We're celebrating our 2 year anniversary of our beloved pood with our turdy-turd epoosode! Instead of catching a wave on her Hawaiian vacation, Erin Sydney catches a nasty bout of salmonella and ends up serving a poo-poo platter for all to see. Check out Erin Sydney's band, 37 Houses (IG @37housesband) on tour in California this November: 11/9 SF - The Knockout 11/20 San Pedro - The Sardine 11/21 El Centro - Mexco Brew Co 11/22 LA - The Redwood Bar 11/23 San D...

The Twin Shitsters decide to start a brown mental band after their guest, Fart Factory, shares an anal anecdote complete with diapers, gel, & pooping on command.

Neither thin-crust nor deep-dish pizza can spare Lactaid Larry from rectal wrath. A failed trust exercise with his lopsided sphincter means he's one foot in and one foot out of... You-Know-What! Make sure you grab enough tissues to dab away 100-200 tears for this shitty saga.

Our guest, Tara Lipoopsky, wins the brown medal for the excrement escapades that ensued in Minnecrapoolis. Get ready for a stink by the rink!

The Twin Shitsters welcome back their very first guest, Olive, who explains how a spooky early-Covid walk led to a social distance poop that turned out to be better than prozac. It's a tombstone recipe for disASSter! Can't get enough of Olive? Check her out: https://www.instagram.com/olivia_rossetto_design https://www.tiktok.com/@olivia_rossetto_design

Nicky Nincompoop returns to S&G for his #2 guest appearance. It's no longer his first rectal rodeo with his now world-famous food allergy, so what lessons *might* he have learned? Get ready for BBQ, binging ice cream, and bidets! #fullcrotch If you are a Nicky fan check out his LinkedIn, or his pottery here: https://www.instagram.com/nw_mugly

We're in our Awkward Era for this epoosode's theme: Middle School. The Twins welcome guest, Zeebz, who plays it cool during a stinky lunchtime incident. But can he salvage his rePOOtation & cargo pants? Can he & his Dad survive the accidents that took place that fateful day? Here's to hormones, homework, & hoping for the best. Check out Zeebz on We Won't Finish This Podcast! https://wewontfinishthispodcast.buzzsprout.com/2403687/episodes/16492132-cold...

Willkommen to our German-themed epooside featuring DJ Nordic Trak. A woefully thwarted toilet paper quest in Berlin ends in a liquidy lovers' quarrel. But can he channel his rage poop & capture the zeitgeist of the shituation as only an übermensch can? Roll over Beethoven, & hump to the beat of the SyntheScheisse!

The day that Runny Riley pops his enema cherry gets real complicated real fast. As his social calendar fills up, his bowels clear out...all while the clock ticks down. Hosts & Twin Sisters Amanda Sparkle & Sara Sparkle can't help but ask themselves: With friends like these, who needs enemas?

Welcome to the shit show! Guest Lena Way Ova poo-forms a variety act of pants shitting stories from her unique poo-spective. Amanda Sparkle & Sara Sparkle (Twin Sisters) invite you to toss a coin (...or a salad) to decide if you'll be wearing sawdust-laden boxers or brown-tinged lace panties!

This episode's theme is BIKES! After saturating his sleeping bag with slop, Rambod manages to avoid freezing into a shit popsicle and gets by with a little help from his friends. A surprise eyewitness adds exquisite detail to this chronicle of a crap foretold. Spoiler: That's not water!

Crikey! Twin Sisters Amanda & Sara Sparkle tag along for Susan Sharticle's journey Down (Brown) Under. After a mischievous pill poppin' plane ride she didgeridoo-doo'ed herself just in time to meet her Boss's Boss. But will her fecal secret stay as tightly contained as a jar of vegemite? Put another shit on the barbie!

Eating like shit & then buying shit off Craigslist has crappy consequences for Bryan & his shorts. Luckily a back-up shower & complex post-poo plan saves the day. But will he lose his job over it, or get the poo-motion he deserves? Twin Sisters Amanda Sparkle & Sara Sparkle are all ears.

Holy moly, it's E. coli. Twin Sisters Amanda Sparkle & Sara Sparkle follow Crusty Caleb across the pond, where they left a trail of music, stank, & shit all across Europe 's best venues & worst bathrooms, only to wind up a freak in the sheets. All aboard!!!

For Episode 19, Twin Sisters Amanda Sparkle & Sara Sparkle channel the voice of Berto's long-suffering, finicky diva of an Asshole, only to learn that donut distraction leads to retaliatory rectal ruin.

It’s a huge sausage fest over here for Episode 18! Amanda Sparkle & Sara Sparkle marvel at Debbie Depends’ candid camera crap, whose ripple effects were felt (& seen) for decades to come! This was for sure one of the Greatest Shits of 1993!

Ever been gASSlit by the dismal US medical system? Twin Sisters Amanda Sparkle & Sara Sparkle are enthralled by the suspected anesthesia poo that left their guest, Mary, with unanswered questions & an achy anus. Trust your gut on this one! Trigger warning: surgical shit

Portland, Oregon is The Shitty of Roses thanks to some free organic fertilizer. Twin Sisters Sara Sparkle & Amanda Sparkle welcome Guest Butt Liquid Lee, who answers the age-old question: What happens when your shit *does* smell like roses? Get on your bikes and ride!

An overdose of magnesium backfires in the poopiest of ways. Twin Sisters Amanda Sparkle (aka #ThePoopWitchPsychic) & Sara Sparkle bear witness as party powerhouse & club fashionista Loose Lala proclaims her seedy shit to the world. Beware lace thongs & once again: never trust a fart!

What's it like to have diarrhea for a whole year? What happens when a fancy Japanese toilet goes haywire on your ass? Twin Sisters Amanda Sparkle & Sara Sparkle listen with bated breath as Guest Ima Dium answers these questions with dignity, resilience and a white skort. Pea soup, anyone?