This week on Roz & Mocha’s FML Podcast, we dive into real listener dilemmas that hit close to home. From the pressure of keeping New Year’s resolutions with your family, to questioning whether it’s time to end a long-term relationship, and even the emotional rollercoaster of dropping your baby off at daycare for the first time—Roz and Mocha tackle it all with honesty, humor, and heart. If you’ve ever whispered “FML” under your breath, this episode is for you.

We celebrate a New Year’s milestone with Vivian and Nelson Omeziri, proud parents of baby Olana Alora—born exactly at midnight—sharing how it felt to welcome 2026’s first baby. Plus, Mocha’s fury over the team’s missing Christmas onesies, Maurie’s naughty‑or‑nice street hits, Ric Flair’s hilariously off‑the‑rails Cameo, Roz’s turn‑signal embarrassment, Gabby’s long‑standing contest grudge, a kid’s anthem against the “6‑7” meme, and Pinta’s Callaloo soup question for Roz.

From Russell Brand throwing shade at Katy Perry’s romance with Justin Trudeau to John Cena reflecting on his emotional farewell in the ring, we’ve got all the drama and big reveals. Timothée Chalamet explains his Met Gala absence, while Trump sparks controversy with a Hunger Games-style proposal. Plus, Travis Kelce’s future in football, Gary Busey’s bizarre Christmas gift, and the Critics Choice Awards’ viral snack plate moment. We dive into blockbuster wins like Avatar 3 crossing $1 billion, shocking lawsuits over McDonald’s McRib, and wild theories about a secret Stranger Things finale.

What are your goals for 2026? What really factors into how much you tip—aside from service, should the subtotal matter? Who on the show would you call first in an emergency, and which one could flirt their way out of a ticket? Plus, do you all keep the same sleep schedule during holidays, or does vacation mode kick in?

This week on the Roz and Mocha Retro Podcast, it’s all about the bathroom! We revisit 2014 for some unforgettable moments: a shocking story of a snake found in a toilet, a hilarious look at bad bathroom habits at work as we hit the streets to talk to people leaving the restroom, and Roz shares the wild tale of the time he shared a bathroom with Cuba Gooding Jr.

This is The Roz & Mocha’s Fans’ Choice Countdown, celebrating the biggest, funniest, weirdest, most dramatic & most awkward moments of 2025 on the Roz & Mocha Show!

We’re looking back at some of the most powerful and memorable Fix My Life moments from the year. Real stories, real struggles, and the incredible advice Roz & Mocha shared to help listeners through life’s toughest challenges. Don’t miss this special episode filled with wisdom and heart.

We’re looking back at some of the most incredible, jaw-dropping Helluva Stories from the past year! From epic life-changing moments to unbelievable experiences, these standout stories will leave you speechless. Don’t miss this special holiday episode of Roz & Mocha!

By Request: We’re throwing it back to 2013 when Roz, Mocha, and Maurie modeled male panties from the brand HOMME MYSTÈRE (yes, that’s the real name!). This iconic moment had the guys stepping way out of their comfort zones—and into silky, lacy territory. Relive the laughs, the awkwardness, and the unforgettable fashion choices in this Retro Pod classic!

Let’s look back at some of the most unforgettable vented moments of the year! From hilarious rants to epic frustrations, these standout vents will have you laughing, nodding, and saying “same!” Don’t miss this special episode of Roz & Mocha’s Holiday Best Of!

We’re looking back at the wildest headlines of 2025! From Justin Trudeau stepping down as Prime Minister to Jennifer Lopez keeping her $5.6 million engagement ring after splitting from Ben Affleck, this year was packed with drama. We cover California’s devastating wildfires and the shocking arrest tied to them, Drake suing his own label over Kendrick Lamar’s diss track, and Justin Baldoni’s feud with Ryan Reynolds. Plus, Kim Kardashian’s “Ten Kimmandments” MasterClass, astronauts stuck in space for nine months, Katy Perry’s trip to space, and even soap infused with Sydney Sweeney’s bathwater. All that and more in this can’t-miss year-in-review episode!

A full festive Roz & Mocha Show podcast! Full of games, guests & so much more! Merry Christmas from all of us!

Is soup something you eat or drink? What’s the worst movie you’ve ever seen that made you laugh the whole way through? Plus, we dig into first email addresses that will make you cringe, the truth behind the guys’ friendship dynamic, and whether folding a fitted sheet solo is even possible. It’s honest, hilarious, and totally relatable.

Get ready to laugh as we look back at the most unforgettable Damnits Christmas moments from over the years! From the chaos of putting up the tree to the legendary holiday butt wreath and so much more, this episode is packed with festive fun, family shenanigans, and classic Damnits holiday traditions. Relive the joy, the mishaps, and the hilarious moments that make Christmas with the Damnits truly iconic!

Roz reveals the shocking number of Zoom tabs he has open (spoiler: it’s wild). Plus, Roz is already stressed about Christmas 2026, Shem’s family brutally decides who’s naughty or nice, and we revisit Patti LaBelle’s legendary holiday performance fail. Maurie chats with the cast of the new SpongeBob movie and James Cameron about the latest Avatar adventure. We also talk worst ways to wake up, and share a heartwarming story about a woman who married the officer who once searched for her. All that and more in this packed episode!

We’re throwing it back to some of the wildest moments in Roz & Mocha history. From celebrating Butt Kick Day in 2017, to the hilarious belly button challenge in 2015, and yes… Roz once opened up about getting a butt massage (you read that right!) in 2017. It’s all the laughs, all the awkwardness, and all the retro fun you love.

Struggling to plan a holiday party that respects everyone’s beliefs? Feeling frustrated because your friends won’t stop talking about your mom? Worried about an ex who keeps showing up at your workplace? And what do you do when you’re forced to buy a Christmas gift for someone you don’t even like? These real-life dilemmas bring drama, laughs, and advice you didn’t know you needed.

Roz is officially in holiday mode and giving only 70%, while Mocha insists he crank it back up to 100%. Plus, Shem’s family hilariously roasts his hairline at a wedding. We also talk toys from our childhood, wrap gifts with the Damnits, and don’t miss a cozy Bedtime with the Damnits story about Hanukkah pajamas, and Maurie’s chat with Kevin O’Leary about his new movie Marty Supreme. All that and more in this festive, fun-packed episode!

Rob Reiner and his wife tragically killed in an alleged attack by their son, who now faces murder charges and possibly the death penalty. Taylor Swift opens up about the terrifying terrorist threat during her Eras Tour in her new Disney+ docuseries. Plus, Mariah Carey breaks a Billboard Hot 100 record, FIFA slashes World Cup ticket prices after backlash, and Merriam-Webster’s word of the year is officially “slop.” We’ve also got updates on the Chiefs missing the playoffs, the Oscars shortlists, and a creepy new UFO movie trailer from Steven Spielberg.

Who really holds the power on the show? What’s the deal with advance screeners—do the guys share them with family? Plus, who would win in a swimming contest? Later, we tackle fun hypotheticals like taking $2 million upfront versus $1 that doubles every day, and whether Roz would ever cook Guyanese food for Mocha and Shem’s families again. And don’t miss the hilarious debate over Mocha’s new nickname, “Tall Frap.”