"I'll bReATHe WhEn I'm dUnn!!"

~The Pinot Gallery is not a STEM Program~

Apologies in advance for Zari's fidget toy in the background.  And for technical difficulties. We finna bouta get it together. Worry not, sweet Gallerias. 

Welcome to the Pinot Gallery.

Your hosts Tabi and Zari are loud and wrong and there is nothing you can do about it. Join us as we navigate the existential crisis that is the post-teen apocalyptic wasteland affectionately called our twenties. We've barely survived dating, higher education, and pop culture and are here to share stories of our bravery.

"I heard Tabi & Zari quit their podcast" 

We didn't quit, we're just air signs. 

Welcome to the Pinot Gallery.

Your hosts Tabi and Zari are loud and wrong and there is nothing you can do about it. Join us as we navigate the existential crisis that is the post-teen apocalyptic wasteland affectionately known as our twenties. We've barely survived dating, higher education, and pop culture and are here to share stories of our bravery.

Hey, we have communication issues... Let's have a threesome!

Queue existential crisis. Welcome back to the Pinot Gallery, a show about being grown and acting childish, or vice versa. Your hosts Tabi and Zari are still loud and wrong and there is nothing you can do about it. Also please (pls) don't take this seriously. We are 95% satire, 5% hyperbole. Follow TPG on Twitter @tpgpod Follow Tabi: IG & Twitter: tabiyonce Follow Zari: IG: zvri_ Twitter: @wstindiansavage

Raise your hand if you felt personally victimized by 2018. Welcome back to the Pinot Gallery. Your hosts Tabi and Zari are still loud and wrong and there is nothing you can do about it. Also please (pls) don't take this seriously. We are 95% satire, 5% hyperbole. Follow TPG on Twitter @tpgpod Follow Tabi: IG & Twitter: tabiyonce Follow Zari: IG: zvri_ Twitter: @wstindiansavage

Take a shot every time Tabi says fornication. Welcome back to the Pinot Gallery. Your hosts Tabi and Zari are still loud and wrong and there is nothing you can do about it. Also please (pls) don't take this seriously. We are 95% satire, 5% hyperbole. Follow TPG on Twitter @tpgpod Follow Tabi: IG & Twitter: tabiyonce Spotify playlist: https://open.spotify.com/playlist/6RfH9U3i4LE8v4XFDCA5OM Follow Zari: IG: zvri_ Twitter: @wstindiansavage Spotify Playlist: https://open.spotify.com/playlist/2KMTAHupScsgYgn5LRHdqd

Ropes, belts, chains, collars... Welcome back to the Pinot Gallery. Your hosts Tabi and Zari are still loud and wrong and there is nothing you can do about it. Also please (pls) don't take this seriously. We are 95% satire, 5% hyperbole. Follow TPG on Twitter @tpgpod Follow Tabi: IG & Twitter: tabiyonce Follow Zari: IG: zvri_ Twitter: @wstindiansavage

Henry VIII... what a bad bitch. 

Welcome to the Pinot Gallery. Your hosts Tabi and Zari are loud and wrong and there is nothing you can do about it. Also please (pls) don't take this seriously. We are 95% satire, 5% hyperbole. Follow TPG on Twitter @tpgpod Follow Tabi: IG & Twitter: tabiyonce Follow Zari: IG: zvri_ Twitter: @wstindiansavage