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The Blue Machine
Aaron Cartwright, Thomas Hatton, Robert Moore
47 episodes
1 hour ago
The positive, the negative and the realistic - the ramblings of 3 lifelong Birmingham City fans delivered to you in podcast format
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The positive, the negative and the realistic - the ramblings of 3 lifelong Birmingham City fans delivered to you in podcast format
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The Blue Machine
Beau Brummie & The Poison Alien Jizz

The Blue Machine are back for an international break pod, discussing the last couple of games - proving that we don't only pod when we are winning:

  • Millwall High to Boro Low
  • All Time Best XI?
  • The Start of Good Things to Come?
  • Players as Indian Dishes

Plenty of laughs littered throughout this weeks episodes, so sit back, listen / watch & enjoy.

Thanks to Barrington Decor for their continued support of the pod.

#KRO #BCFC #FEA

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1 week ago
1 hour 31 minutes 17 seconds

The Blue Machine
It's A Long Long Road....

We are back with all 3 of us in attendance, as we bring you the breakdown on:

  • Hull - What Went Wrong?
  • What to do in Preston
  • When Does a Pot Become a Pan?
  • The Effects of Pineapple Juice....

As always, it's great to be a full compliment of optimism, realism & pessimism and we hope you enjoy listening.

Thanks to our sponsor Barrington Decor for their continued support of the pod.

#KRO #BCFC #FEA

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1 week ago
1 hour 46 minutes 31 seconds

The Blue Machine
Ping Pong Balls, Buglers & AMEX Platinum

The Blue Machine are back this week with Tom & Rob home from their travels, and it's a top episode as we discuss:

  • Bristol Blues to Pompey Pandemonium
  • Is Ducksch the One?
  • Momentum for Millwall
  • Rob's AMEX Platinum
  • A Question on Ping Pong Balls...


A really fun episode filled with positivity and laughs - you can tell we won can't you!

Thanks as always to sponsor Barrington Decor, for their continued support of the pod!

#KRO #BCFC #FEA

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1 week ago
1 hour 41 minutes 42 seconds

The Blue Machine
Derby Days, Pirates & The OSC

With the International Break coming to a welcomed back end, we are joined in the studio by Vice Chair of the BCFC OSC, Paul Delves. Enjoy the listen as we talk:

  • Best Away Days
  • Favourite Blues Moments
  • Pirates & Champagne Truffles
  • The Blue Machine On The Rise


It was great fun having Paul along for the ride, and we hope you enjoy this one.

Thank you to Barrington Decor for their continued support of the pod.

#KRO #BCFC #FEA

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1 month ago
1 hour 28 minutes 10 seconds

The Blue Machine
David Stockdale's Walkers Multipack

At the start of another International break, we are back in the studio covering off:

  • Sheff Wed / Wrexham Reviews
  • Will Kyogo Come Good?
  • Open House Invites
  • Top Crisp Selections

This one was another fun one to record, with plenty of laughs and insightful Blues chat.

Thanks to our pod sponsor Barrington Decor for their continued support.

#KRO #BCFC #FEA

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1 month ago
1 hour 40 minutes 47 seconds

The Blue Machine
Will We Ever Win (Away) Again?

The lads are back with a shorter than usual episode this week, with Tom pulling a part time shift and Rob having no camera (tinpot we know), but we cover:

  • A lacklustre Coventry defeat
  • The balance of the squad
  • How do we put things right?
  • The fanbase

With another international break on the horizon, we will be back next week talking through this weeks games.

Thanks as always to our sponsor Barrington Decor for their continued support of the pod.

#KRO #BCFC #FEA

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1 month ago
57 minutes 30 seconds

The Blue Machine
Everyone Loves To Be Milked

The Blue Machine is back in the normal swing of things, as we bring you this weeks episode where we discuss:

  • 3 well earned points against the Swans
  • Tom's player by player review
  • What to do in Coventry (aside from not visiting)
  • TV shows that are definitely NSFW


We hope you enjoy this one, as it was a blast recording it.

Thanks as always to our sponsor Barrington Decor, for their continued support of the pod (even if the money never reaches the correct bank account).

#KRO #BCFC #FEA

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1 month ago
1 hour 21 minutes 52 seconds

The Blue Machine
Missing: Big Hairy Arsed 6ft Something Striker

The Blue Machine are back with an interim pod, ahead of returning to the normal start of the week scheduling. After a mix of the International Break plus conflicting schedules, the boys discuss:

  • Stoke loss - what went wrong?
  • Does the squad have enough firepower?
  • Where do we go from here?
  • Will we evolve to not require pubic hair?

We hope you enjoy this stop gap episode, and we will be back very soon with the next edition of the pod.

Thanks to Barrington Decor for the continued support of the pod.

#KRO #BCFC # FEA

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2 months ago
1 hour 4 minutes

The Blue Machine
Corn Exchange Table 235

The full compliment of Blue Machine members are back, fresh from the Corn Exchange in Leicester after Friday nights defeat. We thrash out:

  • What Went Wrong at Leicester?
  • Transfer Talk
  • Fans Overreacting?
  • Should Tom Book That Turkey Treatment?


We hope you enjoy this one as much as we enjoyed being back together recording it.

As always, thanks to our sponsor Barrington Decor for the continued support.

#KRO #BCFC #FEA

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2 months ago
1 hour 49 minutes 21 seconds

The Blue Machine
The Limbdon Dykes Appreciation Society

The Blue Machine are back in action, minus The Realist who is on international duty in Lanzarote. However we have a much more glamorous co-presenter filling in coming in the form of the frequently mentioned Vinicius Jadeior, and we discuss:

  • Sheff Utd & Blackburn Dubs
  • Limbdon Dykes Big Contributions
  • Mitrovic Done Deal?
  • How Deep Is Your Love?

Another great pod to record, and hopefully just as good a listen - with some fresh female tones to grace your ears!


Thanks as always to our sponsor Barrington Decor for their continue support of the pod.

#KRO #BCFC #FEA

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3 months ago
1 hour 32 minutes 9 seconds

The Blue Machine
Bill Clinton's Centre Circle Saxophone

The Blue Machine are back with a full compliment of members, as The Pessimist returns from his holidays to bring his trademark negativity to the chat. A jam packed episode where we discuss:

  • Ipswich Town Review
  • The Americanization of Blues
  • Where Do We Strengthen?
  • Drinking From Bath Taps

This was a fun one to record, and we hope you enjoy listening.

The Blue Machine are proudly sponsored by Barrington Decor, who we thank for their continued support of the pod!

#KRO #BCFC #FEA

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3 months ago
1 hour 48 minutes 22 seconds

The Blue Machine
Don't Forget To Put Your Bins Out, You Gimps

The Blue Machine is back! The season is upon us and we are here to preview it - albeit Rob-less with him sunning it up in Fuerteventura. However we have our sponsor Jon aka Barrington Decor on board to discuss:

  • Pre-Season Review
  • Where Should We Strengthen?
  • Ipswich Preview
  • Extended Questiontime

We hope you enjoy this first episode back, and we can't wait to be back next week discussing more things Blues.

#KRO #BCFC #FEA

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3 months ago
1 hour 41 minutes 10 seconds

The Blue Machine
The Blue Machine - The Gimps Are Back

After 2 months out of the studio, we are back with a pre-season round up so far - catching up on all of the Blues content that's come to light since we were last in your ears:

  • The Sports Quarter Transport Approval
  • Beautiful Merch & Kit
  • A Plethora of Quality Signings
  • The Season Ahead

We hope you enjoy this one, as we ready ourselves for the 25/26 season!

Sponsored as always by Barrington Decor, the decorator you could never afford

#KRO #BCFC #FEA

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4 months ago
1 hour 30 minutes 14 seconds

The Blue Machine
Enjoy Your Summer, You Gimps

For the final time this season, The Blue Machine brings you an extra long episode to take you into the summer break, and we cover:

  • A very brief review of Blackpool & Cambridge
  • Alfie May's new liver requirements
  • The inaugural Blue Machine end of season awards
  • Extended listener questions


It's been an absolute pleasure this season talking everything Blues related, and we have so much in the pipeline for next season and can't wait for it to come around. For now, we want to say THANK YOU and hope you enjoy the final show of the 2024/25 season.

As always, thanks to Barrington Decor for their continued sponsorship throughout the year.

#KRO #BCFC #FEA

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6 months ago
2 hours 12 minutes 24 seconds

The Blue Machine
Alexa, What is a Banana Skin?

It's the penultimate episode of the season and we are in the studio covering off:

  • League 1 Champions Celebrations
  • An Emotional Send-Off for Jukey
  • Are Allotments Cool?
  • What to do on a Sunny Day in Blackpool

As always a really fun one to record, and we hope you enjoy listening!

Thanks to our principal sponsor Barrington Decor for their continued support and delivery of the most random questions...


#KRO #BCFC #FEA

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6 months ago
1 hour 53 minutes 35 seconds

The Blue Machine
The Exorcism of Lloyd Dyer

It's a marathon not a sprint....that can certainly be said for the latest edition of The Blue Machine as we cover off:

  • Crawley & Burton Reviews
  • Closing in on Points Records
  • Is Bird Poo Really Lucky?
  • The Mount Rushmore of Blues CBs
  • League 1 Team of the Season - Whose in From Blues?

We really do hope you enjoy our ramblings, and we can't wait to bring you our next episode.

Thanks as always to Barrington Decor for their continued sponsorship of the pod.

#KRO #BCFC #FEA

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7 months ago
2 hours 1 minute 18 seconds

The Blue Machine
The Sweatiest Man in Football

After a weekend out supporting The Blue Machine at Wembley, the lads are back picking apart:

  • Defeat at Wembley - Disappointing Not Defining
  • A Big Easter Weekend Ahead
  • Burton: Marmite, Breweries & Wing Wahs
  • Is Jay Stansfield Overrated? (The Answer is No)


A sombre first half of the pod, but a much livelier second half.

Thanks as always to Barrington Decor for their continued sponsorship of the pod.

#KRO #BCFC #FEA

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7 months ago
1 hour 50 minutes 25 seconds

The Blue Machine
Lukas Isaac Paul Jutkiewicz: JUKKKEEE

We are back with an extended episode full of Blues discussion and banter, including:

  • The Birthday Boys Weekends
  • 6 More Points in the Bag - Promotion Pending
  • Lukas Jutkiewicz Appreciation
  • Wembley Bound Blues
  • How Much to eat a Big Toe Nail?


We know you're going to enjoy this one, and we can't wait to see as many of you as we can around Wembley!

Thanks as always to Barrington Decor for their sponsorship of the pod!

UP THE BLUE MACHINE

#KRO #BCFC #FEA

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7 months ago
1 hour 59 minutes 7 seconds

The Blue Machine
The 'Birmingham Aren't All That' Appreciation Pod

The Pessimist is back! Back to our full quota of Blue Machine residents, we are back with a pod full of laughs, insight and plenty of discussion on:

  • An emphatic win against Shrewsbury Athletic
  • Tom's X shenanigans
  • A lovely day out to be had in Bristol
  • What hurts more - childbirth or a kick in the balls?


We hope you enjoy this one as much as we enjoyed recording it - and we can't wait to be back next week with our Wembley preview!


Thanks as always to our principal sponsor Barrington Decor!


#KRO #BCFC #FEA

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7 months ago
1 hour 18 minutes 12 seconds

The Blue Machine
The Upside Down Mars Bar Mystery

We are back for a listener question special, with the international break coming to a welcome end - and normal pods returning next week. Our resident Pessimist Rob is away in South Africa, so we are again blessed with the dulcet tones of the Cotswolds finest decorating company's head honcho Mr. Hateley (who's too busy to take on any additional work). We cover off:

  • How are babies made?
  • What do we need to be a success in the Championship?
  • A Tom, Zigic & Rowett threesome
  • How big is the Midlands?


We would also love our listeners to get in touch and tell us why Tom is turning his Mars Bars upside down in the fridge!


#KRO #BCFC #FEA

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8 months ago
1 hour 15 minutes 9 seconds

The Blue Machine
The positive, the negative and the realistic - the ramblings of 3 lifelong Birmingham City fans delivered to you in podcast format