Send us a text Wowsers! We've got a cooker for all you Fine Folks, today! Francis and Oko trade a pair of diabolical stories you have to hear to believe. Francis has a run-in with two people wearing fedoras that also own two pet turtles. Keep going? You bet. Oko follows that up nicely with a "shitty" mishap while getting his car serviced at a dealership. Let's just say he'll be washing his hands every five minutes for the next year or so. Buckle...