We will be all over today...We are going from Thailand to Jimmy Kimmel's studios...But first let's get to Opening Audio... A woman in Thailand who was found alive in her coffin at a Buddhist temple was saved from organ donation and cremation...Kate Beckinsale claims daughter's boyfriend 'laid 2 eggs in a week'...Trump spares turkeys but not his political opponents at the annual pardoning ceremony...Paul Susie is facing assault charges and is accused of pointing a loaded handgun at the three girls as they stood on his front stoop caroling...Two US hunters fined $10,000 and banned from hunting in Ontario for 2 years for illegally shooting moose from a motorboat... Alabama hairstylists and salon owners face assault and kidnapping charges after holding a client hostage over a payment dispute... The Irwin family is two for two on “Dancing with the Stars.” This year's Len Goodman Mirrorball Trophy went to the team of Robert Irwin and Witney Carson... An AI artist is on a music chart and music fans are not happy...Drugs sneaked into prison soaked into the pages of a copy of JD Vance’s ‘Hillbilly Elegy’... St. Charles man Jascent Harvey is accused of taking hundreds of upskirt videos of women since 2017 across the Chicago area...Andy Dick was spotted slumped on a Los Angeles sidewalk rambling incoherently...We did our NFL picks for week 13...A 7-Eleven clerk was fired after shooting an attacker in self-defense...Former 'ShamWow' salesman, Offer Vince Shlomi, is running for a House seat in Texas, aiming to 'soak up the swamp' and combat wokeism...Foreigner will be performing "Cold As Ice" on the "Stranger Things" float in tomorrow's Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade...Buncombe County's emergency alerts hit by cyberattack, no impact on 911 services...Man pleads guilty to using hidden cameras to peep on customers in Asheville Starbucks...Go enjoy Andy Dick on Spin City, and after that check out this Wednesday edition of The Rizzo & Jeff Show!!

A gooood morn to ya...As we countdown the days to vacation we get to Opening Audio...The Naked Gun has been rated the funniest movie of all time... Leslie Nielsen is a real snooze...A Massachusetts woman goes to bake Pillsbury Grands biscuits and then she takes a closer look...A Florida woman’s boyfriend asks if he can give her dogs a piece of his steak. When her dogs refuse, her intuition kicks in and she looks him up online... Matthew McConaughey shared that an eyebrow-raising dream he had three months before meeting Camila Alves "was a spiritual sign" that led him to where he is today...President Trump is reportedly pushing his billionaire ally Larry Ellison to revive the “Rush Hour” franchise starring Jackie Chan and Chris Tucker... The City of Asheville is inviting the public to share input that will help shape two significant riverfront recovery projects on Dec. 10...Fourteen months after Hurricane Helene, the McDonald's in the Biltmore Village area of Asheville is set to have a new grand piano installed...The Asheville Police Department has officially launched its annual "Click It or Ticket" campaign for the week of Thanksgiving...People who live around a utility box near a Pasadena intersection say someone has been consistently stacking bottles of urine there for the past six years...We learned about Rosie and her friend Weenie, and how Rosie dry shaved her legs when going to the beach...Salvage Station is returning with an indoor venue...Jordon Hudson commits major sin by posting a picture of UNC Football credential...NC man charged with arson after setting woman on fire for not getting him a beer...Meet 'Marigold', the escaped cow that shut down a highway for hours...A suspect on the run from law enforcement decided to try to fool them by changing clothes at a thrift store...Before you take a peek in that cow porthole, we want you to take a listen to this Tuesday edition of The Rizzo & Jeff Show!!

Clapping away to BTO to get the show started today on a short week...Let's get to Opening Audio... We heard from Melissa Schlarb after her windshield was shattered after a bald eagle dropped a cat through it on US-74 in Swain County, North Carolina... Miss Mexico Fatima Bash Fernandez wins Miss Universe 2025 after a controversial year marked by a public berating and contestant walkouts...Long Island pizzeria goes viral for Thanksgiving pie with all the trimmings: ‘Probably sold over 500 pies’... A former superintendent of a west suburban school district paid thousands of dollars for porn on his government credit card, according to an investigation...A Campbell's employee claims he was fired for calling out VP's 'disgusting' rant about co-workers, bad food for poor people...NBA coach, others charged in alleged illegal gambling scheme due in court today...Rice University turns to free beer to get students to this season's final home football game...Texas men indicted in plot to take over Haitian island and enslave women and children...A man arrested after setting woman on fire for not getting him a beer...We recapped Rizzo aka The Candy Cane Man's performance at The Holiday Parade...3 staffers accused of elder abuse allegedly sprayed residents with water bottle...Man accused of flashing genitals to drivers on the interstate said he needed excitement in his life, deputies say... A supermarket employee Carlos Palasios was arrested for allegedly recording video of a woman's dress while working at a Kroger store... Video shows hidden camera in women's locker room at Oriental Palm Springs Spa in Queens, NY; owner denies camera's existence...Asheville Police say a late-night assault on Warren Avenue Thursday led officers to a nearby home where a woman was found stabbed to death. The suspect, who was arrested minutes later, had been released from jail just seven days earlier after serving time for assaulting a government employee... In newly filed court documents, Paris Jackson accused John Branca and John McClain of abusing their roles as executors by paying themselves irregular "premium payments" and unexplained bonuses... A man who claims to be a GameStop worker gave an insider’s preview into the retailer’s upcoming “Trade Anything Day.” As you can guess, it’s not pretty...A South Bay restaurant is shut down after a viral video showed an employee slamming frozen ribs onto the ground in the back parking lot...A California woman orders a Crunchwrap Supreme. Then she demands answers from Taco Bell after seeing what’s hidden inside...We demand you listen to this Monday edition of The Rizzo & Jeff Show!!

As we prepare for the holiday parade tomorrow, we prepare ourselves for the show today with Opening Audio... A turkey who goes out for fast-food Fridays with his owner – was caught on camera fiercely guarding his hash browns...Bath & Body Works introduces a pleasant vanilla and pine scent to the Grand Central Terminal shuttle train platform as part of an advertising campaign... A Florida man walking 'buck naked' in 36-degree weather claims he was doing a TikTok challenge...Creamed corn is for people that have a serial killer in their family...A 5th person confirmed dead at Disney World resort in less than a month... The Grinch Meal McShaker Fries that are hitting U.S. menus are dill pickle-flavored, adding a tangy, perfectly on-trend twist to the crispy side... A Missouri judge lost his job for repeatedly making irrelevant Elvis Presley references during hearings, playing his music at swearings-in and even wearing an Elvis wig... 'You met her on HINGE Of UNHINGED?': Man's date orders 6 plates of jalapeño poppers, restaurant runs out at 5. Then she asks for A manager...A bald eagle drops a cat, sending it through the windshield into the car's backseat... An Enka High School senior charged with murder has bonded out for a second time after getting a new charge...A rampaging grizzly bear attacks schoolchildren and teacher on a Canada hike leaving at least 11 injured with two in critical condition...A State Senator Willis Blackshere bit into a screw in his taco from a Chipotle in Moraine and is calling for accountability... A foodie influencer is accused of a dine-and-dash scheme at top NYC restaurants...A Backstreet Boy lookalike is suspected in a package theft... A viral video shows Denver health inspectors pouring bleach in Tacos Tacolorado's drinks and food options...We are getting ready for the weekend with a full plate of creamed corn, shaker fries, 6 orders of Jalapeño Poppers, and 50 McNuggets. If you object- call Elvis to be the judge...You check out the Friday edition of the show here!!

Workout guru Susan Powter really has us juiced this morning...It got us into a Tony Little chat to start the show!! Let's get to Opening Audio... A drunk driver in Florida was pulled over, and tried to blame a medical condition, but he struggled to pronounce it... A local family is outraged after discovering that Robert Selland, who was found not guilty of murdering his wife by reason of insanity 14 years ago, is set to play Santa at a Tacoma holiday event...Ozzy Osbourne duetted with Madonna on obscure track “Shake Your Head” ...Ryan Wedding who is an Ex-Olympian turned alleged drug kingpin accused of ordering the killing of a witness...Thanks Melvin for taking us on a whirlybird of a call...A Woman arrested for allegedly throwing coffee at a mother, her baby, and her dog in Valuchia County. She could be deported due to her illegal immigrant status... President Trump signs the bill to trigger the release of the Epstein files...No charges will be filed against a driver after a pedestrian was killed on I-40 West...A solid gold toilet named 'America' sells at auction for $12M... A woman was murdered last month after she traveled from the United Kingdom to the United States to have a man in Florida kill her...She ordered the murder for hire for HERSELF... FoloToy says it suspended sales of its AI-powered teddy bear after researchers found it gave wildly inappropriate and dangerous answers...We did our week 12 NFL picks...Our favorite reformed criminal Lucky called with another story about one of his crimes... A 12-year-old girl is in custody after police say she was involved in a series of robberies in D.C... ICE crackdown In Charlotte, North Carolina may wrap tomorrow...Kurt Cobain's 'Smells Like Teen Spirit' guitar to be offered at Christie's New York in March 2026 as part of The Jim Irsay Collection... Bill Ackman, a billionaire financier, shared dating advice to young men on social media... A man's dad replaced him with a goose after he and his brother moved out. The goose grew up and left, but returned one day...We hope you return every day to check out our podcast...Especially the Thursday edition of the show!!

Remember that nothing should ever ooze...Let's get things moving with Opening Audio... A prisoner is challenging an Australian state’s ban on inmates eating Vegemite, claiming in a lawsuit that withholding the polarizing yeast-based spread breaches his human rights... In a viral TikTok, content creator Nick Nayersina appeared with a dark brown Mike Tyson-style face tattoo on the side of his face...Johnny thanks for the call!! HUH? 77-year-old Karen Trimber, arrested for hitting a deputy with her car while leaving church, faces up to 5 years in prison and $5,000 in fines... A Chinese man who cryogenically frozen his dead wife has sparked an online moral debate after Chinese media revealed he had been dating a new girlfriend... Some Asheville and Buncombe County officials on Monday called for a resolution that would block federal immigration authorities from using city-owned property for civil enforcement operations...Olive Garden is now offering delivery of its cheese grater and it comes with a block of Romano cheese...U.S. issues travel warning for Japan as country deals with spike in bear attacks...A man rides a unicycle with 7 bowling balls to break world record...What can you take from a hotel, and what is stealing? The TSA is investigating how a meat cleaver made it past security onto a plane in Portland, causing a 2-hour delay...NASA is holding a live event today to share images of 3I/ATLAS, an interstellar comet making its way through our solar system...Shedeur Sanders’ home was broken into during his NFL debut with the Browns this past Sunday...A very lucky couple in New Jersey is celebrating after winning a $3 million scratch-off prize just months after winning $1 million... A Goat named Smoke escapes and causes chaos in a Detroit neighborhood, leading to legal issues for its owner...Dozens of students were evaluated after they were swarmed by bees outside an Arizona school on Monday...We are off to get a taste of Joy Behar on The View...While we do that, you can get a taste of the Wednesday edition of The Rizzo & Jeff Show!!

Shout out to Todd who was dancing naked in the shower to BTO as we get ready for the weekend...Let's ease into this show like a senior citizen in a bubble bath...It is Opening Audio time...Today we celebrate the pickle...We do not condone anyone that eats bread and butter pickles...Bunnie Xo hilariously captured Jelly Roll assembling a new Squatty Potty in their kitchen...Shocking video shows a man running over a woman he met online after she refused to let him smell her feet...Crews battle wind-driven 28-acre fire, 85% contained in Buncombe County...Canadian startup Hyper has developed an AI-powered voice agent to help police services handle emergency calls...Asheville unveiled the city’s newest piece of public art. The sculpture was designed, fabricated and installed by local metal worker Rachel David from RED Metal in Haywood County...A rideshare uber driver in the United States has gone viral after being filmed relieving himself on the roadside during a passenger trip...The former owner of a Hocking Hills rental cabin will spend the next six to nine years behind bars after he hid a camera in the cabin bathroom...A manager at a Portsmouth pizzeria is facing several criminal charges after police said he secretly recorded employees inside a restroom at the restaurant...9 thieves embrace their inner clowns as surveillance footage shows them all climbing out of tiny car before vape shop heist...A daring thief with a cane and neck brace faked a limp while robbing a Louisiana bank last Friday before ditching the act and sprinting away...A new ban in the bill prohibits products containing more than 0.4 milligrams of THC per container...Russia’s first domestically produced artificial intelligence-powered humanoid robot had a less-than-auspicious debut earlier this week...A man allegedly stole a construction worker's car, attempted to run him over with it, and hid from police in a porta potty without clothes on...We want you to keep your clothes on while you listen to this Friday edition of The Rizzo & Jeff Show!!

Thanks for the call this morning Karen! We loved discussing your man's fungus pee feet...Let's get going to Opening Audio...We have neglected The Golden Bachelor...The season finale saw a dramatic last-minute exit before Mel Owens made his decision. It was down between Cindy Cullers and Peg Munson in the end, but the retired NFL player didn’t get the opportunity to make the choice...He chose Peg...A guy diss raps people that work at Disney for no reason...Arizona woman claims she spent $10,000 on mansion, invites people to huge party. Then the Airbnb host responds...Florida driver clocked at 107 mph says she just wanted to get to Little Caesars before it closed...A Florida driver was clocked at 107 mph and says she just wanted to get to Little Caesars before it closed...Diddy’s prison release has reportedly been delayed to June 4, 2028...He was recently accused of drinking homemade alcohol, as well as taking part in an unauthorized three-way phone call, which he claimed he didn’t know was prohibited...NFL wide receiver Antionio Brown faced a judge in a Miami courtroom regarding a second-degree charge of attempted murder...Disclosure may finally be coming when it comes to Jeffrey Epstein ... the House will vote next week on a resolution demanding the Dept. of Justice release the Epstein Files...Man steals city bus and takes it on perfectly civil joyride, picking up and dropping off passengers...North Carolina Tik Tok influencer Bnee Canard ordered to pay $1.75M for destroying a couple's marriage through an affair...The U.S. has ended production of the penny. The last 1-cent coins were made Wednesday at the mint in Philadelphia...The US government shutdown ends as President Trump signs the funding bill into law...If Elon Musk becomes a trillionaire, he could buy every single car sold in the U.S. this year, the entire Ivy League five times over, or ExxonMobil, Chevron, and ConocoPhillips together...RIP to the penny!! Hello to the Thursday edition of The Rizzo & Jeff Show!!

Oh we are taking care of business...Whatever that may be...Let's get to Opening Audio...A woman said she was shocked to find two men who said they were carrying out an 'inspection' in her apartment, just after she had woken up...A carjacker stole a truck hauling porta potties in Santa Monica, crashed it in Malibu, and skinny-dipped in the ocean before being arrested...19-year-old Joshua Vorin vandalized 2 centuries-old paintings and 2 tapestries at the Met with water, causing $1,000 in damage...Canada's top court declines to block controversial cull of hundreds of birds amid fears of an avian flu outbreak...Former adult star Jenna Jameson is helping people 'find Jesus' after being known for 'sin'...Asheville could see northern lights again Wednesday night...After Tuesday’s rare light show, forecasters say solar storms could bring more auroras to Western North Carolina skies...Sean “Diddy” Combs’ Spokesperson denies reports he drank alcohol in the first week at new prison...Elton John throws fit backstage at 2025 Rock & Roll Hall of Fame: ‘My plane is waiting!’...Andy Richter eliminated on Dancing With the Stars 20th anniversary as 3 dancers tie with perfect scores...A naked male suspect in Studio City was shot and killed by a 79-year-old Vietnam veteran during a break-in...70-year-old Steven Bowkill miraculously survives decapitation after a tree falls on him while clearing a lightning-struck tree...Two men found dead in home, suspect tells police a cockroach told him to do it...Mike Tyson had a ‘disintegrating dose of foot fungus’ that he admits is ‘still kicking my ass now’...Border Patrol, ICE agents might be heading from Chicago to North Carolina...There’s a boring new trend that’s hitting TikTok. It seems that when kids are sitting around bored, they’re finding it to be the perfect time to take a video of themselves sitting around and being bored..."The Golden State Killer" was brought to justice in part because of a distinctive micro-penis...A Mercedes-Benz GLE 400 was sold at an auction with wooden brakes instead of metallic ones...Be careful if you get your rumpus on a trolley today and make sure you listen to this Wednesday edition of The Rizzo & Jeff Show!!

HAPPY VETERANS DAY!! What a slippery icy situation...Let's get to Opening Audio...A doctor went over the most common injuries for Thanksgiving...They sound like normal injuries...A sturdy gal broke her neck from simply sneezing...A car salesman stole a customer's trade-in Jeep and lived in it for months...A 44-year-old man in Florida was arrested after opening fire on three others after an argument outside a bar over "how many eggs chickens can lay."...We all need ourselves and old spinster hen...President Trump is rejecting visas for fat people. The Trump administration has ordered visa officers to deny immigrants who are obese...Icy roads slow morning commute across the Asheville area...Kiss legend Ace Frehley’s cause of death was revealed as blunt trauma injuries to his head...The PGA Tour, Biltmore Estate and Explore Asheville announced a new PGA Tour tournament for 2026 on Monday...Should grown men take baths? That takes us to Listener Court...A Harsh new caning penalty has been introduced for scammers in Singapore...OnlyFans model who's made over $85M donates 6 figures to feed families in need, says she knows ‘what it’s like’...A new Roger Rabbit & live-action Jessica Rabbit movie is in development...McRib fans, the wait is over. It’s coming back! The iconic sandwich is set to return to McDonald’s restaurants Tuesday, for a limited time only...Prominent U.S. sportsbooks are establishing a nationwide $200 betting limit on baseball wagers centered on individual pitches...Kim Kardashian is furious that her family's psychics said she'd pass the bar exam...Robert Lewin, the founder of 1-800-411-PAIN, was arrested for allegedly bringing a gun to Miami Coral Park High School...Prince Harry 'looks fed up' as he and Meghan attend Kris Jenner's birthday bash...What we hope you are not fed up with is The Rizzo & Jeff Show! Check out the Tuesday edition here!

Our headlights are on because of this cold, and we don't mean our car headlights...There is a rumor that Buncombe County has only one snowplow...Do you have plow knowledge? Let's get to Opening Audio...Miss World Chile semifinalist stuns judges by performing a song from her own death metal band...Dark showering, the new TikTok trend, is actually rooted in modern science and can revolutionize sleep...Cheshire Police Chief Michael Alibac arrested for allegedly soliciting sex for a fee; relieved of duty, placed on paid administrative leave...A 57-year-old Australian dad performs a citizen's arrest on a carjacker while wearing SpongeBob underpants...The price of a bottle of water on the Las Vegas Strip varies significantly, from around $4.25 to nearly $9 for a 20-oz bottle...Many schools in Western North Carolina have opted for delays or remote learning because of hazardous travel conditions...The FAA has ordered the inspection of all McDonnell Douglas MD-11 cargo planes, like the one that went down in Louisville. UPS and FedEx have both grounded the MD-11 planes as the investigation continues...Cleveland Guardians pitchers indicted in connection to sports gambling investigation...Japan deploys troops in bid to stem surge in deadly bear attacks...Dingo ownership is allowed in New South Wales and Western Australia, but both states have struggled with over-breeding...An 89-year-old woman hit a 9-year-old girl in a crosswalk and did not realize it, later telling police she thought a rock or construction barrel had struck her car...Target employees must smile, make eye contact, and greet customers within 10 feet, and ask them how their day is going within 4 feet...How long is normal/ acceptable to be a houseguest? Wendy's to close roughly 300 stores nationwide starting in late 2025...Asheville issues first Code Purple alert as temperatures drop, shelters expand capacity...Senate Democrats cave, open path to reopening government...The Plaza Hotel in New York City offers a "Home Alone 2" package that lets guests recreate Kevin McCallister's experience...A teenager was stabbed 4 times in a sneaker store after a woman's credit card was declined and she pulled out a kitchen knife...A man named pancake battered his elderly father...Get yourself some front seat meat and enjoy this Monday edition of The Rizzo & Jeff Show!!

BTO is I and I am BTO...Not sure what that means but that is how we are getting this Friday going...It is Opening Audio time...But first remember Todd, you wash front to back not back to front...Did you know that a boys locker room is the most dangerous place for teen boys...A gym teacher was caught recording inside of a middle school locker room...The last monkey on the loose among several that escaped after a truck carrying them overturned on a Mississippi roadway has been found and captured...South Carolina to pay estate of man who died after a blade was left in body during surgery...Local Asheville area passengers are bracing for potential major flight delays...Ex-NFL star Antonio Brown is in custody...The former wide receiver was extradited to the United States to face attempted murder charges related to a shooting in May outside a celebrity boxing event in Miami...Journey have announced a farewell tour beginning with an extensive 60-show first leg in North America that will take up most of the first half of 2026...Ex-NFL star Antonio Brown is in custody. The former wide receiver was extradited to the United States to face attempted murder charges related to a shooting in May outside a celebrity boxing event in Miami...Miss Piggy is set to finally get her solo movie moment, with Jennifer Lawrence and Emma Stone on board for the new project...Andrew Mountbatten Windsor paid ‘one peppercorn’ annually to rent Royal Lodge...Princess Anne is out building sheds...A Fargo hotel is under investigation after a worker was seen soaking bed sheets in a hot tub...Kim Kardashian's new legal series debuted with 0% on Rotten Tomatoes...The Farmers' Almanac is going to stop publication after 208 years, citing financial challenges...A Weather Warn Day has been issued for freezing temperatures, possible snow early next week...The cold weather is coming...Rizzo is going to fire up a nice cold bowl of gazpacho, and you should as well while you listen to this Friday edition of The Rizzo & Jeff Show!!

If you're going to pick a day to be horny, let's make it today...Today is RIZZO"S BIRTHDAY!! It is time for Opening Audio...A retired Punta Gorda couple takes up sidecar racing...Police in western North Carolina said that members of a gang called “Get Shot Gang” were responsible for gunshots fired at a house party over the weekend...A suspect allegedly bit off an older woman's finger while robbing her of her jewelry last month...An appeals court has upheld the dismissal of a lawsuit filed by a New Jersey woman who claimed she was ridiculed and labeled a “Karen”...Scammers exploit North Carolina's E-Courts database to impersonate law enforcement...A McDonald's Quarter Pounder, which is believed to be the oldest hamburger in the world is allegedly set to celebrate its 30th birthday...Dance dance dance to the rhythm...Happy Bday Rizzo...'Dancing with the Stars' guest judge revealed Tom Bergeron, who hosted the show for 14 years, will join the show's 20th anniversary special to take the kills shot on Andy Richter...A 93-Year-Old man finds his lost dog thanks to the trail of his own smelly socks...Our reformed criminal friend called like he does every Thursday to talk about his shoplifting story...He called about a K-Mart shoplifting story...40 airports could be impacted by the FAA's capacity cuts and flight cancellations...The most popular baby names of 2025 have been revealed...The top names are Olivia and Noah, which is the same as last year...Is Pizza Hut for sale? Parent company Yum! Brands exploring 'strategic options'...A couple of bicyclists had a frightening encounter with a mountain lion while on an Orange County trail, and it was all caught on video...Nancy Pelosi, we hope you and Paul enjoy your retirement...Rizzo had quite the birthday bonanza and you can listen to that right here!!

Oh my goodness gracious over oh my stars to start the show today...Let's get moving on this election day as we get to Opening Audio...Splash, a search and rescue otter, uses air bubbles to smell human remains underwater, helping law enforcement find missing people...Whoopi Goldberg tears up co-host's note clarifying 'joke' she made about Trump using an autopen...A Couple survives a harrowing bear encounter on a remote hike in Prince George, BC...An Iconic gym bans a NY woman after she alleges a trans member 'stared and swore' while she was changing in locker room...Dick Cheney, one of the most powerful and polarizing vice presidents in US history, dies at 84...Gunfire erupted at two separate Halloween weekend parties in Rutherford County, one in Spindale and another in Ellenboro...Two larceny suspects with 44 prior arrests combined now in custody in Asheville...Do you get pissed if someone calls you a redneck? That took us to Listener Court...A 102-year-old Houston woman wears high heels, gets mani-pedis, and shops on her own...A gym in China's Shandong province is offering a Porsche to anyone who can lose 110lbs in just three months...Upstate NY woman arrested for false report of needle in Halloween candy...A Halloween candy scare in Rockville, Maryland, involving sewing needles in gummy bears...Police said that a sewing needle was found sticking out of a Twix candy bar in Michigan...Kentucky officers are warning parents to check Halloween candy after needles were found inside treats...Amazon’s Thanksgiving meal feeds a family of 5 for $25, and includes an entire turkey and classic sides...The Louvre Museum’s security measure mistakes include the password “Louvre"...A reimagining of the classic TV show ‘Bewitched” is in development...Oreo is selling a limited-edition 12-count cookie tin...The flavors include turkey & stuffing, creamed corn, sweet potato, cranberry sauce, caramel apple pie, and pumpkin pie...We can tell you where we are heading...That is to Charlie's house to feed him green beans...While we do that you can listen to this Tuesday edition of The Rizzo & Jeff Show!!

Did everyone get that extra hour and their nappy poo over the weekend? Now that we are rested let's get to Opening Audio...At 13 you should stop trick or treating...A man is going viral because he believes the same thing...He shoots teens with a nerf gun..."So, was someone going to tell me that if you have a sunroof, there is a sunroof drain? ... sunroof having besties out there."...A Mississippi chihuahua missing for 5 years has been reunited with owners after being found in Florida...An intoxicated northern Michigan man is accused of breaking into a woman's home and smearing feces on her furniture...Woman who stabbed father after fight about clogged toilet sentenced to prison. Kimberly Mann, of Orange County, pleaded guilty to felony assault...Potato Man, a Lancaster, PA, homeowner, hands out potatoes to trick-or-treaters instead of candy, surprising but delighting many...Sean “Diddy” Combs has been put to work doing his fellow inmates’ dirty laundry after being transferred to the Federal Correctional Institution Fort Dix in New Jersey...A New urban sports club opens in the River Arts District amid bounce back from Helene...MTV is pulling the plug on its long-running viral video show “Ridiculousness” after 14 years and a staggering 46 seasons on air...Dispatch reportedly advised a man, later identified as Joseph Courbat, was concealing power tools down the front of his pants...Mr. Pibb is back. Coca-Cola has rebranded the soda 24 years after it was discontinued...A drunk man fell into a butcher's and snacked on sausages...A Mississippi woman killed an escaped monkey, fearing for her children's safety...UPDATE: Missing North Carolina teen found in Ohio...Isaac Dulgarian is reportedly no longer in the UFC. On Saturday, Dulgarian’s fight against Yadier Del Valle was flagged by a few sportsbooks after the betting line moved suddenly minutes before the fight...Michael Jackson is the highest-paid dead celebrity of 2025 with $105 million...Duane Roberts, credited with inventing the first frozen burrito, passed away at the age of 88 on Saturday....A teacher is accused of showing up to work high on cocaine and giving a vape to students...We hope you had enough daylight saving rest and you check out this Monday edition of The Rizzo & Jeff Show!!

Rizzo is the little sister for Halloween when he heads out trick or treating...It is Asheville...He will be good...Let's get to Opening Audio...King Charles strips his brother Andrew of ‘prince’ title and evicts him from the royal mansion...Say hello to Andrew Mountbatten Windsor...A pair of siblings in Minnesota just turned 100 years old. Stella Strinmoen Egland and Floyd Strinmoen are fraternal twins who celebrated the momentous occasion with friends and family this past weekend...Hang loose...An emergency medical technician has been fired over allegations of taking a photo of a body in a morgue...A Southern Kentucky woman receives human body parts in a package delivery mix-up...Japan is turning to its army to address a spike in bear attacks after ten people were killed and another 100 injured in 2025...Daniel Harrisson, 77, Donald Knapp, 74, Gaetane Lambert, 73, Steven Marhenke, 60, Elmer Quandt, 77, and Nickolas Ramos, 27, were arrested on Saturday, Oct. 25, and charged with indecent exposure and exposure of sexual organs...Moe's Southwest Grill in Biltmore Village has been demolished after the Helene flood damage...A traffic stop on I-40 near the Haywood/Buncombe County line led to a high-speed chase and a crash into a residence...Amazon now offers doorstep return pickups through USPS...A teen was pulled over after cops say he was driving 106 miles an hour. Santiago Londono, 19, told the deputy that his mother was rushing him to take his younger brother home...Hope he has The General car insurance...Thank you Bart for criticizing our show today...The RBC and CIBC allow an 89-year-old to drain life savings and lose $1.7M to scammers...More than 300 piles of cremated human remains have been found scattered across the Nevada desert...A Freeze Warning is in effect for WNC as temperatures drop into the 20s ...How about staying in and staying warm tonight and listening to this Friday edition of The Rizzo & Jeff Show!!

Give us a B to the T to the O...We then get a call from listener Melvin with probably the worst joke and the worst start to the show in a long time...Let's recoup and get to Opening Audio...A Detroit police officer left a judge speechless when he showed up for a Zoom hearing wearing his uniform top and badge but no pants...A man in Istanbul has agreed to pay 10000 liras ($240 USD) every three months to help support his and his ex-wife's two cats...Ever been to the Whistly Top? or is it Whistly Stop? Kevin Holding died after conducting work in London when a urinal fell onto him 'without warning', killing him almost instantly...A trip to a Spirit Halloween store in Plano, Texas, turned into a wild scene after a pet monkey escaped its owner...A growing black market for baby spider monkeys is fueled by social media popularity. Experts warn that the trade is driving the species closer to extinction...Canadian journalist Farah Nasser is warning parents after a conversation between her kids and the Grok AI chatbot took an unexpected turn...Road reopens after a rockslide on Blue Ridge Parkway slams into a vehicle...Asheville is set to welcome the upcoming holiday season with the opening of a new ice skating rink at Asheville Yards... Passengers on what should have been a routine United Airlines flight from Des Moines, Iowa to Chicago got a lot more than they bargained for Monday, according to reports...An Arizona Superior Court judge was allegedly caught on body camera footage urinating near the courthouse where she works...An LA news team and a Toronto news team had a brutal on-air interaction when it came to betting on The World Series...We had our NFL picks for Week 9...A man was caught on camera torching a family’s Halloween display in the middle of the night, with flames spreading dangerously close to a West Seattle home...He kicked this coffin down and dragged the Bob Ross skeleton into it, setting Bob Ross on fire...A cruise ship passenger was found dead on Lizard Island after being left behind during a hike...Luigi Mangione is keeping himself going behind bars thanks to some surprising ladies Taylor Swift and Charli XCX...Five more suspects have been arrested in connection to the Oct. 19 jewel heist at the Louvre museum in Paris...Dictionary.com’s 2025 Word of The Year Is...67...The words for today are Rizzo & Jeff, and you can check out the Thursday edition of the show here!!

Jeff is all roided up and ready to go as we get to Opening Audio...The "Bird theory," also known as the "bird test," is a relationship concept popularized on social media where one partner points out a mundane observation, like a bird outside, to see how the other responds...Supposedly doomsday is on October 29? A Harvard Astrophysicist is warning on Interstellar Object 3I/ATLAS and it fuels conspiracy theories...Chunkosaurus Rex wins first-ever Fat Squirrel Week contest in Texas...A Texas man accused of shooting his neighbor because he thought her horse was getting “too fat”...Cemeteryplotlistings.com...They simplify the process of selling & buying burial plots by bridging the gap between sellers with unused plots and buyers in search of them...A man who brandished a firearm at Biltmore Estate over the weekend was taken into custody without incident...Waynesville police are searching for a man allegedly involved in using counterfeit money at various locations in town...McDonald’s new checkout rules will make paying harder and meals more expensive...Andy Richter —28/40. Looking to survive another week, Richter reprised his role as a priest from Scary Movie 2...And he survived...Several monkeys used for animal testing were shot and killed after a truck carrying them overturned in Mississippi on Tuesday afternoon...A man accidentally shot himself in the leg inside a Super Walmart...The reputation has grown enough that Erwin High School is among Asheville's most haunted landmarks...Biblical studies student illegally in U.S. allegedly stabs two teens with metal fork, slaps woman on flight...Today, Jamaica is surveying the damage left behind by Hurricane Melissa, a Category 5 storm that made landfall yesterday...A Chinese family sued their daughter’s school after the child was diagnosed with acute and transient psychotic disorder, allegedly caused by a horror movie she had watched in class...The NFL is lining up its pre-Super Bowl events. Two days before the big game, Sting will headline a Super Bowl-branded concert at the Palace of Fine Arts in San Francisco...A new Dr. Seuss book is on the way! The legendary children's book author's complete manuscript for 'Sing the 50 United States...A man in Florida was charged after smashing nearly $500 worth of pumpkins...You can do activities like smashing pumpkins while you listen to this Wednesday edition of The Rizzo & Jeff Show!!

Well we are halfway to Thursday and this only because Rizzo thought it was Wednesday...Now that he dug himself out of that hole, we get to Opening Audio...A man is in custody after police say he broke into a home, then ran and barricaded himself inside a Taco Bell freezer...Police are looking for a 62-year-old Windsor woman who caused $30,000 in damage to a car wash by driving through the exit door and then ramming the front entrance...A Little Caesars employee in West Virginia is accused of shooting a man through the drive-thru window...A local cosmetics company is under investigation for illegally dumping 100 gallons of coconut lotion into a bayou, potentially harming plants and animals...A Deepfake Elton John video scammed a Northeast Ohio man out of $20,000...Sean “Diddy” Combs’ release date has been revealed by the federal Bureau of Prisons...Combs can anticipate a May 8, 2028 release from federal lockup...There has been a noticeable increase in storage building break-ins in Buncombe County following Hurricane Helene...The annual "Halloween Booze It & Lose It" campaign is now officially underway, the Asheville Police Department announced...From Monday, Oct. 27, through Sunday, Nov. 2, drivers will see a higher law enforcement presence on North Carolina roads...Should you stop trick or treating when there is hair down there? That took us to Listener Court...Spain's National Police announced that they apprehended a group of seven who stole over 1,000 chairs from dining establishments...A New Jersey woman burned down the house of a man who called her for a booty call at 4:00 am and then fell asleep...A man faces a $5M bond after stealing an ambulance with a paramedic and patient inside, crashing it into another car...A third person has died at Walt Disney World in less than two weeks in a chilling string of fatalities that has cast a pall over The Most Magical Place on Earth...You can stay in The Pillsbury Doughboy’s vacation home...Kelsey Grammer becomes dad of eight aged 70 after admitting he ‘neglected’ first two children...Two people that will never neglect you are Rizzo & Jeff and you can listen to the Tuesday edition of the show here!!