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Rude Tales of Magic
Bucket of Milk
167 episodes
1 day ago

In this improvised narrative role playing podcast, come and join artists, writers, and comedians from Adult Swim, Cartoon Network, Comedy Central, Marvel Comics, and more as they fight and fumble their way across the madcap, and exceedingly rude, fantasy wasteland of Cordelia. Branson Reese and his jester's retinue, Christopher Hastings, Carly Monardo, Tim Platt, Joe Lepore, and Ali Fisher star as a group of unlikely survivors (a talking crow, a lich in a wig, a bubbly fawn, a Sasquatch punk, and a tiefling hunk, specifically) who must solve the mystery of Polaris University's vanishment and return balance and higher education to their world. It's going to be very hard and very, very, rude.

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In this improvised narrative role playing podcast, come and join artists, writers, and comedians from Adult Swim, Cartoon Network, Comedy Central, Marvel Comics, and more as they fight and fumble their way across the madcap, and exceedingly rude, fantasy wasteland of Cordelia. Branson Reese and his jester's retinue, Christopher Hastings, Carly Monardo, Tim Platt, Joe Lepore, and Ali Fisher star as a group of unlikely survivors (a talking crow, a lich in a wig, a bubbly fawn, a Sasquatch punk, and a tiefling hunk, specifically) who must solve the mystery of Polaris University's vanishment and return balance and higher education to their world. It's going to be very hard and very, very, rude.

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Comedy,
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Leisure
Episodes (20/167)
Rude Tales of Magic
Hot Hot Hot!
The denizens of the Nethermurk race to the surface. Ulysses and Studio make important discoveries. The Mosquitos awaken. We visit a museum!
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2 days ago
54 minutes 3 seconds

Rude Tales of Magic
Coming Right Web!
Endrizzi learns something very important about himself, and we visit the surface.
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2 weeks ago
1 hour 7 minutes 10 seconds

Rude Tales of Magic
Bell Ringers
In this episode, Christopher Hastings plays a talking skeleton!
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1 month ago
47 minutes 56 seconds

Rude Tales of Magic
Regnum Caelorum
Our Heroes enter the "Kingdom of Heaven", and find some of what they're looking for, and a stadium-sized amount of what they didn't.
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1 month ago
1 hour 4 minutes 20 seconds

Rude Tales of Magic
Oh These, Those Stars of Space! Episode 100: "Mirror, Mirror on the Star..." Preview!
Did you know- we make another podcast?? And we've made 100 episodes of it?? It's true! For your beautiful rude ears, here's a preview of the 100th Oh These Those Stars of Space Spectacular, "Mirror, Mirror, on the Star..." What lies on the other side of the mirror? What if it was not a perfect reflection of your normal, hot self, but something...darker?? In this episode, the characters of Oh These, Those Stars of Space explore these questions and more!
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1 month ago
11 minutes 36 seconds

Rude Tales of Magic
HamsterX Dot Com
If you think something is wrong about the title of this episode, maybe think about what that says about you!!!
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1 month ago
50 minutes 10 seconds

Rude Tales of Magic
Christmas Comes But Once a Summer! (Nice Tales of Friendship Fall Spectacular!)
Oh gosh! Is it true? Christmas in Summer?? What is this- Australia? Not at all, though Australia is a wonderful country where they call Burger King Hungry Jack's! For in the world of NICE TALES OF FRIENDSHIP, there's always two summers! And this time, Ryan Cinnamon (Ali Fisher) and Lovely Heaven (Tim Platt) are on hand to help Summer Santa (Christopher Hastings) in his hour of need. I just hope they're-gulp-nice enough to save Summer Christmas Eve!
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2 months ago
1 hour 6 minutes 45 seconds

Rude Tales of Magic
All Rats, All Rats, All Rats...
Deep in the belly of the beast, Uly, Paris, and Lemon, concoct an elaborate ruse to deceive the elves in their midst. Meanwhile, Linus finds much more straightforward ways of solving problems. Follow us on bluesky for goodness sake, it's fun! And it's probably the best way to contact us, all things considered. Special Thanks as always to Sydney and Benjamin Paul and Tyler Button, and our Big Freak Spacejamfan! This episode features additional sound design by Michaël Ghelfi. Michaël creates brilliantly crafted soundscapes and ambient tracks for all sort of productions and they make perfect accompaniment to your ttrpg home games. Find his work on YouTube, and support that good stuff on Patreon. Subscribe and Rate Rude Tales of Magic on Apple Podcasts and Spotify and leave us a review! Advertise on Rude Tales of Magic via Gumball.fm. Support the show: https://www.rudetalesofmagic.com/ See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
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2 months ago
1 hour 26 seconds

Rude Tales of Magic
Going No Contact
Our heroes head deep into God's Descent, where they'll find: Unexpected Allies, Unexpected Enemies, A Ton of Elves. Uhh yeah, let me be the first to say: UH OH!!!
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3 months ago
48 minutes 26 seconds

Rude Tales of Magic
Get Slimed!!!
You'll never guess what we multiply by the population of Tokyo in this one. ALSO: The party finally faces off with the Light Eater.
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3 months ago
56 minutes 52 seconds

Rude Tales of Magic
Short Times at Pixie High
We turn back the page, and with the combined power of storytelling and Hollywood de-aging CGI, we tell a formative tale from Lemon's youth? Will it somehow inform their modern race through the hospital to escape the Light Eater? Wouldn't that be something...
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4 months ago
48 minutes 12 seconds

Rude Tales of Magic
The Bounty Becomes the Hunted (With Special Guests the Fool's Gold Crew!)
Just as our heroes reunite with Lemon, they find themselves targeted by three deadly Bounty Hunters (Dingo, Felix Irnich, and Avery Howett) with a certain piece of special jewelry in their sights! Hope it's not that ring Paris is especially fond of...
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4 months ago
1 hour 8 minutes 11 seconds

Rude Tales of Magic
Emergency Room Family Reunion
Our party finally arrives at the strange and twisted hospital of Cruncho. Surely madness won't await them inside? Ok, ok, IF madness awaits inside, surely a reunion with a friend and *gulp* family member won't also await them inside?? AND RIDDLES??? HAVE YOU PUT EVERYTHING IN THIS EPISODE, SIR?
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5 months ago
58 minutes 38 seconds

Rude Tales of Magic
Conclave (2025)
A death. Smoke. A return. An Election.
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5 months ago
1 hour 12 minutes 53 seconds

Rude Tales of Magic
Silence is Golden
Shh!
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6 months ago
57 minutes 33 seconds

Rude Tales of Magic
A Chocolate, if You Can Keep It
Nothing wrong with being an impressionable young lad, I say! Unless, of course, you run into some... bad influences.
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6 months ago
1 hour 6 minutes 7 seconds

Rude Tales of Magic
"Oh, Brother!"
WARNING: This Episode Contains Spoilers for the 2013 Novel The Goldfinch, by Donna Tartt.
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7 months ago
45 minutes 36 seconds

Rude Tales of Magic
Boat Funeral!
Our heroes say goodbye to some fallen friends, but in the twisted world of Nethermurk? They've never even heard of a bereavement policy, friend. That's right, the gang finds themselves in Diatopolis- the beating, evil heart of the enemy. But could it also be...more?
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7 months ago
55 minutes 15 seconds

Rude Tales of Magic
Rodents & Chivalry
A warrior squirrel. A wily old hare. An intrepid little mole. A skunk monk (skmonk). Join the cast of Rude Tales of Magic as we play a riotous round of that classic TTRPG, "Rodents and Chivalry🛡️!"
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7 months ago
1 hour 43 minutes 33 seconds

Rude Tales of Magic
Listen to This Podcast to See if You're an Introvert!
Studio Ghibli and the creature known only as Ranger lead their flock of spider children on a relentless pursuit of Agrigenta and Fingerdale. Hi, new listeners! Hope that synopsis was straightforward for you!
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8 months ago
1 hour 12 minutes 39 seconds

Rude Tales of Magic

In this improvised narrative role playing podcast, come and join artists, writers, and comedians from Adult Swim, Cartoon Network, Comedy Central, Marvel Comics, and more as they fight and fumble their way across the madcap, and exceedingly rude, fantasy wasteland of Cordelia. Branson Reese and his jester's retinue, Christopher Hastings, Carly Monardo, Tim Platt, Joe Lepore, and Ali Fisher star as a group of unlikely survivors (a talking crow, a lich in a wig, a bubbly fawn, a Sasquatch punk, and a tiefling hunk, specifically) who must solve the mystery of Polaris University's vanishment and return balance and higher education to their world. It's going to be very hard and very, very, rude.