SCP-8013 is a white 1983 GMC Vandura, coated in a thick layer of rust and missing both exterior mirrors. The back of the van is adorned with four novelty license plates which spell out the phrase MARTIN GREAZE FROM GREAZE BURGER. Content Warnings: Violence & Murder Transcript Patrons July 16-30 M-Dog, Gman07, Qaif, Bluefigure, Noah Jones, Neonpresslick, Ian Case, Monomon, OppositeOfRick,  Keith Crow, Jiin, Chocolamo, “Remeber, that’s just a theory, a film theory! Thanks for watching”, Jake Esmon, Liam Armitage, Caeden Wilding, Pathos II Overseer, Cameron Pelletier, Christian DeSario, Old Kitten, Maxwell Gilbert, Xialion, X. Valentine Orenda, Lancifur, lionbird watt, neal schwartz, Collin Lehner, Olivia Grace, Melissa L Andrews, Vernon M Byron III, Katelyn Colgrove, yourLocalEnby, Mxwell, Milk Boi, Mr. SkyRat, RundownTacoBellFrom2002, Uncle Charles, Corey and Stephanie say Hello, Chelsey Gilmore, Ryan Kerttu, Tyler Bentley, EvrenCael, Tibia, Tanner Robicheaux, Chris J, mandrake, CalamitousGaze, Muse C, Ark knight, Tdog1736, Dokkaebi, Dorigar, Charles Wolf, qSleepo, Lil Rotini, Mister Rogers blood stained sweater, Austin Mccuistion, 820 Geckos with Anxiety, OG Koap, Pip Azzara, and Chris Wood! Cast & Crew  SCP Archives was created by Pacific S. Obadiah & Jon Grilz SCP-8013  was written by Mooagain Script by Kevin Whitlock Narrator - Jon Grilz Monty Benson - Vic Collins Enya Richmond - Kayla Temshiv Mcdowel - Dustin Parsons Evelyn Greaze - Janine Bower Martin Greaze - Nate DuFort DIVITAE - Rhys Lawton Elevator - Tal Minear Art by Eduardo Valdés-Hevia Dialogue Editing by Dustin Parsons Theme Song & Original Music by Mattie Roi Berger Sound Designer - Chris Harris-Beechey Showrunner - Daisy McNamara Creative Director - Pacific S. Obadiah Executive Producers - Tom Owen  Presented by Bloody FM www.Bloody-Disgusting.com www.SCParchives.com Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/scp_pod Store: https://store.dftba.com/collections/scp-archives TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@scppod YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/c/scparchives Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/scp_pod/ BlueSky: https://bsky.app/profile/scparchives.bsky.social Discord: https://discord.gg/tJEeNUzeZX

SCP-527 is a male humanoid, 1.67m in height, which is biologically non-anomalous, with the exception of its head, which is that of a Puntius semifasciolatus, or gold barb fish.

SCP-6369 is a Nokia 3310 mobile phone, with a single number saved in its contacts list. While the phone can be used to dial other numbers, none of the calls will connect. SCP-2050 is a designation for the "Sciurine Monastic Brotherhood ofPoor-Fellows and Crusader Knights," a monastic knightly order mostly composed of sapient members of theSciurus vulgaris (Pron. Sigh-ur-usVul-ger-us) species, more commonly known as red squirrels, although the organization claims that "all righteous squirrel brethren are welcome." Content Warnings: Drug Abuse, home invasion, explosion in public place, gun violence. Transcript Patrons July 2-15 Collin Cook, Jazmine, Kordell Schumacher, Danni Edwards, Taylor Allgood, Nodder Aryafar, Death by Nature, Saint Lange, BrittaStina, Shawn Collins, GhostGalaxy808, Zeronoq, Snout, Charles Jones, Kvothe, Gabrielle Jean-Baptiste, SODAHAPPY, Just General, candy, I_HATE_TUESDAYS, Ben, Bel and Manny, Slayer dot exe, Violet O’Malley, Patrick, Foxy, Knut Olav Grott, g3t_r3c7_m8-, my mincraft, Hanna Mullins, Gooftbd, Kinetic, Haunt Pitcher, FaeofWhimsy, King Beetle, ThroatScratch, harry hodgson Jaraha, maxwell burnett, petschro, Midnight_Vampryss, Flo, Quinten Riehl, Daddiobadio, Jules Forman, Don Walden, Jake Green, Sokuim, Skeleton Frank, Phycogamer100, Aaron, Eamonn, and Lysandra Tiller! Cast & Crew SCP Archives was created by Pacific S. Obadiah & Jon Grilz SCP-6369 was written by Labiosis, Laveritas, and Zyn SCP-2050 was written by Weizhong Script by Daisy McNamara Narrator - Jon Grilz Evangeline Perry - Hannah Schooner SCP-6369-B - Katrina Pecina Narrator 2 - Daisy McNamara SCP-2050-2 - Rhys Lawton SCP-2050-3 - Chris Harris-Beechey SCP-2050-4 - Erika Sanderson Envoy - Vic Collins SCP-2050-131 - Kit Paterson Art - Eduardo Valdés-Hevia Theme Song - Mattie Roi Berger Original Music - Newton Schottelkotte Dialogue Editor - Daisy McNamara Sound Designer - Brad Colbroock Showrunner - Daisy McNamara Creative Director - Pacific S. Obadiah Executive Producer - Tom Owen Presented by Bloody FM www.Bloody-Disgusting.com www.SCParchives.com Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/scp_pod Store: https://store.dftba.com/collections/scp-archives TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@scppod YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/c/scparchives Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/scp_pod/ BlueSky: https://bsky.app/profile/scparchives.bsky.social Discord: https://discord.gg/tJEeNUzeZX

SCP-939 is a species of endothermic pack hunters with atrophied biological systems similar to troglobitic organisms typically found in deep cave systems.

Ambrose Transylvania is an unusual location for the brand, as it is not exclusively a dining establishment, but also a five-star hotel.

There are currently no known methods of limiting SCP-6996's influence. Containment research is of the highest priority. Misinformation campaigns are to discredit any civilian research relating to SCP-6996's emotional effect, denigrating them as pseudoscience. Description: SCP-6996 is the color red.

SCP-5012 is an orchard of trees of the Cerasus Subgenus located in the Italian province of South Tyrol, formerly the site of the Casadua Amphitheater. The trees that constitute SCP-5012 are in a continuous cycle of flowering and fruiting, irrespective of soil and meteorological conditions. SCP-5012 has not been observed to experience senescence, and remains in the same form and condition as it had when first observed in the early 1900s.

SCP 2932 is a massive, organic structure located within the El Sira Communal Reserve in Peru. Externally, SCP 2932 consists of trees, vines, and other plant-life that has been formed into a large, domed structure.

SCP-1929 was a meteorological phenomenon which occurred throughout the lower Great Plains of America between 1930 and 1938.

SCP-1155 manifests as a work of street art/graffiti depicting the form of a humanoid creature with sinewy forelimbs, claw-like hands and the head and feathers of an owl.

SCP-8598 is professional wrestler and reality bender Gary Moreno. SCP-8598 performed between 1966 and 1974, beginning in Japan and ending in the burgeoning World Wide Wrestling Federation.

SCP 5352 refers to the abandoned town of Murky Lake, New Mexico– designated Nexus Zero Four.

SCP-8151 is a standard single-hung 24 inch by 36 inch domestic window. SCP-8151 can manifest in any enclosed, windowless room up to 15 square meters in size.

SCP-7819 is a predatory location that manifests along exits of the United States Numbered Highway System in the contiguous United States. SCP-7819 presents as a small roadside hotel or motel always identified by exterior signage as the Rest-Eazy Inn.

SCP-1983-1 is a one-story farmhouse in REDACTED County, Wyoming. It was abandoned in 1968after a series of ritual murders, allegedly performed by a "Satanic" cult. Please see capture logs for SCP-REDACTED for further details Content Warnings:  Gore, body horror, nyctophobia Transcript Patrons May 21-31 Knightshadow822, Robyn Rockjet, t̷h̵e̸r̴e̶ ̷a̸r̷e̶ ̴p̸e̶o̷p̴l̴e̶ ̴i̵n̸ ̶m̴y̶ ̸w̴a̸l̵l̸s̵, Kala Haley, Lil_bitty_ghost, Cedric SPEER, StealthyBaguette, Stevie Macklin, Jacob, Michael Anderson, Bored_Harbinger, Kara Merritt, Jordan Ryan, Brittany Thurston, Macey Brackin, jack treat, Magpie, Dad, Kelly A, Tyson Johnson, Quentin Plays, Jeremy Blackmon, UndeadAkira, David Hoolsema, Sadie Avila, and Sneaky Snooks Cast & Crew SCP Archives was created by Pacific S. Obadiah & Jon Grilz SCP-1983 was written by DrEverettMann Script by Daisy McNamara Narrator - Jon Grilz Agent Barclay - Gerald Hill Art - Eduardo Valdés-Hevia Theme Song - Mattie Roi Berger Original Music -  Newton Schottelkotte Dialogue Editor - Daisy McNamara Sound Designer - Brad Colbroock Showrunner - Daisy McNamara Creative Director - Pacific S. Obadiah Executive Producer - Tom Owen

SCP-8320 is a phenomenon globally affecting all domestic cats. Even Biscuit, my adorable British Shorthair was affected. I didn't think anything could ever stop Biscuit. He's so full of energy and so affectionate. But then on the morning of June 4th he turned into this weird old wizard. "Axar the Lackadaisical".

CP-3010 is the anomalous byproduct of a nearly undetectable entity, hereby classified as SCP-3010-1. SCP-3010 is characterized as a sensation of"being watched", similar to that of being intensely stared at or observed unwillingly by another human or sentient being. Content Warnings: Unreality, nyctophobia, scopophobia. Transcript Patrons May 2-10 Joey,, Sebastian Rose, BlazoticPG, Ellie McCartney, James Good, Juice Man, Te Puhi Nathan, Jacob Byers, Henning, Fernando Tellez, Sienna Athy, Aaron Irvin, Stacy Krugger, Pyrelight, Zachary Hutchins, Jae Jump, and Diego Rivera! Cast & Crew SCP Archives was created by Pacific S. Obadiah & Jon Grilz SCP-3010 was written by iznaroth Script by Daisy McNamara Computer - Nichole Goodnight Cap - Janine Bower MTF-066-7 - Jonathan McDonald MTF-066-1 - Dexter Howard MTF-066-3 - Rebekah McLoughlin MTF-066-5 - Kit Paterson D-17729 - Russ More Obrendt - Stephen Indrisano SCP-3010 - Kayla Temshiv Art - Eduardo Valdés-Hevia Theme Song - Mattie Roi Berger Original Music - Newton Schottelkotte Dialogue Editor - Nate DuFort Sound Designer - Brad Colbroock Showrunner - Daisy McNamara Creative Director - Pacific S. Obadiah Executive Producer - Tom Owen

SCP-3198 is the collective designation for Mobile Task Force Lambda-9 ("Big Fucking Guns"). This task force was created to contain Keter-level objects that require deployment of high-yield ordinance in the event of a containment breach. Content Warnings: Gunfire, explosions, violent deaths, and eating bugs. Transcript Patrons April 25 - May 1 Connor McCartneyy, pauu jon, Loren Edens, Nick Miller, Z.R. LaRoux, HunkofContent, Jodie Cotton, Emelie, Dylan Murphy, James Good, Jake Bates, Thomas Burns, Joseph Ferrara, Captain, Juan Heydenrecih, Alex Hayes, Burnley Bonner, and The Helpful Demon! Cast & Crew SCP Archives was created by Pacific S. Obadiah & Jon Grilz SCP-3198 was written by ChrisAKAPiefish Script by Kevin Whitlock Narrator - Elissa Park I9 Radio Operator - Janine Bower Task Force Control - Jesse Hall Apache Pilot - Damon Alums L9 Actual - Rissa Montanez Apache Gunner - Liv Smith Researcher Sanders - Stephen Indrisano Lydia - Hannah Schooner Tash - Madeleine Moore Sgt. Emerson - Marta da Silva Art by Eduardo Valdés-Hevia Theme Song by Mattie Roi Berger Original Music by Newton Schottelkotte Dialogue Editing by Daisy McNamara Sound Designer - Brad Colbroock Showrunner - Daisy McNamara Creative Director - Pacific S. Obadiah Executive Producer - Tom Owen

Please- Do not- Make… “boom boom” words… No making of boom-boom words on computers or… not computers [muffled explosions] Content Warnings:  Death by explosions, lamentations of the bereaved, loss of personal identity

SCP-6274 is a unique phenomenon affecting hauntings, apparitions, and spectral entities within the grounds of the Burnley Estate.The estate is located in Pollensbee, Mississippi, USA. SCP-6274 causes sudden intensification and subsequent cessation of previously stable spectral activity. Content Warnings: Gore, implied suicide, pregnant mother in distress, mentions of implied slavery/colonialist oppression, and gunfire.