This week we're asking you to embrace chaos as four fully unqualified horror fans tackle Terminator 3: Rise of the Machines & Terminator Salvation. Come with us if you want to ignite the robot apocalypse by asking the franchises biggest question: Did Arnold’s Terminator have all the essentials? Dick, check. Butthole… debatable.
💥Full Chaos Mode Engaged
•Arnold Schwarzenegger’s $30 million paycheck, or what we’re now calling the “Titanium Dong Fund.”
•Is Sam Worthington the world’s blandest robot? Even his robo-dick seems unsure about committing.
•Plus, was the idea of Phil Hartman stealing Arnold’s wife in Jingle All the Way the most unhinged cinematic idea ever? Yes. Yes, it was.
🤖If you thought this was going to be a straightforward critique, think again. We also delve into Christian Bale yelling “WHAT ARE YOU!?” at Sam Worthington for existing (valid), why didn’t Skynet just send a mosquito Terminator to take out John Connor? And explore those ridiculous T3 one-liners (Talk to the hand? Really?)
🦾So put that cookie down, curl some dumbbells, embrace Judgement Day, and join us as we lose our minds over robot butthole logistics.
Featuring:
🎥 Terminator Legends: Arnold Schwarzenegger (Titanium Dong Extraordinaire), Kristanna Loken (aka Miss Stabby Buzzsaw), Sam Worthington (Human Toaster Vibes), and Christian Bale (King of Angsty Yelling).
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