It’s a Christmas Eve special, recorded on “Christmas Eve Eve” (aka “Christmas Steve Eve”), where Husband and Wife roleplay the dreaded holiday boss fight: Uncle Dude Bro (a.k.a. Steve) and Aunt Karen, armed with bumper-sticker theology, cable-news grievances, and the unstoppable urge to ruin the ham with culture-war nonsense.

The hosts roll out a grab bag of survival tactics: polite shut-downs, hard redirects (“Who made this pie? It is criminally delish.”), allyship call-outs, and the crowd-pleasing move, weaponizing the Bible back at Christians (because if they want “biblical marriage,” congrats, they just signed up for polygamy, concubines, and assorted Old Testament weirdness).

This episode’s greatest hits include responses to: “It’s Adam and Eve, not Adam and Steve,” “I’m not homophobic, but…,” and “People are too sensitive.” Also: a cameo from Gen Z queer energy, point, laugh, and hit ’em with the “stinky” hand-wave, and a mini-rant about how these “just joking” lines are often code for “I’d like credit for being nice while saying something mean.”

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📌 Topics Covered:

• “Adam & Eve, not Adam & Steve” — and how to shut it down without flipping the gravy boat
• Redirect magic: pie praise, Christmas movies, and “Die Hard is a Christmas movie” derailments
• The “I’m not homophobic, but…” disclaimer (aka the verbal airhorn before the bad take)
• Bible-based clapbacks: “traditional marriage” turns into a Leviticus-level mess real fast
• “People are too sensitive” — or maybe you’re just being a dick, Steve
• How to be an ally at the table without becoming the night’s designated punching bag
• When to set a boundary, when to walk away, and when to let silence do the stabbing

💬 Best Quote from the Episode:

“Let’s not do bumper sticker theology over dinner, Uncle Steve.”

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