Happy Christmas! I decided to drop this one on Christmas Day, because nothing says the Festive season like talk of a woman taking over Brad Pitts body and nailing Angelina. Yep, Kera was lovely enough to tell us all about who she would do if she could take over another persons body for the day, […]

David, a Law student, was given a year to live by The Book, would he decide to put right the wrongs in his life, tell those he loves most how he feels, do good deeds… Lets just put it this way, don’t ever lend him any dollar. (PS. I hope you’ve got all your Christmas […]

I first picked on Jed at the start of the show for wearing a horrible t-shirt. That was my first mistake. Lets just put it this way, Jed is a moral man, but I wouldn’t want to be his family pet. Reminder to self; stop mocking people who are trained to kill.

I feel so proud that Alexia decided to share this answer with us. I’ve spent the last few weeks e-mailing her back and forth to make sure she would be happy with the edit I’ve put out. For the record; I don’t like to make edits to anyones Answer, possibly a long silence or an […]

Oh look, another comedy friend of mine. This time its the lovely Naimh and we delve into ideas of stealing, whether you can really steal a virginity, is stealing from the Church wrong, and is it wise to steal a drink?

Another of my comedy chums came down to watch the show and so I dragged him on stage so The Book could ask him a Question about psychological torture which he proceeds to demonstrate perfectly.

Last one from the early shows, and Question 230 reveals that Jorge parents had better not be lying to him about anything, because his revenge with be terrible and unexpected…

Another early show Question here. I enjoyed Rachaels Answer, I’ll admit that it wasn’t the most indepth, but I think you’ll see when you listen to it why I’ve decided to include it. If I ever start a band, I know EXACTLY what I’m going to call it.

I’ve gone back into the earliest shows to have a listen to some of the Questions and Answers and found this gem from the 3rd show I did during the Fringe. Once again The Book proves that it can pick the perfect Question for the right person if it wants to. Question 81 led Terri […]

Question 126 brings up some interesting thoughts about the Death Penalty, the 3 Strikes policy of criminal justice and how easily your own words can come back to bite you on your arse.

Dev was a lovely young american lady for whom no amount of money could persuade her to take a chance with her life. The rest of the audience I was not so sure of though.

From time to time some of my fellow comedians come down to see the show and I take particular joy in getting them up to Answer my Questions. When my good friend Freddy Quinne sat down in the audience little did either of us know that The Book would want to robe so deeply into […]

In keeping with the vaguely murdery theme that seemed to be cropping up amongst the Scottish women I’ve talked too, here is Sarah’s Answer to Question 195, where we learn not only whose lives she values most in her family, but an method of bumping off her Dad that’s so simple and cleverly sinister, even […]

Sweet little Lauren. Who ever would have thought that beneath her lovely exterior beats the dark heart of a stone cold killer?

I couldn’t not post this response to the same Question from husband and wife Tony and Helen, the whole thing was just too perfect. Tony is a bloody legend and I do hope he takes my advice and gets into comedy because he is a naturally funny man and got far bigger laughs with a […]

Sometimes when you play to the home crowd, you will end up getting backed into a rather anti-Semitic corner, as Ash quickly learned. But at least we all learned how to make any film end on a happier note.

Sometimes the shorter Answers can be just as beautiful. Here Ezra teaches us all how to screw over the man whilst looking after the little people.

What a charming and debonair chap Berty was. Like a character from a novella set in the heydays of the French Riviera, I could see him driving a convertable MGB on his way to meet a Duke for several hands of gin rummy with a extra tall glass of gin and murder on the cards. […]

Noah was the last Question on this particular night, and yet he’s featured on an earlier podcast! Thats right, Noah was the poor guy with the teeth from the beginning of Jacks episode. Yet once again The Book and the Questionee surprise me with their answers. I sometimes wonder whether such things can be coincidences, […]

At a comedy gig, its sad to say, that the slightest physical difference will be jumped on by a comic looking for a quick and cheep laugh. One of the most mocked and easiest spotted is ginger hair. So when Jack got up to give an Answer, the fact he had, not only a flock […]