Andrew Schultz aka Mr. Goody Two Shoes and Joseph Huggins aka OldManHuggie Discuss:

Therapy Questions:

1.) If your life had a closing credits song, what genre would it be and who’s featured on it?

2.) Would you rather know which memory will be your last or which memory will be your favorite?

3.) Would you rather have one question answered by the universe or one emotion deleted permanently?

4.) Would you rather break one habit instantly or gain one talent effortlessly?

Topics:

House votes to approve release of the Epstein files : NPR:

https://share.google/TtWl8OT0IUeHpzkYu

Loose wire on ship may have led to Baltimore bridge collapse, report says:

https://share.google/JpxtqV0BIeqA9XLte

Ex-boxer Goran Gogic's NYC drug trial is upended by an alleged plot to bribe a juror with $100,000 | AP News:

https://share.google/xg6XbBcxs3W4F6ZYY

Mohammed bin Salman Goes To America:

https://apnews.com/article/media-trump-saudi-arabia-epstein-khashoggi-mbs-6cb0300433689c914250e475c4ae8483?utm_source=copy&utm_medium=share

Music Provided By: Mr Goody Two Shoes

Andrew Schultz aka Mr. Goody Two Shoes and Joseph Huggins aka OldManHuggie Discuss Their 200th Episode, Therapy Questions, and Current Events.

All Questions and Links Provided Below.

Music Provided By Mr. Goody Two Shoes

Therapy Questions:

1.) Would you rather everyone you meet think you’re flirting or think you’re networking?

2.) Would you rather get therapy from a chatbot with perfect advice or a human who just nods well?

3.) Would you rather your smart home start giving unsolicited pep talks or relationship advice?

4.) Would you rather have dreams you can sell or memories you can rent out?

Topics:

Trump wants new Commanders stadium to bear his name | AP News:

https://share.google/YunfgzZija1QJbtxD

Cryptoqueen who fled China for London mansion jailed over £5bn Bitcoin stash:

https://share.google/KPBhbu3zZqx7vpT9o

Trump pardons Rudy Giuliani and others, official says | AP News:

https://share.google/zqJhlnYHG8FwU7BPX

Andrew Schultz aka Mr. Goody Two Shoes and Joseph Huggins aka OldManHuggie Discuss:

Therapy Questions:

1. ​Would you rather your anxiety play elevator music or death metal?
2. ​Would you rather have your aura read by a raccoon shaman or your chakras balanced by a Roomba?
3. ​Would you rather join a cult that worships a talking crystal or one that only communicates through karaoke?
4. ​Would you rather meditate in an open-plan office or brainstorm in a sweat lodge?

Topics:

1. ​ Billionaire Bunkers:

https://share.google/JIkxoVrL9pjiehxB1

1. ​ Elections wrap up:

https://www.bbc.com/news/articles/cy40qx532e0o

1. ​ Ukrainian computer game-style drone attack system goes ‘viral’:

https://apple.news/AvQv3OuBuRFyzxpcEidn_7g

1. ​ FAA Cuts:

https://www.politico.com/news/2025/11/05/faa-to-throttle-back-flights-in-parts-of-the-us-as-shutdown-worsens-air-traffic-controller-shortages-00638346

1. ​ Jewels update:

https://www.npr.org/2025/11/01/nx-s1-5594194/suspects-charged-louvre-jewel-heist-paris

Andrew Schultz aka Mr. Goody Two Shoes and Joseph Huggins aka OldManHuggie Discuss:

Therapy Questions:

1. ​Would you rather be invisible but only when crying, or able to fly but only when having a panic attack?
2. ​Would you rather all your shoes squeak like a rubber duck or your clothes rustle like potato chip bags?
3. ​Would you rather do breathwork with Jeff Bezos or cold plunges with Elon Musk?
4. ​Would you rather every team meeting start with a group hug or a synchronized scream?

Topics:

NBA starts review of policies after gambling-related arrests of Rozier, Billups | AP News:

https://share.google/aTGXaZZZ91HTBqcq0

Dozens of US states sue Trump over halting Snap food stamp:

https://share.google/33W4QluPhwwxlVFVn

Want to opt out of using AI? It's easier when AI has to be labeled NPR:

https://share.google/zfugjoKt5a06NovSc

3i atlas: 3I/ATLAS to reveal itself to Earth on October 29 and are we safe? Here's how close will interstellar object come to earth, can it be seen with naked eye, visibility and observation tips - The Economic Times:

https://share.google/fQLHSwNRadQYG82qP

Music:

“Let Them Eat Nothing” by Mr. Goody Two Shoes

Andrew Schultz aka Mr. Goody Two Shoes and Joseph Huggins aka OldManHuggie Discuss George Santos aka Best Friend Of The Pod Getting Pardoned By Donald Trump, Mr. Goody’s Poker “Comeback”, Joseph’s One Big Beautiful Fence, Therapy Questions, A Gen-Z Led Coup In Madagascar, OpenAI Introducing Pornography and Explicit Content To ChatGPT’s Adult Users, The $102 Million Louvre Gem Heist, and Much More.

Therapy Questions and Article Links Below

Music Provided By Mr Goody Two Shoes

Therapy Questions:

1.) Would you rather your therapist be your guardian angel or your devil’s advocate?

2.) Would you rather your happiest memory be fake or your worst memory be fabricated and implanted?

3.) Would you rather your pet be able to talk but only about your flaws, or your partner be able to read your thoughts but only the embarrassing ones?

4.) Would you rather every time you looked in a mirror, a version of you blinked a second late, or whispered, “not yet”?

Topics:

George Santos Is Home:

https://www.npr.org/2025/10/20/nx-s1-5579580/trump-commuted-the-prison-sentence-of-george-santos-a-look-at-how-it-happened

Military says it has seized power in Madagascar after president moves to 'safe place:

https://share.google/q1FRTpW7QBSQgn92z

OpenAI boss says ChatGPT will soon allow erotica for verified adults:

https://share.google/7zuXt90UlTCxpgDTT

Stolen Gems and Jewels:

https://bbc.com/news/articles/cj9722wlmj7o

In this week’s courtroom of chaos, Andrew Schultz aka Mr. Goody Two Shoes and Joseph Huggins aka OldManHuggie examine how Pam Bondi found herself back in the political hot seat as Democrats question whether the DOJ’s been weaponized against Trump’s foes. But don’t worry, it’s not all subpoenas and soundbites.

We break down why truck drivers are suing Mark Sanchez, how illegal border crossings hit a 50-year low, and what in the hell a “Groyper” actually is. Plus, this week’s Therapy Questions force us to choose between whisper-shouting for life and eating dinner with gardening tools.

Justice may be blind, but this episode sees it all.

Therapy Questions and Article Links Below

Therapy Questions:

1.) Would you rather only be able to whisper-shout or shout-whisper for the rest of your life?

2.) Would you rather live in a house that A faintly of onions or constantly hear faint elevator music?

3.) Would you rather only be able to drink liquids out of baby bottles or eat solids with gardening tools?

4.) Would you rather be haunted by every person you’ve ghosted, or every person who ghosted you?

Topics:

Democrats press Bondi over concerns DOJ is being weaponized to target Trump’s foes : NPR

https://share.google/zN7lVaXYsyPz7OTYm

Truck driver sues Mark Sanchez, Fox after violent fight | AP News:

https://share.google/GPnN0mpyItj06tJfT

Illegal US-Mexico border crossings hit lowest level in over 50 years:

https://share.google/nmlaDMIAqqVTI1OOD

What are Groypers Groypers - Wikipedia:

https://share.google/9dc5nUCL17S45VyV0

Andrew Schultz aka Mr. Goody Two Shoes and J

Therapy Questions:

1. ​) Would you rather upload your consciousness into a computer forever or let your body die naturally with no afterlife?

1. ​) Would you rather wake up each day with a different identity in a different life, or live forever as yourself but in total isolation?

1. ​) Would you rather live in a utopia where you’re thhm h. H. Hmn e only unhappy person, or in a dystopia where you’re the only happy person?

1. ​) Would you rather have to say “I love you” at the end of every sentence or loudly sigh before speaking?

Topics:

Live updates: US government on brink of shutdown after last-ditch Senate vote fails - BBC News:

https://share.google/598KQXDvOGkblsxTz

Tilly Norwood, an 'AI actor,' stirs outrage in Hollywood | AP News

https://share.google/1pu5F1z0w3wQiwjcR

Scientists create human eggs via in vitro gametogenesis : NPR:

https://share.google/5qLlmgNchYp56cV8h

Who was Thomas Sanford, the Michigan shooting suspect | CNN:

https://share.google/m7yMFv7SxttulmdY1

Andrew Schultz (aka Mr. Goody Two Shoes) and Joseph Huggins (aka OldManHuggie) are back with another wild ride on Talk Shit or Get Off The Pod. This week, the boys kick things off with some mind-bending therapy questions.

From there, it’s straight into the chaos: Jimmy Kimmel’s show return getting blocked by Sinclair and Nexstar, TikTok going apocalyptic with talk of the Rapture, a wild Graceland fraud scheme targeting Elvis Presley’s family, and of course, Trump offering his bizarre Tylenol parenting advice.

It’s the perfect mix of laughs, hot takes, and “did they really just say that?” moments. Buckle up, Episode 194 has it all: books, crooks, and questionable looks.

Music Provided By: Mr. Goody Two Shoes

Therapy Questions and Articles Provided Below

Therapy Questions:

1. ​Would you rather see how every choice you didn’t make played out, or erase the knowledge of every bad choice you did make?
2. ​Would you rather your laughter sound like screaming or your crying sound like maniacal laughter?
3. ​Would you rather face your greatest fear once a week or never feel fear again but lose the ability to feel joy?
4. ​Would you rather your therapist secretly be an AI trained on your internet history or your diary from middle school?

Topics:

Kimmel’s show to return, but Sinclair and Nexstar will continue to keep it off their ABC stations | CNN:

https://share.google/dBvOlO6XeslHKHJlY

The Rapture:

https://apnews.com/article/rapture-end-times-evangelical-christians-tiktok-e7d065520186503a6223ee12df1f02dd

Graceland fraud: Woman gets more than four years for trying to defraud Elvis Presley's family:

https://share.google/K1jqU51y1KtZClBU6

Trump's Tylenol advice: What should parents do? : Shots - Health News : NPR:

https://share.google/KMkfnk5lp1mlpnKAI

Andrew Schultz aka Mr. Goody Two Shoes and Joseph Huggins aka OldManHuggie Discuss:

Therapy Questions:

1. ​Would you rather know the exact date of your death or the exact cause of your death
2. ​Would you rather relive your worst day on repeat for a year or skip a year but lose every memory of it?
3. ​Would you rather be best friends with your past self at 13 or your future self at 80?
4. ​Would you rather dream only nightmares but wake up refreshed, or dream only paradise but wake up exhausted?

Topics:

Quan Millz is out to make a buck, one street lit book at a time :

https://share.google/hXxHJ9qbeZGH5vpB3

White House denies Trump's alleged birthday message to Epstein is authentic - BBC News:

https://share.google/ScdlQn1jsUl532Rd2

White House expresses disapproval of Israel's strike on Hamas in Qatar : NPR

https://share.google/PtlG4a6pKJzo05ESy

An errant moose dubbed Emil fascinates residents in northern Austria | AP News:

https://share.google/WUSR0kdhTHkp9sCRc

Andrew Schultz aka Mr. Goody Two Shoes and Joseph Huggins aka OldManHuggie Discuss:

Therapy Questions:

1. Would you rather be trapped in a mall where every store only sells mannequins of yourself, or in a zoo where every animal has your face?

2. Would you rather your dreams be directed by Tim Burton or your nightmares be narrated by Dr. Seuss?

3. Would you rather your laugh sound like a chainsaw or your sneeze sound like a flute solo?

4. Would you rather only be able to drink liquids out of baby bottles or eat solids with gardening tools?

Topics :

1. Texas man charged with murder in shooting of child playing doorbell prank https://share.google/nLv4Ksa2EwuPxot8U

2. Germany's far-right AFD suffers series of candidate deaths ahead of local vote:

https://share.google/f38HpbQhGmMIKHAYz

3. Trump will move Space Command to Alabama, out of Colorado : NPR https://share.google/K6EuO4KKjLY6OdCfK

4. Bolivia's lightning-struck 'miracle tree' draws pilgrims to La Paz | AP News:Bolivia's lightning-struck 'miracle tree' draws pilgrims to La Paz | AP News

Andrew Schultz aka Mr. Goody Two Shoes and Joseph Huggins aka OldManHuggie Discuss Life, Therapy Questions and Articles All Provided Below.

Therapy Questions:

1. ​Would you rather relive your most embarrassing karaoke performance or your most awkward first kiss?
2. ​Would you rather your therapist’s office be a bouncy castle or a haunted house?
3. ​Would you rather eat spaghetti with your hands or soup with a fork forever?
4. ​Would you rather every handshake be a thumb war or every hug be a tango?

Topics

Taylor Swift and Travis Kelce's relationship timeline | AP News:

https://share.google/UawdvPilAzI2AfIi9

Cracker Barrel scraps new logo after backlash:

https://share.google/mt7kZySPjHuqu8QzO

Researchers and others raise the alarm about AI deadbot advertising : NPR:

https://share.google/SbMkC5KmjDiN1JZ43

Trump moves to ban flag burning despite Supreme Court ruling that allows it | AP News

https://share.google/hXVSbkinjiJLxQw25

Andrew Schultz aka Mr. Goody Two Shoes and Joseph Huggins aka OldMan Huggie Discuss

Therapy Questions:

Would you rather every time you laugh, you float six inches off the ground, or every time you cry, it rains for five minutes?

Would you rather your dreams be broadcast live on YouTube or your internet search history printed in the local paper?

Would you rather everyone you meet immediately knows your most recent purchase or your last text messages.

Would you rather only be able to run backwards or walk on tiptoes forever?

Topics:

DC Takeover:

https://apnews.com/article/posse-comitatus-act-washington-national-guard-california-19e7fcb0a3b4c026741f9fd7bfb8b15f

ASL?

https://www.npr.org/2025/08/12/nx-s1-5499539/aol-dial-up-ending

Wtf is a Labubu

https://www.cbsnews.com/losangeles/news/30000-stolen-labubu-dolls-recovered-san-bernardino-county/

https://www.npr.org/2025/06/18/g-s1-72939/what-is-labubu-pop-mart-explained

Andrew Schultz aka Mr. Goody Two Shoes and Joseph Huggins aka OldManHuggie Discuss:

Therapy Questions:

1. ​Would you rather fight a raccoon with boxing gloves or a goose with nunchucks?
2. ​Would you rather swap bodies with your pet for a week or swap phones with your ex for a day?
3. ​Would you rather wear clown shoes to every job interview or a full cape to every first date?
4. ​Would you rather only speak in sarcastic tones or only in motivational quotes?

Topics:

Texas Gerrymandering

https://bbc.com/news/articles/cx2q7egqrpdo

Marjorie Taylor Greene calls for George Santos' prison sentence to be commuted | AP News:

https://share.google/OlWcqCObK2416p2rW

A zoo in Denmark asks for pet donations to feed predators | AP News:

https://share.google/bpJVvou8MFu3ERH92

Trump threatens DC takeover after attack on ex-DOGE worker | AP News:

https://share.google/lBklZckNBL2OTBEjf

Andrew Schultz aka Mr. Goody Two Shoes and Joseph Huggins aka OldManHuggie Discuss

Therapy Questions:

Would you rather get a free lifetime supply of therapy but your therapist is always slightly judging you, or pay $200/session but they think you’re a genius?

Would you rather your laugh sound like a goat or every time you cry it sounds like a kazoo?

Would you rather only be able to communicate through interpretive dance or puppet shows

Would you rather get therapy from a clown or give therapy to your childhood teddy bear (who talks back)?

Topics:

Trump says Maxwell interview ‘appropriate’ amid Epstein uproar : NPR:

Coldplay kiss camera saga shows how public public space can be | AP News:

https://share.google/RrYCH2edhD8O82jHS

Cosmic first: Scientists spy the birth of planets outside solar system | AP News:

https://share.google/7L4kgYEG0rbWn9I7c

Black Sabbath's Ozzy Osbourne dies, weeks after farewell show:

https://share.google/rLWBRFtVXO0olruN7

Therapy Questions:

1. ​Would you rather be stuck in a group therapy session with your exes or your childhood bullies?
2. ​Would you rather poop confetti or burp glitter for the rest of your life?
3. ​Would you rather never be able to lie again or have everyone always think you’re lying?
4. ​Would you rather confess your darkest secret to a room of strangers or hear your crush’s thoughts about you, unfiltered?

Topics:

My Under fire, Pam Bondi brushes aside questions about her handling of Epstein files : NPR:

https://share.google/iyxjeNVV3evFVgx18

US Department of Defense awards contracts to Google, Musk’s xAI | CNN Business:

https://share.google/VgHMAPjQmWQpzo3m9

Life after Death:

https://apple.news/A1b6fV3sHQkOFkqvGCQQ3yw

Trump launches probe into Brazil's 'unfair' trade practices

https://share.google/uyzxRQ0upF4JKReBa

Andrew Schultz aka Mr. Goody Two Shoes and Joseph Huggins aka OldManHuggie Discuss Traffic School Wins, Updates On Diddy, Visiting Jurassic Park, Climate Change vs Asteroid, Our Favorite Pair of Shoes Growing Up, The Epstein List, Texas Floods, Deadly Mushroom Murders, and Shoes Back On At The Airport

Therapy Questions and Links Below

Music by Mr. Goody Two Shoes

Therapy Questions:

1. ​Diddy Talk
2. ​Would you visit a dinosaur park island
3. ​What do you think our biggest threat as a species is?
4. ​What was your favorite pair of shoes growing up?

Topics:

No List:

https://www.bbc.com/news/articles/cm2m879neljo

Texas Floods:

https://www.bbc.com/news/articles/cx23ye0xnnyo

https://www.cnn.com/weather/live-news/texas-flooding-camp-mystic-07-08-25-hnk

Deadly Mushrooms:

https://apnews.com/article/australia-mushroom-poisoning-murder-trial-76e33e5e3f1d39bd331d2bca248de8b2

No Shoes, No Problem:

https://abcnews.go.com/US/tsa-end-shoes-off-policy-airport-security-screening/story?id=123556295

Andrew Schultz aka Mr. Goody Two Shoes and Joseph Huggins aka OldManHuggie Discuss The Sean “Diddy” Combs Trial, Subsidies For Electric Vehicles, A.I. Regulation, Ghosts, The “Big Beautiful Bill”, Buy Now Pay Later Loans, Drake’s Lawsuit Against United Music, and Fake Dentists.

Therapy Questions and Article Links Below

Therapy Questions:

1. ​Diddy Talk
2. ​Should we have gov subsidies for Ev cars
3. ​Should we have A.I regulations
4. Have you ever seen a ghost?

Topics:

On to the next stop. BB BILL:

https://www.bbc.com/news/articles/clyzzzdj15vo

Buy now pay later loans

https://apnews.com/article/fico-score-buy-now-pay-later-6accd61da7b34c09407f5bdb0ac3100d

Drake Lawsuit:

https://www.themirror.com/entertainment/celebrity-news/drake-kendrick-lamar-umg-lawsuit-1238384

Fake Dentists are a problem:

https://www.bbc.com/news/articles/c20pj38gyeqo

Andrew Schultz aka Mr. Goody Two Shoes and Joseph Huggins aka OldManHuggie Discuss Giving Their Life For Another Person, The Terrifying Easter Bunny, The U.S. Bombing Iran, The Prosecution Rested In The Diddy Trial, Mimd Reading A.I. Helping Paralyzed People, and Much More.

Therapy Questions:

1. ​Would you risk your life to save another person?
2. ​What were you afraid of the most as a kid?
3. ​You are offered a free 500 sqr ft apt and dont have to pay rent. You aren't allowed to move or sleep anywhere else for 25 years. Do you take it?
4. ​What is your least favorite food?

Topics:

Exclusive: Early US intel assessment suggests strikes on Iran did not destroy nuclear sites, sources say:

https://apple.news/AwdC1W8SNQ0am-01QL-ComQ

Prosecution Rests Case in Sean Combs Trial as Defense Plans No Witnesses:

https://apple.news/AMoT568H4ReWjbVFzKILzLg

Mind-reading AI turns paralysed man's brainwaves into instant speech:

https://apple.news/AEVlT7YZdQGOfBi6Gc58-0w

Andrew Schultz aka Mr. Goody Two Shoes and Joseph Huggins aka OldManHuggie Discuss America World Police, Elon Musk On Drugs, Mythical Creatures, Advanced Civilizations Millions of Years Ago, The Trump Cellphone, The War Between Israel and Iran and Much More.

Therapy Questions:

1. ​What do you think is worth its weight in gold?
2. ​Is it America's job to be the world police?
3. ​Is Elon Musk on drugs?
4. ​What mythical animal do you wish was real or believe is real?

Topics:

This bold theory says we're not Earth's first advanced civilisation

If an advanced civilisation lived on Earth millions of years ago, would we be able to tell?:

https://apple.news/AqGUEfUv8TPqNa_5JlXDl5g

Trump Cell Phone Plan made in the USA?

https://www.bbc.com/news/articles/cjrld3erq4eo

Iran - Israel:

https://apnews.com/article/hypersonic-missiles-iran-israel-03b2480bbc4562d0e9713aad411dc063

In A Special Edition Of The Podcast: Andrew Schultz aka Mr. Goody Two Shoes Channels His Inner Sean Evans and Interviews Cohost Joseph Huggins aka OldManHuggie During A Hot Ones Style 10 Hot Sauce Gauntlet Provided By Melinda’s. This Is Not The Episode To Miss!

“This summer… the only thing hotter than the sun is their damn mouths.”

Hot Saucy Boy Summer

Rated R for Reckless Takes and Excessive Sweating

Melinda’s: https://melindas.com

Interview Questions:

1. ​Joseph, I did some digging… is it true you once had a Touchdown Dance called “The Chicken Wing” and if so, what was going through your head at the time of celebration?
2. ​If your life had a warning label like a hot sauce bottle, what would it say and why
3. ​You’ve always been the guy who speaks his mind. Have you ever found that trait worked against you?
4. ​Everyone’s got that one moment in life they wish was caught on camera. What’s yours
5. ​Imagine you’re offered your dream career tomorrow, but you have to give up Topanga, Do you take the deal?
6. ​Who’s someone you envy—but in a weirdly specific way?
7. ​If the public only knew one thing about what it’s really like to co-host this podcast with you, what do you wish it was?
8. ​Which failure or rejection in your life ended up shaping you the most — and how long did it take before you could see it that way?
9. ​Give me your most controversial take that has nothing to do with politics — something you believe that would start an argument at a dinner party?
10. ​You’re sweating, your lips are numb, and I’ve got one final question: If you could give your younger self a single sentence of advice—one that would actually stick—what would you say?