Being the valedictorian of your graduating class is easy. All you have to do is spend every waking moment from age 5 onward studying, get at least 8 hours of sleep every night, be president of every school club, and be best friends with everyone in your class. Oh, and just to lock it in you should set a trap for your rival on the day of the big test. This week on the podcast Theo and Will explore new menu options for optimizing your dining experience and discuss new bacon flavored cereal. Will has a story of the filthiest pope in history, and then they hear the tale of how a tub of mayonnaise married two real life people. Email us at segmentcitypodcast@gmail.com iTunes: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/segment-city/id1469462393 Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/7g8dQmJdnROidQM5dvHpW3?si=5W3qBWO1SIirNnhwjvcd0Q Google Play: https://play.google.com/music/listen?u=0#/ps/Iqoulwsmzp4fbyuunf4acoeylwi Stitcher: https://www.stitcher.com/podcast/segment-city Podbean: https://segmentcity.podbean.com/ YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCtOxbiSIX1NlSrNMLSqzFqQ

Are you ready for the most high speed Wienermobile race ever concocted? 6 competitors from around the US have arrived to dazzle us all… With their 65 mph max speed… This week on the podcast, Theo and Will talk about how Theo doesn’t think Moose exist, Will’s recent experience with a broccoli based cocktail, whether the 1950’s aesthetic will continue forever, Theo goes over a new Pillsbury collab with Wicked 2: For Good, a news story about an angry tortoise burning down a family home and Oscar Meyer’s Weinermobiles racing at the Indianapolis Speedway, Theo goes over an extremely well executed 2006 bank heist in Buenos Ares, and Will goes into some “Amazon Erotica” with the “Mindf*ck” series.   Email us at segmentcitypodcast@gmail.com iTunes: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/segment-city/id1469462393 Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/7g8dQmJdnROidQM5dvHpW3?si=5W3qBWO1SIirNnhwjvcd0Q Podbean: https://segmentcity.podbean.com/ Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCtOxbiSIX1NlSrNMLSqzFqQ

Calling all you VR sickos, new app just dropped! Don't all rush in at once, you can all take your turn in VR McDonaldland! This week on the podcast Theo and Will discuss the newest venture by McDonald's and what industry shattering ramifications it could have. This is truly the most disruptive tech event of the past decade. Will has several stories from the news, including a man who set sail with no plan, but he did at least bring his cat. Finally, Theo and Will sort out the second half of the movie franchise bracket battle, prepare yourself for the nerd zone. Email us at segmentcitypodcast@gmail.com iTunes: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/segment-city/id1469462393 Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/7g8dQmJdnROidQM5dvHpW3?si=5W3qBWO1SIirNnhwjvcd0Q Google Play: https://play.google.com/music/listen?u=0#/ps/Iqoulwsmzp4fbyuunf4acoeylwi Stitcher: https://www.stitcher.com/podcast/segment-city Podbean: https://segmentcity.podbean.com/ Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCtOxbiSIX1NlSrNMLSqzFqQ

Having a Mortal Kombat mom is tough. One moment they are holding you in their arms while they win a Mortal Kombat tournament a few days after birth, the next they are ripping your spine out for not cleaning your room… This week on the podcast, the boys talk about if their comedy style is going to age well, if people created pizza rolls before pizzas, Theo goes over Duck Donut’s Spooky Dozen and other Halloween treats, Will goes over some spooky news about an otter once again terrorizing surfers and the new Sonic the Hedgehog voice option for Waze, Theo goes over some stories of Florida men and women including a man peeing in a grocery store and a new mother winning a Mortal Kombat tournament. Also this episode Will has some Halloween “Amazon Erotica” where he goes over the “Demons are People Too” series and the “A Monstrous Mistake” series which includes demons, vampires, trolls, and even death himself fall for hot babes at Halloween parties!   Email us at segmentcitypodcast@gmail.com iTunes: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/segment-city/id1469462393 Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/7g8dQmJdnROidQM5dvHpW3?si=5W3qBWO1SIirNnhwjvcd0Q Google Play: https://play.google.com/music/listen?u=0#/ps/Iqoulwsmzp4fbyuunf4acoeylwi Stitcher: https://www.stitcher.com/podcast/segment-city Podbean: https://segmentcity.podbean.com/ Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCtOxbiSIX1NlSrNMLSqzFqQ

Listen Frodo, the real way to get to Mordor is with family. Get Sam, Merry, and Pippin in the Dodge Charger and we'll be throwing that ring in the fire and cracking Coronas in 15 minutes tops. This week on the podcast Will and Theo of course have to cover the latest feats of the reigning world champ of hot dog eating and of our hearts, Joey Chestnut. Will has segments about dating in Roblox (oof), and Uno coming on to the gambling scene. Theo and Will also embark on a movie franchise bracket battle, come disagree with us and tell us we're wrong and bad! Email us at segmentcitypodcast@gmail.com iTunes: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/segment-city/id1469462393 Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/7g8dQmJdnROidQM5dvHpW3?si=5W3qBWO1SIirNnhwjvcd0Q Google Play: https://play.google.com/music/listen?u=0#/ps/Iqoulwsmzp4fbyuunf4acoeylwi Stitcher: https://www.stitcher.com/podcast/segment-city Podbean: https://segmentcity.podbean.com/ Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCtOxbiSIX1NlSrNMLSqzFqQ

“Messa a fan of Jar Jar Binks! Meesa has seen multiple troop transports moving soldiers to the border so we will need an AC130- I mean meesa love da silly poo poo Anakin Skywalker!” This week on the podcast, Theo and Will talk about the movies “Heat” and “Speed”, how working out is not the end all be all, KFC’s contradictory “Fill Ups” collab with the movie “F1”, an overturned honey bee truck, an article on how a Star Wars forum was exposed as a CIA spy communication medium which led to one of the biggest leaks in CIA history, some strange video game taxidermies from eBay including a toad with a Toad hat, a little Mario mouse, and a possum’s head on a doll. And Will goes over the Diamond Devil erotica series for “Amazon Erotica” that includes sister killing, favorite masked men, and little psychos. We end with a food poisoning report that lacked a lot of food poisoning. Email us at segmentcitypodcast@gmail.com iTunes: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/segment-city/id1469462393 Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/7g8dQmJdnROidQM5dvHpW3?si=5W3qBWO1SIirNnhwjvcd0Q Google Play: https://play.google.com/music/listen?u=0#/ps/Iqoulwsmzp4fbyuunf4acoeylwi Stitcher: https://www.stitcher.com/podcast/segment-city Podbean: https://segmentcity.podbean.com/ Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCtOxbiSIX1NlSrNMLSqzFqQ

Mmmm that cactus juice is mighty tasty. Say, when did you grow a second head and three extra arms? This week on the podcast Theo and Will ramble about their obsession with a wild west pinball machine, discuss European Cheeses of the NRA, and talk through some of the worst Shark Tank pitches of all time. Will has a deep dive on the tale of the Batavia, surely one of the worst outcomes of a shipwreck in history. Email us at segmentcitypodcast@gmail.com iTunes: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/segment-city/id1469462393 Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/7g8dQmJdnROidQM5dvHpW3?si=5W3qBWO1SIirNnhwjvcd0Q Google Play: https://play.google.com/music/listen?u=0#/ps/Iqoulwsmzp4fbyuunf4acoeylwi Stitcher: https://www.stitcher.com/podcast/segment-city Podbean: https://segmentcity.podbean.com/ Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCtOxbiSIX1NlSrNMLSqzFqQ

Just because you make a binding oath to only love God doesn’t mean you can’t get freaky every once and a while! This week on the podcast, the boys do their best Nosferatu impressions, they talk about who would die in a war first, Tim Hortons collabing with Ryan Reynolds, a new spicy caffeinated drink, the infamous histories of some bad Popes some that put the corpse of his predecessor put on trial, sold the Papacy, and conducted massive orgies! Also this episode, Theo goes through some crazy reddit stories about a surprising third wheel on a couple’s dates and an emasculated boyfriend not defending against muggers and Will goes into how to kill time in Church!   Email us at segmentcitypodcast@gmail.com iTunes: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/segment-city/id1469462393 Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/7g8dQmJdnROidQM5dvHpW3?si=5W3qBWO1SIirNnhwjvcd0Q Google Play: https://play.google.com/music/listen?u=0#/ps/Iqoulwsmzp4fbyuunf4acoeylwi Stitcher: https://www.stitcher.com/podcast/segment-city Podbean: https://segmentcity.podbean.com/ Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCtOxbiSIX1NlSrNMLSqzFqQ

Come on in and get it while it’s hot! Or… Maybe while it’s cold? Wait, what the hell is this thing? Snookie is involved? What kind of business are we even running here?? This week on the podcast Will and Theo wonder about how big the Easter Bunny really is and take a listen to another round of the worst songs ever recorded. They discuss details of the latest and greatest pizookie, as well as a story of a book group that has taken 28 years to get through a single book.   Email us at segmentcitypodcast@gmail.com iTunes: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/segment-city/id1469462393 Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/7g8dQmJdnROidQM5dvHpW3?si=5W3qBWO1SIirNnhwjvcd0Q Google Play: https://play.google.com/music/listen?u=0#/ps/Iqoulwsmzp4fbyuunf4acoeylwi Stitcher: https://www.stitcher.com/podcast/segment-city Podbean: https://segmentcity.podbean.com/ Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCtOxbiSIX1NlSrNMLSqzFqQ

I only eat foot long sandwiches, foot long trays of food, I even make sure to lay a trail of M&Ms a foot long and then eat them like an anteater because THAT’S JUST THE GUY I AM! This week on the podcast, Theo and Will talk about the entitlement of gamers and especial video game piracy, Subways’s new collaboration with Doritos to make foot long nachos, some strange examples of the “Mandela Effect”, Theo tells us about a magical water pump near Chicago that people say remains cold, heals health issues, and keeps you young, and Will explains how to buy nothing with the help of WikiHow, and  an unusual death including a doomed trip to the Arctic in a hot air balloon. Email us at segmentcitypodcast@gmail.com iTunes: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/segment-city/id1469462393 Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/7g8dQmJdnROidQM5dvHpW3?si=5W3qBWO1SIirNnhwjvcd0Q Google Play: https://play.google.com/music/listen?u=0#/ps/Iqoulwsmzp4fbyuunf4acoeylwi Stitcher: https://www.stitcher.com/podcast/segment-city Podbean: https://segmentcity.podbean.com/ Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCtOxbiSIX1NlSrNMLSqzFqQ

What was this door handle sauced up with? You will just have to listen to the episode to find out! This week on the podcast, Theo and Will talk about the Switch 2, Dutch Bros’ strange new coffee flavors including a brownie batter mocha, a sour berry blast, and a pickle flavored energy drink? Also this episode, Will goes over music that is considered “The Worst” (according to Wikipedia) including “Baby” by Justin Bieber, “Miracles” by Insane Clown Posse, “Friday” by Rebecca Black, and more! Theo rounds us out with some posts from r/Confessions about saucing up a car handle after road rage and faking allergies.   Email us at segmentcitypodcast@gmail.com iTunes: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/segment-city/id1469462393 Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/7g8dQmJdnROidQM5dvHpW3?si=5W3qBWO1SIirNnhwjvcd0Q Google Play: https://play.google.com/music/listen?u=0#/ps/Iqoulwsmzp4fbyuunf4acoeylwi Stitcher: https://www.stitcher.com/podcast/segment-city Podbean: https://segmentcity.podbean.com/ Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCtOxbiSIX1NlSrNMLSqzFqQ

“My, Mr. Bezos, how you’ve grown!”“Money can buy anything. Even a great pair of double D’s…” This week on the podcast, the boys talk about a strange Justin Bieber x Tim Hortons collaboration fanny pack that Will received, how a worse service experience at a restaurant might mean their food is amazing, how Butterfingers candy technically doesn’t count as a chocolate bar because of its lacking cacao content, a criminal leaving urine in people’s recycling bins, a UK woman arrested for “cyber farting” at her boyfriend’s ex, Theo presents some “Retail Therapy” by showing some strange homeopathic Amazon including a grounding mat for your bed, an energy boost spray, and a frequency box. Also on this episode, Will takes us through some Amazon Erotica with Aila Glass’ “Canadian Girl”, “Bought: A Werewolf Auction Romance”, “Torin”, and more! Email us at segmentcitypodcast@gmail.com iTunes: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/segment-city/id1469462393 Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/7g8dQmJdnROidQM5dvHpW3?si=5W3qBWO1SIirNnhwjvcd0Q Google Play: https://play.google.com/music/listen?u=0#/ps/Iqoulwsmzp4fbyuunf4acoeylwi Stitcher: https://www.stitcher.com/podcast/segment-city Podbean: https://segmentcity.podbean.com/ Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCtOxbiSIX1NlSrNMLSqzFqQ

This week on the podcast, Will and Theo finally discuss their true origin story: a meet cute while reaching for the same shrimp at the shrimp cocktail bar. It’s truly what romance is all about. Theo also brings news of the latest Happy Meal collaboration which sounds mostly just difficult to eat. Will has a genuinely terrible Marvel tier list, and walks us through how best to quit your job. Email us at segmentcitypodcast@gmail.com iTunes: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/segment-city/id1469462393 Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/7g8dQmJdnROidQM5dvHpW3?si=5W3qBWO1SIirNnhwjvcd0Q Google Play: https://play.google.com/music/listen?u=0#/ps/Iqoulwsmzp4fbyuunf4acoeylwi Stitcher: https://www.stitcher.com/podcast/segment-city Podbean: https://segmentcity.podbean.com/ Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCtOxbiSIX1NlSrNMLSqzFqQ

McDonald’s lore is old and enigmatic. Some say the coming of Ronald McDonald was foretold in the Bible. But none could foretell of the violent terrorism perpetrated by Grimace’s uncle, Uncle O'Grimacey. This week on the podcast, Theo and Will talk about the phony reviews of the Drake Passage, if there is a male equivalent to Horoscope Girls, the return of McDonald’s Uncle O'Grimacey, a Sinead O’Connor Bratz Doll in honor of Women’s month, the statistics of how many people think they can fight dangerous animals, Wingstop auctions off year supply of ranch, and Will takes us through some Amazon Erotica with the “Born in Blood Mafia Chronicles” series, and an unusual death caused by toxic masculinity.   Email us at segmentcitypodcast@gmail.com iTunes: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/segment-city/id1469462393 Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/7g8dQmJdnROidQM5dvHpW3?si=5W3qBWO1SIirNnhwjvcd0Q Google Play: https://play.google.com/music/listen?u=0#/ps/Iqoulwsmzp4fbyuunf4acoeylwi Stitcher: https://www.stitcher.com/podcast/segment-city Podbean: https://segmentcity.podbean.com/ Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCtOxbiSIX1NlSrNMLSqzFqQ

It’s time we talked about it. The Takeout’s time has come, and we’re here to call them out.  This week on the podcast Theo has an impassioned rant about the Takeout’s choice of sandwiches, you really can’t make this stuff up. Will brings some disgusting cautionary tales of eating bear meat, and they discuss the Pope’s claim of scrolling causing brainrot. Email us at segmentcitypodcast@gmail.com iTunes: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/segment-city/id1469462393 Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/7g8dQmJdnROidQM5dvHpW3?si=5W3qBWO1SIirNnhwjvcd0Q Google Play: https://play.google.com/music/listen?u=0#/ps/Iqoulwsmzp4fbyuunf4acoeylwi Stitcher: https://www.stitcher.com/podcast/segment-city Podbean: https://segmentcity.podbean.com/ Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCtOxbiSIX1NlSrNMLSqzFqQ

When you have a cold, nothing is better than having soup or a lozenge! But what if we combined them to make Soup that Sucks! We should probably work on the name… This week on the podcast, Theo and Will talk about Theo becoming Mr. Worldwide, Will asks what people from specific Massachusetts towns are called, Theo goes over some fun press releases including Mark Wahlberg being a keynote speaker to fast food big wigs and Red Robin’s onion ring proposal deal, Will talks about Progresso’s new Soup Drops which are hard candies that taste like their soups, Theo presents some fun hypothetical questions including if you would do chores in a bumble bee costume, what super powers we would get, and if you would fight Mike Tyson everyday for a billion dollars, and Will takes us through the “Bubble Babes” erotica series descriptions on Amazon. Email us at segmentcitypodcast@gmail.com iTunes: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/segment-city/id1469462393 Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/7g8dQmJdnROidQM5dvHpW3?si=5W3qBWO1SIirNnhwjvcd0Q Google Play: https://play.google.com/music/listen?u=0#/ps/Iqoulwsmzp4fbyuunf4acoeylwi Stitcher: https://www.stitcher.com/podcast/segment-city Podbean: https://segmentcity.podbean.com/ Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCtOxbiSIX1NlSrNMLSqzFqQ

I don’t even know logisitically how that would happen, but love finds a way I suppose. This week on the podcast Theo brings Whataburder’s wedding promotion, and Will has questions about lucid dreams. They also discuss the famous Swedish warship the Vasa, and it’s untimely demise.   Email us at segmentcitypodcast@gmail.com iTunes: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/segment-city/id1469462393 Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/7g8dQmJdnROidQM5dvHpW3?si=5W3qBWO1SIirNnhwjvcd0Q Google Play: https://play.google.com/music/listen?u=0#/ps/Iqoulwsmzp4fbyuunf4acoeylwi Stitcher: https://www.stitcher.com/podcast/segment-city Podbean: https://segmentcity.podbean.com/ Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCtOxbiSIX1NlSrNMLSqzFqQ

Frogs are wizards, rats are rogues, beavers are artificers, uh what else… Cats are warlocks? This week on the podcast, the boys talk about the concept of “Horse Girls”, if you could revisit a place from your past, new advances in sauce packet technology, various crimes centered around Pokemon Cards including a thief busting through a wall to get to cards, criminals using Pokemon Cards to launder money, and dumb thieves stealing the wrong cards. Also this episode, Theo has three taxidermied frogs to sell Will and an unsurprising food poisoning.   Email us at segmentcitypodcast@gmail.com iTunes: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/segment-city/id1469462393 Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/7g8dQmJdnROidQM5dvHpW3?si=5W3qBWO1SIirNnhwjvcd0Q Google Play: https://play.google.com/music/listen?u=0#/ps/Iqoulwsmzp4fbyuunf4acoeylwi Stitcher: https://www.stitcher.com/podcast/segment-city Podbean: https://segmentcity.podbean.com/ Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCtOxbiSIX1NlSrNMLSqzFqQ

If yoooouuuu are a half dead creature of the night with a droopy moustache who is wreaking havoc on a German city that you just moved to then yooooouuuu might be a Nosferatu!This week on the podcast, Will and Theo talk about the new horror movie “Nosferatu”, their opinions on Jury duty, Taco Bell’s new chicken nuggets with three interesting sauces, Will takes us through the 2024 crimes including the crimes that spike at New Years and wacky crimes reported in Maricopa county Arizona, Theo takes the criminal discussion to Florida with three news stories of wild Floridamen making high speed chases in Santa suits, shooting Walmart drones, and running naked. Also this episode the boys talk about the wild world of Clown Fetishists and a bacon based food poisoning. Email us at segmentcitypodcast@gmail.com iTunes: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/segment-city/id1469462393 Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/7g8dQmJdnROidQM5dvHpW3?si=5W3qBWO1SIirNnhwjvcd0Q Google Play: https://play.google.com/music/listen?u=0#/ps/Iqoulwsmzp4fbyuunf4acoeylwi Stitcher: https://www.stitcher.com/podcast/segment-city Podbean: https://segmentcity.podbean.com/ Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCtOxbiSIX1NlSrNMLSqzFqQ

Royalists despair! The King and Queen have been so displaced from their high positions that they now suffer the indignities of the common folk! They must travel down to the pub in their private train like a peasant, the horror, the shame! How the empire has fallen into such a state of disrepair. This week on the podcast Theo updates Will on his big pudding weekend in New York City, and they discuss Oreo’s latest product that some are calling the most Oreo Oreo ever.  Will has stories from across the pond, including horror stories of cling wrap and just generally being out of touch with the world Lastly, they take a trip to the taxidermy shop and end then end on another edition of Amazon Erotica.   Email us at segmentcitypodcast@gmail.comYoutube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCtOxbiSIX1NlSrNMLSqzFqQ