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Tech: Off-topic
Mike Elsmore
26 episodes
1 hour ago
Interested in Technology, Development, and all the random stuff around it? So are we! This podcast is the sidebar discussions that you'd normally hear at a tech event but broadcast over the internet for all to enjoy. I'm Mike Elsmore and I'll regularly be hosting guests talking about the culture and community in technology circles, the tech itself, and have a giggle along the way. To see it live head to https://twitch.tv/ukmadlz at 3 pm UK time every other Friday.
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Interested in Technology, Development, and all the random stuff around it? So are we! This podcast is the sidebar discussions that you'd normally hear at a tech event but broadcast over the internet for all to enjoy. I'm Mike Elsmore and I'll regularly be hosting guests talking about the culture and community in technology circles, the tech itself, and have a giggle along the way. To see it live head to https://twitch.tv/ukmadlz at 3 pm UK time every other Friday.
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Episodes (20/26)
Tech: Off-topic
DevRel, DevEx and Video All The Things with Jake Ward

A first for Tech: Off-topic, our resident internet denizen Mike Elsmore gets to interview Jake Ward (https://x.com/Jacobmward), the CEO of Data Protocol (https://dataprotocol.com/).


Mike learned how Jake came up with the idea for Data Protocol, how he started it, and what it does. They also chatted about Developer Experience and learning and Developer Relations in general.

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1 year ago
1 hour 18 minutes 13 seconds

Tech: Off-topic
Multitenancy, nerdom, and down with capitalism (even though it's how we earn money) with Ollie Read (@ollieread)

Hello 2024, it's Tech: Off-topic here! Mike (⁠⁠⁠https://twitter.com/ukmadlz⁠⁠⁠ ⁠https://mastodon.social/@ukmadlz⁠) has brought in Ollie Read (⁠⁠⁠⁠https://twitter.com/ollieread https://phpc.social/@ollieread) to talk tech and what's happened recently. However, that barely happens and the tangents are strong. We end up talking about:

  • Multitenancy in software (you can ask Ollie about that all you want)
  • RGB & Camera stuff (thanks to tech difficulties)
  • Gundam, Warhammer, and hobbyist "plastic crack"
  • Corporations and patent fights https://news.sky.com/story/apple-watch-to-lose-feature-after-us-court-reinstates-sales-ban-over-patent-dispute-13050692
  • Super rich (plenty of tech money) spending lots of money to build a city... https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2024/jan/17/tech-billionaire-new-city-plan-california-forever-san-francisco
  • Pothole robots https://news.sky.com/story/hertfordshire-worlds-first-pothole-preventing-robot-to-hit-roads-in-test-rollout-13045036

This episode has plenty of side quest adventures so enjoy the chaos

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1 year ago
1 hour 21 minutes 15 seconds

Tech: Off-topic
Stuart Langridge (@sil) is a true wonder of the world, off-topic is default setting!

Mike (⁠⁠https://twitter.com/ukmadlz⁠⁠ https://mastodon.social/@ukmadlz) and co-host Jim (https://twitter.com/secondej https://phpc.social/@SecondeJ) gather for the first time in a while and are joined by Stuart Langridge (https://twitter.com/sil https://mastodon.social/@sil https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stuart_Langridge). The usual variety of social tech chat goes truly off the rails to the point where it's more teachable moments than tech discussion. But some of what we cover is:

  • Elon is against Chat GPT 4+ https://www.digitaltrends.com/computing/pause-ai-development-open-letter-warning/
  • Don't deploy on Friday horseshit is BACK https://twitter.com/allenholub/status/1637111242610610182?t=EBkSZzQ6-zVpZ0I5lC4s4g&s=19
  • Dilbert
  • Twitter outage two weeks ago was because they fired everyone with access to mint certs https://izzodlaw.com/@IzzoD/110001516908481048
  • You can't avoid politics in tech sometimes https://twitter.com/AlyssaM_InfoSec/status/1637383087020548096

The topics list was a lot longer, and this is all we got to. I think we hit a new level of off-topic with this episode, so enjoy.

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2 years ago
1 hour 23 minutes 10 seconds

Tech: Off-topic
The one where Jim got replaced with Diana

Mike (https://twitter.com/ukmadlz) couldn't bring Jim with him to Japan so we replaced him with Diana (https://twitter.com/dianasoyster) and she was the best co-host/guest you could ask for! The one is a truly off-topic session, so much so that we didn't actually follow many of our starter points. But we did cover:

  • Bidets
    • Vending machines
  • VR influence to save the virtual world https://www.bbc.com/news/newsbeat-64862006
  • Mushroom clothes! https://www.bbc.com/news/business-64810935
  • Robot restaurant servers
  • Square watermelons
  • Parking garage elevators
  • Driving system

Enjoy the truly random conversation we had, we enjoyed having it

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2 years ago
1 hour 18 minutes 14 seconds

Tech: Off-topic
What the heck does international tomato trolling have to do with time shares?

Mike (https://twitter.com/ukmadlz) and Jim (https://twitter.com/secondej) are at it again, did you miss the tangential chat? The odd directions the conversation goes in this episode are truly off-topic, but our starter topics are:

  • Trongate, the legendary new PHP Framework
  • New Relic is hiring! That was an expensive mistake
  • ChatGPT Articles and Avatar 2 gaslighting - https://twitter.com/MovingToTheSun/status/1625156575202537474
  • Google wants people to share a desk -  https://fortune.com/2023/02/23/google-returning-staff-share-desks-partner-maximize-office-space-tidiness-expectations-rotational-model/
  • The tomato thing is real - https://www.itv.com/news/2023-02-24/europeans-mock-uk-shoppers-over-tomato-shortage-but-is-brexit-to-blame
  • What on EARTH did Purple Bricks DO https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/business-64678984
  • 15-minute cities are a MARXIST CONSPIRACY

And the usual off-topic tangents.

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2 years ago
1 hour 42 minutes 19 seconds

Tech: Off-topic
Big biz has been weird this month, let's talk about it

Mike (https://twitter.com/ukmadlz) and Jim (https://twitter.com/secondej) missed a few weeks due to life but they're back talking about some of the weird and terrible things that have happened in software land:

  • Twitter turning off the API with a week to spare https://www.theverge.com/2023/2/2/23582615/twitter-removing-free-api-developer-apps-price-announcement
  • Netlify buys Gatsby https://thenewstack.io/netlify-acquires-gatsby-its-struggling-jamstack-competitor/
  • Netlfix canning shared passwords https://news.sky.com/story/revealed-how-netflix-plans-to-stop-you-sharing-your-password-12800510
  • More layoffs, this time PayPal with 2000 and Pinterest with 150
  • Jamstack man all over promoted Twitter
  • Microsoft is doubling down on OpenAI https://blogs.microsoft.com/blog/2023/01/23/microsoftandopenaiextendpartnership/
  • Amazon closing AmazonSmile, one of the actually good things they’ve ever done https://www.aboutamazon.com/news/company-news/amazon-closing-amazonsmile-to-focus-its-philanthropic-giving-to-programs-with-greater-impact
  • Dyson has made headphones with an air purifier… and you WILL look stupid https://www.dyson.co.uk/newsroom/overview/news/march-2022/dyson-zone-announcement
  • Ring doorbells are terrible for onboarding

And the usual off-topic tangents.

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2 years ago
1 hour 31 minutes 42 seconds

Tech: Off-topic
New year, same noise, but it is shenanigans

Mike (https://twitter.com/ukmadlz) and Jim (https://twitter.com/secondej) start the year with shenanigans, and the usual madness covering:

  • Mastodon rejecting funding https://technology.inquirer.net/120533/mastodon-rejects-funding
  • Tech salaries https://mastodon.online/@chaosmonster/109545607020550255
  • CES provides https://www.digitaltrends.com/mobile/loreal-brow-magic-eyebrow-printer-ces-2023-news/
  • Salesforce ELT wouldn't understand Slack https://fortune.com/2023/01/05/leaked-slack-all-hands-meeting-reveals-a-strong-culture-clash-and-growing-rift-with-parent-company-salesforce/
  • AWS nuclear layoffs https://www.theregister.com/2023/01/05/tech_workers_in_the_firing/

And the usual off-topic tangents.

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2 years ago
1 hour 28 minutes 46 seconds

Tech: Off-topic
TikToks, Tantrums, Leaks, and some Christmas Cheer with Steve Goode & Christopher Miller

Mike (https://twitter.com/ukmadlz) couldn't get Jim to come to play, so instead dragged along Chris Miller (https://twitter.com/ccmiller2018) and Steve Goode (https://twitter.com/sociablesteve1) to keep me company during this holiday episode:

  • Myspace Tom to replace Elon Musk https://comicbook.com/gaming/news/myspace-tom-twitter-elon-musk-ceo-position/
  • SBF got out of jail for $250m https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/business-64068810
  • LastPass leak https://arstechnica.com/information-technology/2022/12/lastpass-says-hackers-have-obtained-vault-data-and-a-wealth-of-customer-info/
  • TikTok reading data from Journalists https://www.theverge.com/2022/12/22/23522808/tiktok-journalists-data-accessed-bytedance-internal-audit
  • Twitter to have public view counts https://www.searchenginejournal.com/twitter-adds-public-view-counts-to-tweets/475185/
  • Pokemon Samsung Accessories https://www.androidpolice.com/pokemon-samsung-accessories/

And the usual off-topic tangents.

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2 years ago
1 hour 18 minutes 57 seconds

Tech: Off-topic
Generative AI, Perpetual Late Stage Capitalism, and Naruto Running: A Conversation with guests Julia Biro and Eli Holderness

Mike (https://twitter.com/ukmadlz) and Jim (https://twitter.com/secondej) drag along Julia Biro (https://twitter.com/juliadoesthat) and Eli Holderness (https://twitter.com/EliHolderness) for a genuinely unruly and off-topic conversation. Any yes, one of the topics did generate the title of this episode:

  • Was anything interesting from DevRelCon?
  • That new OpenAI chatGPT bot
  • Lensa and its considerations
  • New Pokemon called Spidops in the Scarlet/Viole
  • Raspberry Pi managed to hire some nutter - https://twitter.com/adacable/status/1600830256780570626
  • Literal killer robots - https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/technology-63883235

And the usual off-topic tangents.

Bonus content: Mike did in fact break the chair and hurt himself https://twitter.com/EliHolderness/status/1601239042967801862

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2 years ago
1 hour 24 minutes 11 seconds

Tech: Off-topic
Some spice and odd takes on events and open-source with Alistair Hey

Mike (https://twitter.com/ukmadlz) and Jim (https://twitter.com/secondej) have our usual chat and pseudo spicy takes, this episode with guest Alistair Hey (https://twitter.com/alistair_hey), and cover:

  • Modern Frontends Live!! https://dylanbeattie.net/2022/11/22/modern-frontends-2022.html / https://www.cassie.codes/posts/modern-frontends/ / https://dev.to/thisisjofrank/my-experience-of-modern-frontends-conference-1cgg
  • Going through a lovely bit of MongoDB marketing fluff https://www.theregister.com/2020/11/25/mongodb_marketing_movie_dross/
  • Black Friday. Really. Is it a thing anymore here
  • "The backend shouldn't exist" - Conversation with bootcamp mentees
  • Hive to replace Twitter (and mastodon) https://www.businessinsider.com/twitter-competitor-hive-social-run-by-24-year-old-founder-2022-11?r=US&IR=T
  • Linux Foundation pays Linus 1.6 mill a year

And the usual off-topic tangents.

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3 years ago
1 hour 17 minutes 35 seconds

Tech: Off-topic
Every topic ends with Elon Musk and special guest Luke Browne

A quick note to start, sorry about the audio... teething problems with the new kit

Mike (https://twitter.com/ukmadlz) and Jim (https://twitter.com/secondej) have our usual chat and weird humour, this episode with guest Luke Browne (https://twitter.com/lukebrwne), and cover:

  • The regular cycle of layoffs
  • Finding some amusing takes about Musk’s Twitter bin fire
  • THE BRITISH GOVERNMENT ATTEMPT TO LAUNCH ON DISCORD, RESULTS ARE HILARIOUS https://kotaku.com/uk-britain-treasury-discord-government-bullied-tories-1849787589
  • Evernote has been bought!!! EVERNOTE! Remember that? https://www.engadget.com/evernote-bending-spoons-acquisition-201505825.html
  • Maybe Sam Bankman-Fried, if we can be arsed with crypto shit https://www.forbes.com/advisor/investing/cryptocurrency/ftx-declares-bankruptcy/
  • HelloFresh accused of using coconut milk obtained from monkey labour https://futurism.com/the-byte/meal-kit-hellofresh-monkey-labor
  • VR kit that kills you if you die in VR https://www.vice.com/en/article/dy7kbq/palmer-luckey-made-a-vr-headset-that-kills-the-user-if-they-die-in-the-game

And the usual off-topic tangents.

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3 years ago
1 hour 29 minutes 25 seconds

Tech: Off-topic
We predicted the future and discussing how some companies are just plain stupid

Mike and Jim have our usual chat and weird humour, this time we give our take on:

  • PHP gets a new web server, built-in Go! https://github.com/dunglas/frankenphp
  • Hey, pop the cloud, move to physical infrastructure
  • Pulumi get busted papering themselves all over Hashiconf
  • Canonical’s interview process - I’m sure we never discussed this and it came up recently
  • No Man’s Sky drops another enormous update. How are Hello Games making money
  • First Github Copilot litigation has arrived, as predicted on Tech: Off Topic.
  • The price of a Bratwurst and a beer at the Birmingham Christmas Market

And the usual off-topic tangents.

We did attempt to stay clear of politics…

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3 years ago
1 hour 20 minutes 57 seconds

Tech: Off-topic
Something got burnt in the Oven.sh and reaffirming the Internet is a weird place to be

Mike and Jim have our usual chat and weird humour, this time we give our take on:

  • Oven.sh “grind” culture https://twitter.com/oven_sh/status/1562248121656102914 (thread after deleted tweets https://twitter.com/oven_sh/status/1562248122633314304)
  • Build a city with your GH contributions because why the hell not https://honzaap.github.io/GithubCity/
  • https://twitter.com/ID_AA_Carmack/status/1562104562219196416 wtf John Carmack is at Meta
  • FN Meka dropped by Capitol Records https://edition.cnn.com/2022/08/24/entertainment/fn-meka-dropped-capitol-records-cec/index.html
  • Because Excel https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/892919315395903578/1012513522313343057/unknown.png
  • Max headroom Chicago takeover https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Max_Headroom_signal_hijacking
  • Best tech swag

And the usual off-topic tangents.

PS Sorry Mike's mum for the introduction

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3 years ago
1 hour 24 minutes 8 seconds

Tech: Off-topic
Tech tangents, memes, and a sprinkling of shiny new PHP

Mike and Jim have our usual chat and dark humour moments, but this time we also chat about interesting new tech.

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3 years ago
1 hour 15 minutes 23 seconds

Tech: Off-topic
Buns and sports ball! Things are interesting here in Brum

Mike Elsmore & Jim Seconde can't help but talk about the commonwealth game, but we also have takes on bun.sh, latest layoffs, and evil corp.

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3 years ago
1 hour 8 minutes 10 seconds

Tech: Off-topic
No crypto but plenty of tech bad takes
Mike Elsmore & Jim Seconde chat about all the things that have been happening in the tech space recently.
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3 years ago
1 hour 28 minutes 46 seconds

Tech: Off-topic
Chatting about tech built on blockchain and a giggle along the way with Matt from RippleX

This is episode was an awesome chat with Matt Hamilton who is the Principle Developer Advocate from RippleX. Our chat covered his route into his current role, including the home experiments that got him to Ripple, as well as Mike learning a lot about Ripple and the XRP Ledger.

If you want to be part of the live recording and give opinions and ask a question, please just head to https://twitch.tv/ukmadlz and join the conversation.

If you have anything you'd like to follow up, or you'd like to be a guest at a later date, feel free to reach out to me on Twiter at https://twitter.com/ukmadlz

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3 years ago
1 hour 32 minutes 36 seconds

Tech: Off-topic
What happened to the community and life around us with Hannah & Andy from Fusion

I had the amazing chance to have a nice chat with Hannah Jones & Andy Jones from The Fusion Group, you may have heard of a little thing they run called Fusion Meetup. During this chat, which we kept relatively short, we covered recruitment, the community in and around Birmingham (our shared city), and some of the transition for people working in tech over the last year or so.

If you want to be part of the live recording and give opinions and ask a question, please just head to https://twitch.tv/ukmadlz and join the conversation every other Friday at 3pm UK time.

If you have anything you'd like to follow up, or you'd like to be a guest at a later date, feel free to reach out to me on Twiter at https://twitter.com/ukmadlz

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4 years ago
1 hour 26 minutes 14 seconds

Tech: Off-topic
Where databases, web monetisation, music, and a lions mane meet with Simon Metson

In this episode Tech: Off-topic, Mike Elsmore has Simon Metson, VP of Engineering at EDB get ever so nostalgic and then the conversation gets interesting. An amazing conversation unfolds talking about music, web monetisation (if interested check out https://coil.com/), and building stuff.

If you want to be part of the live recording and give opinions and ask a question, please just head to https://twitch.tv/ukmadlz and join the conversation every other Friday at 3pm UK time.

If you have anything you'd like to follow up, or you'd like to be a guest at a later date, feel free to reach out to me on Twiter at https://twitter.com/ukmadlz

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4 years ago
1 hour 15 minutes 56 seconds

Tech: Off-topic
Tinkering with things on the internet with Marcus Noble

In this episode of Tech: Off-topic, Mike Elsmore has Marcus Noble, Principle Systems Engineer at Elsevier on for a conversation about tinkering. Over the course of the conversation we talk, home setups, IoT, Smart Home tech, and all roads seem to lead to a Kubernetes conversation.

If you want to be part of the live recording and give opinions and ask a question, please just head to https://twitch.tv/ukmadlz and join the conversation every other Friday at 3pm UK time.

If you have anything you'd like to follow up, or you'd like to be a guest at a later date, feel free to reach out to me on Twiter at https://twitter.com/ukmadlz

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4 years ago
1 hour 11 minutes 15 seconds

Tech: Off-topic
Interested in Technology, Development, and all the random stuff around it? So are we! This podcast is the sidebar discussions that you'd normally hear at a tech event but broadcast over the internet for all to enjoy. I'm Mike Elsmore and I'll regularly be hosting guests talking about the culture and community in technology circles, the tech itself, and have a giggle along the way. To see it live head to https://twitch.tv/ukmadlz at 3 pm UK time every other Friday.