Andy and Brian take a break, eh, and fire up the ol' prediction machine, ya hoser. Crack open a cold one and grab a slice of back bacon, you're about to get a sneak peak into the next year. Now take off and listen.

Ep. 90 - What in the Buzelis Going on Here?? by Andy Metz and Brian Necastro

Andy and Brian open up the gates of the Porch and wind up the pit.

Andy and Brian dig the Porch out of about a Tater and half worth of snow in order to bring you the entertankment you need.

Hello out there, Porch fans. Please join Andy and Brian in the NBA UPDATE! PORCH STUDIO presented by Dunkaroos (the white frosting with sprinkles). We'll check in on the trends of the first month+ of the NBA season. Is the NBA Cup half full or half empty?

You've heard of Cyber Monday, Black Friday and Green Wednesday? Well, this is PORCH FRIDAY! Andy and Brian welcome special guests: -Joe Flaherty -Tech Bro Tater -Rim Hardigan and the Loud Boys -Captain Fancy! -Mel Brooks -Tim Hardaway (both) -and many more

Andy and Brian open up the porch to run a moderately alarming social experiment. What would happen if we started over from the year 2000? Specifically, what would happen if the US population knew in real time that the Supreme Court handed the presidency to gool old Dubya intentionally? Join us, won't you??

With winter approaching, Andy and Brian work on insulating the Porch. Join them as they detail every step of the process. Bob Vila later stops by to critique their work and take a sip of pumpkin cider before Martha Stewart rolls up a big doob.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1fW3_Zvd8ME Andy and Brian open up the Porch this week to find mummies, snakes, vampires, one bat, a walking pumpkin using an ear of corn as a walking stick, and all the other classic Halloween monsters squatting. Will anyone be able to save our heroes?!?!?!

Join Andy and Brian as they open up the Porch for their 27th Annual NBA Preview Spectacular. You can take these locks (brought to you by MasterLock) to the bank (brought to you by CitiBank). If any of these picks are off Target (...), please allow yourself to let it go. We'll be discussing everything about the upcoming season, including but not limited to: -The locations of all the newest expansion teams (Seattle SuperSonics and Nashville Nuts managed by Steve Nash) -Conspiracy theories involving freezers and envelopes -Ja Morant vs. unruly teens -Will Matas Buzelis Master Ballzelis? -How much longer will Giannis Antetokounmpo call Milwaukee his home?

Join Andy and Brian as they open up the Porch for their 27th Annual NBA Preview Spectacular. You can take these locks (brought to you by MasterLock) to the bank (brought to you by CitiBank). If any of these picks are off Target (...), please allow yourself to let it go. We'll be discussing everything about the upcoming season, including but not limited to: -Luka Doncic's new body -Anthony Davis' new permanent facemask (shout out Rip Hamilton) -Some players and their new teams

Andy and Brian open up the Porch, hit the spotlights and focus them in on one of the most influential musical groups of all time...A Tribe Called Quest. After breaking onto the stage in the late 80s, emerging from the Native Tongues Collective they helped to establish (which also produced Jungle Brothers and Busta Rhymes, among many others), Tribe went on to define a soundscape for the 90s. Join us as we explore their body of work. This episode we will be ranking their albums and tying up loose ends. Check out the past two weeks' episodes for each of our top 10 favorite Tribe tracks! Thank you for your service, Q-Tip, Phife Dawg, Jarobi, and Ali Shaheed Muhammad.

Andy and Brian open up the Porch, hit the spotlights and focus them in on one of the most influential musical groups of all time...A Tribe Called Quest. After breaking onto the stage in the late 80s, emerging from the Native Tongues Collective they helped to establish (which also produced Jungle Brothers and Busta Rhymes, among many others), Tribe went on to define a soundscape for the 90s. Join us as we explore their body of work. This episode we will be ranking our 5-1 favorite songs, last week was 10-6, and next week we will wrap it up by ranking their albums and tying up loose ends. Thank you for your service, Q-Tip, Phife Dawg, Jarobi, and Ali Shaheed Muhammad.

Andy and Brian open up the Porch, hit the spotlights and focus them in on one of the most influential musical groups of all time...A Tribe Called Quest. After breaking onto the stage in the late 80s, emerging from the Native Tongues Collective they helped to establish (which also produced Jungle Brothers and Busta Rhymes, among many others), Tribe went on to define a soundscape for the 90s. Join us as we explore their body of work. This episode we will be ranking our 10-6 favorite songs, next week will be 5-1, and the following week we will wrap it up by ranking their albums and tying up loose ends. Thank you for your service, Q-Tip, Phife Dawg, Jarobi, and Ali Shaheed Muhammad.

Andy and Brian discuss the most pressing issues affecting the country today, in order of importance. First up, how does inflation affect payouts for teeth? Join us, won't you?

Andy and Brian open up the porch to dish about many topics. So many, in fact, that they needed to open up a new box of plates.

Andy and Brian take a little time off from doing nothing to lift their heads up and speak at you.... from the Porch

Andy takes his turn on the hot seat, trying to guess 3 different rap classics based only on their beat.

Andy brings the Fire on this edition of Trace of Bass. No Bull(s), it's a real Bear of a challenge for Brian to try to guess the songs of these Chicago rappers only by the beat. Who in the Sky came up with this idea? Put on your White Sox and snuggle up with your Cubs, it's time for another round of TRACE...OF...BASSSSSSSS!

Andy and Brian open up an Emerald Green porch in honor of the powerhouse Seattle Mariners. Also, Brian's dogs ran into a hornets' nest in the ground, guess who won?