We’re back. Season 3 kicking off with the return of Kristian. After starting the Podcast talking spirituality and evangelicalism, we discuss the current state of The Podcast Cantina and how much we miss Kyle; all while we hold ourselves to the higher standards of the greatest podcasters of our current era. Next we move to the vocabulary zeitgeist, Blue Moons and Summer Shandy’s. Listen while we get our Podcasting legs back under us, talking the “Tunnel” between Dublin and New York, singing songs of freedom in the pub with your mates before learning of your traitorous ancestry and who’s the better actor, Ethan Hawke or Leonardo DiCaprio? We end the show discussing the last days of Inside the NBA, LeBron and Jordan (again), the killer instinct vs the killer smile, the future of the NBA Chugging Beers while we discuss whether or not Shaq is truly the most dominant player in NBA history and overall debating players vs their respective eras; MVPs, LeBron again, and the 2024 NBA playoffs. Now that’s Podcasting!

Ya, I like Dune 2. DUNE 2 CHICKS AT THE SAME TIME. This might be the most exhausting and boring podcast we’ve ever done. You’ll love it. LISAN AL-GAIB. On todays episode of The Podcast Cantina, we start by introducing Ramsey to our Lady listeners out in Hess, Germany, the totally m botched Star Wars Battlefront II ASPYR re-release and unsafe for work rules of Final Fantasy 7 *REBIRTH* Next, the Shrek 2 soundtrack vs Dazed and Confused soundtrack, Ramsey becomes director of media for the Illuminati as he celebrates 200 days sober from alcohol and has pledged sobriety for 200,000 more days straight (p.s that’s 547 years). Jordan study of Bobs Burgers as dad preparation, a Son and his dad skating and guitars at park next to a Gay family, smelling reefer in the wild and I wish we could podcast outside. Never let a random mf shoot the b roll Vultures II The family atomics Dune 2 and Lisan Al-Gaib; was Jesus (a real person) an artificial messiah invented for the nefarious purposes of manipulating the masses? I hope not. In honor of Muad’Dib, we are ranking movie mouses, explaining Godzilla, sneaky styrofoam Vodka Sprites aka The Water of Life, blue juice, blue milk, the only Green Day that matters aka St. Patrick’s Day history, the Irish, the IRA and snakes and CERVEZA CRYSTAL STAR WARS. Now that’s Podcasting! P.S if you actually finish this episode and can prove it, I’ll send you $1.

ALL HAIL RAMSES THE 7TH, DUNE JIHADIST. Yes, Ramsey finally watched the first Dune movie in preparation for Dune Part 2 this weekend, which we will be reviewing. On today’s episode of The Podcast Cantina, we are talking about the boundless light of space Islam, getting high as hell on hallucinogenic cinnamon scented Spice, as well as the distillation and evolution of religious concepts that happens over the passage of time. We talk the importance of physical media in an increasingly digital world, especially with the increased opportunity for revisionist history. Once again, we’re back to talking Star Wars; the best and worst of the Sequel Trilogy (I KNOW), the missed opportunity of Finn as a Jedi, what if George LUKE-US came back to direct the next Star Wars movie and what it would be, and next podcast episode; what did George’s Sequel trilogy look like? Ramsey gives Dune a 3.5/5 stars, a 70% Tomatometer. We close the podcast with Jordan explaining The (e)ffects of Melange Spice on the mind, the Butlerian Jihad, intergalactic travel and how hyperspace lanes work in Star Wars and Dune, oh ya and Helldivers 2! Now that’s Podcasting! P.S: BeautifulBigTiddyButtNakedWomenJustDontFallOutTheSkyYaKnow??

What’s going on at On The Border? First things first R.I.P Carl Weathers. On another episode of Ramsey and Jordan stumbling upon success, we learn Jordan will never watch E.T; Ramsey is very concerned about the Alien Invasion going on at On The Border; getting way too high and calling the White House; all while taking the immigration test and passing with flying colors, not to mention learning the origins of shish-kabobs and teaching Ramsey about the Dune universe. We got Paul McCartney and The Wings (Twinks and Winks), what went down in Building 7? The building fell with such precision, No explosion no reasons given. We end the podcast talking about our celebrity friends, in the air tonight and next time coming prepared. Stick around till the end for a new outro from the Podcast Cantina. Now that’s Podcasting!

Ramsey and Jordan do the first podcast in Bravado Studios, so apologies in advance for this real laid back episode. Too many Zyn’s, too much vaping. Now, Johann Sebastian Bach, An innovator of musical composition and his famous work; “Mass in B Minor”. How does this legend compare to current artisan Ramsey “RamJam” Fam? We learn that and more in this podcast, as well as talking about Sobriety, Disney Gworls, Italian Dishes, we continue our journey of rewriting the Sequel Trilogy, and the consequences of hotboxing. Do people get dumber the older they get? Not closing internet tabs, Covid Conspiracies, and royalty free music. Now that’s Podcasting!

Kristian, Ramsey and Jordan celebrate Kristian establishing the newest Podcast Cantina HQ. On this comeback episode we’re talking Sharting, being a C list celebrity, the Pursuit of Happiness vs The Last Jedi, America rocks, Dua Lipa aka Women are the Highest Form of Art on the planet, and would you rather have 100+ body count or Alzheimer’s? Jordan returns to the Champagne of Beer and won’t stop talking about our battles with alcoholism, Kristian learns about flushing toilets, and we learn about Ramsey’s fears of a Third World War and Total Global Destruction. We’re back to talking Star Wars stuff including rewriting the Sequels, Ramsey has a problem with women in Star Wars, Top 3 women in Star Wars, are Clone Troopers real people and Kristian vs Oppenheimer. Finally, we cover Suicide vs exercise, Ramsey doesn’t know how the movie Avatar works, stealing silverware from your parents when you move out, ranking Disney princesses, standing on bidness, phobias of annoying people, showering at the gym, what’s the gayest sport? In America it’s Soccer (football). Hockey is the manliest sport. Elden Ring is to Kristian as sports are to Ramsey. Edibles, Will Smith movies post Bad Boys 2, weary vs wary, casual drinking vs having a problem. Women derail a Man’s progress. We were supposed to play poker. Free pussy, free weed, Free Palestine. Now that’s Podcasting!

The first episode of The Pod Solo Show since the final day of 2022, welcome to The whatwasitalkingabout podcast. Nothing much here, just checking in with y’all and getting my legs back under me. On this sad excuse for an episode and 4th time “relaunching” this podcast, we’ll go over the future of The Podcast Cantina channel moving forward. Also mentioned: The New York Knicks, radical internet warriors, seeing Shane Gillis LIVE in KC, Vinny “The Microwave” Johnson and the Visigoths. Now that’s Podcasting! Stay tuned for more.

We’re back with a new and not so-improved podcast after our brief summer vacation. On todays episode you’re gonna get caught up with Jordan’s Positive intrusive thoughts, Kristian got a new puppy dog, the slippery slope of getting into Roman History, 1 free pass on the F word, as well as our rehabilitating efforts to become better about censoring ourselves and being a more socially acceptable safe for work podcast… We’re also talking Scientology, Kanye on an Italian Boat, why does your YouTube algorithm always take you from the Torah all the way to Hitler, how does Jordan experience white privilege, being the BMOC, and Senators as horses. Kristian recounts a tale during his European Crusades of the battle of being hassled by Africans and Indians outside of Vatican City, we discuss what was it like going to war with swords and bows but with less than perfect vision? The privilege of protesting and true freedoms vs the illusion of freedoms in America, and sneaky suspicions federal agents vs schizophrenic Americans on the internet. How does a good hearted prospective congressional member evolve into a a corrupt tier 2 red power god in Washington? bathroom etiquette for men, sexism in the NBA, Big Mike vs Sleepy Joe and RFK Jr., is Obamna gay and on coke? Or gay and on crack? USA FIBA Basketball disappointment, editing the Wild Wild West, the pros and cons of having a puppy and people overpaying for dogs. Now that’s Podcasting!

We back y’all, sorry 4 the wait, Lil Wayne style. We’re talking Jesus and sipping lean in church, Kristian’s Europe trip, greedy Watto from Star Wars and more of the usual nonsense. Now that’s Podcasting!

First episode just Jordan and Kristian. We’re trying to stay on Talkable Topical Topics. Can’t figure out if this is Season 3 Episode 1? Or Season 2, Episode 26. Kristian is 17 again, Jordan is back from Colorado and Kristian is leaving for his Europe vacation, aka joining the Ukrainian army. Getting drunk and watching Fast X on YouTube, ranking Fast and Furious Movies and babes, Tokyo Drift and what does DK stand for? Trailer for Killers of the Flower Moon and Rise of the Beasts, Transformers flashbacks Old 70s directors loving their black queens and The 70s was best decades for film and music. LeBron saving America from China, Directors we would want to work with, IPA’s are always gross, and “The Cleveland Show” Movies are shows Enjoy Today, Right Now People are either dogs, pigs, or sheep The fall of empires seems to stem from powerful leaders failing to have a succession plan as well as ineptitude. Trying to be empathetic to conflict that’s happening on the opposite side of the globe and Pissing on road trips. Now that’s Podcasting!

Is this the last 3 man Podcast we get with Kyle, Kristian, and Jordan? Prepare for the longest episode. description in Podcast Cantina history We open with Freudianism, we touch the tip of the iceberg of consciousness in an unconscious universe, who is the newly European Kristian, Kris Handsome? All the while we’re watching Game 7 of the Warriors vs Kings as Steph goes for 50. Sadly, we’re all gonna miss each others birthdays this yea. We examine how impactful the coin flip is when it comes to making life decisions, why we don’t have sponsorships, and the first live edit of the podcast. The potential for a 24 Hour LSD Podcast, Battling wasps and watching Game 7 of the 2016 NBA Finals while tripping balls, Playing Trivia Crack 2 against a random Asian lady somewhere in America, and who can see the shadow people?? Those who fight the effects of Benadryl and take acid alone in the dark. Talking to hipster beard dudes at bars who are cucks for Joe Biden, being held hostage during social situations and how to politely exit a conversation, Sunday morning liquor store comrades, Kyle is a sleepy boi, the escapades of a Vagabond Kristian, plus we get a peek behind the curtain called Jordan’s childhood, aka the OG Battlefront II invincibility cheat code. Church parents vs drunk parents, Toxic Femininity, and The Behind Bars days with the bois. Sleep and alcohol, do you prefer screwdrivers or a tequila sunrise for breakfast, how to keep on truckin with your feelings instead of pushing them down, Old Dogs, as well as; who has the best Bruce Buffer impression? The real reason Andy didn’t keep his Toys, Saddam Hussein hands you clubs when you go to Top Golf and how to bring 30 beers with you. The best and worst Cleveland Cavaliers jersey, the mild inconvenience of General Grievous and the Separatist’s raiding your town. Booker T. Hernandez says “Hulk Hogan; we coming for you AHH…” We criticize Richard Nixon for recording all of his conversations without even a hint of irony. Cloning yourself to kill your self by doing a 360 No Scope until your future clones are all stuck in a time loop of killing themselves Old Country vs New country, ranking the Carter Albums, we called the Kiss Me Thru The Phone # and sadly, it’s been disconnected. Biden announces his bid for re-election 2,000 Miller High Life cans were destroyed in Belgium per a request from a French Champagne committee, saying the slogan “The Champagne of Beers” misleads the public and harms winemakers How to identify your Starbucks barista, green squares vs black squares, being an XY ally, Jordan getting into arguments about frozen chicken strips and mashed potatoes vs Chicken Fajitas and R.I.P Jerry Springer. Now that’s Podcasting!

Only two more episodes before Kyle leaves forever :( Kristian’s been drinking before going to Great Clips and getting lady boners over Jack Black, Kyle had house showings before selling his property to celebrate Earth Day! Jordan got a couples massage, no happy ending, fancy expensive anniversary dinners at French restaurants and watching The Super Mario Bros Movie! Kyle fell asleep during the ending though. What’s up with the Bud Light TERF WARS? Getting horny while watching the office, AFV hosts, Sitcom camera blocking, and how wet does your girl get when she watches the Jackass movies? We’re talking The Mount Rushmore of Jack Black movies, Jordan hates romance movies and loves not watching the Tik Tok’s that anyone sends, briefly we mention the current conflict in the Sudan, No Trump during breakfast, The FDA pulling Pfizer off the market, the animosity of between Mexican family members, Kyle’s two tours of being a bartender, buying plan B, Jordan needs to stop chewing ice next to the microphone. Uncertainty in the future of the MCU as Kang The Conqueror disrupts the timeline, aka Johnathan Majors News. The Super Mario Bros Movie will lead into The Super Smash Bros Cinematic Universe, having illegitimate children in the Dominican Republic, dads are the easiest people to make fun of, Kyle loves his wife, loves his family, he’s not racist, and yet he’s still very funny. Briefly we mention The Mandalorian S3 and Mythosaur lore. Plugging in an A.I Kyle into the Podcast after the REAL Kyle leaves. Now that’s Podcasting!

4/20 episode. Kyle and Jordan, we’re Rizzin and Jizzin. How long was FDR President? Almost as long it took us to figure out how long he was President. HBO vs Max? Evil Harry Potter reboot and TERF WARS, The Marvels trailer, Carrie Nation, Straight Gays vs Gay Gays, and Kristian is The Rizzler We’re talking Furious and Faster; Colon Disaster, Using your variant hand for miscellaneous purposes, Logan Lucky, and We process former President Trump in The Podcast Cantina police station, exclusive mugshot photos can be found LIVE on the podcast. The True Israelites love Tim Allen shows, Guys, we’re America, we can do anything we want! We own the finish line! Why can’t all internet content be sunshine and rainbows and kitty cats? Why does it all have to be a nationwide media distraction from what’s really going on in the world? Nothing 4/20 related in this episode. Maybe next time. Now that’s Podcasting!

Kyle and Jordan return to the classic format of talking about a nerd-centric gathering of like minded individuals. We’re talking Star Wars Celebration. All the announcements, all the inside information, all the lore and predictions; all right here at The Podcast Cantina. High Republic Phase III preview, Phase II thoughts, maybe a hint at the recipe for Porter Engle’s 9 egg stew? Also the LSD tigers, China and Collective Unconscious. No edits so enjoy all the ASMR sounds and potentially prolonged moments of silence as we watch the Celebration 23’ Livestream LIVE on the pod. Now that’s Podcasting!

Obamna Soda. It echoes throughout the podcast ominously. We can’t seem to get rid of it. Did you know that the Constitution was written so that we could have Coors Lights while riding John Deer mowers? We got Mormon soaking, more A.I presidents gaming, and talking the Tik Tok ban before one of our corespondents informed us of The Restrict Act, one of the most heinous pieces of legislation in American history. Maggie Gylenhall makes a return to the podcast, and what happens when Tobey McGuire is deployed to Iraq and his brother Jake Gylenhall has sex with his wife? Should we stop watching videos on the podcast with no visual frame of reference for the audience? The bois are back on the world stage, discussing the state of geopolitics, the seemingly imminent conflict with China and the future of America going to war with its biggest trade partner. What if The Podcast Cantina was the modern day Band of Brothers? Kyle is too old for the front lines, so clearly he would be safe. Kristian informs us of the whereabouts of the TRUE LEADER OF NORTH KOREA and how he was banished to the Land of Disney, being shadowbanned in real life and “I understand what you’re saying, BUT…”. How drinking affects social interactions and everyday tasks, and we learn the rule of thumb that 2 Tall Boys is still only “2 Beers”. Kyle goes the extra mile, Jordan and Kristian pick starting 5’s of NBA American white dudes, 2010s starting 5s, and Every Villain is Lemons. A new nationalist movement, the French Revolution, systematic American oppression and the upcoming authoritarian regime. Also, Jonah Hill saves Kanye West from his anti-Semitic ways. Now that’s Podcasting!

St. Paddy’s Day, Full Blown RENT, explaining more March Madness to Kyle, Vil you Wear Wigs? What does a Stegosaurus taste like? Upcoming movies, we discover the source of our MIC SHOCK, our third host today is Jupiter The Stupider Dog, oh ya and we experience the full power of the BIDEN BLAST. The local Pink Floyd laser show is certainly all 50 year old dudes on mushrooms, and surely must be the sickest vibes of all time An Arrest Warrant issued for Vladimir Putin by the International Criminal Court on charges of KIDNAPPING. “Kremlin? More like Gremlin” - Kyle. That’s comedy. Cheyenne makes a cameo to inform us about the danger of Chem-Trails, delusional mothers, and the evil Californian Communist, Governor Gruesome Newsom, and giving our podcast listeners a name; Canteeners. Kyle and Jordan are stalling by doing play-by-play calls of the Kansas-State Kentucky game before we get into Jan. 6th conspiracies?? Mando Season 3 so far and Star Wars Calendar Days. Everything Everywhere All At Oscars and Whale that was a sweep. Finally, after many attempts by Kyle, Jordan is convinced to watch the “musical” TIK TIK BOOM. Not bad? Didn’t hate it? Find out towards the end of the podcast. Kyle “reads with his ears” a book called “Mickey 7” a fun sci-fi book, Jordan rewatched The Northman and chugged a giant Miller High Life. Now that’s Podcasting!

The bois are back on the casting couch this week, sippin Vodka Root Beers and the single microphone we share makes a static sound whenever Kristian grabs it, so we apologize for the “technical difficulties”. Is this our last week springing forward? Lil Bill is more powerful than Goku, Kyle was the King of the Vato’s with ankle length Dicky’s, and would you rather have big forearms or big calves. Thanks to our sociopolitical expert, Kristian, we’re talking Realism in politics and philosophy, including once again a brief mention of Henry Kissinger and J. Edgar Hoover; gay or just a man who likes to have sex with men? But we don’t go too deep (yet) on the horrors of maintaining national security. This podcast is just Jordan trying to do segments that get detailed by his cohosts. We learn the truth about our “bois” from Hess, Germany aka our biggest foreign fans. Does the severity of the crime outweigh the talent of the criminal? Is it okay that I post the podcast a week after we recorded it? Kristian crashes at the end of the pod, but not before he explains how club football works and laying the groundwork for our future conversation about Niche‘s writings comparing conventional morality vs objective morality by “flawlessly” breaking down the “trolly dilemma”. Kyle reveals his conservative persona known only as “Rittenhouse”, and Jordan claims that if America won the World Cup, it would lead to the rest of the planet uniting against us in WW3. We get a sneak peek behind the curtain of Kristian’s dating life and how horrifying the local dating scene is by promoting the podcast on Tinder. Animals with the best eyesight, Spilling drinks and inside jokes. Now that’s Podcasting!

The bois are trying something new with the podcast today. We’re recording on a couch. That’s right, a real game changer in the podcast game. We watched the Lakers v Warriors Game in style As Kyle comfortably explains Lyle Lyle Crocodile Tik Toks and tries Leinenkugel Lemon Beer, Kristian defends how he would eat any animal, defining Mormon cultures family game night, and explaining offsides in “soccer”. The NPC argument returns, encountering NPC’s in real life, is Simu Liu an NPC agent? The British are cowards for giving up Hong Kong, PROJECT KELLY BLUE BOOK and Blue Beam make a return. In conclusion you can’t find us in the club, Pharmaceutical commercials are just community college brochures, more A.I President’s arguing, how we would be cops, eye contact with strangers and those we intimately know, laughing during The Shining, and hot white wife. Now that’s Podcasting!

American False Flag Operations. (2/24 recording). The bois review Ant-Man 3 (it was fine) before Jordan goes full Alex Jones mode. We’re talking the assault on American infrastructure, the horrifying realities of literary and media censorship, Kristian explains Marxism vs Free Speech, the history of Voting in America, Kyle has been on this earth longer than Credit Scores, Tax season is the spookiest time of year, and getting hammered at 80 for Brady. Our personal FBI agents are definitely paying closer attention to us after this one.

Just a couple of guys who got the morbs (Brit slang luv). On todays episode we start with motorcycle madness, big Trippin, and tasteful artistic representations of the female form. Kyle and Kristian once again attempt to persuade Jordan to watch AOT, remembering the Bionicle movies, and we do a not-so-deep dive on Jordan’s Ancestry results. As Kristian gives us valuable insight into the lore of The Last Airbender, could the Tales of Ba Sing Se save us from the impending Alien invasion? Is Gipetto on the flight logs? Kyle, who is clearly a Chinese sleeper agent, does his best Kermit Mahomes impression. Super Bowl Sunday and new movie trailers, the assault on America via ecological disasters, and Valentines Gay (Day). Now that’s Podcasting!