Schoolhouse Rock turns fifty, here's some of the better songs. AUDIO VAULT: Man vs. vending machine. Man loses. Lions can shut Aaron Rodgers up Sunday night. GOOD NEWS: a kid takes her gramma's sketches and makes them come alive. What people 100 years ago thought the future held. Mixtape Love. Comedian Brad Upton. The weirdness of the Idaho murder affadavit.

The weird drama going on on the national soccer team. AUDIO VAULT: A kids toy that tells funny, but inappropriate jokes. A bad name for a new year. GOOD NEWS: A British woman seeks to do one new thing everyday, but I'm saddened because she should have done most of these years ago. OLD TIMEY NEWS: 1947 -- A man gets busted for living under the street on GR's West Side. A friend of mine gets mad when I point out that he once looked like the Idaho killer, but a caller can top that. He apparently looks like Dahmer. Darts! It's the new NFL and no one gets hurt. Except the dart board.

NFL Player Improving, League still hasn't worked out what will happen without playing that game, AUDIO VAULT: A woman has men all wrong as far as marriage goes, Albums that turn 50, 40 and 30 in 2023, GOOD NEWS: Woman finds long lost engagement ring. A woman keeps her heart in a bag, don't we all? A caller extols the Rockford Marching Band's Rose Parade performance. You can find love in some strange places, including the Wendy's drive thru. Another saying I hate: 'I wouldn't wish this on my worst enemy' Yeah, you would, in a heartbeat.

Michigan's weird game. AUDI VAULT: When you quit over the PA, the customers get weirded out. Lake State's List of banned words is BS. GOOD NEWS: Michigan teen saves cats, and a pig. A song about talking out your ass. Buffalo player who suffered cardiac arrest sent Lions fans to a horrific flashback. A resolution to end all resolutions.

An icicle falling caused me to defend myself with an alarm clock. AUDIO VAULT features a '90s flashback with Eddie Vedder singing U2. A story about a speeding Iowa youth lacks the information I need. Soft rock may cause you to speed, or kill yourself. JJ McCarthy's reason to smile. I challenge Bruce Springsteen to a pancake cook off. Drunk adventures.

Talking cats, The Grinch videos, Listeners achieving their goals in 2022, and me, apologizing for drinking the Honolulu Blue Kool Aid.

I got stuck in my own driveway. AUDIO VAULT: "go home and eat the mac and cheese in your pantry" is good storm advice. The storm has upset boomers because it was deemed worse than 1978 storm. GOOD NEWS: finding good art is never a bad thing. A listener received roach traps for Christmas...FROM HER MOM. Another song about snow plow drivers. Caller confesses about regifting.

When the storm comes, it will blow all your Christmas decorations away. AUDIO VAULT: The new Christmas hit, "Ya Filthy Animals". Thanks to all your working people this weekend, storm or not, people who work on Christmas are special. GOOD NEWS: White Elephant ends well for one woman. A song about the people who hang around too long at the Holidays. Then, a true story of the cops coming to evict a lingerer. A "Tales of the Cheap" Christmas story or two.

The story of Elvis and Nixon as told by a drunk man. AUDI VAULT: Another Christmas witch who eats your guts. Winter Solstice celebrations. GOOD NEWS: A Wal Mart greeter weighed down by medical debt gets relief for Xmas. RIP Franco Harris. A kid asks Santa for a toilet.

'Bomb cyclone' is not a real weather term. AUIDO VAULT: Another Christmas Witch to terrify your children, almost as much as nuclear war scared me. An earthquake hits California, but social media makes it all about them. GOOD NEWS: A baby is born during the snow storm on a US 131 exit ramp. The snow plow song is back. Unnecessarily censored Christmas songs makes Burl Ives a horndog. Weird Christmas traditions include feeding the reindeer. Although that seems dangerous.

Downtown driving is suddenly different in GR. AUDIO VAULT: You can't fly and say "penis" in Flint. Lions fans are confused by the team's success. GOOD NEWS: Cops in Florida hand out onions to speeders. There are some jobs available at the North Pole if you want to move. I'm big in Russia. Santa joins us to make a Scared Straight phone call to Madeline. And then another kid calls to drop dime on his dad drinking habits.

Young people online seemed shock that nutcrackers do indeed crack nuts. AUDIO VAULT: Meet Bobby the Snowman. Christmasaffairs.com allows you to check on your naughty or nice status. Mike Leach was someone we need more of. World records that were broken in 2022. Things that were supposed to be the next big thing.

I failed to make the Japanese billionaire's trip to the moon, but the comments section is weird again. AUDI VAULT: It's hard for kids to sneak out of the house these days, what with the Nest cams and all. Bon Jovi admits he doesn't like 'Livin On A Prayer' all that much. A weird Christmas tale from Germany. T-Rex disrupts an office party. Things you used to hate but now you like. And other things.

The Vikings thought they were playing the old Lions. AUDIO VAULT: A British kid threatens violence after being placed n the naughty list, Hills to die on, GOOD NEWS: A little girl writes the city council to allow unicorns in her background, Council responds with license to do that. Pets and Santa don't mix. Lions win makes a granpa happy. Christmas lyrics mishaps. More bad Christmas songs.

Math can sometimes make you less mad. AUDIO VAULT: A kid has a question for you, or does he? There are people out there named EGGNOG. GOOD NEWS: A group of travelers pool their talents. The caganer, or the 'Christmas Pooper' is back. The Elf on the Shelf seems to be falling out of favor. Nathan MacIntosh joins us share my view that the Beatles are overrated and technology is killing us.

Fleetwood Mac really like the cocaine. AUDIO VAULT: A girl wishes she had boobies. So do I. I think know now what my profession would've been in 1632. GOOD NEWS: Hikers find a dude who was living off a half jar of salsa. The "Cocaine Bear" movie is BS. The real Cocaine Bear died instantly. Cade McNamara should have transferred to Central. A caller says she almost puked on Jesus. Comedian Laurie Kilmartin talks about hos hot Houdini was.

Christine McVie Tributes. AUDIO VAULT: A girl raises dad's blood pressure by pranking him. How to roast chestnuts. Health insurance just keeps getting weirder. Am I a sociopath because I don't get excited for Christmas?