This is the audio-only version of our best-of wrap-up video-episode. now available on youtube! well, just that one episode. not like.... yeah, you know what i mean

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After narrowly escaping another week of civil war in America and attempted war in Venezuela, we have a full plate of transforming robots on our ... plate. Starting with our headliner big baller shot caller top cheese program:
   Super-God Masterforce (超-神 マスターフォース) [1988]
After that, we finish the Battle for Cybertron with parts 3 & 4 of Chapter Three in:
   Bumblebee Cyberverse Adventures [2020]
Then, we finally, maybe, probably finished the absolute last webisode of:
   Cyberworld [2025]
On top of all that we talk expensive drugs, Buddhist philosophy, our favorite right-wing youtubers, and our least favorite authors. Oh and i almost forgot - we get deep with the issues of loyalty & betrayal in our recap of issue Nº 27 of the ongoing series:
   Skybound's The Transformers comic [2025]
Walk with us through the great shining path of giant robot corpses

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Our Sears are in danger this week, as we investigate the mysteries of the great missing mall and the Director of War's missing NFL Peace Prize. We attempt to solve these, and other timeless enigmas, by watching episodes 3 & 4 of:
   Super-God Masterforce (超-神 マスターフォース) [1988]
Immediately following that brand new series, we begin a brand new chapter - Chapter Three. Specifically, parts I & II of Battle for Cybertron, this week in:
   Bumblebee Cyberverse Adventures [2020]
After that, stay tuned for what may be the creepiest PSA we've watched so far, as well as some of the Billboard top 40 singles of 1988! Listen in for structured conversation, sincere questions, and consequential topics. We talk TV. You talk some TV? 

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Ayatollah Khomeini is supreme leader, Billy Ocean's Get Out of My Dreams is #1 on the charts and the SF 49ers are on their way to winning the Super Bowl - the year is 1988 and we are beginning a brand new saga of robots & the humans who love them in:
   Transformers: Super-God Masterforce (トランスフォーマー 超神マスターフォース) [1988]
Then we wrap up the Power of the Spark with the last two episodes of chapter two over on:
   Transformers: Cyberverse [2019]
and bring it alllll home with what we hope & assume is the last episode ever of:
   Transformers: Cyberworld [2025]
We also give our own PSA about the danger turkeys posed this year and make fun of the hired goons running the administrative state in our country. There's no overall conclusion, but the participants seem to enjoy their shared experience

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Grab your coffee and settle in 'cause we’re talking inter-presidential fellatio and trump’s new crush, Zohran Mamdani!

We talk over the finale of and say goodbye to
   Transformers: The Headmasters (トランスフォーマー ザ☆ヘッドマスターズ) [1987-1988]
with three final episodes of absolute glory. Then we're charging ahead with a single episode of
   Cyberverse [2019]
which will continue for at least another season or two.
The controversy over seed oils rages on, we get a little background on Floro Dery and we outrun a train! We don't learn anything but we don't get hurt too bad either, i suppose

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This week we learn about the gross history of the dakko-chan. To get a sense of a contemporaneous American view, we read a racist Time magazine article from 1960 about a racist doll which was apparently incredibly popular for far longer than it should have been. Which is never. 
Oh, and we also talk over the penultimate episodes of:
  The Headmasters [ザ☆ヘッドマスターズ] (1988)
And check in on how Starscream is doing in the clink over on:
  Cyberverse (2019)
On top of that we make a bunch of crude and juvenile jokes about something very unfunny we heard not involving Bill Clinton & a certain best-president-ever. We also learn how to breathe in a car on fire underwater and Forrest recaps issue 26 of: 
  Skybound's The Transformers (2025) 
ongoing comic series! Currently on a run by Robert Kirkman & Dan Mora and it is AWESOME
    




[link to the article in case the hyperlink doesn't work]
https://time.com/archive/6872262/japan-dakkochan-delirium/

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The Master Sword is in danger on  
  The Headmasters (ザ☆ヘッドマスターズ) [1988]
and the Autobots are scrambling to protect it. Luckily, Talking Over Transformers is here to provide essential commentary nobody asked for. Followed by 2 more episodes of
  Cyberverse [2019]
which everyone asked for! Then there's probably a PSA or something.
We get into the mysteries of JFK and the arteries of RFK. We talk about last week's news, we watch Transformers, we take quizzes written by AI, we watch more Transformers .... 
So much stuff happens and it's all fun

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Always coming in a day late and way more than a dollar short - Talking Over Transformers presents our annual Halloween episode!

This year we look at a couple spooky episodes of G1👻🤖  We also find a creepy episode of Rescuebots and several other things guaranteed to raise your hair & put a chill in the air. And also robots.  We love the holiday so much we just couldn't skip it, even if it came late. Hey, The Simpsons put out Halloween episodes in November too sometimes! 

Enjoy some left-over candy & this left-over podcast🍬

It won't rain all the time ....

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This week we risk our lives for Earth and learn that life can be sacrificed for peace on Earth, all thanks to: 
  The Headmasters (ザ☆ヘッドマスターズ) [1988]
We then continue the story of Starscream being an absolute maniac in:
  Bumblebee Cyberverse Adventures [2019]
And we watch what is for some reason an obligatory episode of:
  Cyberworld [2025]
Somewhere along the way we talk politics & current events and find old commercials on the internet. We ask each other which toys we wish we could buy, we talk about video games from the 90s, we mention comics... So much stuff happens. 


this podcast is haunted, ya know

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We say goodbye to  - not one - but two main characters in this week's episode. Both of them falling in
  Transformers: The Headmasters (トランスフォーマー ザ☆ヘッドマスターズ) [1988] 
We continue to keep our word by watching two more episodes of
  Transformers: Bumblebee Cyberverse Adventures [2019]
then it all goes downhill with 5 minutes of
  Transformers: Cyberworld [2025]
and back up to the top where we're left wantin' more after talking over a G.I. Joe PSA ... or two

And of course as always - we also parler about current events, the anger in our hearts and the toys in our lives

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Here it is:
  Transformers: The Headmasters (トランスフォーマー ザ☆ヘッドマスターズ) [1987]
that's the main thing. Then we talk over 2 episodes of 
  Transformers: Cyberverse [2018]
but who knows what's going on with that show. 
Along the way we get sponsored by Diaclone, learn how dangerous lightning is, review toys and comment on recent events in Amerikkka. You may even find a chuckle in there somewhere! Go ahead - try something new this week why don't ya

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What are any of us doing? Nothing is certain. There is ultimately no point in anything. Words only have as much meaning as the person saying them is willing to ascribe. No one is promised anything but pain & that's what we get and what we deal out. Time is not a luxury item. Every breath we take brings us closer to death and suffering consumes us. Is there anything waiting in the future? Well ... One thing i can tell you with certainty is that this episode of this podcast contains 
 Transformers: The Headmasters (トランスフォーマー ザ☆ヘッドマスターズ) [1987]   and
 Transformers: Cyberverse [2019]
inasmuch as we talk over episodes of these shows while we start our day and discuss how we feel about the last week. Along the way we might watch a PSA brought to us by the Action for Children's Television, take a quiz, get in a physical altercation, take a nap... It's gonna be a show - that we can assure you!

alright

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We're all feeling our state-mandated emotions as we process the events of the last week, and we're fairly burning to watch more:
 Transformers: The Headmasters (トランスフォーマー ザ☆ヘッドマスターズ) [1987]
 Transformers: Cyberverse [2019]
 Transformers: Cyberworld [2025]
We talk over all that then talk some more!

We talk about the right-wing response to one specific act of violence, while they ignore every single instance of government-sanctioned violence committed on the streets of America every day. We talk about toys we either want or already own. We continue to wonder where the epstein files are. We learn EVEN MORE fire safety tips. We get serious about comedy and we make jokes about tragedy. We even open a bakery on this episode!

Try it - we worked really hard on it!

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Another installment of
 Transformers: The Headmasters (トランスフォーマー ザ☆ヘッドマスターズ) [1987] 
to calm our nerves after an aboslutely insane week in America. Events occurred but i can't say any more than that or i'll be taken to a CIA black site. 
Then we travel alllll the way back in time to the
 Transformers: Cyberverse [2018]
for some CGI fun!
And finally, in order to remain topical and relevant in the modern world, we get caught up on the latest 
 Transformers: Cyberworld [2025]
but don't really pay attention because it's not that great and the episodes are released all out-of-order.
Plus we ramble on for a while about toys and check to see if anything interesting has happened in the news in the last week. 

That's our podcast & we're sticking to it

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We recorded this a little later in the day this week and therefore we welcome you to our 1st StonedCast! Live! From my couch! ...Which means we space out alot and do lazy editing but otherwise it's the same. 

But hey! we still got 
Transformers: The Headmasters (トランスフォーマー ザ☆ヘッドマスターズ) [1987]
Transformers: Cyberverse [2018]
Transformers: Cyberworld [2025]
all that to talk over! So it's gonna be fun!!!!! Take a gummy, sit back and really absorb the sterling voice acting in Headmasters. 

buy the ticket - take the ride. or don't. whatever, live your life

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There's excitement in the air as we contemplate a trumpless world ... Only to be disappointed, as always. Thankfully we have
Transformers: The Headmasters (トランスフォーマー ザ☆ヘッドマスターズ) [1987]
to brighten our dark spirits. 

This episode is all about the master of shadows, Scorponok! We got Scorponok figures, Scorponok episodes in English, other Scorponok episodes also dubbed in English, Scorponok-branded merch... We cannot get enough Scorponok around here!

We also talk over Cyberverse from 2018 and the brand new Cyberworld newly released in 2025. Plus we make fun of RFKJR, forget about our quiz and contemplate an existence that doesn't so closely resemble hell. 

Get you summ!

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shows talked over include:

Transformers: The Headmasters (トランスフォーマー ザ☆ヘッドマスターズ) [1987]
Transformers: Cyberverse [2018]
Transformers: Cyberworld [2025]

Of course we also talk about trump, resisting fascism, the world around us and that stupid Instagram contest. We also watch a PSA and get tricked into filling out a survey. 

Get down in the mud & roll around with us!

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This episode is jamf***ingpacked with robots! 

Headmasters! Cyberverse! Skybound! PSA! Contest! Quiz!

Plus we talk about what toys we got last week and express disappointment in our Democratic representatives.

Listen to it. It's good for you!

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Welcome to our third installment of Headmasters (1987) and Cyberverse (2018)

And welcome to our surprise guest hosts!

On the invisible dinner table this week is certain con event news, the goober who shot up the CDC, the toys we got and I'm sure Nixon comes up at some point. 

Let's all get wrapped up into this together! 



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Heading headlong into Transformers: The Headmasters [トランスフォーマー ザ☆ヘッドマスターズ] (1987) AND a classic episode of The Transformers (1985) AND the newest computer-animated short thing - Transformers: Cyberworld (2025)

And if all that wasn't enough we also discuss the mysterious missing Epstein files, wait for World War 4 and fail miserably in the weekly quiz! We do not, however, talk about which toys we got this week.

We sincerely hope all of this is at least slightly better than disappointing for you. 
Eat up!



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