A festive Hallmark movie, what a delight!
Following Cooper after six years in flight.
Will he learn to give? What about receiving?
Together, the hags unlock Christmas' true meaning...
This week's side quest follows Steve Lund in 'Unlocking Christmas.' Hold on to your parachutes!
We sincerely could not believe ‘Believe in Christmas.’ We get a two-for-one special this time, following both Sydney and Sedona to the most magical place on earth. Welcome to Christmasland, situated somewhere between Get Out, The Great British Bake-Off, and Whoville. Featuring a special guest.
“It’s not performing that’s important. It’s who you’re performing for.” – some random guy from the Grand Ole Opry, apparently
Welcome to a special holiday series of Sullivan’s Slop. We follow Chad Michael to the magical town of Sycamore Creek for ‘The Merry Gentlemen,’ where he shows us exactly what he was up to before he skipped out for the Crossing. Spoiler alert: the wifebeater comes off.
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*SPOILER HEAVY* If you thought Season 3 would end on a happily ever after note, tell that to the Sullivan’s Crossing couples who can’t agree on anything. We can’t even agree on if Edna’s bald or not. Enter a mysterious newcomer to shake things up…
We’ve reached the end of our rope, but we’re not ready to say goodbye. So like any good Sullivan’s Crossing plot arc, we’re splitting it into two episodes. And what better way to close off Season 3 than with the hag who started it all?
*SPOILER HEAVY* Things are finally looking up for the residents of Sullivan's Crossing other than the fact that one of them is dead. Join the hags in a penultimate primal scream.
*SPOILER HEAVY* Join the hags to unpack the most dramatic sequence of events to ever air on CTV. Prepare to be bound AND gagged.
*SPOILER HEAVY* Get into doctor mode, ‘cause we’re about to spend a lot of time in the hospital giving Edna reasons to live. No one’s safe this episode, and yes, that includes Lola’s “cute” tops.
We’ve reached the end of our rope, but we’re not ready to say goodbye. So like any good Sullivan’s Crossing plot arc, we’re splitting it into two episodes. And what better way to close off Season 3 than with the hag who started it all?
*SPOILER HEAVY* The residents of Sullivan's Crossing find themselves in a deep, dark hole of low blood sugar, heartbreak, and girlboss regret. Will everyone make it out of the mine?
*SPOILER HEAVY* I’m at the upscale eclectic lodge. I’m at the vintage crab shack. I’m at the combination upscale eclectic lodge vintage crab shack. But Rafe does not GAF…and something’s rotting.
*SPOILER HEAVY* We take a two-episode detour to solve all of Cal’s damage, while the sweethearts at the Crossing explore Nova Scotia (and each other). Sometimes, all it takes to gain perspective is a whole lot of hot air.
*SPOILER HEAVY* This time, the hags are going in blind. Before Season 3 blooms into a butterfly, it must shed its Season 2 trauma cocoon. But don’t worry, the wait is worth it (see title).
*SPOILER HEAVY* Relationships are mended, loose ends get tied, and memories are unearthed from beneath the asphalt. But as a wise veteran once said, not every story has a happy ending...
Which Sullivan's Crossing character matches your soul? quiz link: https://quizpie.com/quiz/which-sullivans-crossing-character-matches-your-soul/
*SPOILER HEAVY* The hags return from a summer hiatus. While Cal cares for his psychotic sister and Maggie holds Andrew's precious cargo, our romantic attention turns to the avoidant parents.
*SPOILER HEAVY* Fetuses, evils, and long-lost loves fester in Sullivan’s Crossing as secrets and ultrasounds are revealed. The hags swap places and struggle to keep up.
*SPOILER HEAVY*
If you've been wondering how much time has passed since Season 2 kicked off, we have now settled our debate. The answer? 37 days. Get your raincoats, hags—we're going fishing!
*SPOILER HEAVY* The hags dig into a fresh season of Canada's favourite melodrama. Sullivan's Crossing doubles down on what it does best: medical emergencies, miscommunication, and cognitive decline.
*SPOILER HEAVY* This episode is so loaded, it requires a disclaimer. The residents of Sullivan's Crossing face great falls, close calls, and shockingly, the consequences of their actions. The hags may have made it to the Season 1 finale, but we can't say the same about their marbles.
*SPOILER HEAVY* The hags are back and things are looking bleak in Sinister Crossing. Prepare to be bound AND gagged.
*SPOILER HEAVY* recap of Sullivan's Crossing S1 Eps 1 and 2. Do not listen if you are offended by unfiltered haggery.