Oh. Yeah. This was a thing I used to do. Well, I hope the wait was worth it (it wasn't.) No refunds. (Ha, I made you listen to 2 of my shitty songs)

A special episode on the race track. Bryant has a spectacular interview with a famous racer.

It me. I'm back. Outta nowhere is this episode...After Dark. We'll get soft and sexy this episode, so light a candle, draw the shades, and tune in.

This Valentine's Day Holiday Special is one for the ages! Bryant learns a lesson about love and opens up the phone lines for discourse. We have on a "famous" email answer-er person, and Judas Priest...er, a priest. Saints and Begorrah!

New year, new pod. We are going 180 and switching hard to a serious interview podcast. No more comedy from us! Sit back as Bryant interviews serious guests, gives his serious views on the news, and hosts a seriously good podcast. We're serious.

Yup, we're doing one of these. Bryant forgot who he is and now must do the pod without knowing who he is! Join us with a somehow very cat relate episode, tonight!

Hey Hey, We're back after a hiatus, but we are as good as before! This episode the worst has happened, Bryant locked himself and his guests in the studio! Listen as we wait for the locksmith to get there to let them out. Guests are a "ladies' man" and a grandma...wow, such good guests, so proud, very interview, much podcast.

This is a momentous episode. One whole year. We couldn't have done this without you. Tonight we have a guest stuffed episode, featuring 2 doctors, 2 musicians, and even a superhero. A grand anniversary special with all the fixins to make this a great HQPLNNP episode yet! Doctor Moustache: https://youtu.be/_qjl2Hd1LVgDoctor Doofus: https://soundcloud.com/bryant-heatherly/sets/qwaranteen

Join us on an episode for the ages as we have on a famous chef and a musical guest. Yes, No, Maybe, Maybe Not has never been spicier!

Grab your fireworks and popcorn, because it's the HQPNNP 4th of July Special...just a few weeks late. We have a few special guests, like a prolific novelist, and we learn more about the customer service profession. All this plus musical guest Sting, all on this action-packed episode.

Unfortunately Bryant is quarantined and had to do this episode from home. We experience what it is like for Bryant and interview an up-and-comer entertainer. And Bryant gets to show off his guitar skills, so be sure to subscribe to the premium to watch the video podcast!

Due to recent circumstances, Bryant has been unable to make *new* episodes. Enjoy this return to a bygone era, with special guests, an animal-loving pharmacist and an unforgettable interview with Ben Schwartz! All this and more, as we turn back the clock.

Here we are, live from Jail, the triumphant return of Bryant! WE have a new temporary band leader, and instead of the lines, we're throwing you a hilarious skit and an interview with an avocado, or lawyer, whatever.

Some...complications...have prevented a new episode this week, so instead here is one from way back when. Guess the date we pulled this from and you win a no-prize! Tonight's guest is a famous gunslinger, and we "watch" a skit. Old episodes of The Half-Quarter Past Late Nite: Night Talkshow were filmed in front of a live studio audience.

After a long hiatus, we're back! Bryant explains it all in the pod. We have a returning guest with a ghastly agenda, and some person or other that makes arrests sits in the hot seat for Yes, No, Maybe, Maybe Not! All this plus some controversial opinions, tonight!

Oh No! Peril in the office as we are taken hostage by a cookie, I mean crook. Bryant names his top 5 crimes and tries to negotiate. Stay tuned to see if we survive!

IT'S A HEFFALUMPIN BONUS EPISODE Y'ALL.A rift in time and space has allowed this once in a generation podcast to occur. Listen as Bryant effortlessly describes the perfect pastry for podcast perusal. Some stuff goes down...and I don't think he can recover.

We are back from break! Tune in to the latest episode where Bryant digs deep into his past and uncovers some..."art". Later we have some guy that's worked on boats before I guess? We'll see. 

Join us as we celebrate the season with a sports person or something like that, and a lawyer that you do not want to get on the bad side of. All this and more, plus a special visit from the big man himself, tonight!

Today's episode was recorded with 4 tin cans and some twine. Enjoy as Bryant tries his best to play a game and we learn more about the life of a comedian, as well as hear from a circus enjoy-er! You can also now follow Funny Farms Productions through Twitter at @AFunnyFarmProd or Instagram at @afunnyfarmproduction.