After over 20 years of riding dirty, Teddy shares the various treasures he found in his recently sold Jeep, one of which has sentimental value to his partner. The guys discuss the tragic existence of having to "suffer from alopecia," then delve into the nuances of Will Smith slapping the hell out of Chris Rock at the Oscar's Academy Awards. They both agree that any the next time there's an award show looking for a host, the default setting should be, Ricky Gervais. Scotch reveals the latest developments with his son's embryonic football career.

Listen up, you little participation trophies!