Due to Rosh Hashanah (the least partying New Year of all New Years), we're a bit late to the game with this episode ...

But holy roaring! What an incredible victory!

Most of this episode is a blur, but we (of course) revel in the Roar's glorious road win against a really good Cravens team. What we beheld (even Deano, who got a special dispensation from Hashem to watch the game) was roarection-inducing to the nth degree. Dominant O-line play. Sonic and Knuckles galloping through gaping holes. Jared and Sun God making incredible shit look easy. A 7-sack sack-a-thon against one of the most evasive QBs of all time.

The list goes on. And on. And we keep roaring!

We look ahead to the Browns (no childish nickname needed), whose fearsome defense is real, but whatevs. We shall destroy them!

After the Roar gets truly weird, where we imagine what football would look like if animals were allowed to play. A silverback gorilla at middle linebacker ... Why not? Let's make this happen.

Keep roaring, Roar Nation!