In this chaotic, cosmic, and candid kickoff episode, your co-commanders Darcy Britt and Tracy Gardner officially launch The Hot Mess Cosmic Express! From abandoned podcast attempts and moonlit Virgo rants to basement mold disasters and birth chart confessions, this episode is equal parts spiritual astrology and real-life hot mess. The duo opens up about their journey to finally landing on the podcast that feels just right—and they promise it’s only going to get messier (and more magical) from here.
If you’ve ever felt overwhelmed by astrology, tarot, or just life in general—hop aboard. Your birth chart is your boarding pass.
🔥 Highlights:
The Backstory: From Awaken the Authentic You to the (never launched) Darcy & Tracy Show, this podcast is the lovechild of passion, pivoting, and planetary timing.
Meet Your Co-Commanders:
Tracy Gardner: Astrology nerd, Human Design explorer, Numerology dabbler, and fellow Virgo (but later in the sign).
Cosmic Confessions: Darcy reveals her necklace is the star map of her wedding night in Vegas. Also? Her clothes hangers are color-coded by texture. Send help.
Why This Podcast? Because perfection is boring. Darcy and Tracy are here to help listeners explore astrology, tarot, the moon, and Human Design in a fun, relatable, sometimes foul-mouthed, and always heartfelt way.
🌕 Key Takeaways:
Everyone has all 12 signs in their chart, not just your Sun, Moon, and Rising.
Understanding your Big Three (Sun, Moon, Rising) is a powerful first step.
If it’s not flowing, it’s not right—pivoting is part of the path (especially for manifesting generators).
Your chart is your boarding pass for navigating the cosmic chaos.
💬 Join the Crew:
Want your birth chart read? Got a burning astrology or tarot question? Drop into the Facebook group The Hot Mess Cosmic Express on Facebook and say hi! We're not promising punctuality, but we do promise personality.