It's another stage show because... uh... because we said so.
Sound credits to DanJFilms for "Short Pizzicato Song", which was inexplicably sped up here because
Edit credit to M Starr Brannigan, who is helping out as my mental health crashes like a bus!
Current Score:
Bran: 8
Ellie: 6
Null: 6
The Longshot Club is a Stars & Void Production. We can be found on Instagram @Longshotclub, Twitter @lscpod or emailed at lscpod@gmail.com!
Bran, Null, and Ellie Dallas multipass! Multipass!
(she knows it's a multipass. Bran, Null, and Ellie Dallas, my wives. We're newlywed, just met, you know how it happens, bump into each other, sparks happ- YEAH SHE KNOWS IT'S A MULTIPASS- anyway, we're in love!)
Spoilers for The Fifth Element and Prince of Darkness.
Sound credits to DanJFilms for "Short Pizzicato Song".
Current Score:
Bran: 8
Ellie: 6
Null: 6
The Longshot Club is a Stars & Void Production. We can be found on Instagram @Longshotclub, Twitter @lscpod or emailed at lscpod@gmail.com!
A request from a Nathan came in to watch Striking Vipers, an episode of beloved science fiction anthology series Black Mirror. This episode was originally available to $13 patreon members all the way back in December!
Meanwhile, see you again in May!
Spoilers for Black Mirror: Striking Vipers.
Sound credit to DanJFilms for "Short Pizzicato Song"
The Longshot Club is a Stars & Void Production. We can be found on Instagram @Longshotclub, Twitter @lscpod or emailed at lscpod@gmail.com!
We're getting creepy crawly this time as we watch the alien zombie creature feature by beloved superhero director James Gunn. Tally how many times we interrupt each other!
Spoilers for Slither, Shaun of the Dead, and Guardians of the Galaxy
Sound credits to DanJFilms for "Short Pizzicato Song" and Cabled Mess for "Coin_C_08".
Current Score:
Bran: 8
Ellie: 6
Null: 6
The Longshot Club is a Stars & Void Production. We can be found on Instagram @Longshotclub, Twitter @lscpod or emailed at lscpod@gmail.com!
The club explores the difficult subject matter and inconsistent tone of a Disney film that is less a beloved classic and more a treasured anomaly.
Spoilers for Hunchback and kind of sort of for The Pagemaster.
Sound credits to DanJFilms for "Short Pizzicato Song" and Cabled Mess for "Coin_C_08".
Current Score:
Bran: 8
Ellie: 5
Null: 6
The Longshot Club is a Stars & Void Production. We can be found on Instagram @Longshotclub, Twitter @lscpod or emailed at lscpod@gmail.com!
Get in loser, we're watching Mean Girls today.
Spoilers for Mean Girls
Sound credits to DanJFilms for "Short Pizzicato Song" and Cabled Mess for "Coin_C_08".
Current Score:
Bran: 6
Ellie: 5
Null: 6
The Longshot Club is a Stars & Void Production. We can be found on Instagram @Longshotclub, Twitter @lscpod or emailed at lscpod@gmail.com!
The legendary perfect storm of cinematic garbage is upon us and Brannigan is not prepared. But for a film based on a musical without actual plot, how bad can it be?
Spoilers for Cats.
Sound credit to DanJFilms for "Short Pizzicato Song".
Current Score:
Bran: 3
Ellie: 3
Null: 3
The Longshot Club is a Stars & Void Production. We can be found on Instagram @Longshotclub, Twitter @lscpod or emailed at lscpod@gmail.com!
Director Sam Weisman not even trying hard!
Spoilers for George of the Jungle.
Sound credit to DanJFilms for "Short Pizzicato Song".
Current Score:
Bran: 3
Ellie: 3
Null: 3
The Longshot Club is a Stars & Void Production. We can be found on Instagram @Longshotclub, Twitter @lscpod or emailed at lscpod@gmail.com!
We've got our mascara and our highlights and we're not completely unfortunate looking, so that can only mean that we're watching beloved feminist comedy Legally Blonde.
Spoilers for Legally Blonde. Sound credit to DanJFilms for "Short Pizzicato Song".
Current Score:
Bran: 3
Ellie: 3
Null: 3
The Longshot Club is a Stars & Void Production. We can be found on Instagram @Longshotclub, Twitter @lscpod or emailed at lscpod@gmail.com!
To celebrate 25 episodes (and nearly a year) of spicy discussion and teasing chit-chat, we're taking a moment to cast our eyes to a smaller screen. And by a moment I mean our longest episode to date!
In memory of Betty White, 1922-2021. Forever loved, forever missed, never forgotten.
Spoilers for Firefly episode "Objects In Space", Johnny Quest episode "Turu the Terrible", the back half of the 12th Doctor's run on Doctor Who, and countless episodes of Golden Girls because it's all classic. Also some Modern Family.
sound credits to DanJFilms for "Short Pizzicato Song", Zombie Expert for a really handy censor sound, and Airblock for "VCR Click" even though they listed that you don't need to credit them for it. c:
Current Score:
Bran: 3
Ellie: 3
Null: 3
The Longshot Club is a Stars & Void Production. We can be found on Instagram @Longshotclub, Twitter @lscpod or emailed at lscpod@gmail.com!
We happily interrupt your yuletide heartburn with a holiday film sporting such lines as "Connecticut is the fifth ring of hell" and "Excuse me, the corpse still has the floor." Please join us in politely ignoring the Kevin Spacey of it all!
Spoilers for The Ref, Suckerpunch, John Dies At The End, Home Alone, and Criminal Minds again for some reason.
Sound credit to Rich Wise for "Electronic Christmas Decoration".
Current Score:
Bran: 3
Ellie: 3
Null: 3
The Longshot Club is a Stars & Void Production. We can be found on Instagram @Longshotclub, Twitter @lscpod or emailed at lscpod@gmail.com!
A dispute breaks out among club members over the ending of auteur Denis Villeneuve's crime thriller Prisoners.
Spoilers for Prisoners, a random episode of The Mentalist, and maybe an episode of Criminal Minds but we're really not sure.
Sound credit to DanJFilms for "Short Pizzicato Song".
Current Score:
Bran: 3
Ellie: 3
Null: 3
The Longshot Club is a Stars & Void Production. We can be found on Instagram @Longshotclub, Twitter @lscpod or emailed at lscpod@gmail.com!
It's Brannigan Starr versus Tom Cruise once again as we digest the thematic feast that was Stanley Kubrick's final film, Eyes Wide Shut.
Spoilers for Eyes Wide Shut, Insidious Chapter 3, and 14th century epic poem The Inferno by Dante Alighieri.
Sound credit to DanJFilms for "Short Pizzicato Song".
Current Score:
Bran: 3
Ellie: 3
Null: 3
The Longshot Club is a Stars & Void Production. We can be found on Instagram @Longshotclub, Twitter @lscpod or emailed at lscpod@gmail.com!
Worthwhile sequel- or mindless nostalgia riff? The Club deliberates!
Spoilers for Odd Couple 1 and 2
Sound credits to Cabled Mess for "Coin_C_08" and DanJFilms for "Short Pizzicato Song".
Current Score:
Bran: 3
Ellie: 3
Null: 3
The Longshot Club is a Stars & Void Production. We can be found on Instagram @Longshotclub, Twitter @lscpod or emailed at lscpod@gmail.com!
SPOOKY DAY IS NIGH, so Null is trotting out 2010's ghost-'em-up flick Insidious to scare the bejeezus out of Brannigan. But is it really the ghosts scaring Bran, or just Patrick Wilson's performance?
Spoilers for Insidious and The Conjuring.
Sound credit to Cabled Mess for "Coin_C_08".
Another Fancy Boi sound credit:
Simple Music to Frighten Small Children By by Kevin MacLeod
Link: https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/4366-simple-music-to-frighten-small-children-by
License: https://filmmusic.io/standard-license
Current Score:
Bran: 2
Ellie: 3
Null: 3
The Longshot Club is a Stars & Void Production. We can be found on Instagram @Longshotclub, Twitter @lscpod or emailed at lscpod@gmail.com!
Gel up your mohawk and drop your acid* as we discuss 80s time capsule SLC Punk.
*we are not endorsing that you drop acid, that would be irresponsible of us.
Spoilers for SLC Punk.
Sound credit to DanJFilms for "Short Pizzicato Song"... except... well... you'll see.
Current Score:
Bran: 2
Ellie: 3
Null: 2
The Longshot Club is a Stars & Void Production. We can be found on Instagram @Longshotclub, Twitter @lscpod or emailed at lscpod@gmail.com!
Does this beloved comedy hold up under the weight of its own boomer humor? Let's find out!
Spoilers for The Odd Couple and light spoilers for Odd Couple II and Always Sunny In Philadelphia.
Sound credit to DanJFilms for "Short Pizzicato Song"
Current Score:
Bran: 2
Ellie: 3
Null: 2
The Longshot Club is a Stars & Void Production. We can be found on Instagram @Longshotclub, Twitter @lscpod or emailed at lscpod@gmail.com!
This very special episode of The Longshot Club was sponsored and requested by Patreon subscriber Nathan at https://www.patreon.com/starsandvoid, where it was available on the $13 tier since August 17th!
Spoilers for Primer, Tenet, and functionally the whole of the MCU.
Current Score:
Bran: 2
Ellie: 3
Null: 2
The Longshot Club is a Stars & Void Production. We can be found on Instagram @Longshotclub, Twitter @lscpod or emailed at lscpod@gmail.com!