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Send us a text Heyo! Today's episode features the dynamic duo of Michael and Francis. The two tango through Francis's NFL gameday experience between the Lions and Bears, Michael building what is arguably the most impressive parade float ever assembled, and we rip on Timmy for conveniently not showing up to another show. Pop in and have yourselves a laugh with the gang and their nonsensical Burgers! Love you.

Send us a text Greetings, Folks! I'd say that today's episode got weird, but then again, which ones don't? We start with religion. Relax. It's not what you think. From there it takes a bend to an oft-forgotten Nicholas Cage movie (hence the title) and winds around the block. Join in on the laughter with Michael, Oko, and Francis. And, as always, we love you.

Send us a text Heyo! The Burger is a little late to 2024 but we're here nonetheless! Today, Oko, Michael, and Francis catch up the only way they know how; with a heaping plate of complete and utter Nonsense. As luck would have it, Harry Carey and Bill Cosby stop by to intro the show, and then it gets nuttier. We talk Creed singing Christmas tunes, the ingenuity of Michael Keaton, an evil Frosty the Snowman, and so much more! Glad to be back and boy do we love all...

Send us a text Bangers n' Mash! We're back after another inexplicable hiatus, Folks! We had to celebrate the return of Timmy with that much more Nonsense packed into the show. We've all adopted new aliases which may make sense at a later date. For now, you'll receive a steady diet of game show theories, old CD changers crammed in your trunk, sleazy "restaurants" packed with sleazy clientele, and a bright new idea from the gang deadset on building a plethora of silly st...

Send us a text Mahalo, Folks! Welcome back to the Burger, where tonight you've got Francis, Oko, and Michael all over the board! Oko explains what a "hug from the hip" gets you. Francis has more odd airport encounters. We explore a newly-coined phrase known as a "bed friend". Spiders are still scary. The unnecessary energy of Agro business convention presenters. All of this while Michael wonders why he's friends with these two. Put your swimmies...

Send us a text Wowsers! We're back again, Folks! And we're just in time for the holiday that everyone takes too far. Halloween is great for justifying how much candy we cram into our gullets and that's about it. Aside from that, tune in to listen to Michael, Oko, and Francis talk about the mystery that is excessive pee dribble! Not your thing? Not a problem! We also tackle elaborate holiday lawn decorations, leaving appliances on when you've already l...

Send us a text Wow! Talk about a magic show! Today's episode is all over the board, Folks. Francis, Oko, and Michael play a sick game of Pin the Tail on the Donkey and I don't think they hit the target once. Or do they? Why is there still hype around the Harry Potter movies? How do we get access to all the wonderful sabotage Chris Hanson was involved in from 'To Catch a Predator?' Oko wants to drive an ice cream truck around when he retires. Ike...

Send us a text Heyo! Michael and Francis are back and unloading their chaotic brainpower on all of you Fine Folks! We go from lovely morning walks to picking our fingernails to meditating to forgetting items on a grocery list to peeing in public. See what we mean? It's absolutely bonkers! Pop into today's episode and enjoy a little scattershot from these two hooligans. Explain, we shall. Love you.

Send us a text Greetings, Friends! We're bombarding you with a neat little episode tonight hosted by Francis and Michael. Francis crawled his way out of the deep, dark labyrinth that is customer service call centers. It's OK. He survived and he's here to tell you his tale. If that wasn't enough, he also just got through a gauntlet of family vacations and still, he lives to tell you of his adventures. Michael apparently has a technically difficult case of th...

Send us a text Wowsers! We've got a cooker for all you Fine Folks, today! Francis and Oko trade a pair of diabolical stories you have to hear to believe. Francis has a run-in with two people wearing fedoras that also own two pet turtles. Keep going? You bet. Oko follows that up nicely with a "shitty" mishap while getting his car serviced at a dealership. Let's just say he'll be washing his hands every five minutes for the next year or so. Buckle...

Send us a text Heyo! The title should say it all, Folks. We burst through the door talking about those juicy little whiteheads hiding on your ham hocks. Not to be outdone, a story about a mysterious oozing mark on the back. What? Moving on. Today you have Francis and Michael sifting through an entertaining list of office nicknames! It's always silly with the Nonsense Burger, so bring 'er on in here! We love you.

Send us a text The Boys are back in town, ladies and gentlemen! In today's episode, Francis gives Timmy the rundown on a three-concert bender he recently experienced. Country, bluegrass, and rock. The music was thumping and the people-watching was superb. Then, Timmy had to counter with an unexpected box seat show to see the one and only Michael Buble! Hope you brought some corn for poppin' (queue lame Christmas music joke). Jump on in and listen while we t...

Send us a text Greetings, Folks! Hope you have your toolbelt handy for today's episode because we're in need of someone who knows their way around a project. Timmy and Francis stumble their way through one procrastinating DIY project after another and believe they've learned a valuable lesson along the way: pay someone who knows what they're doing. Closet fixes, sanding nightmares, electrocution, and plumbing. Saddle up for a real-life Tool Time experience as the...

Send us a text Alrighty! Today, you get a healthy dose of Michael and Francis to help you wash down all the Nonsense. Francis may have stumbled upon the most magical tavern since Cheers, and boy oh boy it didn't disappoint. Unique taglines, psychic bartenders, smoking, and shenanigans. Saddle up your earbuds and relive an experience almost as mysterious as Fantasia. Dancing brooms were not involved but I wouldn't have been surprised if they showed up at this bar ...

Send us a text Heyo! Michael joins the intro for a quick joke and then Timmy and Francis go bonkers. The pair dive right into the proper mechanics whilst group grocery shopping and how glorious an early morning or late night solo shop is preferred. From there, we shed a little light on the secrets to making family vacations a bit more bearable. Lastly, the two discuss their puzzlement with....well....puzzles. Why? You're about to find out when you dive into...

Send us a text Merry Friday, Folks! Timmy and Francis are guiding you into your weekend with a little Side of Fries! This is a bit of bonus material from our Cookie Dad episode where Timmy explains to us the dark side of the "Head Cookie Mom" and how these damn cookies could have been a front for something much more sinister. Just pullin' your leg! We just get a little goofy with something we all love and adore....cookies. Love you!

Send us a text Greetings, Folks! Would you like to buy some Girl Scout Cookies? Not when the kid's parents are crawling up your ass questioning your morals and reasoning for saying 'no' to such a "sweet" little kid. Screw that. Today the gang debates all questionable tactics rolled out just to pile up a solid sales track record....all for some mediocre cookies. Choose one name for your cookies. Choose to give more of the proceeds back to the girls.&nb...

Send us a text Holy Mary Mother of God, we did it! Episode 100 has officially hit the shelves and we couldn't think of a more opportune time to bring back Earl Sherman! That's right, folks. Earl's back with Francis and their conversation sounds like two immature kids sharing stories in a tree fort. Not only that, but we managed to rope in Francis's sister and Earl's wife: Renee Sherman! We talk about swapping anatomy, Chuck E Cheese, naked parents, and Shoe...