This week, Kate and Christina are visited by none other than J. KENT (not Barnhart)! All mysteries are revealed, and they discuss living, non-blonde Rebeccas, bone knives, and sign-off fingers.

This week, Kate and Christina go through simultaneous holiday panic and hangovers, discuss lady conductrixes, the many things you can do with ham, AV club social skills, and where to keep your reserve weapons.

This week, Kate and Christina aver that J. Kent is DEAD TO US. They also hide knives (just in case), do some listener-question role play, discuss how libraries work, develop some really good ad lines, and get blocked for being silly gooses.

This week, Kate and Christina discuss the great claymation studio rivalry, villains in their favorite holiday films, Navidad pop-ups, and tips on how to shut down stupid questions online.

This week, Kate and Christina are joined by surprise special guest Jonathan Wier, and discuss Thanksgiving cooking mishaps, whether multitasking is real, religious chiropractors, buried food trauma, and Dante's Hallmark Christmas journey.

This week, Kate and Christina dip their toes into AI imagery and online pharmacies, recount vasovagal adventures, and extend a formal invitation.

This week, Kate and Christina discuss current memes on past oral events, things you cannot keep in your pantry, tasseled Christmas presents, and personal ads to date relatives of assassinated presidents.

This week, Kate and Christina talk about what happens when you mix hard alcohol and show tunes, call-in radio soup stories, spooky Halloween pop-ups, and an innovative swimming technique: the one-armed chop-chop.

This week, Kate and Christina welcome special guest, the newest Food Network STAR Erin Luttrell, and they discuss the fondant finger incident, debate the best accompanying starch for chili, and dish the tea about this season's Holiday Baking Championship!

This week, Kate and Christina discover that they are the worst sleuths, receive a very sharp gift, identify a new J. Kent suspect, and relive some 5th-grade trauma!

This week, Kate and Christina celebrate their 69th episode by debating whether they would with baby food pancakes (mixed) and Dixie pies (mixed), cocktails at the Witch's Castle (hard would) and what to bring to a potluck (spoiler alert: it's Old English Cheese, beer and cigarettes.)

This week, Kate and Christina discover Eggs Goldenrod, invite a regional expert to discuss New Jersey meats worth fighting about, and debate mayonnaise, Ranch dressing, pumpkin pie spice, and other basic bitch delights.

This week, Kate and Christina discuss things their tongues like, pickle-making mishaps, compare their favorite knife drawings, and use the internet to look things up for their listeners.

This week, Kate and Christina discuss surprise cheese curds, Jersey pork roll, how to host (and what to serve) a fugitive, and end with a little fall food porn.

This week, Kate and Christina debate audience participation (part 873), kissing don'ts, polka cover songs, and the best ceviche vessels.

This week, Kate and Christina salivate over powdered mashed potatoes, buy-one-get-one knife specials, and when you just need that 12-inch latte.

This week, Kate and Christina discuss sanchos in all their meanings, enchiritos and other portmanteaux, duck tongues, pickle slushies, and upscale stadium cuisine. With special MINI GUEST, prolific Superbowl commercial actor and KAN MEX authority Josh Meyer!

This week, Kate and Christina talk about the only good reason to miss rehearsal (decapitation), facts that are too fun for meeting new people, and being accountability heroes.

This week, Kate and Christina talk about getting into bar fights, determine whether "I AM LAAT" means anything, and wax poetic about life revolving around asparagus's timeline.

This week, Kate and Christina discuss signs that you've joined a cult, bible book aesthetic, beach-club-meets-night-club fashion, and secret rooftop patios.