On this episode - This chapter of the bible stars Ralph Fiennes! - "Let's eat Grandma!" - Who is this woman clothed with the sun? - "That thing where you go into the closet with the priest?" - Joseph is a little bit rock n' roll....  - Dragon....deez nuts! - Is the war in heaven PAST tense or FUTURE tense? And why is everyone so TENSE? - DANIEL! - Hey Jude! - Woe unto the inhabiters of the earth AND the sea! (f*ck those fish!) Satan is his own thang! - No scheming devil here, just a raging beast (but not THE beast - that's another guy!) - So Satan is Rufio? - Machiavelli vs.....Good Machiavelli - ...and more!
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On this episode: The Infernal Revenue Service - The Beubeir-beast! - We can't blame King James for this one - Good Will (Have Been) Hunting - The Haves and the Have Had Nots - The Beast is Lucy with the football - An UN - Holy Trinity? - It's A Great Revelation, Charlie Brown -  What about Gomorrah? - I never know what to get for Witness Death Day - ....and more!
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On this episode - Tevildo, Prince Of Cats! - John of Patmos eats his words! - In the beginning there was the word....and it was delicious! - What does a Stephen King book taste like? - Bathtub Gin (If you know The Shining, that's really funny) - the literary equivalent of brussel sprout farts - John is pushin' my buttons - Personal Pan Prophecy - Special guest Bing Crosby - Theophany: the appearance of Theo - ...and more!
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On this episode - Do you have a moment to talk about our Lord and Savior Abaddon? - This is a STING operation! - My windshield is covered in bugs with human faces! - Heeeelllllp Meeee! - Baxter Stockman? What are YOU doing here? - Who left the bottomless furnace open again?! - Satan is FINALLY here! (maybe) - Float like a butterfly, sting like a scorpion - the many names of Hell....that don't actually mean "hell." - Would you rather fight a million locust-sized human-faced locusts, or one human-sized human faced locust? - Like a Magic Eye poster that pokes you in the eye - ....and more!
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Worm woulda, shoulda, coulda - The Three Woes - "Woa, woa, woa!" - A want a third of his family DEAD! - The GODfather - Why is the film called the Seventh Seal and not the Fourth Seal? - "ABOUT half an hour?" - the calm before the storm - the trouble with Chernobyl being the beginning of the end is that it was forty years ago - Wormwood, Mugwort, Hufflepuff and Ravenclaw - She's so licorice! - How can a star be made out of wood?! - The more you know....the more of a sinner you are! - ....and more!
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On this episode: Who REALLY understand the meaning of "six-seven?" - "And palms in their hands?" - 🎵 One hundred forty four thousand between the six and the seeeeven! 🎵 - At the end of all things, will we finally hear the Monster Mash? - Andrew Lloyd Scripture - My favorite baktun is his Toccata and Fugue - Get a load of THIS diptych! - ... and more!
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On this episode: Horse MEN, or Horsemen? - Come and see! - What the HELL is goin' on?! - our first view of the Antichrist (kinda) - NOW I understand Tombstone! - We make some leaps (much like those horses!) - Hold your horsemen! - The wrath of the lamb is an oxymoron....even though it's a lamb - Milton definitely read Revelation - You are two paychecks away from being homeless - "hurt not the oil and the wine" - We are the world, we are the Romans - Don't ALL of these involve death? - The four MODERN horsemen: Pedantism, Punnery, Rulenick and Math - The Pestilence Problem - The Sad Collector! - "Bu-LOOD!" ...and more!
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On this episode: - Bible.com take the wheel! - I obviously don't watch Arrested Development - All English teachers are destined for the fires of hell - Not the beasts we want, but the ones we deserve - If comedy is always funny, why do Lester and Kynan exist? - I dunno, what's a biblion with you? - DANIEL! - Don't let the door of heaven hit ya where your seventh seal is! - pizza be with you (and also with you) - Teenage Mutant Ninja Seals - Mary had a little lamb - Seven is a perfect number because    - The lab takes the scroll, the farmer takes the wife - R is our Redeemer - ...and more!
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On this version: Heavens to murgatroyd! - Must be Maybelline - So are we talking about four beasts with four heads, one beast with four heads, or four beasts with one head? - Twelve is a number of completeness because twelve is a number of completeness - Holy, holy, holy! - Should American students be forced to learn Arabic numerals as part of their math curriculum? - angeLOLogy! - Stick to King Lear, Scofield! - This is the song that never ends! - Who has two thumbs and created all? This guy! - Who runs the world? Girls. - ...and more!
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We're still crackin' that book! - Better watch out, better not cry, better not pout, I'm tellin' you why....Sword-Mouth Jesus is comin' to town! - Where is Dimmy's mother when you need her? - Behold, I stand at the door and knock - I would thou wert cold or hot - heathens vs heretics - Which church are you? Take this Buzzfeed quiz! - I had no idea about the bible verses on the In-N-Out wrappers! - We are the world, we are the Romans - "Bad things happen in Philadelphia." - What happened to Ben Stein? - ...and more!
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 In this episode, we look into Revelation Chapter 2, exploring the letters sent to the seven churches. We discuss the significance of each church's message, the historical context of early Christianity, and the implications of terms like 'synagogue of Satan.' We also look into the complexities of early Christian communities, particularly focusing on the city of Pergamum and the challenges faced by believers in maintaining their faith amidst economic pressures and societal demands. We discuss the martyrdom of Antipas, the implications of the doctrine of Balaam, and the influence of figures like Jezebel and the Nicolaitans!
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In Hell , no one can hear you scream (because they're all screaming). Rapture Watch - now they can open doors! - It's always in the last place you look! - "Extra-do?" - The Apocalypse of Elijah - Pseudo Ephram, I presume? - Auntie Christ - Oppa Rapture Style - The Second Coming of Kevin Bacon - The Great Disappointment - tarring and feathering is actually REALLY BAD! - British VS American Fantasy - ...and more!
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Have we been LEFT BEHIND??? - I can't operate on this plane...because I'm Nick Cage! - Armageddon means Apocalypse and Apocalypse means nobody gets Left Behind - Which came first, American Evangelicals or the Apocalypse? - I'll take "The Ssollonians" for 500, Alex! - Scholars hate it! - The "trump" of God?! - Nothin'! What's a parasang wit' YOU? - "In MY house we call it "Two Corinthians." - Don't go back to the house! - Stay woke, for no man knows the day or the hour - ...and more!
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On this episode - We're here! It's the end! (not really) - Apocalypse NOW? - A sheen in the hand - So....he's a Smaug? - The Jesus Club - Earth's Final Season - He's *A* John, not *THE* John - How does "seven heads and ten horns" work? - The actual meaning of The Good Samaritan - Hold your Horsemen - The birth of Christian victimhood - Happy Holidays = being fed to the lions - Terminators hunting down Christians - ...and more!
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On this episode:

• Our season finale!
• Big Rosie O' Donnell fan....but she's not in this.
• We love King of the Hill, but it was made by different people.
• Marcy, Karsey and Tom
• These characters have FIVE fingers?
• Favorite character? Smeck!
• Least favorite character? Bob.
• Dustin Hoffman is smaller than life
• We rant about boomers...like boomers.
• ...and more!

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This week we're diving into "The Devil and Homer Simpson" from The Simpsons' Treehouse of Horror IV, where Homer sells his soul for a single donut. After outsmarting the devil by not finishing the last bite, Homer's midnight snack cravings get the better of him, landing him in Hell's "Ironic Punishments Division" before facing trial with the "Jury of the Damned!" And folks - Kynan and I both agree - THIS is the best ending of all the "Daniel Webster" homages!
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Get ready to head down to the crossroads for one of the most legendary "deal with the devil" stories in American folklore. This week we're exploring the myth of Robert Johnson—the Mississippi Delta blues guitarist who allegedly sold his soul for supernatural musical talent at the intersection of highways 49 and 61.Born around 1911, Robert Johnson was reportedly such a terrible guitarist that fellow musicians wouldn't let him touch their instruments. But after mysteriously disappearing for three years, he returned with skills so extraordinary that witnesses swore it sounded like three people playing at once. In his tragically short life, Johnson recorded only 29 songs before dying under mysterious circumstances at age 27, making him the founding member of the infamous "27 Club."But there's so much more to this story than supernatural guitar lessons. We'll dig into how this tale became the quintessential American devil legend, explore the racist origins of calling blues "the devil's music," and examine the darker historical context behind songs like "Crossroad Blues" and "Hellhound on My Trail"—which may reference sundown towns and the ongoing terror faced by Black Americans in the Jim Crow South.From Haitian Vodou and Papa Legba to the birth of American blues culture, we'll trace how crossroads became synonymous with devilish dealings and why Robert Johnson's story continues to influence musicians like Eric Clapton, Keith Richards, and Led Zeppelin. 
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**This week, we're diving into the groovy world of "The Devil and Daniel Mouse," a delightfully strange 1978 Canadian animated Halloween special that's pure 1970s magic. Originally aired on CBC on October 22, 1978, this 25-minute Nelvana production takes Stephen Vincent Benét's classic tale "The Devil and Daniel Webster" and reimagines it with anthropomorphic animals in the world of rock music.****The story follows Jan and Daniel Mouse, a struggling folk duo whose old-fashioned sound just isn't cutting it anymore. When the smooth-talking record producer B.L. Zebub (subtle, right?) offers Jan fame and fortune, she signs a contract in blood without reading the fine print. Soon she's the lead singer of "Funky Jan and the Animal Kingdom," topping the charts with her supernatural band of conjured animals. But when the Devil comes to collect her soul at midnight, it's up to Daniel—who's definitely not a lawyer—to defend her in a supernatural courtroom filled with ghostly music industry souls.****With music by John Sebastian of The Lovin' Spoonful and animation that screams vintage 1970s, this Halloween special later inspired Nelvana's cult classic feature film "Rock & Rule." Join us as we explore this wonderfully weird piece of Canadian animation history that asks the eternal question: can a song from the heart really beat the Devil every time?**
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We cover the 1941 film All That Money Can Buy (also known as The Devil and Daniel Webster), based on the short story The Devil and Daniel Webster!
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