What if manifesting wasn’t complicated at all—and it came down to moving your mental “thermostat” up just one notch? In this episode of The Hot Mess Cosmic Express, I'm walking Tracy through one of my favorite mental alchemy techniques that YOU can use for anything: money, relationships, work drama, cooking, psychic development—you name it.You’ll hear me break down:💫 What “mental alchemy” actually is (in normal-people language)🚀 A simple visualization to move your energy one level up💫 Ways to use this with difficult people (yes, even “Debbie from accounting”)💬 Hang out with us in our Facebook group:
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Darcy and Tracy are kicking off The Cosmic Yule Countdown – 13 Nights to Manifest Your Best 2026 — a simple Winter Solstice ritual designed to help you set realistic, achievable goals and carry that intention across the New Year.
They break down the “why” behind Yule/solstice season, exactly how the 13-night jar + wish-burning ritual works (no peeking!), optional tarot/oracle pulls for monthly guidance, and the Night 13 twist: the final wish is the one you’re responsible for making happen in 2026.
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In this episode:
Why Winter Solstice matters: the shortest day + the symbolic return of light
Yule basics + how different cultures celebrate this season
The whole point: 13 nights to focus energy on what you want to build in 2026
Step 1: Write 13 achievable goals (wishes = goals with intention)
Step 2: Make a Master List you can keep + review throughout the year
Step 3: Write each wish on a strip of paper, fold it away from you until it can’t be read, and put all 13 in a jar/container
Starting Dec 21 (or anytime before New Year): each night you randomly pull one wish (no reading), then burn it safely to release it
Optional: pull an oracle/tarot card each night for monthly guidance (Jan–Dec)
Bonus tip: keep the ashes if you want to use them in future rituals
Night 13 twist: you open the last wish — and you are responsible for completing that one in 2026
Examples of achievable wishes: health/energy, organizing a stressful area, building a skill, nature time, etc.
Live kickoff: Sunday, Dec 21 at 7 PM in the FB group
Keep goals realistic so you can actually finish the ritual.
Don’t overcomplicate it: consistency beats perfection.
Releasing 12 wishes helps you stop micromanaging… and focus on the one you control.
Under the Gemini Full Moon on December 4, 2025 at 6:31 pm EST, your mind is the main character. 🧠🌕In this episode, I’m breaking down what the Gemini Full Moon is all about and why it puts your inner narrator on blast.We’ll talk about:🚀 What the Full Moon phase represents emotionally (that tug-of-war, climax, and release moment)🚀 How Gemini energy shows up as thoughts, words, communication, and mental chatter🚀What I mean by “instinctive emotional thoughts” and how they quietly hold you back🚀How the stories you tell yourself can block your very real, very achievable dreams🚀 A simple trick to start shifting your self-talk so it actually supports the future you’re trying to build👍 If you enjoyed this – Like • Subscribe • Hit the 🔔 • Share with your astro bestieJoin the Hot Mess Crew💬 Come hang in our FB group: The Hot Mess Cosmic Express ➜ https://www.facebook.com/share/g/1D2uBToCjk/Work with me🔮 Book a 1:1 reading with Darcy at Inner Path ➜ https://app.acuityscheduling.com/schedule/c2bc996a/?calendarIds=10433736Listen on Spotify / AppleSpotify ➜ https://open.spotify.com/show/5Gvj4ihzxjzc0HL9zxqZaV?si=b1366257a0e346fdApple ➜ https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/the-hot-mess-cosmic-express/id1847180859#fullmoonvibes #fullmooningemini #geminifullmoon
Mercury retrograde in Sagittarius = big truth, bigger edits. In this episode, we break down what this transit actually does (and doesn’t) mean—why travel plans go sideways, tech gets glitchy, and our hot takes need a second pass. Then we give you practical tools to slow down, fact-check, and realign with what you actually believe.
Highlights: reviewing beliefs, smarter travel buffers, communication clean-ups, and simple grounding rituals that keep you sane when the cosmos is loud.
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Scorpio season’s turning pressure into progress. After Darcy pulls Full Moon in Virgo – “Take Inspired Action”, we unpack how a Taurus Full Moon (emotions seeking safety) faces off with the Scorpio Sun (life pushing for change). Expect a fun, real-talk walkthrough of Darcy’s “5 Rs” Full-Moon method—Reflect, Release, Recommit/Reroute, Replenish—plus how to spot where stubborn comfort might be stalling your growth, and how to work the phase energy without burning out. And yes, there’s a gratitude mini-practice and a little bra-free comic relief—because it’s the Hot Mess Cosmic Express, obviously.
Card Pull: Full Moon in Virgo — “It’s time to take inspired action.”
Taurus Full Moon x Scorpio Sun: tug-of-war between comfort/stability vs. deep change and truth-telling.
House Focus (how to personalize): pull your chart and locate Taurus (inner/emotional focus) and Scorpio (where life is spotlighting change).
Darcy’s 5 Rs for Full-Moon Work:
Reflect – where am I stuck or resisting change?
Release – write it down, rip it away from you; burn or discard.
Recommit – stay the course if it still aligns.
Reroute – or map a new goal during the waning phase so it’s ready by the New Moon.
Replenish – gratitude practice to replace what you cleared.
Mindset Reframe: “Forgiveness is for them; releasing is for you.”
Practical magic: unsubscribe clean-ups, clutter clears, simple rituals, and body-led action to move energy.
Aim the fire. Change is coming—choose where it goes instead of letting it choose you.
Safety isn’t always alignment. Comfort (Taurus) can become a stall; check your reactions against your values.
Make it tangible. Writing + ripping/ceremony shifts energy; gratitude refills the tank.
Customize by house. Where Taurus sits in your chart = where emotions want safety; where Scorpio sits = where life demands growth.
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November’s cosmic forecast is officially a hot mess (and we love it). 🌕✨ Darcy & Tracy plug in the Hot Mess GPS — Galactic Planetary Snapshot — to map out 15 major transits in 30 days.
Expect Venus + Chiron love wounds, Mars kicking up Sagittarius fire, a Taurus Full Moon glow-up, Mercury & Jupiter tag-teaming retrogrades, and Saturn finally getting its act together.
Grab your coffee, crystals, and sense of humor — this month’s skies are chaotic, cosmic, and totally transformative.
🎧 Listen now for the sass, astrology, and survival tips your soul (and sanity) need this November.
Venus Opposite Chiron (Nov 1): Old wounds might sting, but they’re ready to heal.
Mars Enters Sagittarius (Nov 4): Big motivation energy — get things DONE, but watch impulsivity.
Full Moon in Taurus (Nov 5): Stay grounded when chaos hits; don’t abandon your goals.
Venus Enters Scorpio (Nov 6): Deep passion, deep feelings, maybe a dash of jealousy.
Uranus Retrograde in Taurus (Nov 8): Cosmic do-over! Handle it better this time.
Mercury Retrograde in Sagittarius (Nov 9–29): Travel mix-ups & tech gremlins. Rework, rethink, redo.
Jupiter Retrograde in Cancer (Nov 11): Emotional growth + family reflection.
Last Quarter Moon in Leo (Nov 12): Emotional challenges = confidence check.
New Moon in Scorpio (Nov 19): Manifest power moves with emotional alignment.
Sun Enters Sagittarius (Nov 22): Adventure, optimism, & holiday cheer unlocked.
Saturn Direct in Pisces (Nov 28): Lessons learned → time to apply them.
Mercury Direct in Scorpio (Nov 29): Clarity + deep truths surface.
Venus Enters Sagittarius (Nov 30): Love, laughter, and a little wanderlust — spa day approved.
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If you’ve been overthinking everything, side-eyeing your texts, or feeling like your brain needs a nap, this episode explains why. Darcy dives into how Aquarius and Scorpio are butting heads this week, what that square means for your emotional energy, and how to stop yourself from spiraling into suspicion and overanalysis.
✨ Highlights:
Why First Quarter Moons bring emotional challenges
The clash between Aquarius logic and Scorpio depth
How to work with the tension (instead of losing your mind)
Real-life examples from Darcy’s own “Hot Mess” moments
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Episode Description
Expect cosmic turbulence: a Last Quarter Moon in Cancer (cue the emotions), Venus slides into Libra bringing that Big V energy (beauty, balance, and maybe a little whipped cream), and Pluto turns direct in Aquarius, ushering in major global transformation through innovation, technology, and community.
Plus, Darcy pulls two cards for the collective — one reminding us to chill and let someone else drive, and another telling us to stop talking smack to ourselves. (Virgo season hangover, anyone?)
Grab your moon hat and strap in, Hot Mess Crew — Monday’s energy is spicy.
💡 Key Takeaways
🌗 Last Quarter Moon in Cancer = emotional reset time. Don’t quit your progress — rest, recharge, and redirect.
💋 Venus in Libra = balance beauty with boundaries. Romanticize your daily life (and maybe buy the fancy coffee).
🌀 Pluto Direct in Aquarius = revolutionize how you think, connect, and create. Collective systems are shifting — but personal growth starts with awareness.
🧠 Emotional Intelligence is Queen: scroll, don’t send.
🪞 Spiritual AF Reminder: Speak kindly to yourself — even your inner Virgo critic deserves a break.
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Darcy (closet studio, husband on TNF) and Tracy break down why full moons = climaxes and how this one in Aries can spike “me first” emotions while Libra Sun begs for grace and balance. You’ll learn what a void-of-course Moon means, why hospitals/call centers feel wilder on full moons, and how to swap knee-jerk reactions for emotional intelligence. Darcy’s five practical moves—self-care, un-neglecting people/things, self-image check, clean I’m sorrys, and speak your truth—give you a chill plan for a spicy sky. Where we talk about the stars, shuffle a few cards, and never pretend to have our shit together.
Key Takeaways
Full Moons = climaxes. Expect endings/peaks and big feelings; don’t feed the drama.
Aries Moon vs. Libra Sun = tug-of-war between my emotions and our harmony.
Void-of-course right before peak may soften last-minute blowups—use that calm wisely.
Plan, don’t pounce. Schedule hard convos after the peak; avoid “full-room” meetings.
Emotional intelligence beats impulse: pause, breathe, respond, hydrate, rinse hands (literally).
Darcy’s 5 Moves for an Aries Full Moon
Make time for you. Micro self-care lowers reactivity (walk, toes/nails, 10-min Candy Crush reset).
Un-neglect what matters. People (text/call Aunt Sally), health habits, finances, that promise you made at the Virgo New Moon.
Check your mirror talk. Notice self-image/self-confidence spirals; reframe before they run the show.
Say “I’m sorry.” No “but.” Journal: How could I have responded (not reacted) differently?
Speak your truth (kindly). Set the boundary now so you don’t explode later.
Quick Journal Prompts
What am I done carrying? (List & release.)
One honest “I’m sorry” I can offer is…
Where did I abandon my truth to keep the peace? What sentence re-centers me?
Simple Rituals:
Cleanse: smoke, sound, or a salt bath; wash hands under running water with a short mantra.
Release: write what’s ending and safely burn/tear; exhale heavy, inhale light.
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In this episode of The Hot Mess Cosmic Express, Darcy and Tracy dive into the power of the Moon sign — not just for you, but for your kids (and even adult children). Tracy shares how she used astrology + ChatGPT to better understand her sons’ emotional needs, communication styles, and even the best way to approach them as adults. Darcy jumps in with stories of her own family, her Cancer Moon donut-loving ways, and why your Sun sign only scratches the surface of who you are.
Together, they explore how the Moon sign acts as an “instruction manual” for nurturing relationships, easing parent-child conflicts, and building empathy in everyday life. This episode is equal parts eye-opening, relatable, and hilarious.
✨ Episode Notes & Highlights
Key Takeaways:
🌙 Your Moon sign is your emotional blueprint. It shifts every 2–2.5 days, making it deeply personal.
👩👧 Parenting hack: Knowing your child’s Moon sign can reveal how they process emotions and how best to nurture them.
🤖 Using ChatGPT + astrology: Tracy’s prompts gave her eerily accurate insights on parenting both her Capricorn Moon and Aries Moon sons.
🥯 Darcy’s Cancer Moon confession: “Bring me a donut and I’ll wag my tail all day.”
💡 The birth chart is basically the user manual we always wish our kids came with.
💬 Relationships shift as kids grow up — astrology offers a guide for evolving from parent-child to adult-adult dynamics.
Hot Mess Moments:
Darcy joking about her Taurus husband’s legendary stubborn streak.
Laughing at how obvious each son’s Moon sign was once ChatGPT described them.
Both hosts realizing they now need to plug their kids’ charts into ChatGPT too.
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We crack open teenage diaries, rising-sign realities, and relationship charts to ask: what would Past Us have changed if we’d known more about astrology?
Darcy brings her 1990 diary with three tiny resolutions (including a truly iconic #3 😅). From there, we time-travel through journaling, speech therapy, drive-thru window confidence, and the big reveal: how our rising signs shaped the paths we took (and the chaos we left behind).
If we’d known our charts sooner, would we have chosen differently—or just forgiven ourselves faster? Probably both.
Plus: preparedness quirks, survivalist bookmobiles, and why using a birth chart can turn emotional knee-jerks into thoughtful responses.
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Strap in, Hot Mess Crew — this is the grand finale of our 4-part zodiac series! Darcy & Tracy round out the wheel with Capricorn (the hardworking goat), Aquarius (the quirky genius rebel), and Pisces (the dreamy mystic). From archetypes and modalities to opposites and real-life stories, we explore what makes these signs tick, and how their cosmic flavors show up in your birth chart.
Along the way, Darcy shares a touching story about her Capricorn mom and an uncanny dream message from “the other side,” Tracy unpacks the power of opposites in astrology, and together we uncover why understanding all twelve signs (not just your Big 3) is the true key to decoding your chart.
Grab your birth chart, a glitter pen, and maybe some tissues — this episode is a mix of laughs, cosmic aha’s, and heartfelt moments you won’t want to miss.
Highlights & Key Takeaways:
Capricorn (Dec 22 – Jan 19)
• Cardinal Earth sign ruled by Saturn.
• Archetypes: the Hermit, the Father, the Hard Worker.
• Strengths: dedication, resilience, high standards.
• Watch out for: workaholic tendencies, over-responsibility.
• Opposite sign = Cancer (balance of career vs. home).
Aquarius (Jan 20 – Feb 18)
• Fixed Air sign ruled by Uranus.
• Archetypes: the Genius, the Revolutionary, the Truth-Teller.
• Humanitarian, innovative, fiercely individual.
• Can appear detached, stubborn, or unemotional.
• Opposite sign = Leo (balancing “we” vs. “me”).
Pisces (Feb 19 – Mar 20)
• Mutable Water sign ruled by Neptune.
• Archetypes: the Mystic, the Poet, the Dreamer.
• Intuitive, spiritual, empathetic, romantic.
• Shadow side: escapism, over-idealism, lack of boundaries.
• Opposite sign = Virgo (balancing dreams vs. daily routines).
Other gems from this episode:
The 10th house connection: why Capricorn energy often feels “fatherly.”
Aquarius glyph decoded: not waves, but serpents = symbol of knowledge.
Pisces’ two fish: one swims the outer world, the other dives into hidden realms.
Opposites = balance: how your chart’s opposing signs can unlock solutions when you feel stuck.
Darcy’s personal story about her Capricorn mom’s transition and dream visit.
Mantras & Keywords:
Capricorn → “I achieve” / “I use”
Aquarius → “I know” / “I am authentic”
Pisces → “I believe” / “I dream”
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In this episode, Darcy & Tracy dig into three powerhouse signs:
♎ Libra –the lover, negotiator, and social butterfly who craves balance but may sometimes tip the scales.
♏ Scorpio – the mysterious detective of the zodiac, bringing depth, passion, and a sting when pushed too far.
♐ Sagittarius – the flaming arrow, the gypsy soul turned philosopher, and the big-picture dreamer with Jupiter’sexpansive fire.
Grab your birth chart (your boarding pass, people!) and follow along as we unpack where these signs show up in your life. Expect laughs, sass, and a few cosmic side tangents(peckers, pizza at 3am, and fart-in-a-whirlwind metaphors included).
What you’ll hear in this episode:
· Libra’s Venus-ruled love of beauty, balance, and genuine connections
· Why Libras make great negotiators (but sometimes indecisivepeople-pleasers)
· Scorpio’s intensity, mystery, and ride-or-die loyalty — plus that dark,sexy Pluto vibe
· The sweet and sour side of Scorpio (detective vs. grudge-holder)
· Sagittarius’ phases: gypsy soul → teacher → philosopher
· Why Sag risings (like your hosts!) are big, bold, and occasionally fullof hot air
· How to spot when Libra’s out of balance, Scorpio’s on defense, orSagittarius is overshooting
Takeaways:
· Look at your chart to see where Libra, Scorpio, and Sagittarius show up — that’s where you’ll feel their energy most.
· Libra teaches harmony and boundaries.
· Scorpio invites you to dive deep and feel it all.
· Sagittarius urges you to think bigger, explore, and share your lessons.
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Hop aboard The Hot Mess Cosmic Express as Darcy and Tracy continue their zodiac wheel adventure! This week, we dive into Cancer (the foodie, healer, and sometimes crabby nurturer), Leo (the show-stopping performer with big hair and a bigger heart), and Virgo (the analyzer, perfectionist, and bean counter extraordinaire). Expect laughs, cosmic insights, and plenty of “oh my gosh, that’s so me” moments as we mix astrology basics with personal stories, sass, and a few sideways detours.
Highlights & Key Takeaways
Cancer (June 21–July 22)
Ruled by the Moon 🌙, element of water 💧.
Mantra: I feel → deeply emotional, nurturing, foodie vibes.
Strengths: loyal, generous, intuitive, family-oriented.
Shadow: clingy, moody, crabby (literally).
Fun note: Crabs move sideways → Cancers often approach life indirectly.
Leo (July 23–August 22)
Ruled by the Sun ☀️, element of fire 🔥.
Mantra: I will → confident, bold, center of attention.
Strengths: creative, romantic, generous, powerful.
Shadow: egotistical, dramatic, doesn’t take criticism well.
Fun note: Think big hair, glitter, and “I love me” energy.
Virgo (Aug 23–Sept 22)
Ruled by Mercury 🪐, element of earth 🌎.
Mantra: I analyze → logical, grounded, service-oriented.
Strengths: reliable, intelligent, practical, detail-oriented.
Shadow: picky, overly critical, perfectionist, workaholic.
Fun note: Known as the bean counters & certification junkies of the zodiac.
Cosmic Extras:
Myth of Virgo & Scorpio as one sign split into feminine/masculine energy.
Darcy’s Virgo theme song → “I’m in a Hurry (And Don’t Know Why)” by Alabama.
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We're kicking off our zodiac wheel series with the first three signs — Aries, Taurus, and Gemini. From fiery Aries warriors and stubborn-but-sensual Taurus vibes to the chatty, adaptable Gemini twins, this episode blends cosmic basics with hot mess commentary, personal stories, and plenty of laughs. Grab your birth chart (and maybe a notebook), because class is in session — Hot Mess style.
Highlights & Key Takeaways
Aries (Mar 21–Apr 19)
🔥 Fire sign | Cardinal modality | Ruled by Mars
Mantra: I am
Archetypes: the Warrior, Pioneer, Daredevil, Survivor
Strengths: passionate, motivated, ambitious, enthusiastic
Shadow: impulsive, bossy, short attention span
Taurus (Apr 20–May 20)
🌎 Earth sign | Fixed modality | Ruled by Venus
Mantra: I have
Archetypes: the Earth Spirit, Musician, Silent-but-Strong type, Ferdinand the Bull 🐂
Strengths: dependable, affectionate, sensual, creative, stable
Shadow: stubborn, resistant to change, materialistic, sometimes lazy
Fun note: loves music, comfort, food, and finer things
Gemini (May 21–Jun 20)
🌬 Air sign | Mutable modality | Ruled by Mercury
Mantra: I think
Archetypes: the Observer, Teacher, Storyteller, Journalist
Strengths: witty, adaptable, curious, communicative, versatile
Shadow: inconsistent, anxious, indecisive, “two-faced” (really just adaptive)
Fun note: loves people-watching, journaling, lists, mysteries, and true crime
Cosmic Extras:
Darcy & Tracy explain the three modalities (Cardinal, Fixed, Mutable) and how they set the “flavor” of each sign.
Sock confession: Darcy is an “astroholic” who picks socks based on the moon phase 🌙🧦.
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Welcome back aboard the Hot Mess Cosmic Express, Hot Mess Crew! 🌌✨ In Part 1, Darcy & Tracy dished on Virgo energy, what makes the New Moon your cosmic reset button, and why Virgo season has us all reaching for planners and label makers.
Now in Part 2, it’s time to get personal. This episode is your house-by-house guide to the Virgo New Moon, broken down by Rising sign. Whether it’s career goals, DIY projects, joint finances, or reconnecting with your inner child, Darcy & Tracy share where this lunation hits in your chart — and how to set goals that actually stick.
Grab your rising sign, buckle up, and let’s set intentions with a Virgo twist.
Quick refresher: New Moons = new beginnings, Virgo = organization, wellness, service, details.
Rising sign = your personal map to where the New Moon shows up in your chart.
House-by-house walkthrough from Aries Rising through Pisces Rising, with practical examples for each.
Deeper dives into tricky houses like the 8th (taboo, joint finances, legacy) and 11th (luck, networks, big wishes).
Welcome aboard, Hot Mess Crew!
🚀 In this episode, Darcy & Tracy break down what a New Moon actually is, why the Virgo New Moon is extra special, and how Virgo energy shows up in our daily lives. From routines and health habits to being of service (and yes, even getting kinky), this episode is packed with laughs, cosmic insights, and plenty of Virgo truth bombs.
👉 Perfect for anyone wanting to set fresh intentions, learn about Virgo’s vibe, or just feel seen as a fellow bean-counter with a messy desk.
Darcy's Virgo-Inspired Goals
Be of service
Do something kind/helpful for others (big or small, like clearing a neighbor’s trash bin or helping without being asked).
Health + wellness
Check in with your daily habits, routines, and physical well-being.
Could be as small as walking more, eating cleaner, or swapping products for healthier options.
Get organized / “get your sh*t together”
Tidy or streamline at least one area of life.
Example: Darcy’s label-maker + key hook system.
Give yourself (and others) a break
Virgos can be overly critical — set a goal to ease up on the self-talk or soften judgments.
Pay attention to details — but not too much
Balance being detail-oriented without getting stuck in perfectionism or nitpicking.
Finances
Review your budget, bills, or savings.
Virgo = bean-counter vibes, so financial check-ins make sense here.
Expand your mind
Learn something new, finish a book, or pick up a new skill.
Could be practical (like trying an air fryer 🍟) or self-development.
Spice up your sex life
Virgo “lady in the streets, freak in the sheets” energy = let your freak flag fly.
Mercury retrograde might have ended, but the Hot Mess chaos is still in full swing! In this hilarious and honest episode, Darcy and Tracy unpack what Mercury retrograde actually is, how Mars moving into Libra shifts the cosmic vibe, and why Chiron—the “wounded healer”—deserves a second look.
🌟 Highlights & Topics Covered:
Mercury Retrograde Wrap-Up:
The difference between “stationing” vs “going direct”
Retrograde = optical illusion (you’re not crazy)
Mars Moves into Libra:
Say goodbye to Virgo’s micromanaging energy
Expect themes of balance, self-care, teamwork, and (gulp) passive-aggressiveness
Tracy’s astro hot take: “Know when to rest, but still get your shit done.”
Darcy’s Real Life Retrograde Recap:
Gas gauge drama
Tech fails galore
When astrology mirrors your real-world job chaos (tariff alignment for the win!)
WTF is Chiron?
Known as the “Wounded Healer”
Can point to a life event (based on its degree) that shaped your healing journey
Darcy’s Chiron in Aries: becoming a mom = soul-saving moment
Listener homework: Find your Chiron degree and tell us what happened at that age!
📝 Key Takeaways
Planets don’t actually move backward—retrograde is an Earth-based illusion.
The real end of Mercury retrograde was August 11, not August 10.
Mars in Libra = finding balance between rest and ambition (and avoiding passive-aggressive blowups).
Chiron’s degree in your birth chart can reveal pivotal life moments that shaped your healing path.
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🪐 Episode Summary:
Darcy and Tracy blast off into the mystical swirl of the so-called Lions Gate Portal. Is it an astrological event? A numerology thing? Or just social media pop-astrology with a cute name? Your co-commanders don’t hold back as they scroll, rant, research, and pull up charts in real time to figure out whether 8/8 is a big deal or just another sparkly rabbit hole.
Highlights & Takeaways:
Lions Gate Origins: Rooted more in numerology (8/8 energy) than traditional astrology. The “portal” narrative is largely driven by pop-astrology on social media.
The Bottom Line: If Lions Gate rituals resonate with you, do your thing. If not? Don’t sweat it. You’re not missing out on anything “official.”🌟 Mentions & Resources
Astro Seek – Astrology chart tool Darcy loves (and swears isn't just for dating).
Shoutout to Jane Hildebrand – Hypnotherapist & past-life regression guide
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In this chaotic, cosmic, and candid kickoff episode, your co-commanders Darcy Britt and Tracy Gardner officially launch The Hot Mess Cosmic Express! From abandoned podcast attempts and moonlit Virgo rants to basement mold disasters and birth chart confessions, this episode is equal parts spiritual astrology and real-life hot mess. The duo opens up about their journey to finally landing on the podcast that feels just right—and they promise it’s only going to get messier (and more magical) from here.
If you’ve ever felt overwhelmed by astrology, tarot, or just life in general—hop aboard. Your birth chart is your boarding pass.
🔥 Highlights:
The Backstory: From Awaken the Authentic You to the (never launched) Darcy & Tracy Show, this podcast is the lovechild of passion, pivoting, and planetary timing.
Meet Your Co-Commanders:
Tracy Gardner: Astrology nerd, Human Design explorer, Numerology dabbler, and fellow Virgo (but later in the sign).
Cosmic Confessions: Darcy reveals her necklace is the star map of her wedding night in Vegas. Also? Her clothes hangers are color-coded by texture. Send help.
Why This Podcast? Because perfection is boring. Darcy and Tracy are here to help listeners explore astrology, tarot, the moon, and Human Design in a fun, relatable, sometimes foul-mouthed, and always heartfelt way.
🌕 Key Takeaways:
Everyone has all 12 signs in their chart, not just your Sun, Moon, and Rising.
Understanding your Big Three (Sun, Moon, Rising) is a powerful first step.
If it’s not flowing, it’s not right—pivoting is part of the path (especially for manifesting generators).
Your chart is your boarding pass for navigating the cosmic chaos.
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