The bois are back on the casting couch this week, sippin Vodka Root Beers and the single microphone we share makes a static sound whenever Kristian grabs it, so we apologize for the “technical difficulties”. Is this our last week springing forward? Lil Bill is more powerful than Goku, Kyle was the King of the Vato’s with ankle length Dicky’s, and would you rather have big forearms or big calves. Thanks to our sociopolitical expert, Kristian, we’re talking Realism in politics and philosophy, including once again a brief mention of Henry Kissinger and J. Edgar Hoover; gay or just a man who likes to have sex with men? But we don’t go too deep (yet) on the horrors of maintaining national security. This podcast is just Jordan trying to do segments that get detailed by his cohosts. We learn the truth about our “bois” from Hess, Germany aka our biggest foreign fans. Does the severity of the crime outweigh the talent of the criminal? Is it okay that I post the podcast a week after we recorded it? Kristian crashes at the end of the pod, but not before he explains how club football works and laying the groundwork for our future conversation about Niche‘s writings comparing conventional morality vs objective morality by “flawlessly” breaking down the “trolly dilemma”. Kyle reveals his conservative persona known only as “Rittenhouse”, and Jordan claims that if America won the World Cup, it would lead to the rest of the planet uniting against us in WW3. We get a sneak peek behind the curtain of Kristian’s dating life and how horrifying the local dating scene is by promoting the podcast on Tinder. Animals with the best eyesight, Spilling drinks and inside jokes. Now that’s Podcasting!