The Dye Is Cast
The title has everything I talk about. I’ll add a better description later. Enjoy.
Sorry for the delay folks, but I'm fully moved in and back on track.
In today's episode, Dalton starts off with the somber realization that Patel & Bongino were false hopes, then we're taking a hard look at Biden's cancer diagnosis and Dalton has some questions for his doctor, then we move to the lighter side of the news and discuss the Porn-Addicted Amazon Tribe that's filing a defamation lawsuit, before finally talking about the teacher that passed out and woke up with now legs.
Video returning next week.
In this week's episode, Dalton covers all things Pope-related before lashing out at the FSU school shooter and theorizes a new method for dealing with them. Finally we cover the damage dealt to a parking lot full of cars by a meth addicted (allegedly) woodpecker. The Dye Is Cast
In today's episode, our hero begins by regaling us with a harrowing experience at the local fair, before shifting gears into a review of the Dave Smith & Douglas Murray debate on JRE this week, which seamlessly transitions into a highly contentious rant about America's #1 "Ally." The Dye Is Cast.
In today's episode, we talk about the biggest news of the week, Trump's Tariffs and the effects it's having on the economy. Then we dive into the Execution Triple Crown that America just pulled off. Then it's into some movie news with an unexpected new David Fincher now set for the near future. Get ready...The Dye Is Cast
Biden’s not even signing his own bills & pardons, Brazil’s clearing out chunks of the Amazon for a..climate summit!?!?.. and Daltons ready to take up arms against our neighbor to the North for no reason. Meanwhile, Elon and Tesla are under siege for being “right,” Starship keeps blowing up, and the media keeps quietly admitting the headlines they use to push narratives are total bullshit.
We’re also diving into a recent Matlock episode to highlight an example of Hollywood writers inserting Big-Govt propaganda into their stories before closing with a tiny “The Odyssey” update. The Dye Is Cast.
On today’s launch, we ignite the engines and lift off with the thrilling conclusion to the Gene Hackman mystery. Next, we execute a clean first-stage separation as we jettison into criticizing the Democrats’ chaotic behavior during the Presidential Address and the political crater they’ve blasted for themselves with women voters. We then throttle up to orbital velocity with a breakdown of the Democrats’ latest cringe-inducing TikTok trend, before initiating a deorbit burn to dissect Gavin Newsom’s podcasting rebrand attempt ahead of his inevitable Presidential trajectory. Finally, we deploy the chutes and splash down with Tim Burchett’s recent DOGE comments, bringing us back to Earth with a bang. The Dye Is Cast
Dalton takes off with some feverish chess chat, then it’s on to the Gene Hackman Murder Mystery, with a brief layover at the White House to kick Zelenskyy out, then we begin our final decent with a secret gay actor rendezvous before landing on some Sir Nolan Odyssey talk. The Dye Is Cast
Canada won but guess what, they’re still Canada, so we won. Kash Patel is Double Knighted as he takes his seat at the Table and South Carolina is injecting inmates with lead. The Dye Is Cast.
Dalton comes out swinging at those Canucks for daring to disrespect our beloved Anthem before ripping into the Eagles and their backwards city and all I can think is, Bill Burr was right about Philly.
Then it’s onto DOGE and all it’s Elon-led, autism-fueled glory, causing the deep state to freak and discover new ways to defend waste, which transitions perfectly into a rant about the unFederal nonReserve Cartel System we’ve been stuck with for 112 years now.
Finally we talk asteroids, psy-ops, Severence, and Trumps lawsuit against CBS for election shenanigans. The Dye Is Cast
In this weeks pod, we start on the two big plane crashes, RFK Jr. getting the ol’ Senate hazing, and Atlanta straight-up killing a homeless dude with a bulldozer (???). Started cooking up a Trump vs. Obama cabinet battle royale, but then my wife came home early and shut it down. Classic. Enjoy.
We kick things off with Trump’s Greenland fantasy (she will be mine, oh yes, she will be mine) progressivism going up in flames (literally), and Charlemagne’s late-game Trump pivot. After a brief detour, we dive into inflation confusion and NYC’s love affair with corrupt mayors.
Closing thoughts include the ban on Red Dye 3 and Obamas forced Danish balcony moment. The Dye is Cast. Also, f*** the Steelers & **** Tomlin. Good day.
Dalton first dives into the Sir Nolanverse with his next joint, The Odyssey and then we celebrate Trudeau tapping out from ruining our 51st state. Then it’s straight into California burning (literally and financially), the January 6th-iversary, Trump claims the Gulf of America, and we cover the government “oopsie” on job numbers.
Also, a dive into Unhinged—a wild, tension-packed thrill ride—and American Primeval, Peter Berg’s latest masterclass in gritty, cinematic storytelling. Tune in. Love yall.
Dalton breaks down the wild week: terrorist attacks in New Orleans and Vegas (crazy stuff), Biden commuting death sentences like it’s no big deal, and the end of Jimmy Carter’s long run. Then, things get spicy with a philosophical dive into the point of marriage if kids aren’t involved. Deep stuff.
Hit play if you’re into that sort of thing. Or don’t—whatever.
Dalton kicks things off roasting Luigi Mangione, the world’s dumbest assassin, before diving into Javier Milei’s wild ride: tanking inflation, beefing with every leftist in South America, and RSVPing to Trump’s inauguration.
From there, it’s onto a brutal South Korean plane crash, Trump’s TikTok ban delay, Magnus Carlsen getting kicked out of chess for wearing jeans, and a love/hate breakdown of Teddy Roosevelt—the OG progressive cowboy president.
The show wraps with some love for Georain Bolt, the guy who knows every inch of Earth better than Google Maps.
Listen up, or don’t. Whatever.
We open with a tale of betrayal and lustful passion: me, another man, and a Viking video game. After that, we break down the latest $2 billion Biden’s sending to Ukraine, why it’s stupid, and all the ways it could’ve been better spent (or not spent at all).
Dalton flexes his big brain with some book recs to help you hate the government even more. Then we talk drones—what they’re doing, what the feds know, and why it’s probably not scary.
Wrapped it up with a quick story about my wife’s unholy attraction to some dork named Luigi Mangioni. Unreal.
In this episode of The Dye Is Cast, Dalton kicks things off with a life-changing shoe-lacing hack—the heel locker trick—because who knew tying your shoes wrong could hold you back in life? He then dives into the mystery of the United Healthcare Assassin, recorded before any big reveals, with some wild theories in tow. Next, he unpacks Mexico’s presidential election, where the campaign slogan might as well have been ‘Survive to Serve’ after a string of candidate deaths.
The conversation shifts to Biden’s eyebrow-raising pardon of Hunter and his suspicious ties to Ukraine, followed by Dalton’s libertarian critique of U.S. involvement in the Israeli-Palestinian conflict and why America needs to quit funding foreign wars. He also shares his “The Real Anthony Fauci” based opinion of Anthony Fauci, questioning whether he might end up with a preemptive pardon and what it could truly mean.
California takes a beating next—for its massive debt, comically slow vote counting, and audacious plan to adopt the federal tax credit. Finally, Dalton takes down the internet’s favorite debate: Man vs. Bear, explaining why this meme proves the internet’s capacity for the dumbest arguments. Come for the insights, stay for the laughs (and maybe fix how you tie your shoes).”
As the year winds down, it’s worth reflecting on Y2K—a prime example of how mass hysteria can turn the absurd into the inevitable. Millions of people braced for disaster, convinced that a glitch in computer clocks would end modern civilization. The buildup was staggering. And yet, when the clock struck midnight, nothing happened. It was a reminder that panic often feeds on itself, untethered from reality.
From there, we move to Trump’s cabinet picks and tariff policies. Tariffs are not magic, nor are they free. They are economic realities, their costs felt not by faceless corporations but by ordinary people. And then there’s the Department of Education—an institution that, despite its noble rhetoric, has seen outcomes decline alongside its ever-growing budget. If dismantling it seems radical, perhaps the real question is why maintaining failure is seen as reasonable.
Dalton then explores three season finales—Night Sky, Severance, and Silo—alongside early impressions of Landman, Taylor Sheridan’s newest project. These stories, fictional though they may be, reflect a deeper truth: the human struggle for meaning, survival, and purpose. On a lighter note, Tron: Legacy earns its due—proof that style and substance are not mutually exclusive.
Finally, there’s D.B. Cooper—a mystery whose allure lies in its lack of resolution. Yet perhaps the answer was never far. Life rarely provides neat endings, but that doesn’t mean the answers don’t exist. Sometimes they are simply ignored.
In the end, these are not just stories—they are reminders. About incentives, outcomes, and how easily perception can outpace reality. Prepare yourself, the dye has been cast.