Mercury retrograde might have ended, but the Hot Mess chaos is still in full swing! In this hilarious and honest episode, Darcy and Tracy unpack what Mercury retrograde actually is, how Mars moving into Libra shifts the cosmic vibe, and why Chiron—the “wounded healer”—deserves a second look.
🌟 Highlights & Topics Covered:
Mercury Retrograde Wrap-Up:
The difference between “stationing” vs “going direct”
Retrograde = optical illusion (you’re not crazy)
Mars Moves into Libra:
Say goodbye to Virgo’s micromanaging energy
Expect themes of balance, self-care, teamwork, and (gulp) passive-aggressiveness
Tracy’s astro hot take: “Know when to rest, but still get your shit done.”
Darcy’s Real Life Retrograde Recap:
Gas gauge drama
Tech fails galore
When astrology mirrors your real-world job chaos (tariff alignment for the win!)
WTF is Chiron?
Known as the “Wounded Healer”
Can point to a life event (based on its degree) that shaped your healing journey
Darcy’s Chiron in Aries: becoming a mom = soul-saving moment
Listener homework: Find your Chiron degree and tell us what happened at that age!
📝 Key Takeaways
Planets don’t actually move backward—retrograde is an Earth-based illusion.
The real end of Mercury retrograde was August 11, not August 10.
Mars in Libra = finding balance between rest and ambition (and avoiding passive-aggressive blowups).
Chiron’s degree in your birth chart can reveal pivotal life moments that shaped your healing path.
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