Send us a text TheRealKingFish is back with a legendary tale about attending a Yankees game with TMC's Uncle, a story that somehow ends with Derek Jeter getting hit in the face with a gold thong. The episode also features a classic digression about Mikey needing his wife's help for a simple task, and the fellas ask the profound question: should 90-year-olds even be reading?

Send us a text TheRealKingFish opens the vault to tell the wild story of the time he and a group of accomplices got into a physical altercation outside a New York City diner—an incident that may or may not explain the episode title. Then, TMC takes the mic to psychoanalyze his own irrational (and very specific) love for white basketball players. Finally, the duo dusts off the crystal ball to review and update their boldest predictions for the year 2026.

Send us a text In this episode, Uncle Fish takes a trip down memory lane to the very beginning, asking Charlie if he remembers the first time they ever met. What follows is the detailed and hilarious origin story of their friendship, starting one fateful night in Prospect Park. Fish reveals the unforgettable reason he was in such a uniquely good mood and the two compare their distinct memories of the night. It's a nostalgic look back at the chance encounter that started it all.

Send us a text From the halls of 30 Rock to the halls of justice, this episode of Story Time covers it all. First, Fish shares a hilarious backstage story about Jennifer Lopez and her infamous juice demands at SNL. Then, in a classic digression, he explores how having a prosecutor for a father makes for a very unique childhood. It's a tale of two worlds, filled with equal parts humor and heart.

Send us a text Priorities are everything. In this episode, TheRealKingFish explains the logic behind the title, detailing a moment where protecting a new jacket was more important than protecting his face. It’s just one entry in a larger presentation, as Fish categorizes the many times he's been punched. Meanwhile, TMC listens in horror and explains why his "lover, not a fighter" philosophy has kept him safe all these years.

Send us a text TheRealKingFish returns with a more recent, unforgettable story from the back seat of his all-time favorite yellow cab ride home. Then, things get heated as The Marathon Continues airs his grievances about Ben's latest antics. Finally, with the NBA season tipping off, the fellas shift gears to make their official predictions for the upcoming New York Knicks season.

Send us a text TheRealKingFish kicks things off by releasing a formal statement to clear the air. From there, he dives into a classic, winding story about a memorable "on again, off again" relationship that ended in dramatic fashion. Finally, the guys re-litigate the entire Pedro vs. Don Zimmer beef from every possible angle.

Send us a text TheRealKingFish takes a trip down memory lane to recount a legendary summer job where he was paid a frankly exorbitant amount of money. Then, unfortunately, Dr. Science rears his ugly head once again to derail the conversation with his "facts." Finally, the guys turn their attention to Special Decisions, putting his palpable jealousy on full blast.

Send us a text This week is all about recovery and regret. Fish shares the grisly details of his most legendary hangovers and explains why he puts Chris Roth on a pedestal. The episode takes an emotional turn when a special guest stops by, using the platform to air their grievances and weep their sorrows live on air.

Send us a text Welcome to a new chapter in the TIATM universe. Introducing Story Time with TheRealKingFish, a new segment where the league's most prolific storyteller finally opens his vault. In this debut episode, Fish takes us back to the hallowed halls of Stuyvesant High School for a legendary tale that has only been whispered about until now. It’s a story of misguided youth, a web of lies, a shocking slap, and an unexpected run-in with a hip-hop icon that defined an era. Settle in, becaus...

Send us a text It’s the end of the season, and Fish is ringing it in with a legendary tale about a New Year's Eve night that teetered on the edge of disaster (and a fountain). TMC gets put on the spot with a surprise photo that demands an explanation, and the guys wrap things up with a resolution for the future: trying to keep the alcohol-induced chaos to a minimum in 2026.