It’s the MegaFiesta Fuckheading C-Block, and all bets are off.Big Daddy returns with holiday-themed Defend or Deny accusations, Christmas crimes, New Year lies we tell ourselves, and winter survival nonsense.From gas-station Christmas shopping to lying about resolutions — nobody is safe, especially not you.Hashtags#DefendOrDeny #HolidayChaos #TMVP #ComedyPodcast#ChristmasCrimes #NewYearSameYou #WinterFails#DarkComedy #AudienceParticipation🎙️ New to streaming or looking to level up? Check out StreamYard and get $10 discount! 😍 https://streamyard.com/pal/d/6724128609140736

In this week’s B-Block, TMVP turns on C-SPAN and immediately regrets it.We watch the President’s year-end address live — packed with victory laps, branding slogans, “historic accomplishments,” economic spin, border talk, foreign policy chest-thumping, and vague promises about the future.Think less “State of the Union” and more political infomercial with better lighting.We provide jokes, commentary, and emotional support.Hashtags#CSPAN #PoliticalComedy #TMVP #NewsReaction#Satire #LateNightStyle #ElectionCycle #PodcastPolitics#MediaCritique #YearEndAddress🎙️ New to streaming or looking to level up? Check out StreamYard and get $10 discount! 😍 https://streamyard.com/pal/d/6724128609140736

This week on The Media Virus Podcast, Matty Rockdef and Reverend Professor Mike Litoris kick things off with a shocking onstage electrocution in Peru — because apparently microphones can double as tasers now.Then it’s straight into The Audacity Epidemic:• A package thief who returned to complain• A man who claimed he teleported into a stolen car• A suspect who called police like it was TaskRabbit• A doctor found naked in a Dollar Tree freezer• And why science is once again trying to fix the wrong problemCrime doesn’t make you clever. Confidence doesn’t make you right.And if you complain after committing a crime — congratulations, you’re on TMVP.Hashtags#TheMediaVirusPodcast #TMVP #AudacityEpidemic #WTFNews #CrimeFails#BadDecisions #DollarTree #TrueCrimeComedy #PodcastClips#NewsParody #DarkHumor #ElectrocutedOnStage🎙️ New to streaming or looking to level up? Check out StreamYard and get $10 discount! 😍 https://streamyard.com/pal/d/6724128609140736

C-Block is chaos, and this week it’s MULTICULTURAL-FESTIVE-FUCK-UPING LEVEL chaos. Big Daddy joins the panel, Cheese Dumpster Skeet appears from the void, and we tackle:📰 Wild posts of the week🥚 The guy who swallowed a stolen Fabergé egg💰 IRS watching OnlyFans creators🚑 Why CPR dummies don’t have breasts🦆 A 72-year-old woman mauled by a goose (yes, a goose)🎅 A Santa performer arrested in NJ⚔️ Santa vs. The Grinch — FIGHT NIGHT👿 Krampus vs. King Edward Longshanks (the battle nobody asked for but absolutely needed)TMVP at its most unhinged.🎙️ New to streaming or looking to level up? Check out StreamYard and get $10 discount! 😍 https://streamyard.com/pal/d/6724128609140736

In this B-Block, Matty and Mike take you on a tour through the nightmare fuel of world Christmas folklore — the monsters ancient cultures used before Elf on the Shelf industrialized child surveillance. AND, as if that isn't enough, Pete has audio woes and Matty and Mike talk ach other off that ledge...Featuring:🐐 Krampus — Santa’s pissed-off HR department👹 Grýla — Iceland’s child-stewing mountain ogress🐈 The Yule Cat — giant demon kitty that eats kids who don’t get new clothes🧵 The Yule Lads — 13 goblin frat boys with extremely specific pranks👵 Frau Perchta — the Belly-Ripper (yes, really)🗡️ Père Fouettard — Santa’s violent French intern

👵 Fucking GrsMunkey PeteA terrifying global tour… with jokes.🔥 HASHTAGS#TMVP #ChristmasFolklore #Krampus #YuleCat #Grýla #FrauPerchta #HolidayMythology #DarkHistory #ComedyPodcast #ChristmasSpecial #Folklore #MythologyNerd #HolidayTraditions #GrsMunkeyPete🎙️ New to streaming or looking to level up? Check out StreamYard and get $10 discount! 😍 https://streamyard.com/pal/d/6724128609140736

Welcome to A-Block of The Media Virus Podcast, where Matty Rockdef and The Reverend Professor Mike Litoris deliver the holiday PSA absolutely nobody asked for but everyone needs.We cover:🎄 Why Christmas crime retrospectives are way too dark🧣 The OFFICIAL TMVP Holiday PSA (survive the holidays, idiots)🪧 Anti-Santa signs in Canada💡 Offensive Christmas light displays (glowing… shapes we can’t describe here)🚴‍♂️ Florida porch pirates on bicycles😇 Dirt-angel fugitivesIt’s the holidays — let’s point and laugh as the world burns in twinkly LED lights.🔥 HASHTAGS#TMVP #TheMediaVirusPodcast #ChristmasPSA #HolidayFails #WarOnTinsel #FloridaMan #PorchPirate #TrueCrimeComedy #ComedyPodcast #HolidayHumor #DarkComedy #AntiSanta #ChristmasLightsFail🎙️ New to streaming or looking to level up? Check out StreamYard and get $10 discount! 😍 https://streamyard.com/pal/d/6724128609140736

The C Block is completely off the rails as Big Daddy storms the set with “Cheese Crusty Feet” and we dive straight into x-rated Christmas design fails, filthy holiday Would-You-Rathers, and the motherf***in’ replacements of the week: Moldy-Fruitcake, Menorah-Fondling Fire-Fumbler, and the Multicultural-Festive Fuck-Up.Then it’s Big Daddy’s Link List Review, featuring:• the 81-year-old legend who WON “Best Technique” at a lesbian pie-eating contest• insane holiday fails from BuzzFeed• drunk Santas, slurred carols, candy-cane assaults, and moreThis clip is absolute Christmas degeneracy — TMVP style.HASHTAGS#TMVP #MediaVirusPodcast #CBlock #BigDaddy #HolidayFails #NSFWChristmas#DirtyChristmas #XmasComedy #WeirdNews #BuzzfeedFails #LesbianPieEatingContest#HolidayDegeneracy #ComedyPodcast #WeirdInternet #UnhingedChristmas

In the B Block, Matty drops his “Top 10 Last-Minute Gift Recommendations” — also known as the ten worst gift ideas in human history — while Mike and Riki roast every choice in real time.From DNA test kits destined for biotech farms, to smart adult toys that need firmware updates, to “one size fits all” clothing that fits no one, to the classic fire extinguisher-that-implies-you-can’t-cook… this list is pure Christmas sabotage.Plus: the Botana Organics reads, extra holiday stupidity, and Mike sprinkling cocaine-icing wisdom over the entire segment.This is the clip that will ruin at least one family Christmas this year.

This week on TMVP’s A Block, Matty Rockdef, Reverend Professor Mike Litoris, and Riki Rockdef unwrap a fresh pile of Christmas chaos: Temu’s unhinged wall décor that can’t spell “CHRISTMAS,” a Maine burglar who broke in just to unwrap presents and take a nap, a Florida Man who straight-up kidnapped an inflatable Santa in broad daylight, NORAD’s Santa Tracker getting hijacked by conspiracy nuts, and the internet’s worst holiday design fails from Bored Panda.It’s holiday stupidity delivered with the precision of a drunk reindeer.If you’ve ever wondered what happens when Christmas spirit meets Florida energy… this is your episode.HASHTAGS#TMVP #MediaVirusPodcast #ChristmasFails #HolidayFails #WeirdNews #TrueWeirdNews#TemuFail #TemuDisaster #FloridaMan #SantaFail #BoredPandaFails #ChristmasNews#NORADSantaTracker #ComedyPodcast #HolidayComedy #UnhingedChristmas #XmasFails2025🎙️ New to streaming or looking to level up? Check out StreamYard and get $10 discount! 😍 https://streamyard.com/pal/d/6724128609140736

C Block serves up a full platter of Thanksgiving filth as TMVP unleashes a new lineup of M-F replacements that no normal family gathering could survive. From Mashed-Potato Fondlers to Miracle-Whip Fanatics, this block is festive profanity at its finest.

Then we dive into a series of deranged Thanksgiving “Would You Rather?” questions before Big Daddy Stanly McFadden weighs in on the Festival of Exploding Hammers in Mexico. Yes — exploding hammers. Yes — it’s real. Yes — it’s absolutely TMVP material.

The Magically Flatulating C Block remains undefeated.

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B Block starts right at Riki’s Bravo cliffhanger — a Thanksgiving meltdown only Bravo fans can deliver. From family feuds to table-flipping energy, she sets the tone perfectly before TMVP shifts from reality TV chaos to cosmic nonsense.

NASA finally revealed fresh data on interstellar visitor 3I/ATLAS, confirming it’s a comet while the internet screams “ALIENS!” Meanwhile, Avi Loeb logs back on to pitch the idea of mini-probes, baby drones, and whatever else keeps astronomers awake at night. Matty and Mike break down the science, the speculation, and the spiraling.

A perfect blend of Bravo drama and space drama. Classic TMVP.

A Block comes in boiling hot as Campbell’s Soup steps on every possible rake. Matty, Mike, and Riki break down the lawsuit, the leaked recording, and the executive who called their own products “food for poor people.” Add in some alleged racism and a cybersecurity guy who forgot that phones exist, and you’ve got pure TMVP energy.

Then we roll into holiday chaos, Nevada family fights, and Thanksgiving-level stupidity. Corporate meltdowns, domestic throwdowns, and Matty’s childhood soup trauma all collide here. This block is loud, messy, and gloriously combustible.

Welcome to A Block. Grab your spoon.

Time for the mustard-farting chaos of the C Block. We jump into another round of “Is Pete Smarter Than a Box of Rocks?” — the only game show where the sentient being is the underdog. Pete flops, the rocks remain undefeated. Then we dive into the Trump/Clinton presidential BJ scandal with fully bipartisan filth before finishing with the clue sheet for next week’s Mad Libs meltdown. This is the part of the show HR would object to… if TMVP had HR.
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The crew breaks down the Matilda Effect — history’s long, proud tradition of men taking full credit for women’s scientific discoveries. We dive into the cases of Rosalind Franklin, Lise Meitner, Jocelyn Bell Burnell, the ENIAC programmers, Mary Anning, and more. Equal parts brutal truth and TMVP’s signature sarcasm, this segment exposes the systemic credit-stealing, erasure, and academic BS baked into the history of science.
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Matty kicks off the show with a Planet Fitness locker room violation so severe it should’ve come with a trigger warning and a clergy member. From there we slide directly into the chaotic saga of Olivia Henderson — the DoorDash driver who filmed a naked customer in his own home and somehow claimed she was the victim. Then we blast off for the 3I/ATLAS roundup: the dramatic, possibly sentient, interstellar diva making scientists fight like BravoCon cast members. Nudity, felonies, astrophysics beef — peak TMVP energy.
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With Pete missing in action, TMVP throws out the playbook and goes full chaos mode. Big Daddy joins Matty and the Rev. Prof. Mike LiToris for a freeform C Block that starts with a deep dive into a new study claiming “mathematics proves the universe isn’t a simulation.”
Naturally, the crew tears it apart — arguing that if the universe were simulated, this is exactly the kind of peer-reviewed gaslighting it would produce.
From Gödel to quantum weirdness to Big Daddy’s personal guarantee that “the code is glitching,” the segment swerves between philosophy, paranoia, and punchlines.
A loose, unhinged, mustard-farting C Block — exactly the way the simulation intended.

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Matty and Mike break down Congress’s latest attempt at legislative self-sabotage: a cannabinoid cap bill so restrictive it could turn CBD lotion into contraband.
The boys call out lobbyists, bad science, and the breathtaking ability of lawmakers to fix what isn’t broken while ignoring everything that is.
It’s part civic lesson, part righteous rant, and part stoner sermon — complete with a call to action for listeners to contact their reps before half the wellness industry gets nuked.
A classic TMVP mix of fury, facts, and baked sarcasm.

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This week on TMVP, Matty Rockdef, The Rev. Prof. Mike LiToris, and Riki Rockdef take a guided tour through America's most reliable content generator: Florida.
A drunk poultry expert turns a debate about egg counts into a live-fire demonstration, a pantsless fugitive chooses a porta potty as his fortress of solitude, and a wild boar smashes into someone’s living room like a hog-shaped SWAT team.
Plus: sign-stealing wannabe criminals, a blind pigeon who just wants out, and Riki’s Thanksgiving-themed ramen roulette featuring “Turkey Dinner” and “Pumpkin Pie” soup cups from hell.
Then the team dives into Miss Universe scandals, #MomTok soft swingers, clock-less reality shows, and the internet taking DWTS drama way too seriously.

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#TMVP #ComedyPodcast #FloridaMan #WeirdNews #Satire #MattyRockdef #MikeLiToris #RikiRockdef #MissUniverse #MomTok #TikTokDrama #PodcastComedy #PointAndLaugh #StayInfected

The Infection Team celebrates five years with two classic TMVP traditions: The Hypothetical Roommate Game — Post-Apocalypse Edition and the courtroom cluster known as Defend or Deny. Matty prosecutes, Mike incriminates himself, and everyone else just pleads the Fifth. From meth dealers with vision boards to puppets on dryer sheets, this is TMVP at its most infectious.

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