Gordano!   Stop all the clocks, cut off the telephone, Prevent the dog from barking with a juicy bone, Silence the pianos and with muffled drum Bring out the coffin, let the mourners come.    That’s right, it’s the latest Sorry Not in Service podcast, resplendent in jewels and smelling of polos. In this one, we get historical, drunk, arrogant, challenged, visited by a generous benefactor and keen for exoneration from an infant.   If you'd like to hear the version with the pop music, go to mixcloud.com. For the secret to everlasting beetroot, go to sorrynotinservice.com   Gordano!