Content Warning – Language, Sexual Content, Attempted suicide, Self-harm, Blood, Body horror, Violence

This week, the gang deals with the consequences of their deals. Katie hides from a vampire, Duman wrestles with being a mortal being, and Trevor is really, really, hungry.

Stupid Wizards Actual People is:

Drew Burton playing as Dr. Evren Duman,

Derek Dix playing as Trevor Wolffe,

Josh Matney playing as Katie Callahan,

and Elizabeth Rein as The Keeper.

New episodes are bi-weekly.

Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Content Warning – Language, Sexual Content, Blood, Vampirism, Mental Disorders, Schizophrenia

We ran into some scheduling issues this week, so we’re releasing Part 1 of our Halloween Special, set in the World of Darkness. Using Vampire: The Masquerade 5th Edition, a group of Kindred is sent to track down a missing Nosferatu. Can this band of misfits work together to solve the case?

We’ll return to Lawrence, Kansas, on November 24th with more of Season 2. The full Halloween Special will be available on Patreon, it’s probably our longest recording yet, with the finale running about 3–4 hours.

Stupid Wizards Actual People is:

Drew Burton playing as Slug,

Derek Dix playing as the Storyteller,

Josh Matney playing as Chase O'Connell,

and Elizabeth Rein as Vanessa Livingston.

New episodes are bi-weekly.

Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Content Warning – Language, Sexual Content, Blood, Blood Magic, Coercion, Deals with the Devil, Moral Jeopardy, Potential Harm to Loved Ones

This week, Katie, Trevor, and Duman play a game of Deal or No Deal, only the devil’s holding the briefcases.

Stupid Wizards Actual People is:

Drew Burton playing as Dr. Evren Duman,

Derek Dix playing as Trevor Wolffe,

Josh Matney playing as Katie Callahan,

and Elizabeth Rein as The Keeper.

New episodes are bi-weekly.

Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Content Warning – Language, Sexual Content, Blood, Blood Magic

This week, Katie, Sam, and Duman have some wax-on, wax-off time together, Trevor tries to distract his thoughts, and the gang meets the actual devil.

Stupid Wizards Actual People is:

Drew Burton playing as Dr. Evren Duman,

Derek Dix playing as Trevor Wolffe,

Josh Matney playing as Katie Callahan,

and Elizabeth Rein as The Keeper.

New episodes are bi-weekly.

Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Content Warning – Language, Sexual Content, Disease, Dealing with Loss

This week, the gang breaks into the DOG House, Jackie Carter asks for a favor, and Elizabeth reveals she's been a werewolf the whole time.

Stupid Wizards Actual People is:

Drew Burton playing as Dr. Evren Duman,

Derek Dix playing as Trevor Wolffe,

Josh Matney playing as Katie Callahan,

and Elizabeth Rein as The Keeper.

New episodes are bi-weekly.

Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Content Warning – Violence, dealing with loss, kidnapping/abduction, themes of consent and bodily autonomy

This week, Trevor comes to terms with something that's zero cool, Katie consoles a friend, and Duman catches a kick-ass keg stand.

Stupid Wizards Actual People is:

Drew Burton playing as Dr. Evren Duman,

Derek Dix playing as Trevor Wolffe,

Josh Matney playing as Katie Callahan,

and Elizabeth Rein as The Keeper.

New episodes are bi-weekly.

Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Content Warning - Violence and assault, blood and injury, kidnapping/abduction, themes of consent and bodily autonomy

This week, Katie's friend's real boyfriend is a murderer, Duman shakes off his wounds, and Trevor sinks his teeth into his troubled past.

Stupid Wizards Actual People is:

Drew Burton playing as Dr. Evren Duman,

Derek Dix playing as Trevor Wolffe,

Josh Matney playing as Katie Callahan,

and Elizabeth Rein as The Keeper.

New episodes are bi-weekly.

Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Content Warning - profanity, missing persons

This week, Katie learns a truth about friendships, Duman gets mauled by a maid, and Trevor has an outburst of rebellious youth.

Stupid Wizards Actual People is:

Drew Burton playing as Dr. Evren Duman,

Derek Dix playing as Trevor Wolffe,

Josh Matney playing as Katie Callahan,

and Elizabeth Rein as The Keeper.

New episodes are bi-weekly.

Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Content Warning - profanity

This week, Katie and Trevor attend a party, Duman rides his fat hog, and Trevor has his privacy violated.

Stupid Wizards Actual People is:

Drew Burton playing as Dr. Evren Duman,

Derek Dix playing as Trevor Wolffe,

Josh Matney playing as Katie Callahan,

and Elizabeth Rein as The Keeper.

New episodes are bi-weekly.

Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Content Warning - profanity, mention of suicide

This week, Katie learns more about her destiny, Duman saves his shot with Jackie, and Trevor is quite convinced the enemy is among us.

Stupid Wizards Actual People is:

Drew Burton playing as Dr. Evren Duman,

Derek Dix playing as Trevor Wolffe,

Josh Matney playing as Katie Callahan,

and Elizabeth Rein as The Keeper.

New episodes are bi-weekly.

Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Content Warning - profanity, blood, mention of suicide

This week, Trevor starts forming a conspiracy theory, Duman details his past, and Katie gives a confession.

Stupid Wizards Actual People is:

Drew Burton playing as Dr. Evren Duman,

Derek Dix playing as Trevor Wolffe,

Josh Matney playing as Katie Callahan,

and Elizabeth Rein as The Keeper.

New episodes are bi-weekly.

Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Content Warning - profanity, blood, stabbing

This week, Katie and Sam set the foundation of their relationship, Duman provides Jackie a monster fantasy, and Trevor has a guardian angel.

Stupid Wizards Actual People is:

Drew Burton playing as Dr. Evren Duman,

Derek Dix playing as Trevor Wolffe,

Josh Matney playing as Katie Callahan,

and Elizabeth Rein as The Keeper.

New episodes are bi-weekly.

Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Content Warning - profanity, sexual content, blood

This week, Katie learns that Sam and Lily are hide-and-seek champions, Duman woos Jackie, and Trevor reveals he's been ordained this entire time.

Stupid Wizards Actual People is:

Drew Burton playing as Dr. Evren Duman,

Derek Dix playing as Trevor Wolffe,

Josh Matney playing as Katie Callahan,

and Elizabeth Rein as The Keeper.

New episodes are bi-weekly.

Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Content Warning - profanity, sexual content, blood

This week the gang works through the events at the psych ward while still trying to harbor the relationships in their normal day-to-day lives.

Stupid Wizards Actual People is:

Drew Burton playing as Dr. Evren Duman,

Derek Dix playing as Trevor Wolffe,

Josh Matney playing as Katie Callahan,

and Elizabeth Rein as The Keeper.

New episodes are bi-weekly.

Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Content Warning - profanity, violence, eye gouging, needles

This week, Trevor tries to assure Eddie, Katie does her first interrogation, and Duman goes full John Wick.

Stupid Wizards Actual People is:

Drew Burton playing as Dr. Evren Duman,

Derek Dix playing as Trevor Wolffe,

Josh Matney playing as Katie Callahan,

and Elizabeth Rein as The Keeper.

New episodes are bi-weekly.

Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Content Warning - profanity, sexual content, emetophobia

This week, Trevor wrestles with fears of the rapture, Katie navigates her relationship with Sam, and Duman faces the complications of a meet-cute.

Stupid Wizards Actual People is:

Drew Burton playing as Dr. Evren Duman,

Derek Dix playing as Trevor Wolffe,

Josh Matney playing as Katie Callahan,

and Elizabeth Rein as The Keeper.

New episodes are bi-weekly.

Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Content Warning - profanity, murder, funeral, homophobia

In this week's episode, the gang contaminates a crime scene. Katie ponders her fake boyfriend's murderer, and Duman encounters an old friend.

Stupid Wizards Actual People is:

Drew Burton playing as Dr. Evren Duman,

Derek Dix playing as Trevor Wolffe,

Josh Matney playing as Katie Callahan,

and Elizabeth Rein as The Keeper.

New episodes are bi-weekly.

Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Content Warning - profanity, violence, murder, mention of suicide

In this week's episode, Trevor and Katie investigate the dorm. Katie shows off her insane acting ability, and Duman is reminded that he works with children.

Stupid Wizards Actual People is:

Drew Burton playing as Dr. Evren Duman,

Derek Dix playing as Trevor Wolffe,

Josh Matney playing as Katie Callahan,

and Elizabeth Rein as The Keeper.

New episodes are bi-weekly.

Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Content Warning - profanity, violence, murder, mention of suicide

In this week's episode, Trevor learns the ways of hackerman, Katie considers her willingness to dive deeper, and Duman investigates a budding mystery.

Stupid Wizards Actual People is:

Drew Burton playing as Dr. Evren Duman,

Derek Dix playing as Trevor Wolffe,

Josh Matney playing as Katie Callahan,

and Elizabeth Rein as The Keeper.

New episodes are bi-weekly.

Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Content Warning - profanity, violence, aquaphobia, possession

In this week's episode, Trevor deals with an interweb troll, the gang learns the width of the Kansas River, and Katie joins the high dive team.

Stupid Wizards Actual People is:

Drew Burton playing as Dr. Evren Duman,

Derek Dix playing as Trevor Wolffe,

Josh Matney playing as Katie Callahan,

and Elizabeth Rein as The Keeper.

New episodes are bi-weekly.

Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.