This week, we're recording live on tape at Crossgates getting in the pre-holiday shopping spirit, sharing our initial thoughts on the new June Farms reality show, and teasing a few announcements --including the dates for the next Buttonista Live Show 👀 EPISODE NOTES: A 30-page menu hates to see us coming (1:58) Nobody Asked Me, But... (4:20) What's the second best sip of coffee? (6:15) We gotta get these shows on YouTube (8:30) Peaks and Pits presented by Hoffman Car Wash (12:30) We both look bad in hats this year (25:45) June Farms is now streaming on Amazon Prime (32:55) Admitting my biggest fear in the 518 (40:04) We both have some announcements to make (57:45) Jack is the good cop of premature holiday decorating (50:20) Pennies are OUT and That's Nuts!!! (1:06:28) Unlimited Car Washes make great gifts, so start your holiday shopping with Hoffman Car Wash and grab a 90-day wash pass for your loved ones this season.

It's 55 degrees in the office and the weather is starting to turn after a "do nothing" Sunday, and a relatively peculiar week in the world of Two Buttons Deep. We recap exactly how we prepared for a video shoot, Jack's peak at this new Saratoga restaurant, and how we feel about toddler skin care and a caterpillar found in someone's food at a chain restaurant in Albany. EPISODE NOTES: Nobody Asked Me, But... (0:17) Starbucks and Walmart are chatting on the 'gram 😅 (3:04) Jack is in awe of the Costco construction (3:56) Peaks and Pits presented by Albany Mechanical Services (18:43) Kris Jenner forgot to invite us to her 70th birthday party (21:24) Shout out to Ithaca College and our former Intern Elle for my alumni profile (25:19) Regent Restaurant at Brookmere was so nice, Jack went twice (33:48) Getting prepped for my visit to Resolute Physical Therapy (42:45) Reality shows need a reality check (56:31) That's Nuts presented by Santa's Magical Express (1:10:53) How long would it take to visit every Hoffman Car Wash in one day? (1:26:44)

This week, we're pushing one last porch pod at Mohawk Chevrolet on a windy day, recapping Jack's honeymoon in Toronto and Buffalo, try to talk ourselves off the ledge of consumerism, discuss what new toys brought my baby joy this week and read a rather interesting news article that was published over the weekend in a local paper. EPISODE NOTES: Pushing one last porch pod at Mohawk Chevrolet (0:53) America needs to wake up!!!!! (3:35) A cortado without a tiny cup is no cortado to me (10:51) Jack issues an apology after lunch last week (14:20) Peaks and Pits presented by WellNow Urgent Care (22:28) The mini-moon got upgraded to a honeymoon (23:35) Someone tell us what this thing is called (25:00) We love that YOU love that we are "romanticizing life" (38:15) Why are ASMR videos so good????? (42:25) Our reaction to a newspaper article published over the weekend (1:03:42) What's on the docket for November presented by Yankee Trails (1:18:44) WellNow Urgent Care is open 7 days a week, with or without an appointment with locations all throughout the 518 and the Great Upstate. Yankee Trails is heading down to NYC for the Radio City Christmas Spectacular and the 100th Anniversary of the Radio City Rockettes, offering a fun and easy round trip to experience the magic of the holiday season in the Big Apple. Book your trip today! If you're in need of a new ride this fall, head to Mohawk Chevrolet's showroom in Ballston Spa to browse the latest Chevrolet vehicles, from the Equinox to the Trax, the Traverse to the Tahoe, Mohawk Chevrolet has a selection of new cars, certified used vehicles and friendly customer service on the sales floor and the service area to help get you where you need to go. Together, let's drive.

This week, we're kicking back at Jack's apartment recapping his first married Saturday, our video that dropped this past week on 2BD, and a few local news stories we think are nuts!!! EPISODE NOTES: Happy National American Beer Day to Michelob Ultra (0:16) Jack’s now happy to not have gone on a honeymoon…yet (2:44) Peaks and Pits presented by WellNow (8:18) Jack is entering his hot husband era at Crossgates (9:15) The entire internet saw my family photographs and THANK GOD they did (38:27) Unpacking the last week (51:51) That's Nuts!!! presented by Resolute Physical Therapy (1:08:05) WellNow Urgent Care is open 7 days a week, with or without an appointment with locations all throughout the 518 and the Great Upstate. Resolute Physical Therapy in Halfmoon offers in-person as well as virtual services for pregnant and postpartum women in the Capital Region. From labor prep classes to pelvic floor therapy, Resolute PT provides a welcoming environment for all kinds of moms.

This week, we're joined by Jack's WIFE Hannah and dedicate an entire episode to their beautiful, nontraditional wedding weekend at a venue near and ear to their hearts --Frog Alley Brewing in Schenectady. EPISODE NOTES: Mrs. Carpenter is in the third chair!!!! (0:27) Convincing Hannah to host the wedding at Frog Alley (3:52) Jack’s outfit came together at the last minute, at Crossgates (9:12) Ditching the first dance (19:48) Can a watch tell time based on your body’s kinetic energy? (26:00) Hannah’s one embarrassing moment mid-wedding (41:17) Good chats, good vibes (47:20) Jack and Intern Abbas were the wedding DJs (52:15) Is an impromptu honeymoon in the cards? (58:30) My hopes for the future of the Carpenters (1:07:39)

This week, we reflect on some of the more entertaining videos we've watched on the internet this past week, recap our time at Siege Weekend, play a game of Roast or Toast and more. EPISODE NOTES: Nobody Asked Me, But… (1:25) Stewie V. Sainté Plaza (6:19) Apple picking is out (10:45) Peaks and Pits presented by WellNow Urgent Care (17:02) Are these people coming to trivia? (36:39) Learning about the Tea app (42:04) We sieged the Siege Weekend (48:12) Taylor Swift’s announcement (1:03:35) Roast or Toast presented by Hoffman Car Wash (1:10:15)

This week, I'm back from my Botox and feeling better than ever post-baby's first birthday celebrations while Jack is here to chat about what makes this coming weekend so dang historical right here in Saratoga Springs. We also discuss our thoughts on the new T.S. album and recap a few stories you might've seen on the Internet. EPISODE NOTES: It's about to be a historic weekend with Saratoga 250 (0:20) Nobody Asked Me, But.. (9:10) Counting Saturdays (19:45) Sleeping in my makeup (34:08) Crawling at the mall (35:30) Glistening for the first time (53:50) This peak is really a pit after my week at Rejuva Center Saratoga (59:08) Thoughts on The Life of a Showgirl (1:02:30) In Case The Internet Didn't Tell You presented by Mohawk Chevrolet (1:13:32)

This is a special Friday episode of the podcast, where I take the mic solo to recap my first year of momming as my baby turns ONE this weekend. I also discuss my first order of business after 12 months of exclusive breastfeeding and answer your questions about the peaks and pits from this past year. EPISODE NOTES: Releasing this episode on 'The Life of a Showgirl Day' (0:20) Crossgates is the go-to place for all the generations of moms and babies (1:00) My first Botox and filler experience with The Rejuva Center at Williams Saratoga Springs (3:25) The Macy's fitting room mirrors did a girl dirty in the middle school era (14:17) The science of having a baby STILL blows my mind (19:45) My decision not do throw a big first birthday party (29:52) Peaks and Pits of baby's first year (35:05) Biggest things that have changed since becoming a mom (44:18) The queen of co-sleeping (55:33) Weaning breastfeeding (1:08:27)

This week, Jack is officially ready to put his foot down with the Oktoberfest situation after his dog Granny met another unfortunate fate while my dog was getting a bad report card at the groomers. We also have an honest conversation about dipping my toe into the Botox world with the Rejuva Center, and breaking down the one of the craziest news stories to reach the Region from last week.

Today we’re joined by Mark Mulholland—a local news legend, steak enthusiast, and founder of Kelly’s Angels, a nonprofit created in honor of his late wife. His organization helps bring smiles to kids and families who have lost a parent or sibling to cancer or other illness, and they're hosting their 15th Annual "Calling All Angels" gala on October 11 in Saratoga. Episode Notes: A shocking fact about Mark (2:15) Pitching Mark an idea (8:30) Counterfeit Labubus (11:45) Mark’s Facebook page (15:35) What’s on Mark’s phone? (21:15) The start of Jack & Taylor’s creative careers (25:05) Team Kimmel or Team Fallon? (27:20) Talking steak (35:00) The start of Mark’s creative career (43:20) Whitehall’s most famous resident (45:50) Mark’s marriage advice for Jack (50:28) Remembering Mark’s late wife, Kelly (57:50) Diagnosed at 32 (1:00:30) Spreading smiles through Kelly’s Angels (1:04:25) To learn more about Kelly’s Angels, or to join us at their gala in Saratoga on October 11, visit www.kellysangelsinc.org This episode is brought to you by Wellnow Urgent Care, open 7 days a week – no appointment needed. Visit WellNow.com to find the location closest to you. The Buttonista Show is presented by the Superior Light Beer – Michelob Ultra

This week, we celebrate my 32nd year with a thoughtful (?) gift from Jack, dive deeper into the ongoing water bottle saga, and debate if our Labubu is counterfeit. EPISODE NOTES: A lunch beer just isn't the same in your 30s (0:36) Celsius flavors are a little out of whack (4:11) A second episode is coming later this week for an interview with WNYT''s Mark Mulholland (6:00) Nobody Asked Me. But... (10:27) I totally forgot how Bobbi Altoff got famous and now I am fuming!!! (13:40) Is a Stewart's gift card an appropriate gift for a bride-to-be? (25:30) Peaks and Pits presented by the Bud Light Fan of the Week at The Bunker Saratoga (38:10) The Water Bottle Woes Continue (40:05) Assessing Farmacy Glens Falls' Street Corn (51:01) That's Nuts!!!! presented by Tierra Farm (1:17:23)

This week, Jack is really letting his D.I.N.K. flag fly and I am just sitting back soaking up the sights of him double fisting shrimp cocktails in the casual environment of his own apartment. We recap our Peaks and Pits of the week, continue on the water bottle woes, tease our next live event and more. EPISODE NOTES: Jack's impressions of his dogs Franny and Granny (3:40) Nobody Asked Jack, But.. (9:15) Newburgh, NY has some serious potential (16:45) Slick's is back in business (26:00) A country mood!!!!!! (36:36) 2BD is hosting a special Stewart's-themed trivia event (43:23) Meeting NASCAR driver Ross Chastain (47:42) Are we part of the problem of toxic social media? (1:07:15)

This week, we're recapping a world where Jack and Kourtney Kardashian were at SPAC at the same time and that fact alone is a lot to unpack. We also discuss my back-to-school thoughts changing as a new parent, the new 40oz Owala that has entered my world and ruined Jack's life, and breaking down some things that are totally nuts!!!! The Buttonista Show is presented by Michelob Ultra 🍻 EPISODE NOTES: A millennial middle schooler 🤝 MTV music videos (1:34) Kourtney Kardashian was at SPAC!!!! (3:06) Saratoga is becoming the new influencer hot spot (8:25) Can you remember all of your teachers names? (16:30) Nobody Asked Jack, But... (20:03) We're researching vitamins over here (26:18) Peaks and Pits presented by Arnoff Moving & Storage (33:54) This day in 2BD HERstory (1:12:07) A night out at Vapor (1:21:00) That's Nuts!!!!! presented by Tierra Farm Arnoff Moving & Storage is participating in the Great northAmerican Food Drive where you can drop off a nonperishable food item to local businesses participating in the Battle of the Boxes fight against hunger. Learn more today and find a place to donate!

Three day weekends are so sick, bro! We're spending the podcast catching up on some King Size peaks, some inconvenient pits, and recapping all the six ways to Sunday that Boscovs has come up in conversation over the past few weeks. The Buttonista Show is presented by Michelob Ultra 🍻 EPISODE NOTES: What is a calorie? (0:35) Nobody Asked Me, But... (8:10) Peaks and Pits presented by WellNow (16:15) The summer I almost became a cat mom (30:20) Peeing in the lake vs. peeing INTO the lake (48:59) Honest thoughts on Hudson (1:04:25) My one find from the Coxsackie Antique Center (1:09:33) RSVPs need a questionnaire attached (1:18:14) Planning a baby's first birthday (1:20:19) Remember the Bear Bus? (1:26:00) Roast or Toast presented by Crossgates (1:31:50) Sick? Injured? All of the above? WellNow Urgent Care has you covered 7 days a week, with or without an appointment. Head to Wellnow.com to find a location in the Great Upstate. Sweater weather is better weather than any weather there is, and your sign to head to Crossgates for everything you need to enter the new season in style. See what's new: www.shopcrossgates.com

This week, we discuss where we were when we heard the Taylor Swift engagement news, the team's attempt to win a trip to Belgium and standing on unfinished business with the governor of New York State. Also, Jack's bach(elor) party pro tips after his big weekend in Montreal. EPISODE NOTES: Today was a "You'll never forget where you were when..." day (0:30) The gift shop at Cracker Barrel is a sacred place (7:12) The reason Jack is bothered by Taylor Swift's engagement post (15:33) The reason Taylor is bothered by Taylor Swift's engagement post (17:45) Remembering the World Record Egg (26:33) Standing on unfinished business with the governor (32:48) Jack's bach(elor) party pro tips (57:50) ...Are You Weddy For It? (1:27:25) Getting Glizzied Out (1:42:27)

This week is NOT off to a super hot start, so we've made our way along Route 9 to record at Quality Design & Remodel for a little break in the action after a hectic beginning to our week at 2BD HQ and around the Great Upstate. EPISODE NOTES: We are going to raid the fridges at Quality Design & Remodel (1:08) This is a top-notch showroom to manifest the kitchen and baths of your dreams (1:57) The bidet is an added touch (5:55) Jack had to be a first responder (8:12) We missed the Lion's Gate Portal and it SHOWS (27:04) Peaks and Pits presented by Next Generation (28:22) A top-5 embarrassing moment in Jack's life (40:22) The final send-off before Montreal (54:00) Last call for Big Tip Energy to give back to local teachers (1:05:05) Roast or Toast presented by Caroline & Main (1:11:08) Make an appointment to visit the beautiful, state-of-the-art showroom in Clifton Park to work with the Quality & Design Remodel team on reimagining your kitchen or bath in your home.

This week, we're sweating it out on the rooftop in the middle of a mid-August heatwave at Mohawk Chevrolet. After a pretty incredible week in the world of Two Buttons Deep, we both have some pretty low 'pits' to share as we break down our own weekends while coming down from the high of the Buttonista Live Show at Kings. EPISODE NOTES: We're back from the rooftop at Mohawk Chevrolet (0:15) We're taking our shoes off (5:49) Nobody Asked Me, But..(10:01) Peaks and Pits presented by WellNow Urgent Care (18:15) Breaking down the Bass Pro Shops video series (39:09) The Buttonista needs to "loose" 20lbs (47:12) The return of Big Tip Energy: Teacher Edition (1:11:12) Granny's photo finish at the wiener dog race (1:13:20) That's Nuts! Presented by Tierra Farm (1:20:10) Feeling bleh in the 518? WellNow Urgent Care is open 7 days a week, with or without an appointment. Quick, easy, no stress — walk in or head to wellnow.com to book.

This show is coming to you LIVE from the historic King’s Tavern in Saratoga Springs — our 13th live show in Buttonista Show history. Episode notes: Nobody Asked Me, But... (0:33) Free Mich Ultras for the First Sip Club: (10:40) The B.E.S.T. part of the night: (12:55) Adding the listeners to my HIPAA: (18:55) Manifesting something very weird: (24:43) My potential new side gig: (33:20) Pin the Eggplant on the Horse: (49:57) Roast or Toast: (58:55) All ticket sales from this event were donated to BEST - an organization supporting the backstretch workers here in Saratoga. See more about their work here: https://www.bestbackstretch.org/

This week, we are sweating on a hot summer's day and coming in HOT (as we should!) with a big announcement on how you can catch the very next episode of the show IRL at King's Tavern. EPISODE NOTES: A big announcement hot off the top (0:10) The next live show will be a benefit for B.E.S.T. (3:25) Do I weigh more than Jack? (5:39) A 180 on no-show socks (10:05) Nobody Asked Me, But... (17:33) Peaks and Pits presented by West Mountain (24:28) One crazy thing when it comes to happy, healthy babies (49:36) The signage forbidding dogs from peeing publicly is getting out of control (1:10:40) Roast or Toast presented by Quality Design & Remodel (1:21:19)

Thank God It's Tuesday! It's a beer-in-the-office afternoon cooling down after a weekend of live music, big moves and giant water bottles per usual. We're catching up on our peaks and pits of the weekend, recapping some rather interesting stories in the news as of late and more. EPISODE NOTES: It's a Michelob Ultra Monday (0:35) Doing a full split in my cowboots (12:50) The crying streak continues (15:00) Jack's SPAC hack (23:53) Peaks and Pits presented by Frank Gallo Florist (42:42) My mom hates my water bottle (59:50) Would you rather make millions being Ms. Rachel or having an OF? (35:36) In Case The Internet Didn't Tell You presented by Tierra Farm (1:10:39) Jack's thoughts on the latest Late Night TV news (1:28:11) Death to Kiss Cams!!! (1:45:28) Check out Frank Gallo's newest location in Albany and receive fast delivery all across the Capital Region when you order flowers for a special occasion for you or someone you love.