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The Liquored Up Low Down: A Bizarre News Podcast

The Liquored Up Low Down

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1 week ago

Send us a text A very special Birthday episode for Bryan. The Drink: The Churchill The Stories: Now you are prepared: https://www.theautopian.com/psa-in-case-of-rapture-keep-your-sunroofs-or-convertible-tops-open/ Edgar C. Whisenant: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Edgar_C._Whisenant Marry Lisa: https://www.kron4.com/news/bay-area/marry-lisa-highway-101-billboard/ The Partridge Family: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Partridge_Family The Reese's Lawsuit: https://www.aol.com/articles/hershe...

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Send us a text A very special Birthday episode for Bryan. The Drink: The Churchill The Stories: Now you are prepared: https://www.theautopian.com/psa-in-case-of-rapture-keep-your-sunroofs-or-convertible-tops-open/ Edgar C. Whisenant: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Edgar_C._Whisenant Marry Lisa: https://www.kron4.com/news/bay-area/marry-lisa-highway-101-billboard/ The Partridge Family: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Partridge_Family The Reese's Lawsuit: https://www.aol.com/articles/hershe...

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The Liquored Up Low Down: A Bizarre News Podcast

Prepare for RaptureTok, Billboards from a Lisa, Tom and Bryan's Music Podcast, Reese's Pumpkin Fleshlights

Send us a text A very special Birthday episode for Bryan. The Drink: The Churchill The Stories: Now you are prepared: https://www.theautopian.com/psa-in-case-of-rapture-keep-your-sunroofs-or-convertible-tops-open/ Edgar C. Whisenant: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Edgar_C._Whisenant Marry Lisa: https://www.kron4.com/news/bay-area/marry-lisa-highway-101-billboard/ The Partridge Family: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Partridge_Family The Reese's Lawsuit: https://www.aol.com/articles/hershe...

1 week ago

49 minutes

The Liquored Up Low Down: A Bizarre News Podcast

The Great Slug Chase, How (Not) to Be a Drug Mule, "Beer Run Ken": Crying Kids Sold Separately, Scam From Outer Space

Send us a text Gen X is awesome! The Drink - The Gin Fizz: https://www.liquor.com/recipes/gin-fizz/ The Stories: The Great Slug Chase: https://www.theguardian.com/world/2025/sep/08/doorbell-prankster-that-tormented-residents-of-german-apartments-turns-out-to-be-a-slug Drug Mule Musings: https://www.kktv.com/2025/09/05/epso-man-admits-having-illegal-drugs-his-car-near-downtown-colorado-springs/ It's Beer Run Ken! https://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/british-columbia/barbie-jeep-arrest-prince-george...

3 weeks ago

49 minutes

The Liquored Up Low Down: A Bizarre News Podcast

Justin Bieber (Not) in the House, Hooters Just Needs Better Butter, The DA and the Drug Dealer, I Will Have 18,000 Cups of Water Please

Send us a text Bryan does a next-level accent in this one! The Stories: Not Justin Bieber: https://www.usatoday.com/story/entertainment/celebrities/2025/08/19/justin-bieber-impersonator-las-vegas-club/85721536007/ Man Caught in Slide: https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/40yearold-man-rescued-getting-stuck-connecticut-playground-slide-rcna226463 Hooters just needs better butter: https://nypost.com/2025/08/22/us-news/hooters-honcho-rolls-back-skimpy-shorts-says-there-wont-be-butt-cheeks-hang...

1 month ago

50 minutes

The Liquored Up Low Down: A Bizarre News Podcast

The French Know How to Mourn, Diving Deep Into Douchbro Culture, A Treatise on Hooters, Turns Out Tom and Bryan Are More Evolved

Send us a text There's a nice out-take in here you don't want to miss! Stories: Tomb of the Unknown Cigarette Lighter: https://www.rfi.fr/en/france/20250806-man-arrested-after-lighting-cigarette-using-french-war-memorial-flame Cybertruck Driver Does Not Deny He Has a Small Penis: https://wtop.com/dc/2025/08/virginia-man-seeks-help-finding-the-woman-who-vandalized-his-tesla-cybertruck/ Cultural Relativism at It's Finest: https://soranews24.com/2025/07/25/japanese-schoolteacher-losing-job-for-m...

1 month ago

48 minutes

The Liquored Up Low Down: A Bizarre News Podcast

I'm Suing . . . Coldplay?, Serial Butt-sniffing is a Thing, A Cat Knows His Gucci, Exaggerated Numbers Going Down Doesn't Work Because Math

Send us a text The Drink: Beer from your local Brewery. The Tea App in Two Parts: Part 1: https://www.nbcnews.com/tech/tech-news/women-are-anonymously-spilling-tea-men-cities-viral-app-rcna220681 Part 2: https://www.nbcnews.com/tech/social-media/tea-app-hacked-13000-photos-leaked-4chan-call-action-rcna221139 I'm Suing . . . Coldplay: https://www.ndtv.com/entertainment/ex-astronomer-ceo-andy-byron-to-sue-coldplay-for-emotional-distress-over-viral-kiss-cam-video-they-made-me-a-meme-8953153 Th...

2 months ago

54 minutes

The Liquored Up Low Down: A Bizarre News Podcast

The Time Travel Love Triangle, Man Moves to Russia for Freedom, Tom's Epic Rant, (Not) Everyone's Favorite MILF

Send us a text In this episode, Tom goes on an epic rant that made editing harder for Bryan, but the final product is, we hope, quite funny. The B and B (Brandy or Bourbon and Benedictine): https://www.thespruceeats.com/brandy-and-benedictine-recipe-759285 The Stories: No more Red Pandas as Wake Up Calls: https://www.nbcnews.com/world/china/china-red-panda-wake-call-service-hotel-viral-video-red-note-rcna215162 Time Travel to Cover Up Murder: https://www.cbsnews.com/news/anna-repkina-murde...

2 months ago

55 minutes

The Liquored Up Low Down: A Bizarre News Podcast

A Bed That's Also a Tank, A Felon Reports His Own Felony and Commits Another Felony, A Hospital That's Also a Waterpark

Send us a text The Drink: The Fitzgerald: https://www.foodandwine.com/fitzgerald-cocktail-recipe-8692781 The Stories: TSA urges people to stop trying to use a Costco card as a sufficient REAL ID: https://www.wsfa.com/2025/06/06/tsa-urges-people-stop-trying-use-costco-card-sufficient-real-id/#jws1au56yepvkb57za6d23t2eoolh67 We're married? https://www.klfy.com/national/texas-woman-arrested-wedding-scam/ A man and his tank-bed https://www.utubepublisher.in/2025/07/man-invents-motorized-bed-on-...

3 months ago

57 minutes

The Liquored Up Low Down: A Bizarre News Podcast

DJ Can Collector, Wedding Guns and Lambos, Amazon's Peeing Robots, Louisiana Bans Chemtrails

Send us a text We list off some of the worst songs ever. Later, Bryan does one of his impressions! The Drink: The Piña Colada 1/2 medium lime1/2 cups frozen pineapple chunks (about 2 1/2 ounces)3 ounces well-stirred coconut cream (not cream of coconut)2 ounces white rum2 ounces simple syrupBut it all in a blender and enjoy! DJ Can Collector: https://www.oddee.com/australian-man-buys-a-house-by-recycling-half-a-million-cans-and-bottles-75231/ Guns and Lambos: https://www.clickondetroit.com/ne...

3 months ago

49 minutes

The Liquored Up Low Down: A Bizarre News Podcast

Read the ChatGPTLeaves, Man Really Loves Lowe's Sheds, New Orleans Escape ROFLCOPTER

Send us a text This episode is packed with song and dance and Jell-O shots. We have animal stories, and Bryan talks about his disdain for pickles. The Drink: The Long Island Iced Tea ½ fluid ounce vodka½ fluid ounce rum½ fluid ounce gin½ fluid ounce tequila½ fluid ounce triple sec (orange-flavored liqueur)1 fluid ounce sweet and sour mix1 fluid ounce cola, or to taste1 lemon sliceThe Stories: Woman divorced husband after ChatGPT predicts affair: https://www.techspot.com/news/107925-woman-div...

4 months ago

55 minutes

The Liquored Up Low Down: A Bizarre News Podcast

The Canadian Parking Garage Fiasco, The (Florida) Man With Three Wives, Your Grandpas Pokemon Cards

Send us a text It's a good thing our mics stifle laughter. Hopefully it's contagious and you laugh with us. Bryan gets really drunk due to a risky cocktails substitution. The Drink: https://www.delish.com/cooking/recipe-ideas/a62599833/cherry-lime-margarita-recipe/ Parking Garage Fiasco: https://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/manitoba/winnipeg-pedestrian-run-over-st-james-1.7491149 The (Florida) Man With Three Wives https://www.abcactionnews.com/news/local-news/i-team-investigates/florida-m...

4 months ago

50 minutes

The Liquored Up Low Down: A Bizarre News Podcast

Incels and Migrant Wives, The Staten Island Sex Toy Fire, Emotional Support Tigers

Send us a text This week is LULDian to the max: Arson, Tigers, Sex Toys, Boobs and Cats. The Drink: The Negroni https://www.liquor.com/recipes/negroni/ World's First Sperm Race: https://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2025/04/17/Sperm-Racing-Los-Angeles-Hollywood-Palladium/1181744921463/ Incels and Migrant Wives: https://www.politicalflare.com/2025/04/california-gubernatorial-candidate-threatens-immigrants-with-deportation-if-they-dont-marry-incels/ Ya Been Hatfished: https://www.huffpost.com/entry/if-...

4 months ago

57 minutes

The Liquored Up Low Down: A Bizarre News Podcast

Police Chief Shenanigans Go Too Far, First Date Fiasco, Alien Invasion List Make Sense . . . Unless You've Seen the Movie Predator

Send us a text Our best episode since the break! The Drink: The White Russian https://www.allrecipes.com/recipe/222900/white-russian-cocktail/ Police Chief Bob Farley has a lot of explaining to do: https://patch.com/new-jersey/hoboken/police-chief-defecated-office-put-viagra-coffee-nj-cops-claim Boeing Bannis latch issues: https://www.msn.com/en-us/travel/news/ntsb-warns-of-boeing-evacuation-slide-issues/ar-AA1CfoOs?ocid=entnewsntp&pc=HCTS&cvid=1f20eed594a0438b8ee0190d5e8f4a2e&...

5 months ago

53 minutes

The Liquored Up Low Down: A Bizarre News Podcast

Vape or Your Tamagotchi Will Die, There's a Turtle In My Pants, The Dough Ball Anti-Theft Fashion Accessory

Send us a text This one has everything, Vape-agotchis, WTF Texas?, And Dough Ball Clusches. The Drink: The Gin and Tonic https://www.allrecipes.com/recipe/49355/gin-and-tonic/ Vape or your Tamagotchi will die: https://screenshot-media.com/culture/internet-culture/new-york-vaping-invention-tamagotchi/ Public lagoon sex: https://nypost.com/2025/03/26/lifestyle/couple-caught-having-sex-at-family-swimming-spot-make-a-shocking-demand-to-onlookers-we-were-in-disbelief/ Texas laws about sex toy...

5 months ago

53 minutes

The Liquored Up Low Down: A Bizarre News Podcast

Yes We Have No Gorillas, Could You Please Pass Those Diamonds, Measuring the Resting Bitch Face . . . of Cats

Send us a text Virginia Zoo responds to gorilla escape rumors: 'we don't have those': https://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2025/03/14/Virginia-Zoo-escaped-gorilla-hoax/9441741983178/ A Diamond in the Rough: https://thesmokinggun.com/documents/crime/gilder-follow-285937 Dogs can shoot guns: https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/memphis-man-says-was-shot-dog-lying-bed-rcna196189 The great python CBD Oil heist: https://www.woodtv.com/news/nexstar-media-wire/men-with-pythons-wanted-for-t...

6 months ago

42 minutes

The Liquored Up Low Down: A Bizarre News Podcast

HashtagDroppingThingsOnYourFoot, Valentine's Murder "in Paris" Kinda, Burning Loins (of a Sex Doll)

Send us a text #DroppingThingsOnYourFoot https://www.heraldscotland.com/news/national/24956420.tiktokers-dropping-heavy-objects-feet-viral-trend-risk-lifetime-pain/ Valentine's Day "in Paris" . . . oh wait . . . murder? https://people.com/man-allegedly-killed-wife-reaction-valentines-day-plans-police-11683783 Soon Bang tells you "soon bang": https://nj1015.com/woman-named-soon-bang-charged-with-running-nj-sex-parlor/ I should put my sex doll away . . . wait . . . I should burn it! https://...

6 months ago

45 minutes

The Liquored Up Low Down: A Bizarre News Podcast

The End Is Nigh (According to AI), That's a Lovely Lake of Death You Have There, That's a Spicy (Stolen) Meatball

Send us a text The end is nigh, according to AI: https://www.ladbible.com/news/world-news/scientists-computer-modelling-technology-ai-society-collapse-920494-20250207 "Bet you I can dodge a bullet mother fucker.": https://www.abc4.com/news/wasatch-front/arrest-dodge-bullets/ The Lake of Death (and the Lesser Flamingo): https://www.ladbible.com/community/weird/deadliest-lake-natron-secret-turns-animals-stone-tanzania-873170-20250201 The Doogie Houser story (google it, Gen Z-ers): https://ww...

7 months ago

48 minutes

The Liquored Up Low Down: A Bizarre News Podcast

Cholesterol is Not Your Friend, Literal Liar Whose Pants are On Fire, 'G-night Mumsie!'

Send us a text Cholesterol is a bitch: https://www.fox13news.com/news/man-eating-6-9-pounds-butter-cheese-day-develops-cholesterol-hands-while-carnivore-diet-jama McAffee comes back from the dead: https://mashable.com/article/john-mcafee-aintivirus-memecoin The F1 Dream Trip; Wife says FU: https://www.mirror.co.uk/lifestyle/sex-relationships/im-taking-dream-trip-female-34524795 Liar, liar, pants on fire: https://www.yahoo.com/news/inept-arsonist-set-pants-fire-142034849.html 'G-night mumsie...

7 months ago

53 minutes

The Liquored Up Low Down: A Bizarre News Podcast

Fascist Falconer Fired for Phallus, The Great Bear Insurance Scam, Safe Pooping in the Mosh Pit

Send us a text The drink: The Gimlet: https://www.liquor.com/recipes/gimlet/ Bears and Rolls Royces and Mercedeses, oh my! https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2024/nov/14/california-bear-costume-car-insurance-fraud Florida man has secret underground lair: https://www.miamiherald.com/news/state/florida/article298231938.html Monkeys escape (our theory is they used the "3 monkeys in a trenchcoat" method): https://www.today.com/news/escaped-monkeys-south-carolina-rcna179160 No bathroom breaks ...

8 months ago

1 hour 2 minutes

The Liquored Up Low Down: A Bizarre News Podcast

Death of a Fart Commander, Axes and Alcohol, and Rover the Alligator

Perhaps there really was an Israeli Mossad Commander whose name translates to "Made A Fart" and he got into military operations because high school was so terribly, terribly hard for him. https://www.jpost.com/middle-east/article-709031 Axes! Coming to a bar near you! https://www.kiro7.com/news/local/state-votes-allow-axe-throwing-businesses-with-liquor-licenses/YKWBQXOD7FG3RLH2YXHFZUNW6Q/ Be careful. My dog bites because my dog is an alligator. https://www.fieldandstream.com/survival/florida...

3 years ago

30 minutes

The Liquored Up Low Down: A Bizarre News Podcast

Unsafe Babies, Mutant Rage Hamsters, and Bear Wrassling

In this week's episode, learn about one practically perfect safety product for infants and toddlers, flawless with the exception of one small design flaw: https://www.pennlive.com/life/2022/05/federal-safety-agency-issues-warning-about-babyrescue-rapid-evacuation-devices.html#:~:text=Published%3A%20May.,the%20child%20inside%20the%20bag.%E2%80%9D Already working on the cover art for Mutant Rage Hamsters 2: This Time It's Personal. Whatever happened to Mutant Rage Hamsters 1? Let's just skip ...

3 years ago

26 minutes