It's not the end of the world as we know it. Danny loses the plot over Reuben's artwork. Plenty of great news to chew over this week, cracking Celebrity Knobbery and Eurovision.

Georgian pensioner internet hacker, sofa eating weirdo and lazy soldier. Fruit knife? Man barking at police dog and Hokitika oddness. We talk about our Comedy Festival shows! Danny has more car mishaps. Towed again! Ace towing. What's a Belle end? Danny's car battery is screwed. We do have a video of jump starting his car on our Facebook page. Are Sheffield Utd the most boring team on earth? Lady trained a cow like a horse, Jim Davidson, Family Guy, Racist Babies Knitted wedding cake, Gameshows. Weakest Link, Catch Phrase

Cumberland Sausages, Reuben's lost passport saga and Gaddafi. Everton, Charlie Sheen, Peaches Geldoff, snoods and beavers.

Sponge footballs, teabagging and buttock injections. Ashley Cole shoots work experience kid with air rifle. Alligator in Brazil, McDonalds fries and Beckham's tattoo. Cotton buds, baby shower and aftershave. Adelaide Fringe, Charlie Sheen Bill and Ben and a wild goose.

We videoed this one, you can see it on Youtube. Part 1. http://bit.ly/gddTD7 Part 2. http://bit.ly/ehmZ2Q Featuring Charlie Sheen, Fernando Torres and we compared our postcodes to see which of our hometowns had the most crime...

The dangers of Mr. Whippy and West Auckland petshops. The greatest joke from Egypt. Seagulls habits, the dodgy new Transformer and the fugitive pizza. Elton John's baby and Cagefighter's dietary tips.