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Lara and Carey discuss pop star Bebe Rexha outsourcing fans for help on locking down a baby daddy, then head back to Greece for another chapter in RHOSLC.

After their first boozy dinner in Santorini, the ladies wake up to a child-free Mother’s Day, to the joy of most but the heartbreak of Meredith. Angie splits the group up for the day’s activities: a Greek cooking class and donkey rides to the various vistas. Meredith — still reeling from her ongoing battle with Whitney and now Heather — laments a phone call with Brooks cut short by her cast mates, leading to her abandoning her culinary comrades for a bona fide walkabout around the island in a pair of heels. After a positively transatlantic confrontation upon her return, Meredith agrees to call a truce with the cousins and opt for poolside fun with her newly adopted personality. But the peace in the group is brief, as Angie launches into a full attack on Britani — her peacock feathers ruffled by Britani’s reveal of a certain patent she recently filed.

Chapters:

00:00:00 Kaliméra! Schedule updates from the stu!

00:02:46 Bron and Mr. Farts are divorcing

00:07:14 Bebe Rexha is outsourcing finding a baby daddy to her fans

00:19:31 RHOSLC Recap

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Lara and Carey have a new reservation at SUR, and are ready to see if it passes inspection once again. But first, they discuss Carey’s ultimate trigger word, Dorinda and Donna Kelce allegedly getting into it on the new “Traitors,” and a fierce San Francisco restaurant staff banding together to take down a drunk Karen and her flop boyfriend. 

On VPR, the cast puts their hangovers from Audrey’s bday bash aside for the annual SUR staff photo shoot. Kim and Marcus confirm their on-again status, much to everyone’s horror - especially Venus; Lisa introduces SUR world to Angelica, the new hostess/industry plant. Chris and Audrey ride bareback with Mary Faith at a Malibu horse farm, and Shayne reveals his gun-riddled traumatic past. Venus reels from Marcus turning the restaurant against him as AI sparks fly between Angelica and Jason. Then, Angelica arranges a pool party to get to know her new coworkers, where Natalie gags Shayne with a lesson in humility; Venus and Kim call a truce while Venus goes to war with Gabby, Marcus’s lead henchwoman.

Chapters:

00:00:00 Mango and Lara are aligned today

00:06:09 Dorinda and Donna Kelce allegedly get into it on this season of Traitors

00:09:29 A drunk Karen was taken down by a San Francisco restaurant staff

00:33:15 VPR Recap

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Lara and Carey discuss Netflix and Paramount’s battle royale to absorb the most and become official Entity, Andy Dick turning blue in Hollywood, and one Connecticut gay’s war against Solid Core.

On RHOSLC, the ladies leave behind Ruby Franke’s Utah for the lapping blue waves of the Aegean. The cast trip to Greece is finally here! After a two-day journey to Santorini, Angie leads her friends/hostages around the island, forcing them to appreciate the motherland at every moment. Lisa and Angie’s Cold War Angie rages on as Lisa makes sure her glam cuts into every activity planned. Heather decides to lob a troll Barlow’s way by buying competing Cartier watches at Duty Free for herself and Wild Rose, and Meredith buys an evil eye necklace for Heather in hopes of purchasing her peace. Bronwyn does a full 180 and recants her thoroughly modern wishes for her and Todd’s marriage, declaring full monogamy to the group. Meredith and Whitney go head-to-head once more at dinner on a mountaintop, with Meredith continuing her lifelong streak of taking zero accountability.

Chapters:

00:00:00 Hey Mama!!

00:02:33 Jen Shah is out of prison

00:06:22 Carey and Lara are locked in on a gay from Connecticut

00:18:22 Everything in LA is becoming the Entity

00:20:50 RHOSLC Recap

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Lara and Carey talk their big night at SUR, witnessing Lisa’s shockingly LVP toast, meeting Venus Le Fleur, and the cast’s undeniable IRL hotness. They also discuss Andy Dick’s crash-out and 2000s celeb messes having a resurgence.

Back on VPR, the dust settles following Lisa’s dismissal of Marcus, and the cast clocks in for a new shift at work: Audrey’s LA origin story is revealed, and Chris shows off his lack of employment history. Marcus and his hot brother meet to discuss his schism with Kim and how hard Marcus had it as a kid; Venus has Audrey over to manifest-coach her. The guys head out for a boys' night in Hollywood while the girls square off at SUR, leading to Demy sending Natalie packing for insolence. Chris declares his dream to be a John Varvatos model, and Audrey prepares for her big 22nd birthday bash at the cursed Sonder Hotel. The crew assembles on the rooftop, where Kim breaks down again over Marcus and Natalie’s brother/sister relationship; Chris and Jason take turns giving Audrey a lap dance. 

Chapters:

00:00:00 Lara is in the Christmas Spirit!

00:04:45 Lara and Carey were hand-picked to be Vanderpump VIP's

00:18:10 Andy Dick is crashing out...

00:26:10 VPR Recap

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Lara and Carey are back in the vortex of Utah to hitch a ride on the covered wagons of our Saltiest of Queens. But first, they discuss Bryan Johnson’s cringey declaration of love towards his longtime girlfriend/immortality assistant, shattering Lara’s plan to woo him.

On RHOSLC, Bronwyn continues her impeccable revenge campaign against Mr. Farts (Todd) and Muzzy by fetching Todd at the airport in a sloth costume and forcing Muzzy to mail Pride flags to protest anti-LGBTQ laws in Utah, much to Muzzy’s Mormon chagrin. Whitney laments her money woes to Justin and — though futile — attempts to extract herself from Entity; Heather prepares her younger daughter for college and readies herself for an empty nest Cumspringa. In the spirit of her impending American citizenship, Bronwyn assembles the ladies for a “Spill the Tea Party” where they reenact the Boston Tea Party and confess to the gossip they’ve spread about each other. Meredith’s plane meltdown comes into question again, as Whitney accuses her of being a pill-popping booze head, leading Meredith to whip out drug tests to clear her name. Then, in the spirit of Utah, Ruby Franke and Jodi Hildebrandt make a shocking cameo…

Chapters:

00:00:00 It's SUP After Dark (at 3pm!)

00:03:19 Major Bryan Johnson Update! He's found love in an ageless place.

00:20:12 RHOSLC Recap!

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Lara and Carey are back in the stu: Lara with a new love of London and a renewed faith in the travel gods, and Carey with a new earring. They discuss a Heathrow horror story, and the gay splendor of “Heated Rivalry” on HBO Max. 

Then, Larz and Carz gird their loins and return to the SURce for the brand new season of “Vanderpump Rules.” With a new cast, the jury was out, but the solidly unhinged premiere promises a potentially stellar season, despite all odds. We meet Natalie, the bartender with a penchant for chaos, middle-aged beaus, and texting heel photos to your boyfriend. Server Marcus with sad sea foam eyes and his Katie Maloneyesque girlfriend/coworker Kim, Jason and Chris, the cousins/OnlyFans duo from South Jersey, and recent SUR hires; Demy the eternal SUR employee; Audrey the roller girl hostess; Shayne the golden retriever mactor; and finally, Venus Le Fleurs, the Capri-smoking diva with luscious locks and wisdom beyond his years. 

Nana Vanderpump laments the pandemic-hit nightlife scene in LA, as Natalie tucks her tail between her legs from a fight with her 54-year-old ex-boyfriend at SUR, of course. Kim angsts over Marcus and Natalie’s too-close-for-comfort friendship; Marcus lands in hot water over sneaking drinks with newbie Jason. Jason and Chris surf and plan their LA takeover; Shayne shows off his hot bubble joie de vivre and ‘hole is a hole’ mentality. It all converges at an all-hands staff meeting, with Lisa flexing her HBIC bicep, veneer lisp, and all. It’s all happening. We are so back. 

Chapters:

00:00:00 We are SO back!

00:02:41 Fear not, Lara was upgraded to Business Class!

00:13:35 Carey's Heathrow trauma

00:21:36 VPR Recap!

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Lara and Carey commune via satellite from two sides of the globe: Carey at Sexy Unique Pod HQ in LA and Lara in Merry Ol’ Londontown. Larz gives her pros and cons for her first impressions of the UK as both fight and prevail against the impending Lag Doom targeting SUP. They also discuss feeling swindled by “The Beast in Me,” the recent demise of Robert Jr.’s young, brief, and chaotic relationship, and why every man should go to boot camp.

Back on RHOSLC, the ladies gather at the legendary Valter’s post-snake church for another Mary Cosby red carpet luncheon. Meredith and Lisa, in full Terrance and Phillip mode, face a firing squad of questioning by the ladies over their versions of the plane ride from Hell; Meredith denies it all, turning her ire towards Wild Rose for alleged rumours and nastiness. Heather tosses out her nasty, decades-old marital bed and does some Wayfair promo while Bronwyn, Muzzy, and Gwen take their bobs to a bonsai-making shop where Bron confronts her abandonment issues and deep-seated Muzzy wounds; Britani and her daughter Olivia head to therapy together to repair their own estrangement. Then, on the banks of a quiet creek, Meredith — clad in full Trinity leather — summons Britani for a non-apology. They’ll either bury the hatchet or fight to the death, Matrix style…

Chapters:

00:00:00 Lara's in London!

00:10:38 The Beast in Me

00:22:08 RHOSLC Recap

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Lara and Carey find themselves back on the scorched sands of Utah for another chapter in the Book of Salty Queens. First, they discuss the cheese wheel making a splash in Hollywood, which foods Lara and Carey would sign if they were agents, a harrowing new organic supermarket in Tribeca, Lara’s theoretical tenure as a chic grocer, Trump calling a reporter a “piggy,” and more. 

On RHOSLC, the ladies (minus Meredith and Baby Girl Lisa) assemble at Wild Rose’s for a surprise potluck to cheer up Britani. From high body count hair to a Build-A-Bear workshop complete with inspirational recordings for Brit, the women try to pull her out of her post-Meredith and Lisa tag team depression. Bronwyn provides an update on her mini-separation from Todd as Wild Rose continues to provide Entity with souls. Lisa and John Barlow’s tense lunch exposes more bumps in their marriage and Daddy John’s shadow side. Britani and Jared pause their 30-day fast for a dramatic walk by a serial killer creek as Jared continues to break Britani’s brain. Then, Mary gathers all the women (minus Britani) at her church to watch her deliver her first fiery sermon in years, uniting them in the divine and preparing them for the battle to come. 

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Chapters:

00:00:00 Dolls! We're livestreaming our Christmas Show!

00:02:48 A big congrats to the team for Parmigiano Reggiano!

00:17:03 Quiet Piggy

00:21:13 RHOSLC Recap

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Lara and Carey risk it all to watch the teaser trailer for Devil Wears Prada 2 and try to make sense of the And Just Like Thatification of everything. They also talk Allison Mack’s glorious return with a new CBC podcast all about her NXIVM days and the aftermath, and why nothing good can come from a spontaneous trip to Albany, NY by way of Vancouver, BC.

Back on RHOSLC, the ladies cap off their rindom yacht trip from Hell with deck yoga led by Cap’n Jason and an explosive breakfast where Meredith lays into Britani and Wild Rose over the Seth Marks TikTok scandal. Bronwyn and Meredith’s prank to toss Uni the Unicorn overboard is thwarted by Daisy, the Chief Stew, leading to their harrowing return flight. Off camera, Meredith (egged on by Lisa) allegedly goes full Pazuzu on Britani at 38,000 feet, bringing the other ladies and their first-class cabin to the brink of madness with her.

As the dust settles in Utah, Angie and Elektra discuss Greek pride, Bronwyn reels from newfound cheating allegations against Todd, while Wild Rose delights in living her swinger truth. A makeup-free Britani revels in her new role of victim, as Lisa denies any involvement in Plane Gate to Heather over beignets. Then, Mary and Meredith meet for lunch, where Meredith goes full Galaxy Brain Lawyer, pleading the fifth on all counts.

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Chapters:

00:00:00 Dolls! Come to our Christmas Show!

00:01:35 The Devil Wears Prada 2 Trailer just dropped...

00:10:43 Another reboot of sorts? NXIVM and Allison Mack are back

00:25:00 RHOSLC Recap!

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Lara and Carey yo-ho out to the Caribbean once more to check in with the Real Housewives of Davey Jones’s Locker on their yacht trip from Hell, but first they discuss All’s Fair debuting to an iconic 0% on Rotten Tomatoes, and why Kim K is a legend for that.

On RHOSLC, the women wake hungover and charred from the previous night’s battle, as Bronwyn takes to sleeping on the poop deck to avoid sharing a bed with Britani, fresh off her unsuccessful attempt to seduce Captain Jason. Lisa continues to swear her innocence and lob accusations of disloyalty at Meredith. Baby Girl’s loose lips come back to haunt again when Angie — revived from her sea-sick malaise — tells Bronwyn that Lisa shared gossip about Todd’s alleged, fart-laden infidelity. Then, Meredith’s slow-mo bullying of Britani hits a snag at the zombie dinner party, when Miss Bateman dredges up some cheating flotsam involving Seth and an alleged Ohio mistress. Shiver me timbers!

Chapters:

00:00:00 Mango is back in the Stu

00:02:48 All's Fair and its iconic zero-star rating

00:14:28 RHOSLC Recap!

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Lara and Carey trade the salty slopes for salty sea, as their favorite Utah ladies head on down to the Grenadines for a Caribbean yacht trip of horror. But first, they discuss the apocalyptic heatwave enveloping LA, Lara’s battle for non-degrading seats on an upcoming Transatlantic flight, Victoria Beckham’s cosmic joie de vivre, and the era-defining Gooning article in Harper’s. 

The women (minus Bronwyn) head down to Canouan in the Grenadine Islands, where Below Deck’s Captain Jason and his motley crew await. Britani, on a 30-day moratorium from Jared and his big ol’ Osmond dick, tries to find a yacht boyfriend. Meanwhile, Heather and the Captain’s clandestine past bubbles to the surface. Bronwyn arrives late, ready to confront the rumors and nastiness swirling around her head-on, as Heather confides in Wild Rose and Meredith her Lisa press-leaker theory. Angie K succumbs to sea sickness, Mary blows one out, and Wild Rose discovers what may or may not… the lost city of Atlantis. 

Chapters:

00:00:00 It's hotter than Hades this Halloween!

00:09:00 Lara’s battle for business class

00:16:28 Victoria Beckham’s cosmic joie de vivre

00:24:06 The era-defining Gooning article in Harper’s

00:35:12 RHOSLC Recap!

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Lara and Carey return to the blanched shores of the Great Salt Lake to check in with the holiest of ladies once more. But first, they discuss Georgina Chapman’s rindom alleged financial pickle, Alec and Hilaria Baldwin’s karmic woes, Whitney Leavitt’s cheeky joie de vivre, and North West’s cyber-goth new look. 

On RHOSLC, the women gear up for Heather and Wild Rose’s Caribbean yacht adventure as Barlow’s bag of chaos continues to divide the group. Hengie K and Mary repair their fractured sistership and bury some fart beef; Bronwyn begs for Todd’s approval in an ice cream parlor. Tensions with Babygirl and Daddy John brew, as Heather and Lisa lay waste to a boutique. Plus, the mystery of Soup Man deepens. Then Britani and her daughter, Olivia, meet to unpack their estrangement, with Britani’s bone-chilling parenting on full display. 

Chapters:

00:00:00 We're in the new stu!

00:02:33 The dolls are recapping RHONY!!!

00:03:38 We've got eyes on Georgina Chapman

00:06:59 Page six has been startin'

00:16:11 North West has debuted a new lewk

00:28:24 RHOSLC Recap!

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Carey and Lara discuss a new gay-ass boot camp series on Netflix and Gwyneth Paltrow staying on brand. The Patron Saint of GOOP revealed to British Vogue that she knew virtually nothing about her Marty Supreme costar Timothée Chalamet — especially his famous relationship with Kylie Jenner. Viva Gwyn!

Back on RHOSLC, the Wild Rose reclaims her wild and free heart in the name of womanhood and, of course, Entity; she celebrates by arranging a ladies' lunch — complete with a gay psychic reading tarot — at a local vineyard, where we lay our scene. Of course, the peace is short-lived, as Mary reveals the vineyard was the site of an infamous murder-suicide. Angie and Lisa begin to spar, hurling Black Cards, name-dropping a clandestine Soup Man, and calling up the owner of Kérastase. Baby Girl Lisa and Hengie K’s cosmic feud collapses into a black hole, swallowing everyone else into it. Meredith confronts Lisa over rumors and nastiness, and Britani confronts Angie over a real estate faux pas. But none of the women are a match for Lisa and Angie’s bloodbath, which shockingly threatens the sacred sisterhood of Angie and Mary. Entity’s takeover continues… 

Chapters:

00:00:00 A little commotion for Carey's shirt

00:02:39 BOOTS!

00:08:25 Gwyneth is at it again!

00:27:52 RHOSLC Recap!

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Lara and Carey wade through the shallow waters of the Great Salt Lake once more, with another recap of RHOSLC. First, they discuss judging a lip-sync competition, a first-time ‘Rocky Horror Picture Show’ experience, the recent horror fashions spotted on the Devil Wears Prada 2 set, the very much not imploding world of print media, Jeff and Lauren Bezos’s endless vacation, and more.

Back on RHOSLC, the boardroom continues, and Baby Girl Lisa tries to make it right with the ladies after coming to blows with Whitney and Angie. But her nice streak is short-lived, as she launches a new attack on Angie at her sacred place of work. Whitney puts her at-home stripper pole up again, signaling the true return of THEE Wild Rose. Mary and her cousin/disciple tour her newly renovated church, opening the vault on her cosmic feud with her late mother. Meanwhile, Bronwyn’s own mother wound worsens, as Muzzy ups the ante on her reign of terror. Plus, Hengie K reveals to Meredith that Baby Girl Lisa may or may not be surveilling the Marks family for incriminating information…

Chapters:

00:00:00 Lara has announcements

00:04:22 Carey and Lara were guest judges!

00:09:09 Carey went to Hollywood Forever

00:14:24 Alls Fair Trailer Dropped

00:24:34 RHOLSC Recap!

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Larz and Carz return to the God’s Country for another searing chapter in the RHOSLC saga. But first, they discuss Nicole Kidman and Keith Urban’s shocking split and Tiffany Pollard's entry into her non-binary era. Back in Utah, the Queen of Sundance strikes back at the naysayers in the only way she can: planning a premiere party for an HBO Max original film. Angie K visits her 89-year-old father, who recounts his harrowing journey from Greece to Ellis Island during WW2, inspiring her to expedite her path to Greek citizenship. Bronwyn introduces us to her own ailing mother, the cruelest lady in all of Salt Lake, as Heather begins to renovate her at-home office/lady cave. Then, Lisa assembles the group at the austere Blue Sky Lodge, where she doms them in the board room with a lesson on lawsuit dismissals, misinformation, triangulation, and the time-honored tradition of shitting on the Wild Rose.

Chapters:

00:00:00 It's Locktober.

00:02:16 Nicole Kidman and Keith Urban’s shocking split

00:19:42 Tiffany Pollard is non-binary

00:21:53 RHOSLC Recap!

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Lara and Carey reassess reality after the Rapture was a no-show; they break down what the Rapture Heads are really after, and offer alternatives for experiencing the divine.

Back on RHOSLC, the ladies (minus Babygirl Lisa) reel from their canned camping trip of horrors, as Bronwyn and Heather spar over perceived motherhood jabs (Bronwyn’s daughter Gwen debuts her own shocking flapper bob) and debate the future of their failure-to-launch friendship. Wild Rose elaborates on her and Justin’s business woes and hints at The Entity, an ancient intelligence the Rose family discovers in their basement. Heather and Lisa Barlow meet for a power lunch, where Lisa denies any/all accusations of lawsuits and financial duress, as Mary endures another round of heartbreak as Robert Jr. reveals he’s not fully sober. Finally, the entire cast reunites at the haunted manor of SLC MegaSocialite Amy Steele: Britani blabs to Lisa about Angie’s Jen Shah comparison, and Babygirl and Bronwyn duke it out over rumors and sucking gout d*ck; all while thwarting Entity’s creeping takeover of Utah…

Chapters:

00:00:00 The Rapture was a no-show...

00:10:38 RHOSLC Recap!

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Lara and Carey have hitched their covered wagon to the stars once again, traveling West to the promised land for another glorious season of the Real Housewives of Salt Lake City. But first, they admit to being fully Delco-pilled by the Mare of Easttown-adjacent “Task” and its impossibly stacked (and hot) cast. They also speak on a fashion TikToker’s trouble with Miu Miu, and the ongoing phenomenon of celebrity head transplants. 

Back on the banks of the Great Salt Lake, Hengie K puts her family’s mega-RV to use by picking up the ladies (minus Lisa Barlow, PLUS Britani) for a spooky and cold camping trip in Provo Canyon. Wild Rose, fuck-ass redheaded bob in tow, stages a prank for the ladies with a posse of male strippers disguised as a SWAT team. Lisa’s legal woes are called out by Bronwyn and Whitney; Wild Rose’s own collapsing business is called out by Britani, who reveals her own engagement and prompt un-engagement to Mormon fuckboy Jared Osmond. 

Setting out in the wide open yonder, the women enjoy kayaking, fly fishing, debating fish CPR, and nibbling sandwiches. But tensions arise around the fire pit as a Women In Business Summit™️ commences. The Wild Rose mourns her failed (felllld) entrepreneurial endeavors, a nonverbal Meredith nods off, Britani defends accusations of dick sucking, Barlow’s iconic backstabbing ways are complained about, and Heather forces ghostly whimsy, as the women—each with a camcorder in hand— set off for a night hike to investigate the vengeful ghost of “Molly Sorensen.”

Chapters:

00:00:00 It's back-to-school time!

00:03:37 TASK rabbits unite

00:14:47 Miu Miu catastrophe!

00:25:21 Celebrity head transplants

00:29:54 RHOSLC Recap!

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Lara and Carey return to discuss “Love Con Revenge” —the spinoff of the “Tinder Swindler” — and why its hosts should take some acting lessons. Plus, the glory days of “Cheaters.” In She’s Startin’, Lara praises the new iPhone Air in all its skinny legend glory; they also talk Charlie Sheen’s new documentary, shoving ice up your arse in a drug-induced mania, and Charlie and Denise Richards’s iconic daughters. They also talk the Phillies Karen and why she’s right. In Bravissimo, Brittany Cartwright updates us on her relationship status with her rindom new boyfriend and a Congrats to the Team is in order for Taylor Frankie of MomTok fame, who’s been chosen as the new Bachelorette.

Then, in a brand new segment called Please Welcome to the Stage, Lara and Carey are joined by performer/writer JV Marxx, who corrects Miss Information and gives a proper education on all things Gooning. He discusses his career, going to clown school, the joys and pitfalls of bringing gooning to the mainstream, and much more. 

Chapters:

00:00:00 Never Forget

00:12:38 She’s Startin’

00:36:54 Bravissimo

00:44:02 Congrats to the Team

00:51:47 Please Welcome to the Stage

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Lara and Carey return for another extra special SUP episode, where they parse through the fog of uncanniness swallowing the world each day. In She’s Startin’, they discuss the Trump death hoax frenzy and the hope drought America is suffering through, Sonia Dakkar’s alleged war on flesh, and the rad ass baby accidentally born at Burning Man. In Diva Down, a body discovered at Burning Man in a pool of blood, tariffs claiming another victim in legendary Canadian retail Ssense, Spirit Airlines filing for bankruptcy to the shock of no one, and a country singer pulling a full Jackson Maine and crashing out on stage. In Armagayddon, Josh Duhamel prepares for doom at his Minnesota compound; a Congrats to the Team is in order for nepo-extraordinaire Chloe Malle on being named Anna Wintour’s replacement at Vogue. Finally, a Paimon-centric Ask Us Anything on Larz and Carz’s go-to manifesting practices. 

Chapters:

00:00:00 LA is rock 'n roll

00:09:19 She’s Startin’

00:47:38 Diva Down

01:09:09 Armagayddon

01:12:22 Congrats to the Team

01:16:54 Ask Us Anything

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