Teddy is over the moon, happy, since KFC launched their version of Beyond chicken, and he can, once again, tap back into his inherent fat-boy sensibilities. He then gets a brief tutorial from Scotch about determining the attributes of crack heads and meth addicts, as Scotch has a bombshell of a run-in with his down-and-out neighbor. The guys then determine that it's bad form to disparage someone's kid, directly to their face, but if you Jeopardy your insult, and phrase it in the form of a question, you might just get a free pass.

Listen up, you short-bus, glass lickers!