Teddy reveals he's got the attention span of a goldfish, as he continuously counts the leaves outside of his apartment window. Scotch gives Putin credit for curing COVID, just as the invasion of Ukraine ramps up. John Cena has no balls, or maybe he does, but China's carrying them in it's purse. One of the guys admits that he might have a "thing," for an unspecified "Doja Cat," as Scotch stumbles on the perfect solution to get gas prices down to pre-1970s levels.

Listen up, you greasy, grease-balls!