Hello students. School has begun. The summer is over. I am in command. What was that? For that little outburst, each and every one of you will spend three hours in detention, today, immediately after school in the basement! What do you think you’re doing? Parker Lewis? What kind of a man desecrates a defenseless textbook? I’ve got a good mind to slap your fat face. You are destroying your life with that…that…that garbage! Alright, Mister Lewis! I want you to tell me- no! Better yet. Stand up and tell the class- Whadda you wanna do with your life?!   This episode, Chris and Chip recap the Parker Lewis Can't Lose episode: "Future Shock".

When Parker and Mikey realize Jerry has become so dependent on his jacket that he is using it to hide from girls, they decide it’s time for a little tough love and they force him to spend a week without his jacket. Unfortunately it’s also the week of a big oral report. Will Jerry learn to walk without his crutch? Or will he fall flat on his face?

Who is Shelly Lewis? Cheerleader? Freshman? Schoolyard Snitch? Or just Parker Lewis’ little sister? Tired of living in Parker’s shadow, Shelly falls in with the supernatural Darksiders, rulers of Santo Domingo’s underworld.

We're back with season 2 of our Parker Lewis Can't Lose Re-watch podcast! This time on the podcast, we discuss "Father Knows Less". It’s time for the annual Marathon of the Mind! Students are tasked with building a toaster from a box full of random parts. One catch, though, they have to do so with a parent or guardian. What could go wrong?

On this off week, we've decided to offer up a little bonus episode. The first segment offers some corrections to our Ferris Bueller episode last week and the second part is sampling of our first podcast (that we did about a decade ago) called "The World its Ass"...  We'll return next week to kick off the Second Season of Parker Lewis Can't Lose.   Enjoy!

Prepare yourselves because today we have a very special episode. We subject ourselves to the Pilot episode of the short-lived Ferris Bueller TV series.    This ain’t your slightly older brother’s Ferris Bueller. On the first day of 11th grade, Ferris tries to woo recent transfer student Sloane Peterson, while dodging Principal Rooney.

It’s the last day of the school year. Not a problem for Parker Lewis, right? Wrong! For some reason Parker has lost his mojo. No matter what he does, Parker Lewis just can’t seem to win.

When Shelly is invited to a party, she cashes in an I.O.U. from Parker to enlist the best buds as her dating mentors. Saddened by his lack of an invitation to the same party, Kubiac sets to the task of finding a way in- by any means necessary.

The buds do the mall rat thing as they chase their respective dreams; Jerry hunts for a job to make him feel like a man, Mikey struggles to cope with the pressures of his new promotion, Kube ogles the latest in state of the art cookware, and Parker is chasing a girl… natch. 

This time on the podcast, Chip and Chris discuss "King Kube" and they have a special guest pop-in! Who doesn't love the pop-in?! You'll never guess who it is! Ok, you'll probably guess who it is. Jerry Steiner is ready to take his place amongst the legends of Santo Domingo prankery. Unfortunately, (and inexplicably) his chosen target is the biggest, baddest, buttkickingest guy in school- Francis Lawrence Kubiac III. Seriously, Jerry, what the actual fuck? After the prank goes awry, Kubiac decides to move on from Santo Domingo High School, and It is up to the best buds to show Larry how much he means to them and his classmates. Also, Parker and Mikey are dating twins.    

A Eulogy for Ann.

Dr. Norman Pankow is back. This time he is begging Miss Musso for a job. He swears he’s a changed man, but when the buds catch wind of Pankow’s true intentions, they hatch a plan to beat the Dr. at his own game.

Here's a deleted scene from last week's podcast episode we did with Troy Slaten and it's chock full of geekery!

Jerry Steiner…is a man in love. After gathering the courage to ask his crush out, and scoring his first date, Jerry is desperate to have Parker and Mikey there to guide him through. SPECIAL GUEST ALERT: Troy Slaten is back with us for this one!

When Mikey Randall starts riding with a new biker gang, he finds himself on the wrong side of the law. A misplaced code of honor has him obstructing justice and he faces jail time. Mikey is on a head-on collision with juvenile detention and it’s up to Parker to help him change his course.

DUDE! Chip and Chris realize they got it backwards... Turns out Meatloaf is the poor man's BJ Barie! We talked with the actor behind BADGE.

What happens when the insatiable eating machine, Larry Kubiac, becomes a millionaire and suddenly has access to anything and everything his heart (and stomach) desire?

A forged love letter sparks an unlikely romance between Miss Musso and Dr. Pankow and everything's coming up roses for Parker and the buds… at first. When Parker finds out Pankow has an ulterior motive for his wooing of Grace, he must find a way to break the news to her… without breaking her heart.

Parker Lewis is a man in love. In Haley Madison, he’s met a girl who challenges him, seduces him…and overwhelms him. As his new relationship consumes him, Mikey and Jerry are left to fend for themselves.

Jerry’s duties as a best bud are suffering due to his latest obsession: Video Games. When he drops the ball on tutoring Kubiac, Parker decides it’s time to have an intervention. Meanwhile, a visit from her mother causes Miss Musso to lose her administrative mojo.