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The Ones That Got Away
Beverly Mitchell and Lorna Ahern
22 episodes
1 week ago
This podcast follows the daily antics of best friends, Beverly and Lorna, both from Cork, Ireland, and who are currently living life Down Under! They share past memories and stories from their lives and you know for a fact you are sure to crack a smile listening to these two girls. Think funny, unfiltered fun!

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This podcast follows the daily antics of best friends, Beverly and Lorna, both from Cork, Ireland, and who are currently living life Down Under! They share past memories and stories from their lives and you know for a fact you are sure to crack a smile listening to these two girls. Think funny, unfiltered fun!

Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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Episodes (20/22)
The Ones That Got Away
S2 : Ep 6 - The Girl Who Left One Singular Sip Of Milk

Woooo! It’s the 2025 wrap-up episode and the girls are finally getting organised (we know… shocking). Turns out planning actually makes life easier — THANK GOD.


Lorna spills the tea on how her housemate Kate did her dirty by drinking all the iced coffee and leaving behind nothing but a single, tragic sip of milk. Betrayal at its finest.


The girls take a trip through each month of 2025, reminiscing on a year full of travel, festivals, chaos and having an absolute laugh - basically doing what they do best.


Also, they’ve launched a brand new TikTok with their housemates… The Coddiwomplers 👀

Follow along for the household antics!


thank you so much for all your love and support during 2025! 2026 - LETS FUCKING GOOOO!!!




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1 week ago
58 minutes 37 seconds

The Ones That Got Away
S2 : Ep 5 - The Girl Who Attended Her Own Memorial Service

Ho ho ho baby! It’s the Christmas episode and the girls are officially in the festive spirit (even if Australia refuses to feel festive in 40-degree blistering heat). The girls agree that Christmas down under just isn’t the same but it is something everyone needs to experience at least once.


Fresh off the flight home from FIFO Land, they share their plane food horror stories - one of them ending up with chocolate boobs (guess who 👀) while the other was left surviving on rations. Bev barely had time to blink before hopping off the plane and heading straight to her comedy gig, still in her work uniform, with urine in her knickers, becoming the first girl to ever go from red dust to the stage at Experimental Comedy Club. 


As if that wasn’t enough, Bev also landed an interview with a journalist from The New York Times - a huge week all round. Iconic behaviour.


This Christmas marks a first for the girls, as they’re spending it apart since moving to Australia — Lorna heading back to Sydney, while Bev stays in Perth and heads off on a camping trip with her fella. The girls get real about Christmas, reminding listeners that it’s okay if you don’t love it - it can be a tough time, and at the end of the day, it is just another day. The girls want to wish you all a happy Christmas and hope Santa comes to all you sexy boys and girls!


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2 weeks ago
56 minutes 32 seconds

The Ones That Got Away
S2 : Ep 4 - The Girl Who Died From Being Too Sexy



Turning 31 came with cake overload, surprise after surprise, and a full-blown birthday day out — because Lorna and Beverly’s birthdays are only 3 days apart and their housemates understood the assignment.


Things went downhill fast when the girls were blindfolded and dropped somewhere that looked way too much like a HYROX competition (actual nightmare fuel). Thankfully it was NOT HYROX — just The Ninja Academy, tackled in fake nails and blind panic!


Lorna shares being yelled at by a man for wearing shorts and a sports bra on her Menty-B walk (sir, it’s 900 degrees in Perth).


Beverly reveals how she sat through an 8+ hour back tattoo with barely a break, casually dissociating from the pain - a fascinating insight into mindset, endurance and emotional detachment.


They finish by unpacking double standards, things they’re officially too old for, and might accidentally convince you to quit your job.


🎟 Perth Fringe Show

📍 5th Feb, 6pm – The Red Room

https://fringeworld.com.au/whats-on/the-ones-that-got-away-live-fw2026


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3 weeks ago
58 minutes 19 seconds

The Ones That Got Away
S2: EP 3 - The Girl Who is NOT a Pussy

In this week’s episode, the girls come in hot (literally) as they finally give in and turn on the air con. Beverly arrives serving full fashionista realness in Wednesday Adam’s shirt and Adidas K-Tape shorts, and we dive straight into the drama including the story behind why she got fired from her last FIFO gig (watch the carbonara video on our TikTok for reference).

A wild dream sends Beverly spiralling into memories of a Bali quad-biking incident that sent her flying onto a bank and landing in the cuntiest way!

The girls chat about why Kate became their housemate due to having her former housemates posting “The Golden House Rules”’ under her bedroom door and go totally off track and try think of what they could dress up as for Halloween. Yes, it’s December and they’re talking about Halloween but better late than never!

The convo spirals into why herpes appear in different areas of the body before they switch gears into our main topic this week: renting.

From reminiscing about their broke student days in Cambridge, to Lorna nearly moving in with a random man off the internet after a 45-minute cycle, to discussing rent prices in major cities around the world.

Beverly reflects on the time where she was living with a family during her time in college and her upbringing making her a domestic goddess, and they wrap with the story of how she secured a house in London (yes… Lost Village strikes again).


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4 weeks ago
1 hour 2 minutes 53 seconds

The Ones That Got Away
S2: EP 2 - The Girl Who Fought The Neighbour From Hell
The girls were late to the studio as they were picking up people’s trash - one man’s trash is another man’s treasure so welcome to a short episode 2. The Aussies sure do love leaving their unwanted belongings at the side of the road and for people looking to furnish their new home - WHAT A TREAT! The girls have recently moved to their new humble abode albeit having a neighbour from hell. Lorna had a full blown fight with with said neighbour “Bernard” at 10:30pm on a school night!! The topic of chat this week is about “festival security” and how different festivals have different rules and regulations. Listen to the girls reminiscing on some funny stories getting into festivals over the years.

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1 month ago
33 minutes 50 seconds

The Ones That Got Away
S2: Ep 1 - The Girls are BACK!

After a little hiatus and too much fun as always the girls are back! They go through what they’re bringing back this season such as boundaries, tattoos from apprentices and of course - bringing sexy back! Beverly and Lorna speak about their time away for EuroSummer - over 20 flights in 6 weeks CRAZY! They tell us their highlights of their time back home with loved ones and Lorna tells us about her crazy escaPLANES. New intro, new live show in February 2026 announced - it’s all happening! Get your tickets now in the link below!!! Shout out to all support so far, the girls are over the moon with all the love! P.S we hope you laugh at the bloopers at the end as much as we laughed trying to record!


https://fringeworld.com.au/whats-on/the-ones-that-got-away-live-fw2026?utm_source=ig&utm_medium=social&utm_content=link_in_bio



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1 month ago
49 minutes 2 seconds

The Ones That Got Away
S1: Ep 16 - The Girl Who Wears a Bald Cap & a Strap On


It’s the girls’ final episode of season 1 before they have a little break for their EUROSUMMER!! Lorna looks for advice on a boy she met on a night out that she really fancied - what do you do when a boy airs you on WhatsApp but likes your story on instagram? Is it considered ghosting? She looks to the girls for some help. The girls were meant to get some airport drinkies after the podcast to head home to the motherland but chaos is never too far away - Bev is heading home and Lorna could be travelling to a war zone. Bev’s itinerary for summer is HECTIC & Lorna’s isn’t too far behind it. The girls are also trying to decide on what to call the listeners… the name is to be confirmed! Enjoy the final episode of season 1. We’ll be back soon!! Lots of love x


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6 months ago
49 minutes 9 seconds

The Ones That Got Away
S1: Ep 15 - The Girl Who Thought Before She Shat
The girls reunite after an unplanned month away from each other and have the biggest catch up of what happened in each of their little lives during their 4 week hiatus. Lorn tells Bev about the crazy men up in FIFO - such as a stalker and a married man with 12 kids which leads to them reminiscing on when Bev dated a stinky boy who said showers made him sticky. Bev then tells us about one of the most UNBELIEVABLE things that has ever happened to her in our storage unit… you wouldn’t believe it unless you saw it and she gave video evidence!!! Is it normal to get waves of 💩? Because Poor Bev was fighting for her liiiiife!!! Have a listen and join in on the laughter with us. It’s good to be back!

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6 months ago
54 minutes 35 seconds

The Ones That Got Away
S1: Ep 14 - The Girl Who was Catfished by a Fake Gay
The girls catch up after almost a week apart. Lorn has a lisp as she has finally gotten Invisalign and Beverly officially has a fella so stay AWAY FROM HER!! The girls have just come back from their new job in FIFO land where they really seem to be enjoying the new environment (long may it last). This week’s topic is catfishing and Lorna tells us a story like no other - she had been catfished for MONTHS by a person impersonating multiple aliases - so WILD! Lorn fills Beverly in on the GAA catfish and they discuss why people would catfish and what even is the point in doing such a thing? Beverly recalls a time where someone had used her pics on a dating website pretending to be her and Lorna talks about a time where someone used her pics on OF - which gets her thinking… should she make one and get some cash money? All will be revealed… LOL

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7 months ago
47 minutes 13 seconds

The Ones That Got Away
S1: Ep 13 - The Girl Who Orgasms Off The Nips
Beverly and Lorna have a right ol' laugh in this episode as they catch each other up on what has been happening since they got back from Japan. Lorna departed for Bali, leaving Beverly to fend for herself in Perth for two weeks! They talk about toe nail removal (yuckkkk), laser hair removal and sex toys. We also hear of a crazy married woman that Lorna met in the gym and how she had no problem fucking her cousin's fiancé at a family gathering! The tea was boiling! Sit back, relax and get the restraints and candle out 👀

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8 months ago
40 minutes 29 seconds

The Ones That Got Away
S1: Ep 12 - The Girl Who Scooted Down The Mountain
The girls have just returned from the year 3000 after spending two and a half weeks in Japan at a snow festival and doing 20k steps a day being tourists. They chat all things Japan including the mystical toilet seats that blew their minds! The girls felt they were living in a real life simulation when they kept bumping into the same group of friends all around Japan - WHAT A LAUGH! Lorn's toenail is still a topic of conversation and the girls also gained a new family member in the nail salon who reminded them that true love really does exist.

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8 months ago
54 minutes 18 seconds

The Ones That Got Away
S1: Ep 11 - The Girl Who Did A Naked Comedy Show

Confidence or cocky? The girls discuss the topic of confidence as they recorded this episode shortly after they performed their live show. They come together and have a chin-wag about how that evening went down! They still couldn't believe they performed in front of people who actually paid to see them chat nonsense for 50 minutes!


The whole weekend sparked the conversation about "confidence" due to that being the main trait they needed to get through it. Lorn talks about her lack of confidence growing up and when the exact moment happened that she came out of her little shell. Beverly also talks us through how she performed in a comedy show... completely naked!! (*she did wear socks though, she wasn't getting those bad boys out without an extra fee! lol)


Would you call yourself a confident person? Listen to the end to Lorna's Top Tips for Confidence ! Enjoy x





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9 months ago
40 minutes 19 seconds

The Ones That Got Away
S1: Ep 10 - The Girls Who Did a Live Show

EPISODE 10 - They're in the double digits! And not only that, but they performed their first ever LIVE PODCAST!


Last year, it was the girls' goal to perform a live show together and they couldn't believe they got the opportunity to get on stage at Perth Fringe on Valentine's Day.


They speak about the evolution of love - from love letters to dating apps, what their favourite love languages are, all about self love (and lack of!), and how learning to love yourself can change your life for the better!


We also get a CRAZY TOP SECRET story from Beverly about nudes (you really had to be there!!)


This episode brings you on a journey with laughter, bad language (apologies in advance!), and topics that get quite deep.


TW: discussion on anorexia nervosa.


Thank you for listening and for all the support so far :)



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10 months ago
52 minutes 29 seconds

The Ones That Got Away
S1: Ep 9 - The Girl(s) Who Live, Laugh, Love

First episode of 2025 and the girls are not holding back! Listen to the adventures that Beverly and Lorna had over the Christmas period on the East Coast of Australia (including a WILD Christmas Day on the famous Bronte Beach and attending their first ever Aussie camping festival, Lost Paradise, which left them wondering if they're still festival girls - don't worry they are).

They also share their Ins and Outs of 2025 and don't have any filter when it comes to what they think. Come along for the ride and make sure you get checked regularly!!


They are also doing a LIVE PODCAST for Perth Fringe Festival on Valentine's Day - where two single 30 year olds discuss what love is to them and give relationship advice to those who are crazy enough to listen!

9pm in Ronnie Nights in Fremantle - get your tickets now!! (link in bio) x


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11 months ago
58 minutes 10 seconds

The Ones That Got Away
S1: Ep 8 - The Girl With The Blue Eyes

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1 year ago
52 minutes 9 seconds

The Ones That Got Away
S1: Ep 7 - The Girl Who's Husband Wasn't Her Husband
Beverly returns back from her 3 week trip back home and she gives Lorna the TEA on what she got up to, including a trip to Amsterdam with an OLD FLAME - Lorna is only weak for the outcome! In this episode, there is a Bonus Clip (*insert Spongebob narrator) where the girls have just come from seeing a psychic and they discuss what was said in both of their sessions. Expect laughter, tears and everything in-between!

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1 year ago
1 hour 1 minute 6 seconds

The Ones That Got Away
S1: Ep 6 - The Girl Who Wore Jelly Shoes for a Nando's Trial Shift

The girls chat about their full swing on the mines (an emotional rollercoaster). They have received nicknames from their new truckie friends "Princess" and "Sunrise" (guess who is who!!).


Todays topic is the butterfly effect and how one small change can affect the trajectory of your life.


The girls go through their different backgrounds which caused them to meet which lead them to move to Cambridge together at 19 years old which lead them to the raving scene that lead them to find their fave place on earth - a music festival.


This festival changed their whole life! It became the catalyst that pushed them to leave their long term relationships and go travelling and now they're in Australia doing their thing!


All from one small decision...


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1 year ago
42 minutes 28 seconds

The Ones That Got Away
S1: Ep 5 - The Girl Who Eats Her Eggs in Threes
The girls have just finished their first ever work-away trip (swing) at the mines as traffic controllers. They inform us on how it went but before they get onto that, they catch up whilst Lorna was getting pampered for 6 hours (including getting a witch's finger extension on to her dead toenail), while Beverly napped at home and was awoken to 2 less eggs than she expected.

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1 year ago
55 minutes 49 seconds

The Ones That Got Away
S1: Ep 4 - The Girl Who was a Mother to a Dog
The girls reminisce on dating fails, dating stories and the ins and outs of what they look for in a partner. Strap in and strap on for tales of pure chaos!

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1 year ago
1 hour 4 minutes 40 seconds

The Ones That Got Away
S1: Ep 3 - The Girl on Fire

Beverly overcomes the world's fuzziest microphone while Lorna sprays herself with perfume for the 100th time that day. In this episode the girls talk about Australia - their tips and tricks before arriving, and their experience so far whilst living Down Under!




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1 year ago
43 minutes 4 seconds

The Ones That Got Away
This podcast follows the daily antics of best friends, Beverly and Lorna, both from Cork, Ireland, and who are currently living life Down Under! They share past memories and stories from their lives and you know for a fact you are sure to crack a smile listening to these two girls. Think funny, unfiltered fun!

Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.