Turning 31 came with cake overload, surprise after surprise, and a full-blown birthday day out — because Lorna and Beverly’s birthdays are only 3 days apart and their housemates understood the assignment.

Things went downhill fast when the girls were blindfolded and dropped somewhere that looked way too much like a HYROX competition (actual nightmare fuel). Thankfully it was NOT HYROX — just The Ninja Academy, tackled in fake nails and blind panic!

Lorna shares being yelled at by a man for wearing shorts and a sports bra on her Menty-B walk (sir, it’s 900 degrees in Perth).

Beverly reveals how she sat through an 8+ hour back tattoo with barely a break, casually dissociating from the pain - a fascinating insight into mindset, endurance and emotional detachment.

They finish by unpacking double standards, things they’re officially too old for, and might accidentally convince you to quit your job.

🎟 Perth Fringe Show

📍 5th Feb, 6pm – The Red Room

https://fringeworld.com.au/whats-on/the-ones-that-got-away-live-fw2026

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