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Thank God you're not my child..!
Donna Kay Miether
106 episodes
1 day ago
Heyhey Welcome to THANK GOD YOU'RE NOT MY CHILD..! Where I talk about WHATEVER I WANT.... The means, WHAT THE FUCK has happened to people these days.? Respect no longer is popular.... So LET'S CHAT....
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Heyhey Welcome to THANK GOD YOU'RE NOT MY CHILD..! Where I talk about WHATEVER I WANT.... The means, WHAT THE FUCK has happened to people these days.? Respect no longer is popular.... So LET'S CHAT....
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Thank God you're not my child..!
Retail Therapy was made by the Devil..! #isaidwhatisaid

Retail therapy might offer a temporary "new" sensation, but it's fleeting. I used to pour money into things just to chase that feeling, only to find it gone with the cash. A period of financial constraint taught me that material possessions can't truly fill that void. God opened my eyes to the truth: real fulfillment comes from within. Have you considered seeking that "brand new, shining feeling" through His word instead of shopping? I found it by immersing myself in scripture. It's a powerful, lasting joy. Stop squandering the gifts God gives you. Consult Him before every purchase. #doitlady


Thank you for all the emails. Some are quite eye-opening. Parenting is challenging.


Email: thankgodyourenotmychildpodcast@yahoo.com


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1 day ago
23 minutes 50 seconds

Thank God you're not my child..!
Who is that pulling up..? STATE INSPECTOR, not to be confused with INSPECTOR GADGET..!

The ruff stories about having a State Licensed Child Care maybe some fun stories was added.. Before you get licensed for child care. Check out all the RULES, they are many and have to be followed. I think it is 100 worth it yet that can make you think twice after a few inspections were done. Work Work Work we do all the work for THE KIDS. The dust on your stove top to the spider webs under the FRIDGE, Seriously it is needed for the kids. So let us all remember, Do what you have to do... Paperwork Sucks by the way... Do it anyway LADY... So Go Open Your Own IT IS EASY REALLY..!

These New Stickers are THE BOMB if I say so..

Thank you for all the emails you stalkers are keeping me reading..

Please Go follow all Socials ; Thank God you're not my Child..!

Thank You Again

Queenofcrazyhouse

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1 week ago
27 minutes 24 seconds

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Devil be GONE..! I am NOT doing that again..!

When my life took a difficult turn, I had to acknowledge that my actions were the cause. I reflect on how to overcome negative experiences and focus on the positive ones. This was not an easy journey, but through faith, I was able to move past the difficult times. Throughout my 56 years, I've made regrettable choices, and I am not proud of them. It took me seeking guidance from God to find understanding. I have been forgiven. What difficult experiences are you working to forgive yourselves for? I prefer not to know, as I have enough of my own. Let us come together in prayer and allow God to heal our painful memories. May God assist us.

Life has been very busy lately. Thank you for all the messages. My son is doing well with one foot. I am also working on new stickers, so keep an eye out for them.

Please follow all of our social media accounts. Thank God you're not my child!

Thank you again.

Remember, God is in control.

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2 weeks ago
24 minutes 41 seconds

Thank God you're not my child..!
The bottom line..! START with GOD the Fishline will be sweet..

Can not tell you how many times I have heard " my child would NEVER..!" Only for them to understand YES Your child did. Most likely because they have watched another person around them act or do the same thing.. We need to look at ourselves to learn about our kids.. Yes I said it. We train our kids our to a great humans. Not an Rude asshole, like an adult in their life..

Learning to take care of our own actions will help us treat people better, just think about it. We use our good words and actions it rubs off, why wouldn't the bad attitude..

Stop turning your GIFT'S FROM GOD into little assholes.

Your Child does do that. Take responsibility for their actions. You are teaching them..

Please follow all socials : Thank god you're not my child..!

Thank you for the emails. Please email for stickers at : thankgodyourenotmychildpodcast@yahoo.com

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3 weeks ago
25 minutes 8 seconds

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Why Church..? Blah Blah Blah Why Not..?

Why church..? I would ask WHY NOT.. Church isn't a building.. Come listen to my Blah Blah on this. Then Go FIND YOUR CHURCH... We need to make God's KINGDOM BIGGER..! Jesus TOLD Us TOOOOOOO...


Thank you to all the listeners. We ae heading to Episode 100 next week.. WWWOOOOHHHoooooo

Listener Stories next week 4 different stories getting policed... lol

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Remember Go to God First..

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1 month ago
22 minutes 44 seconds

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"I will pray for you..!" BUT DID YOU..?

While exploring TikTok, I came across an intriguing post about Atheist Dyeing Words, which was quite thought-provoking. It led me to contemplate how I can center God in my life. I've started with prayer, which is my current focus, and I am praying constantly, considering the how, why, and when.

Let us GET THIS GOING>>>> PRAY PRAY PRAY

Thank you to everyone who sends emails; they truly brighten my day. Please keep them coming! You can reach me at thankgodyourenotmychildpodcast@yahoo.com.

Follow us on all social media platforms as Thank God you're not my Child.

We are also working on some new stickers, and they look to be fantastic!

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1 month ago
21 minutes 39 seconds

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YOU are making your kids into little picky booty heads... #isaidwhatisaid

To all daycare providers, parents, and indeed all individuals: Let's stop creating overly selective eaters. I stand by this statement. With over 30 years of experience in childcare, I can confidently say that children need to understand the concept of a diverse diet. Allowing children to consume only 5-6 food items is a failure on our part as parents. As a daycare provider, I often faced challenges with both parents and children. The most difficult task was consistently saying "no." This episode explores the methods I used to create my own menu, all while maintaining grace.


I would like to express my gratitude for all the emails and messages I have received. Sometimes, that's all I need. Retirement has its challenges, but I am busy finding new activities and sending out stickers in the mornings.


Episode 100 is rapidly approaching, and I am accepting listener stories until the very last moment. Share your stories! #Doitlady


Please follow me on all social media platforms: Thank God you're not my child!

Donna k

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1 month ago
24 minutes 42 seconds

Thank God you're not my child..!
Driving Mr. Clift … Crazy Stories from the road... (I am a GOOD DRIVER..!)

Driving Mr. Clift has become a passion of mine. I never considered myself a skilled driver, but I have come to realize that I am. There were several personal challenges I had to overcome to fully appreciate this experience. These challenges were so deeply ingrained in my self-perception that I had to introspect and make significant changes.


Stories from the road: We recently experienced an accident in Tyler, TX. Please keep those involved in your thoughts and prayers.


Thank you to everyone who has reached out with messages and emails. We appreciate your support!


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Share your stories with us via email: thankgodyourenotmychildpodcast@yahoo.com

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1 month ago
24 minutes 7 seconds

Thank God you're not my child..!
Child Care Ratios are needed.. Crazy ways you can be out of ratio... #isaidwhatisais

Having a home child care business can be a real struggle. Why make things harder on yourself? Why do we have Child/Teacher ratios? Do you understand why? There are things we can do as child care providers that can technically put yo out of ratio.. BE SMART and get your head out of your butt... These little gifts from God you are taking care of are NOT YOURS... They are worth more than being LIVE on THE INTERNET.. I said what I said... YOU ARE WRONG if you do not agree...

email : thankgodyourenotmychildpodcast@yahoo.com

Thank you for all the emails Keeps me laughing..

Please make comments I love chatting

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Stickers are going out in the a.m.


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1 month ago
27 minutes 5 seconds

Thank God you're not my child..!
800,000 Water Beads.. Lord Have Mercy..!

Let's talk about all the fun we had during daycare with Queen of crazy house... From over 800,000 water beads to Shaving cream MESSY FRIDAYs... Parenting fail " My kid would NEVER do that..!' Most common thing a daycare parent will say.. Because Their child is PERFECT.... " Hello mother Mary, I guess..?" Thank you for all the emails.. The stories are crazy and fun all at the same time...

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  • Stickers are going out in the am..
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2 months ago
25 minutes 8 seconds

Thank God you're not my child..!
Take that STAND.... !!! Read and LISTEN...! Then DO...!!

Wow, to say that the world has changed is an understatement. It's a must-do: stand for God, no questions asked. The ways God has changed my heart in the last five years have been nothing short of a miracle. I was once on a path of worldly destruction, but no more. Listening needs to be the strongest thing I do these days. Learning that just because I wanted something doesn't mean that want is from God.

Go listen then THINK HARD.... it is all between you and GOD... #DoitLady lol

Thank you for all the emails. I love reading them.. Keep the stories coming... Episode 100 is LISTENER STORIES...

email : thankgodyourenotmychildpodcast@yahoo.com

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Stickers are going out in the am...

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2 months ago
25 minutes 16 seconds

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Everyone is WELCOME = ONLY IF...!

The last two weeks have been a horrible display of human unkindness. I felt so much pain from the hurt inflicted by my friends. Praying has been my only solace, seriously. I never thought I would be ostracized because of my faith. Maybe I didn't do enough... Maybe I didn't show God's love enough...? When God wants you to move on, it will happen one way or another. I'm so happy I was able to experience that in my life. God is good. Thank you for all the emails. Stickers are going out in the AM. Follow all socials = Thank God you're not my child..! Queenofcrazyhouse.....

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2 months ago
22 minutes 20 seconds

Thank God you're not my child..!
Crazy ass teenagers, hold on was that ME..??

Crazy Ass teenagers... Always getting in trouble.. Could it be just NORMAL , head up the ass teen..?, Funny stories and WTF moments from the past.. What are young kids thinking of these days? Way more than I was when I was little... From consequences of WHAT to Ok... Just Life..

Thank you for all the emails

Retirement has been hard yet reading your emails makes my days better...

Email : thankgodyourenotmychildpodcast@yahoo.com


Stickers are getting mailed tomorrow...

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2 months ago
21 minutes 54 seconds

Thank God you're not my child..!
Lessons from my LITTLE STALERS and WTF Moments.. !

A few stories from my Crazyhouse .. The kids taught me over the years just as much as I taught them.. Some WTF moments mostly with THE Parents of course.. Parents are more of problems than the kids MOST the time.. You know I am right..!

Wonderful Sweet stories also.. Daycare can not always be horrible, we would not keep doing it..

Thank you for all the mesages about my Son. He is doing as good as possible.. Pain is big, Yet ......GOD IS BIGGER...

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Fun things going on over there.... Crazy we are

Come be a LITTLE STALKER..


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3 months ago
21 minutes 51 seconds

Thank God you're not my child..!
My Daycare was for my LITTLE STALKERS... (maybe I played Also)

When a child walks into your childcare that child should BE SO IMPRESSED they want to STAY... I started from nothing, and getting to where I retired was a lot of learning. From way to many toys to the wrong ones.. Lessons that I have learned over 30 years in child care... The Crazy House was THE PLACE.

How do you think of child care..?

Once again Thanks for all the emails and DM's

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If you are THE COLOR that had the nasty mouse in your kitchen.... YOUR ARE GROSS

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3 months ago
21 minutes 33 seconds

Thank God you're not my child..!
Traveling Alone is SWEET.... Seriously Hard IT WAS

Traveling alone has always been one of my NO NO . Learning that doing things alone helps make me a stronger person..

So DO IT ..... Flying alone was one of my last things to do alone. I thought I was going to die, yet I was able to keep it, as in ME under control.. Long waiting lines... Hurry up and WAIT moments... Lots of Crazy Funny moments..

So listen then GO DO.... Let me know how it goes..

Thank you for all the DM's and emails

My Son is one less foot yet STRONGER THAN EVER...

Thank you for the gifts... I will give his address if you want... lol

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Look for some SWEET INFOMATION coming soon..

More Work for me More stories for you...

#walkwithme


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3 months ago
24 minutes 17 seconds

Thank God you're not my child..!
I think I lost my GOAL in LIFE...!?! Laziness INCOMING...

I can I find a New Goal in life.. Retirement problems..

Thinking of how we we look at laziness as a bad thing, IT IS... '

We should be teaching Self Care from a young age.. This episode I go all over the page with LAZINESS problems.. Enjoy

Thank you for all the emails.. It helps to keep me busy... lol

SO EMAIL ME at : thankgodyourenotmychildpodcast@yahoo.com

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4 months ago
20 minutes 19 seconds

Thank God you're not my child..!
Cute little asshole with $200 backpack.. DON"T BE THAT PARENT..

I do think parents these days are trying to buy their child popularity.. Or maybe if their child looks like they have MONEY people with like them more.. How about teaching your child to make good choices.. How to shop, and what is a NEED and a WANT.. So much money just to LOOK like you have it all together.. Get a life..

Life get hard sometimes. We much keep our eyes on the positive..

Thank you for the emails

The new knees are doing great.. Life could be better only if I had a place ON THE MOON..

Please Follow all socials : Thank God you're not my Child..!

Mailing stickers out in the am... Working on new Eat Shit stickers.... lol Best way to say EAT SHIt is with a cute sticker...

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4 months ago
22 minutes 16 seconds

Thank God you're not my child..!
Little Human Assholes ( still love them)

listener stories... I tell the stories of 3 families that have cute little asshole kids... Yes, it is ok to call your kid that.... Maybe not to their face, until they are teenagers.. lol

Fun stories I am sure you have similar stories,

.. YOU DO … WE ALL DO...

Email me at : thankgodyourenotmychildpodcast@yahoo.com and thankgodyournotmychildpodcast@yahoo.com Yes you UNDERTAND...

I LOVE MY HUMAN ASSHOLES..LOL

Thank you for all the emails ... My knees are WONDERFUL..

Follow on all socials & 5 star Review..

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4 months ago
22 minutes 33 seconds

Thank God you're not my child..!
Alphabet in the DIRT..... OH MY .. That school list...

Oh my the school list sure have become crazy.. I have words for this... Your child learning is the most important thing.. If your child has a $200 backpack but can not read..? You need to #bebetter Take your child to the freaking library or outside with the dirt... They can write ANYTHING in the DIRT...

Asking your child's teacher WHY..? Is ok..

Can not believe it is almost August already. MY BIRTHDAY MONTH... LOL 56 Glorious years..

Thank you for all the emails You peeps have some amazing stories.. NEXT WEEK I will have a few crazy stories from listeners.. GOOD TIMES.


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Stickers are going out today... watch your mail boxes.. SNAILMAIL

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4 months ago
23 minutes 13 seconds

Thank God you're not my child..!
Heyhey Welcome to THANK GOD YOU'RE NOT MY CHILD..! Where I talk about WHATEVER I WANT.... The means, WHAT THE FUCK has happened to people these days.? Respect no longer is popular.... So LET'S CHAT....