On today’s launch, we ignite the engines and lift off with the thrilling conclusion to the Gene Hackman mystery. Next, we execute a clean first-stage separation as we jettison into criticizing the Democrats’ chaotic behavior during the Presidential Address and the political crater they’ve blasted for themselves with women voters. We then throttle up to orbital velocity with a breakdown of the Democrats’ latest cringe-inducing TikTok trend, before initiating a deorbit burn to dissect Gavin Newsom’s podcasting rebrand attempt ahead of his inevitable Presidential trajectory. Finally, we deploy the chutes and splash down with Tim Burchett’s recent DOGE comments, bringing us back to Earth with a bang. The Dye Is Cast