The barometric pressure in Asheville this morning is 32.8 this morning...Calm weather with clear skies...Thank you Todd...Let's get to Opening Audio...Craig Steven Mason allegedly fired multiple rounds at a vehicle carrying juveniles playing "ding-dong ditch," striking one in the leg...Gen Alpha kids don't find farts funny because they view them as bodily functions and not something to be shamed for...A legally blind woman says a longtime acquaintance stole nearly $5,000 from her...The IRS will start accepting tax returns on January 26th...The "fancy" Biltmore Village McDonald's, beloved for its Biltmore-style design and flourishes like a self-playing piano, celebrated its grand reopening...The Bills are removing the old-school trough urinals from their men’s bathrooms and selling them to fans...A woman reviewed the pizza and ranch candle from Bath & Body Works...We played single, married or in a relationship...Police say a Pennsylvania man who had about 100 sets of human remains is charged with stealing from a graveyard at the edge of Philadelphia...Michael Phillips from North Carolina has opened up about living with what is believed to be the world's smallest penis...Sean "Diddy" Combs is going to have to serve out his prison sentence after all. President Trump told “The New York Times”...NASA has announced plans to evacuate astronauts on the International Space Station due to a crew member's 'serious medical condition'...A Martin County man was arrested after police say he stole his ex-girlfriend's car while she was in the hospital giving birth to their child...For just $5 plus tax, Cinemark theaters will serve up to 400 ounces of popcorn to moviegoers who bring their own bucket on Jan. 18 and 19...A 'serial food snorter' from the US who inhales blended meals through her nose is set to feature on the new season of My Strange Addiction...A company in the Bay Area offering help with removing squatters from properties and they're doing it by using swords...Rizzo aka Rocco and Jeff OUT for the week...Check out the Friday edition of the show here!!

There will be some animalia chat in Opening Audio today so let's get to it...Rizzo was worried that the show was getting off to a slow start and then we talked to a man who went into a Target riding a horse...Listener James called and talked horse pee...Mike from Target wasn't happy...A cheesesteak place in New Jersey had their fossilized walrus weiner stolen...A woman found swimming nude in a neighbor's pond was 'trying to be a mermaid'...She was arrested and charged with multiple offenses...Several people who attended Wednesday’s Asheville Planning and Zoning Commission meeting hoping to learn more about a proposed Costco development in the Enka/Candler area left shortly after the meeting began, once commissioners announced the item would be delayed until next month...The North Carolina Department of Health and Human Services has asked Mission Hospital for the names of 26 people who may have been exposed to measles...Nick Reiner's mental breakdown in the weeks leading up to the murders of his parents, Rob and Michele Reiner, is directly tied to a head-scratching decision by doctors...Rizzo has a situation where his neighbor keeps calling him Rocco...It's been 2 years now...What does he do? First week of the NFL playoffs and we do our NFL picks...The woman reportedly confessed to the stabbing, telling police she was angry with her uncle for locking her out of the house and telling her she needed to start cooking...Explore Asheville President and Vic Isley said hotels are recovering faster than vacation rentals but are still down about 20% compared to prices pre-Helene...Former NFL player sues ex-wife for commenting on his huge dong...Speaking of...Let's find the stolen walrus one...Take some time today and check out the Thursday edition of The Rizzo (Rocco) & Jeff Show!!

These damn clothes dryers of ours are shrinking our t-shirts...We swear...Let's get to Opening Audio...An AI police report tool turned a cop into a “frog,” exposing how generative AI in policing can warp reality...A Boston police officer is off the job after being accused of choking his ex-girlfriend during a sexual encounter...‘Stop sending b*** plugs to Bahrain’: Toronto sex store receives letters from U.S. Department of War... A Central Florida man is facing multiple charges after deputies say they found him on a construction site wearing lingerie and discovered a firearm concealed inside a silicone breast implant...A romantic relationship between two Detroit Department of Transportation employees last year led to stalled bus service...35-year-old Cardesha Gilmore was arrested Sunday and is charged with indecent exposure, shoplifting, public disorderly conduct, pedestrian in the highway and assault while resisting arrest...The Department of Justice is admitting it has only reviewed less than one-percent of over two million documents in connection with convicted sex offender Jeffrey Epstein's legal cases...A proposal to develop a stump dump and mulch-processing site off New Leicester Highway is drawing mixed reactions from nearby residents...We had our latest Rosie Rambles as Rosie talked Trump, menopause and Kit Kat's...Bertha Kelley, 73, of Brockport. Kelley is charged with Assault. Brockport Police say she stabbed a 48-year-old man on January 2nd...A 91-year-old driver was charged with striking a landscaper that he thought hit a garbage can...A boyfriend's fight with his 'toxic' girlfriend at Taco Bell nearly turns deadly as she runs him over from behind after driving onto the sidewalk... AI assistant Grok under fire for generating fake nude images of public figures...An Employee accused of videoing customers in the bathroom at a popular Mexican restaurant chain...Hammer in those Rosie hooves and listen to this Wednesday edition of The Rizzo & Jeff Show!!

Does Mickey Rourke own a craft store outside of Portland? A Paris court finds 10 people guilty of cyberbullying France’s first lady Brigitte Macron...A cow in Anderson County, South Carolina, has tested positive for rabies...A monkey that wreaked havoc inside a musical instrument store in Tennessee fled the scene of the incident but was captured... 34-year-old Maykel Rodriguez Jr. was taken into custody after he allegedly broke into an apartment and assaulted a man while he was sleeping...A cast member at Disney's Hollywood Studios in Orlando was injured after he was hit by the massive rubber ball used in the Indiana Jones Epic Stunt Spectacular attraction...Sunday gunfire in downtown Asheville remains under investigation...A man accused of defrauding charities of rental assistance was arrested on 25 felony warrants in Buncombe County...Flu cases are rising across North Carolina, leading to an increase in hospitalizations and deaths... The world's oldest known Twinkie turns 50 at a Maine high school...That takes us to Listener Court...To Twinkie or not...China taxes condoms, contraceptive drugs in bid to spur birth rate...A dispute over gravy at a Las Vegas KFC escalated into a stabbing two men face attempted murder charges...Humans are far more monogamous than our primate cousins, but less so than beavers, a new study suggests...Mickey Rourke is telling fans to close their wallets cause he has nothing to do with the GoFundMe set up in his name...A mystery New Year's Eve boom was a bullet leaving a hole in a local woman's windshield...There are seven candy bars that will most likely disappear in 2026...Go be like one of our favorite listeners Todd, roll a Twinkie in pancake batter, fry it and listen to this Tuesday edition of The Rizzo & Jeff Show!!

WE ARE BACK!! Listener Todd has purchased a full weather station...We will have to find out more about that...But let's get to Opening Audio...A 63-year-old man working as a Salvation Army bell ringer was arrested after deputies say he became intoxicated on duty and caused a violent disturbance outside a Publix store..,A wife has been charged in 76-year-old’s death allegedly told police she was trying to move him to car with rope...USPS driver tries to 'run over' 10-year-old bringing wrongly delivered package to the right home, postal worker thought he was a 'porch pirate'...Outback Steakhouse sued after man suffers 'serious bodily injury' from toilet shattering under him...Do you tip your mailman? A woman is suing Disney World for $50,000 after she tripped and fell on a “wet substance” near the Samawati Springs Pool at Animal Kingdom...Nicolas Maduro, the dethroned Venezuelan dictator indicted on major drug trafficking and weapons charges in the United States, is expected in a federal court in New York Monday for his arraignment... A dead body was reported at a Walt Disney World property on Friday night, just one day after New Year’s... A fan favorite of McDonald's has landed the popular food chain in a class action lawsuit, as four people claim the McRib contains no real pork meat...Fictosexuality is a sexual orientation or umbrella term for individuals who experience sexual attraction to fictional characters...A GoFundMe has been launched for Hollywood legend Mickey Rourke amid possible eviction...Can Rizzo stay off of Tunnel Rd? A naked man is accused of damaging hotel property, kicking a police officer in Wilmington, NC...Naked man runs amok at Hobby Lobby, assaulting employees and customers before being subdued by police...Will Smith is being sued for sexual harassment, wrongful termination by a violinist...One woman tied the knot with her AI generated boyfriend in a symbolic wedding ceremony...Hang in there bullet...Enjoy the first Rizzo & Jeff Show of 2026!!

Busey is racking Rizzo's brain this morning...A perfect way to start things before we head into the Christmas holiday as we get going with Opening Audio...What is a NASCAR fan's favorite position? Ask Melvin that question...Baby Jesus is back in his manger after he was stolen from a Nativity scene...One of our favorite listener's Goose called to give us his goose impressions...A Florida woman is accused of killing both of her ex-husbands in two separate shootings on the same day...Seven people, including famous NASCAR driver Greg Biffle, were killed after a private jet crashed at an airport in North Carolina while landing Thursday morning...The deceased suspect in last weekend's mass shooting at Brown University has been identified as Claudio Manuel Neves Valente, a 48-year-old former Brown graduate student and immigrant...If you’re really noticing how short the days are, that’s because Sunday will be the "shortest" day of the year. The Winter Solstice falls on December 21st...The Gary Busey Christmas bonanza continues...About a week before Christmas, two reindeer were seen running down a busy Los Angeles freeway...Guess that A-Lister was a one-time game we played...The answer to the audio was Stedman Graham...Rosie O’Donnell says she’s joining millions of liberals in a so-called “presidential blackout” which is not talking about Trump, no posting about Trump, no saying his name...NASCAR champion Greg Biffle’s wife Cristina sent a text to her mom telling her she and her family were ‘in trouble’ just moments before the plane crash that killed them...The Justice Department plans to release “several hundred thousand” pages of records Friday related to the case of notorious pedophile Jeffrey Epstein...HR exec caught on Coldplay 'kiss cam' with the boss finally breaks her silence: 'I made a bad decision and had a couple of High Noons'...Everyone enjoy this Friday edition of The Rizzo & Jeff Show...Make sure to check out The Rizzo & Jeff Year in Review...See you in 2026

Are you sitting in your tub listening to Enya sir? That takes us to Opening Audio...A man who was obviously naked told us about how Keith Richards cannot tour so there won't be one...A kid broke a world record for making a sandwich the fastest...A simple social media post from a daughter living thousands of miles away has transformed her father's struggling food truck business...The Christmas Poop Log is a Spanish tradition where families decorate and beat a log to make it poop Christmas treats... After rising allegations of dual residence swirling around Asheville Vice Mayor Antanette Mosley, North Carolina State Board of Elections spokesperson Jason Tyson, confirmed...Disgraced Michigan football coach Sherrone Moore was dumped by the staffer he was having an affair with and proceeded to bombard the woman with text messages two days before he allegedly threatened her with a knife...Former President Bill Clinton shocked his own aides ahead of Moroccan King Mohammed VI’s 2002 wedding by asking if he could bring two unrelated plus-ones the now-notorious Jeffrey Epstein and Ghislaine Maxwell... Comedian Lunell was hospitalized after being bitten by no-see-ums, tiny insects with razor-like mouthparts...Lucky called with another prison... An estimated 100,400 gallons of untreated wastewater spilled in the City of Hendersonville on Tuesday, Dec. 16, evening and continued into the early morning on Wednesday, Dec. 17...Sean ‘Diddy' Combs is marking his second Christmas behind bars, and the menu is a far cry from his days of champagne towers and celebrations with A-list stars...Billboard said Mariah Carey’s “All I Want for Christmas Is You” has been replaced on the Global 200 chart by an ’80s classic. “Last Christmas” by Wham! reached the No. 1 spot on the chart...A raccoon recently fell through a ceiling at the Grand Geneva Resort's Ristorante Brissago in Lake Geneva, Wisconsin...Let's get ready to UNLOAD tomorrow...But first let's check out this Thursday edition of The Rizzo & Jeff Show!!

We have Rosie...We have Busey...We have Cholera...Be there or be square...Let's get to Opening Audio...A heartwarming story features Kitty and John Lamkin, an Alabama couple married for 60 years, who still play the original Scrabble game they received as newlyweds... The South Carolina Department of Corrections is partnering with the Department of Aging to deliver more than 1,400 handmade gifts to elderly long-term care residents across the state. Prisoners at 21 facilities volunteer to knit blankets, stuffed animals, hats and scarves for the holiday program...A woman says that she got cholera from eating this one food while taking a trip to Boston...A newscast with a large anchor kept peppering her about Girl Scout Cookies...A senior driver crashed a car into a supermarket in Athens, Ga...Four people were injured in the incident, though they are all expected to survive the crash...The Buncombe County Sheriff's Office is investigating the death of an 18-year-old as a homicide following preliminary autopsy results...Charmaine Vapreece Fair, 32, of Asheville, was sentenced Thursday to 66 months in federal prison for conspiracy to distribute and possession with intent to distribute fentanyl and methamphetamine...Michael Phillips believes he has the world's smallest penis and has opened up about the challenges of living with a micro penis...Gary Busey wishes us a Merry Christmas with geese sounds...Asheville police say a driver suffered serious injuries after crashing through an abandoned building along Hendersonville Road Wednesday morning...Yesterday, the Manhattan District Attorney's Office signaled it would exclude certain statements Mangione made while in police custody in Pennsylvania immediately following his arrest in December of 2024... The Attorney General and 35 other attorneys general announced a settlement with Kia and Hyundai for selling cars with major security flaws, making them easy to hot wire and steal...Deputies said Jameisha Tashay Wallace “threw a piece of chicken in the victim's face” amid a verbal argument, “leading to a physical fight.”...A woman who allegedly pushed razor blades into loaves of bread at two Biloxi, Mississippi, Walmart stores was arrested on Tuesday...Make some Banquet chicken patties, don't burn the microwave, and listen to this Wednesday edition of The Rizzo & Jeff Show!!

Well we have a sassafras on our hands named Rizzo...He is not happy with the blue sprinkles on his donuts...Let's check the glucose and get to Opening Audio...Comedian and actress Amy Schumer has announced that she and her husband, chef Chris Fischer, are getting a divorce after seven years of marriage...A Baltimore County paramedic is under investigation after allegedly filming himself urinating on fire department and colleagues’ property, including food...Pornhub has released its annual Year in Review report, revealing women are tuning in to X-rated videos at record rates... A man, identified as type 1 diabetes activist and TikToker Neil Greathouse warned against eating sugar-free Oreos due to severe gastrointestinal issues...Rob Reiner and son Nick Reiner's dynamic was on full display in Access Hollywood's exclusive 2016 interview...The hotel room where Nick Reiner fled after allegedly murdering parents Rob and Michele Reiner was found covered in blood, according to a new report... The holidays are upon us, and the United States Postal Service says it's prepared for the shipping rush. There are some important shipping deadlines to keep in mind...The APD launches its annual holiday campaign against drunk driving...A woman in Spain has lost her job, and any chance of compensation, after repeatedly showing up to work far too early...The DMV (DC, Maryland, Virginia area) recently set a new Guinness World Record for the most couples kissing under the mistletoe, with 1,435 couples sharing a kiss... When one couple posted a laptop for sale it led to a nightmare. The guys who showed up to buy it attacked them with bear spray...Nick Reiner was said to be 'acting crazy' and 'running around' Conan O'Brien's Christmas bash 'asking people if they're famous' on Saturday night...A licensed Florida doctor pleaded guilty to five felony charges related to the theft of donation supplies intended to aid Hurricane Helene victims in 2024... A Canadian program allows Americans to eat dinner in Canadian residents’ homes...Video shows a close call after a man approached a bear in Gatlinburg...Lars, a reindeer, was hand-raised and lives in the main house with the family, not the stable, due to his mother's lack of milk...An 18-year-old from Gilbert faces reckless driving charges after a dirt bike jump across a neighborhood street went viral on social media...Go get a bag of family size Bugles and check out this Tuesday edition of The Rizzo & Jeff Show!!

Jeff got a haircut and it is so short he looks like K.D. Lang...Jeff has been Lang'd...Let's get to Opening Audio...A survey by Lending Tree reveals 27% of self-checkout users intentionally steal items, while 60% don't return accidentally forgotten items...Four times in just one week around Thanksgiving, drivers in Connecticut ended up on railroad tracks instead of the road...InsideAI gave a ChatGPT-powered robot a gun and asked it to shoot him. The robot refused at first, until he asked it to role-play as a robot...AI toys for kids talk about sex and issue Chinese Communist Party talking points, tests show... After months of anticipation, one of the most unique fast-food locations in the country is reopening on Friday, Dec. 12, at 5 a.m... Asheville Regional Airport received multiple honors at this year's Airport Council International North America Marketing and Communications Conference awards ceremony...The apartment where police were called to in response to fired Michigan coach Sherrone Moore's alleged knife-wielding assault belongs to his executive assistant...Speedway is bringing its famous egg salad sandwich to U.S. stores, announcing Wednesday that its Japanese-style tamago sando has landed...MyPillow founder and CEO Mike Lindell has announced he will run for Minnesota governor in 2026...Mary Carol McDonnell, 73, is a fugitive and wanted by the FBI for her alleged involvement in a fraud scheme in Los Angeles and Orange Counties... Pangolins are believed to be the world's most trafficked mammal, accounting for as much as 20% of all illegal wildlife trade...Florida man allegedly crashes stolen BMW, gives bizarre explanation to deputies: 'I teleported'...A field in eastern England has revealed evidence of the earliest known instance of humans creating and controlling fire...Let's all enjoy John Cena's last match, and before you do you can check out this Friday edition of The Rizzo & Jeff Show!!

Rizzo has a bug problem and Jeff has a chef problem...Both of those we will address as the show goes on...First let's get to Opening Audio...Amazon has brought back its annual “Thank My Driver” program allowing customers to send $5 holiday tips to drivers at no cost...Just the tip...McDonald's says it has removed an AI-generated Christmas advertisement in the Netherlands after it was criticized online...Police are seeking the public's help to track down whoever is responsible for the gunshots fired at a home's outdoor holiday decorations...The gingerbread man suffered a head shot...It was a very special day for an Alabama woman and her family. Henrietta Daughtry celebrated her 103rd birthday...Japan uses robotic "Monster Wolves" with flashing red eyes, bared fangs, and loud, varied sounds (howls, gunshots, human voices) to scare bears and other wildlife away from farms and residential areas...Let's butter up Whoopi and send her in to solve the problem... A man is in custody after officials say he assaulted a Brevard police officer and stole a city vehicle, leading to a cross-county chase on Wednesday morning...Michigan coach Sherrone Moore's night from hell ends in jail over alleged assault after married father-of-three fired from $30m job...Guy Fieri, host of Food Network's "Diners, Drive-ins and Dives," dropped by the Asheville ABC liquor store on New Leicester Highway to promote his own signature tequila...We did our NFL picks for the week... A tiny beetle from Japan is being released in Great Smoky Mountains National Park in a bid to save the park’s eastern hemlock trees from an invasive insect...Bud Light is getting creative for a limited-edition beer. They are using snow from Highmark Stadium, home of the Buffalo Bills, to brew "Blizzard Brew."... Time announced exclusively on TODAY Dec. 11 that it has recognized AI’s seismic impact by naming the “Architects of AI” as its 2025 Person of the Year...Whether you steer the man pile or you are just a passenger, you can still listen to this Thursday edition of The Rizzo & Jeff Show!!

The youth is keeping Rizzo up at night and bothering him in other ways...Before he gets a Dear John letter, we better get to Opening Audio...In-N-Out has announced that they will be removing order number 67 from their locations due to viral videos of chaos erupting when the number is called... A drone was launched over a South Carolina jail packed with all the makings of a good old-fashioned crab boil, complete with a jar of Old Bay Seasoning...A deer broke into a Christmas-themed store in Tennessee and ran loose through the establishment before getting wedged in a chair and escorted outside...A 101-year-old runs the largest nutcracker museum in the U.S. Here's a look inside...A food delivery driver is accused of dropping off an Arby's bag, and spraying pepper spray towards it...Heart-pounding footage released Tuesday shows the moment a Pennsylvania cop asks accused CEO assassin Luigi Mangione to pull down his face mask at a McDonald’s, revealing him as the wanted suspect...Philip Rivers, 44, to reportedly swap high-school coaching for NFL in Colts return...Yelp data reveals the most loved brands of 2025...In North Carolina the #1 is Texas Roadhouse...Dominick the Donkey is the number one Christmas song in North Carolina ...The owner of Asheville’s Best Gem Mine is recovering in the hospital nearly two weeks after a fire left her with severe burns... Andy Dick is in dire straits, the troubled comedian suffered an apparent drug overdose on the street, prompting people to rush to his aid to save his life...Royal Caribbean cruise staff allegedly stuffed a passenger’s body in a refrigerator and continued the journey after the man died following a marathon drinking session...Grab yourself a pack of Kool's and some crab legs and listen to this Wednesday edition of The Rizzo & Jeff Show!!!

An old man shooting someone at Lowe's...That takes us to Opening Audio...What a way to kick the showoff...A 64-year-old man in Georgia is facing felony criminal charges after police say he fired three shots at a young shopper he suspected of shoplifting at a Lowe's... A millennial therapist named Mary Beth Somich is going viral for asking boomers why they keep family news a secret from their grown kids...A Florida woman was arrested for indecent exposure for drinking liquor on the sidewalk with no pants on...Dashcam catches Sylva official tossing bag of dog poop on police chief's car... A Kiel alderperson resigned, ending a month-long dog poop scandal. It comes after her husband was determined to have been leaving dog feces on the doorstep of a local pet store... A regional grocery store recently went viral after unveiling an unusual and intriguing treat: butter-dipped ice cream cones...Victoria's Secret Pink has introduced a new perfume body mist called Croissant, inspired by the sweet and buttery taste... Three men were sentenced to prison for their roles in a break-in at Buncombe County Schools' properties and for stealing items meant for donation after Helene... The family of Michael Virgil, the man who died on a Royal Caribbean Cruise last year after trying to beat down a door onboard are suing the company they believe is responsible in part, for giving him too much alcohol... President Trump wants to rename American football: 'We have to come up with another name for the NFL'...That took us to Listener Court...What about the NGL...The National Gridiron League...A Michigan resident died of rabies after contracting it through a transplanted organ, health officials have confirmed...One lane of Interstate 26 West is back open in southern Buncombe County after a tractor-trailer went over an embankment...The Powerball jackpot is rolling over again, coming closer to the billion-dollar mark...A Jeopardy champion from North Carolina has been arrested on two charges of felony secret peeping...Go get yourself a buttered ice cream cone or just meet Rizzo at Sonic...He has enough rewards points to feed Asheville...While you enjoy that you can listen to this Tuesday edition of The Rizzo & Jeff Show!!

Listener Melvin had an awful story about his neighbor being the Tasmanian Devil, and listener Todd text in to let us know he just got out of the shower and he is ready for the show...Opening Audio time...Hazmat cleaning ordered after alleged lewd acts by a Maryland paramedic inside firehouses...My wieners in the rain could be the most beautiful song of 2025... A trapper in Florida who called on seven Sarasota County deputies to pull a 14 ft alligator out of this residential area...Sweden is the first country in the world to be prescribed by doctors. Here, life is rooted in balance, with effortless access to both nature and culture, making Sweden the perfect place to reset your mind and body...A Louisiana man allegedly called in bomb threats to New Orleans airport over parking fees... The Asheville Police Department says a man has been arrested and charged with murder after an early morning shooting left one person dead... The Buncombe County Sheriff's Office says a homicide suspect is in custody after one man is dead and another was injured in a late-night stabbing incident in Buncombe County on Saturday...A traffic stop for a stolen vehicle has led to the arrest of four people who have been charged with drug trafficking, according to a social media post from the Black Mountain Police Department...A woman, 64, kills a man in an Alabama park after she ‘snapped’ during a sexual encounter...Does anyone else get a Christmas card from their supermarket like Jeff does? An Ohio man accidentally sent meth through a bank’s air tube...A 60-year-old aunty from Chaoshan, China, has taken the internet by storm with her renditions of popular English songs...Martha Stewart says she was struck by lightning three times... Former NFL star wide receiver Antonio Brown petitioned a Miami court Thursday to drop an attempted murder...Luigi Mangione to return to NYC courtroom on Monday as evidence suppression hearings continue...Google released its annual list of top search trends for 2025...Drunk man in Charlotte County bangs on neighbors' doors, tries to break a window, and is arrested for loitering and prowling..."I'm Michael Bublé, and I'm not gonna lie. We should start listening to Christmas music in June,"...A chubby Chinese man is going viral on social media after entering a bodybuilding competition! Eleven family members ended up getting trapped in a stalled elevator...We hope if you get trapped in an elevator you listen to this Monday edition of The Rizzo & Jeff Show!! 

General Hospital, One Life To Live, Guiding Light...Ya we opened the show talking about Noah Drake aka Rick Springfield and Luke and Laura...Soap chat...Opening Audio time...A bar owner in Richmond, New Zealand has said she was shocked to find a baby seal had entered her bar...Tara Reid’s drink was not drugged at a hotel in Rosemont, police say... A man was mistakenly released from the Buncombe County Detention Center, according to a Buncombe County Sheriff's Office press release...Someone in Brampton, Ontario, posted anti-Santa signs along a parade route, sparking complaints and police involvement...Dildo is a local service district and designated place in the Canadian province of Newfoundland and Labrador on the island of Newfoundland ...Columbia Sportswear's bold challenge to flat earthers involves snapping a photo at the edge of the Earth and winning the company's assets...Patience has paid off for police in New Zealand. They've recovered a Fabergé egg locket six days after a suspected thief swallowed it... In a statement issued by GameStop this week, the company confirmed that it had paid out $30,494.70 to a customer who traded in a mint-condition Holo Gengar trading card at a store in Grapevine, Texas...Three people are facing charges in connection with a metal theft, according to a Buncombe County Sheriff's Office press release...A 72-year-old woman was left hospitalized after a flock of geese knocked her to the ground and repeatedly pecked her at a Texas park...Paul Anka made headlines this week when he confirmed Frank was very well-endowed...Milton Berle, considered America's first TV star, had a massive penis. In his autobiography, Berle tells of a man who accosted him in a steam bath...Jackie Vernon, the voice actor behind the 1969 holiday classic “Frosty the Snowman,” reportedly had multiple families before settling down with his wife until he died, Hazel...A Gujarat man revives electrocuted snake with mouth-to-mouth CPR...Netflix on Friday announced it had reached a deal to acquire Warner Bros. including the company’s film and television studios and streamer HBO Max for $82.7 billion...The increased legalization and acceptance of marijuana has led to a rise in an unusual side effect known on social media as “scromiting...Please do not scromit as you listen to this Friday edition of The Rizzo & Jeff Show!!

Hang on for dear life, Rizzo has Chuck E. Cheese news...But before he puts you back to sleep with that, let's get to Opening Audio...A social media influencer has sparked controversy by giving machetes and alcohol to homeless people in several US cities...You’re invited to an unforgettable surprise celebration for someone truly special! Join Chuck E. Cheese and his friends for a magical Christmas adventure filled with music, laughter, and holiday cheer... A New Zealand man has been charged for theft after he allegedly stole a diamond-studded locket in a rather unusual way - by swallowing it...A Marion woman is accused of stealing more than $122,000 from a small church where she served as treasurer for more than a decade...A man arrested after police say he poured alcohol on a woman and set her on fire during an argument has been released from custody ...Great Lakes Cheese Co Inc. has recalled more than 1.5 million bags of shredded cheese sold at Target, Aldi, Walmart and other stores...The last time we heard from Kevin Spacey, the disgraced Oscar winning actor said that he’s become “homeless” as he is now living out of hotels...We did our week 14 NFL picks...Netflix is standing behind its Diddy documentary, pushing back against claims made in a cease-and-desist letter from the Bad Boy Records founder’s legal team...RC Cola is setting up to make a comeback. The brand is known for innovation; it was the first to sell soda in aluminum cans, the first to produce a low-calorie diet cola and the first to stage nationwide taste tests...An Oklahoma family's dog earned a Guinness World Record when his tongue, which hangs out the side of his mouth, was measured at 7.83 inches...Tomorrow we Rosie and her love of ground beef in the morning...Today we want you to listen to this Thursday edition of The Rizzo & Jeff Show!!

Bring Rizzo back to camel time...He loves to reference the hump day camel...He must have been getting it on the regular then...Let's get to Opening Audio...We take you to the celibate theater to hear a guy make noise...Sean ‘Diddy’ Combs’ lawyers send cease-and-desist to Netflix, claim docuseries produced by 50 Cent uses ‘stolen’ footage...Woman accused of slitting boyfriend’s throat on Thanksgiving, telling dispatcher it was ‘her Independence Day’...Deputies with the Henderson County Sheriff’s Office said they responded after dogs killed over a dozen goats. The sheriff’s office reported the incident happened at a farm on Ward Holler Road. Deputies said 14 goats were found dead and 3 were injured... Next week, shops across downtown Asheville will stay open late and welcome the community in for an evening of winter celebration...Some customers are complaining that rental car agencies like Hertz are using new AI vehicle scanning technology to charge fees for tiny dings and dents...Some IRS agents won’t have to worry about getting in trouble for watching porn at work, because part of their job duties will literally involve reviewing content on OnlyFans and other online creators...A man named Tim called and said he convinced his niece to name her child Rizzo Jeffrey Mountain...We are waiting for him to prove it, but he did ask what you think he does for a living... A 90-year-old swims in S.F. Bay, trail runs and skateboards...A roach crawls out during an interview with the owner who denies insect problems...Al Roker surprised a seven-year-old girl with Rockettes tickets for her birthday...It didn't go as planned...Buncombe County health officials are warning families about an increase in chickenpox cases, with infections reported in children from infancy through their teen years...Veteran, 88, forced to work five days a week finally gets a chance to retire after receiving $1M from strangers... Local and national speculation continues to swirl around the possibly declining health of Gary Ridgway, the notorious Washington serial killer also known as the "Green River Killer."...A raccoon goes on drunken rampage in a Virginia liquor store and passes out on the bathroom floor...You should go on a drunken rampage and listen to this Wednesday edition of The Rizzo & Jeff Show!!

Melvin and his addiction to Golden Corral took over our Opening Audio this morning...He makes up excuses to drive an hour to have it...Also listener Todd was boiling corn on the cob at 6am...Let's get the show started...Police in Kuala Lumpur arrested more than 200 people during a raid on a men's spa in the city centre, arresting more than 200 patrons... Fitness influencer dies in junk food ‘marathon’ trying to gain 55lbs and then lose it all to prove weight-loss program...One person was injured after a fire erupted Friday morning at a gem shop in Asheville...Travelers without a Real ID will have to pay a $45 fee to go through TSA checkpoints starting next year...A widow whose husband was trampled to death by cattle is fuming over plans to install a large sculpture of a bull just yards from her house...We took that to Listener Court...The Wiggles have been accused of endorsing drug use and tarnishing their brand after two members of the beloved children’s group were featured in a TikTok video dancing with musician Keli Holiday to his new song about ecstasy...A recent video has surfaced showing a DoorDash driver picking up a fallen boneless wing and putting it back in a customer's order...A bear has made a crawl space under a home in Altadena, CA, its winter den, causing concern for the homeowner and neighbors...Younghoe Koo's field goal attempt goes horribly wrong as special teams woes continue for Giants...Kobe firm developing bear-proof garment in wake of attacks...Kim Kardashian’s “low brain activity” scan is sparking some wild conspiracy theories... Reports say the wind blew a bouncy castle into the air, injuring four children... Federal authorities joined the search for a fugitive high school football coach being sought in connection with a child sex abuse image and solicitation probe in Virginia and warn he may be armed...A 90-year-old driver slams into a CA coffee shop in a shocking high-speed crash caught on video... Man in custody for allegedly stealing a Tesla Cyber Truck during a test drive, crashing it into a building, causing $20K in damages...Police in Des Moines are still searching for the man who is believed to be the culprit of the exploding gun in an Iowa oven...Whether you're thinking of James Earl Jones or not, we want you to check out this Tuesday edition of The Rizzo & Jeff Show!!

What better way to start off your Monday than a pile of livermush? Let's get to Opening Audio... Two postal workers were arrested last week in a six-month Gaston County phone theft operation...A Cheesecake Factory server shared in a viral video how he earns more tips by using a trick to memorize customers' orders...We learned why milk is a scam...AMC Theatres is launching the AMC Popcorn Pass, which will give AMC Stubs Moviegoers and members of the theater chain's loyalty program a half-off discount on a large popcorn...A man has revealed how he cooked and served his own foot to his friends as part of a dinner party...Sean ‘Diddy’ Combs sucks up to fellow felons, organizes Thanksgiving dinner for 1,000 inmates...Home Improvement actor Zachery Ty Bryan has been arrested for the sixth time in five years and remains in jail after he was denied bail...Ellen DeGeneres and her wife are planning to spend more time in the U.S. after moving to England...Jeff thinks he can take out a coyote...A patient at Harper Hospital in Detroit says her prosthetic leg, dentures, and even her mother's ashes disappeared while she was put under...A repeat DUI driver in Pierce County arrested 5 times in a month for huffing nitrous oxide while driving...A 69-year-old security guard was attacked by a bear in a public restroom in Japan in the early hours of Friday, Nov. 28...Luigi Mangione will appear in court as his attorneys seek to have key evidence tossed from the state murder case...Temperatures near freezing may lead to icy roads, bridges and sidewalks across the Western North Carolina mountains...Monday, Dec. 1, is likely the last day Thanksgiving leftovers will be safe to eat, according to FoodSafety.gov...A 19-year-old greeter at a Chicago Chili’s was attacked by a group after they became upset over a 30-minute wait time...We are off to meet listener Johnny in Dillsboro...While we do that, you can listen to this Monday edition of The Rizzo & Jeff Show!!

We will be all over today...We are going from Thailand to Jimmy Kimmel's studios...But first let's get to Opening Audio... A woman in Thailand who was found alive in her coffin at a Buddhist temple was saved from organ donation and cremation...Kate Beckinsale claims daughter's boyfriend 'laid 2 eggs in a week'...Trump spares turkeys but not his political opponents at the annual pardoning ceremony...Paul Susie is facing assault charges and is accused of pointing a loaded handgun at the three girls as they stood on his front stoop caroling...Two US hunters fined $10,000 and banned from hunting in Ontario for 2 years for illegally shooting moose from a motorboat... Alabama hairstylists and salon owners face assault and kidnapping charges after holding a client hostage over a payment dispute... The Irwin family is two for two on “Dancing with the Stars.” This year's Len Goodman Mirrorball Trophy went to the team of Robert Irwin and Witney Carson... An AI artist is on a music chart and music fans are not happy...Drugs sneaked into prison soaked into the pages of a copy of JD Vance’s ‘Hillbilly Elegy’... St. Charles man Jascent Harvey is accused of taking hundreds of upskirt videos of women since 2017 across the Chicago area...Andy Dick was spotted slumped on a Los Angeles sidewalk rambling incoherently...We did our NFL picks for week 13...A 7-Eleven clerk was fired after shooting an attacker in self-defense...Former 'ShamWow' salesman, Offer Vince Shlomi, is running for a House seat in Texas, aiming to 'soak up the swamp' and combat wokeism...Foreigner will be performing "Cold As Ice" on the "Stranger Things" float in tomorrow's Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade...Buncombe County's emergency alerts hit by cyberattack, no impact on 911 services...Man pleads guilty to using hidden cameras to peep on customers in Asheville Starbucks...Go enjoy Andy Dick on Spin City, and after that check out this Wednesday edition of The Rizzo & Jeff Show!!