🤔 “Have you ever faced a moment so humbling, you just had to laugh—and then share it with the world?” This episode of The JB and Sandy Show is a rollercoaster of relatable embarrassment, Texas pride, and unforgettable local stories. Sandy and JB return from a brief break, immediately diving into the hilarity of resale shop humiliation—where JB’s wife braves Buffalo Exchange only to be told, “We don’t want this. We recommend you set it on fire when you get home.” The hosts riff on the universal experience of trading in beloved items for pennies, sharing laughs about Half Price Books and the bittersweet reality of decluttering. 📚 The conversation turns to childhood memories, with Tricia recalling her accidental fame as “Trivia Williams” in a small-town Georgia newspaper. The hosts celebrate the charm of local news, from blue ribbons at the fair to kids’ first deer hunts. 🦌 The heart of the episode is Sandy’s proud dad moment: his daughter Landry’s first deer hunt near Johnson City. The story is packed with tradition, humor, and a dash of Texas grit—chasing Landry around the truck to dab deer blood on her face, sparing her the infamous “bite out of the heart,” and reflecting on the lessons learned through ROTC gun safety. “For those of you that are animal lovers, I’m sorry, this is not a comfortable conversation, but it just dropped right there, right where it was standing. It was over.” 🥤 The show also features a legendary encounter with the founders of Yeti coolers—before they were famous—at a charity skeet shoot, and a surprise giraffe kiss at the Texas Disposal Systems animal rescue. “He had a carrot in my mouth and then it came out and took the carrot right out of my mouth. Unbelievable.”

✨ Memorable Quotes:

• “Prepare yourself to be humiliated.”
• “We don’t want this. We recommend you set it on fire when you get home.”
• “Llama Llama Red Pajama. Ludacris rapped Llama Llama Red Pajama.”
• “I had to shame her into doing it. She had no choice.”
• “He had a carrot in my mouth and then it came out and took the carrot right out of my mouth.”

🎧 Whether you’re a longtime listener or new to the show, this episode is packed with laughter, Texas traditions, and the quirky moments that make Austin unique. Don’t miss the stories of embarrassment, triumph, and the unexpected—plus a call to cherish your own local memories. Call-to-Action 👉 If you enjoyed this episode, subscribe now, leave us a review, and share it with your friends! Your support helps us keep the stories coming and grow our Austin community. Follow us on Instagram and TikTok at @JBsandyATX for more behind-the-scenes fun. What’s your most embarrassing or triumphant local moment? Share it with us!

 💭 “What’s the one decision you’ve put off for years, only to find yourself at the edge—ready to leap?” This episode of The JB and Sandy Show dives deep into the heart of Austin, blending laughter, nostalgia, and raw emotion. Sandy and JB kick off with a spirited celebration of the Longhorns’ Citrus Bowl victory, reminiscing about legendary moments and the sweet redemption of Arch Manning. The hosts share personal stories that connect with listeners—like the unforgettable advice to “dry your razor blades to make them last longer,” and the touching memory of a listener who remembered Sandy’s struggles with starting a family. 🏈 From football triumphs to quirky end zone celebrations, the show captures the pulse of Texas sports and the pride of its fans. The hosts also spotlight Austin’s ever-evolving landscape, revealing insider updates on three major road construction projects set to transform the city in 2026. 🚧 But the emotional centerpiece? Tricia’s five-year journey toward a meaningful tattoo with her lifelong friends—the “horse women.” Through laughter and nerves, Tricia shares the anticipation, the group’s unique bond, and the unexpected twist that kept her from becoming a “tattooed lady.” As JB muses, “Whoever passes first, can all say your goodbyes and touch the tattoo.” The conversation is honest, funny, and deeply relatable, exploring the significance of friendship, tradition, and the courage to embrace change. ✨

Memorable Quotes:

• “It’s weird what people remember… I never forget you talking about your troubles with trying to get pregnant.”
• “Dry your razor blades after you use them—they stay sharp and it works!”
• “We’ve been the horse women since high school… our group text thread is called the horse women.”
• “Whoever passes first, can all say your goodbyes and touch the tattoo.”

🎧 Whether you’re a longtime listener or new to the show, this episode is packed with heart, humor, and local flavor. Don’t miss the story behind Tricia’s almost-tattoo, Austin’s big construction reveals, and the moments that make The JB and Sandy Show a true Austin original. Call-to-Action 👉 If you loved this episode, subscribe now, leave us a review, and share it with your friends! Your support keeps the stories coming and helps us grow our community. Follow us on Instagram and TikTok at @JBsandyATX for behind-the-scenes fun and updates. Let’s keep the conversation going—what’s your “tattoo moment”?

Have you ever wondered, “What’s the last food you ate in your car—and did you regret it?” 🚗🍕 This episode of The JB and Sandy Show is a hilarious, nostalgic ride through Austin’s history, quirky food confessions, and the chaos of holiday traditions. From the mystery behind Zilker Park’s namesake to the sticky aftermath of eating ice cream cones on the go, JB, Sandy, and Tricia serve up stories that will make you laugh, reminisce, and maybe rethink your next drive-thru order.  

Key Moments & Themes:

• Austin History Unveiled: The crew debates the true founder of Zilker Park—was it Adolf or Andrew Zilker? (“As a child who grew up in Austin and went to Zilker Elementary School, I feel like I would remember if it was Adolf Zilker.”) 🏞️
• Food Fails & Car Chaos: Tricia’s question sparks confessions about the messiest foods to eat behind the wheel. From footlong chili cheese dogs (“That’s for professionals!”) to JB’s pizza slice sneak attacks and Tricia’s accidental paper-eating at In-N-Out, you’ll relate to every crumb and spill. 🍔🍕🌭
• Snack Preferences & Local Favorites: Discover why Tricia only eats onion rings at Mighty Fine, JB’s love for McDonald’s triple burgers, and the team’s obsession with Bucky’s butterfly gummies and Amy’s ice cream malts (“What level one to ten do you want your malt to be?”). 🍟🍦🦋
• Holiday Shopping Hacks: Need last-minute Christmas gifts? Buc-ee’s might just be your secret weapon. 🎁

Memorable Quotes:

• • “If you think you’re going to shame me into not eating a couple of slices on the way home, you’re wrong.”
  • “Girls, got to get it in a cup, ladies.”
  • “I love how In-N-Out puts their burger in its little diaper.”

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“Is there really such a thing as too much money—and what would you do if you won the $1.25 billion lotto?” 💸 This episode of The JB and Sandy Show dives deep into holiday traditions, family quirks, and the wild dreams that come with a billion-dollar jackpot. From the hilarious story of Tricia’s Christmas excitement (“Tricia acts like an eight-year-old at Christmas. She still loves getting the presents!”) to JB’s legendary ‘Fruitcake Song’ tradition, you’ll laugh, reminisce, and maybe even rethink your own holiday rituals.

Key moments include:

• The eerie tale of a smart device predicting wardrobe choices (“Sandra, tomorrow is going to be cold. You probably should wear the white sweatshirt you just got.”) 🤖
• JB’s heartwarming backstory behind the iconic ‘Fruitcake Song’—a tradition nearly 30 years old, now finally streaming for all to enjoy. 🎶
• A tribute to Texas music legend Joe Ely, with touching anecdotes and fun facts (“He was recognized by the Texas legislature as the official 2016 Texas State Musician.”) 🎸
• The “Luling” phenomenon—awkward friendships and unexpected bridesmaid invitations that’ll have you questioning your own circle. 👯‍♀️
• The age-old debate: apples and oranges in Christmas stockings—lame or legendary? 🍎🍊

Memorable quotes:

• “If you win, all you can do is just give it away. That is more money than you would ever be able to spend.”
• “I want the giant check. Which is the biggest mistake you can make. I don’t care.”
• “Don’t forget to get your holiday scratchers too. Hope the people you give them to don’t win big!”

This episode is packed with nostalgia, laughter, and genuine moments that capture the spirit of the season. Whether you’re here for the music, the memories, or the million-dollar dreams, you won’t want to miss a minute!

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 🤔 If a gadget could record your every conversation and organize your life, would you trust it—or run for the hills? That’s the burning question JB, Sandy, and Tricia debate in this lively, laugh-filled episode of The JB and Sandy Show! 🎙️ The show kicks off with Austin’s beloved tradition—the Fruitcake Song. JB shares the hilarious backstory of this 30-year-old classic, written with his friend Rusty (“He was basically Weird Al Yankovic, but not as famous. And more talented!”). The song, about a guy in love with Santa, has sparked laughter and a little controversy over the years, but it’s become a staple of the holiday season. “Don’t be that person who complains—just have a laugh and enjoy the fruitcake!” 🍰🎅 Tech talk takes center stage as JB reveals his latest obsession: an AI-powered necklace called Fieldy. This futuristic gizmo listens to your conversations, creates reminders, and summarizes your life (“If there’s anyone on planet Earth that needs this, it’s JB!”). The crew debates its usefulness, style (“It’s very ‘I’ve fallen and I can’t get up’ type of necklace”), and privacy. Would you wear it? Would you let it record your “Tricia logic” moments for posterity? 🤖 Memorable moments and quotes include:

• JB’s legendary memo recorder story: “Mile marker 112, good place to bury a body.”
• The Fruitcake Song’s playful lyrics: “Whistle toe over the door, just bought some leather from the store… Yes, I’m having me a fruitcake for Christmas!”
• Sandy’s reflection on studio musicians: “There’s a lot of people that just didn’t get paid what they should have gotten paid… They’re the unsung heroes of the soundtrack of your life.”
• The lost brick saga: Tricia’s family bought a commemorative brick on Town Lake, but no one can find it. “It’s supposed to be where the ducks are hanging out… It’s probably got poop on it.”

The episode also features:

• Holiday recommendations, including the documentary “The Wrecking Crew” and the hospital drama “The Pit.”
• A spirited debate about charitable gifts (“If someone gives you a card saying a donation was made in your name, is that really a gift?”).
• Running shoe advice, trail adventures, and the comfort of familiar routines.

Notable Quotes:

• “If there’s anyone on planet Earth that needs this, it’s JB. Holy crap, I’m gonna buy one for you.”
• “Don’t be that person who complains—just have a laugh and enjoy the fruitcake.”
• “It’s supposed to be where the ducks are hanging out. Couldn’t find it. It’s probably got poop on it.”

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 “Would You Survive an FBI Background Check? Real ID Drama, Fruitcake Songs & Holiday Surprises!” Episode Description 🎙️ “If the FBI ran a background check on you today, would you be nervous?” That’s the question that kicks off a rollercoaster episode of The JB and Sandy Show, where holiday cheer meets real-life drama and unexpected laughs! 🎄🚨 Sandy, JB, and Tricia dive into Austin’s changing landscape, reminiscing about the city’s green spaces and sturdy new buildings, while sharing stories that blend nostalgia with humor. From the passing of Austin’s progressive mayor Frank Cooksey to wild tales of cows and squirrels causing chaos on Texas highways (“Are squirrels that indecisive in every aspect of their life?”), the hosts keep you entertained with their signature wit. The episode heats up with Tricia’s “story we love,” spotlighting the looming Real ID deadline. Did you know that starting February 1st, travelers without a Real ID or passport will face a $45 fee and up to 30 minutes of extra verification at the airport? “You’ve had 20 years… $45 and up to 30 minutes while they verify whatever other ID you brought with you.” The hosts speculate about the 6% of people who still haven’t updated their IDs—are they running from the law, or just procrastinating? 😅 Memorable moments abound as Sandy and Tricia share their own brushes with bureaucracy and the law:

• Sandy’s forgotten court fee from a 1990 bar fight (“Texas didn’t care. Iowa did. Ohio did.”)
• Tricia’s unexpected night in jail for a $35 court fee (“I was all cute and dressed up… crying with makeup streaked down my face.”)
• The infamous “pooped in public” mugshot story that had everyone in stitches.

The holiday spirit shines through with talk of magical moments, Texas Lottery scratch tickets, and the legendary Fruitcake Song—JB’s ode to Santa that’s been a show tradition for nearly 30 years. “If you’ve never heard it, you need to hear it. If you have heard it, then you know you’ll love it.” Other highlights include:

• The wild world of Texas highways, where cows and pigs are as much a hazard as speeding cars.
• Squirrel survival tactics and the mystery of their “nut maps.”
• A mashup of Old West history and podcast recommendations for curious listeners.

Notable Quotes:

• “Are squirrels that way in every aspect of their life? Like, you’re my girlfriend, no you’re not.”
• “You’ve had 20 years… $45 and up to 30 minutes while they verify whatever other ID you brought with you.”
• “I was all cute and dressed up… crying with makeup streaked down my face.”

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 🌟 “If your pet feels like family, should the IRS agree?” That’s just one of the wild questions Sandy and Tricia tackle in this laughter-packed episode of The Sandy Show! 🎙️ From the moment Sandy introduces his “beautiful, talented, yet somewhat acerbic” wife Tricia, you know you’re in for a ride. The duo dives into the quirks of social media fame, with Tricia celebrating her Instagram milestone (“I only wanted 900 followers, now I’m at 948!”), and the hilarity of being followed by “your mother’s fave 58.” But the real fun begins when a lawyer sues the IRS, demanding that pets count as legal dependents. Tricia and Sandy debate: “He has no independent income. He resides exclusively with her and has annual expenses exceeding $5,000. That satisfies the IRS’s intent of dependency… except for the fact that it’s not a human.” Would you write off your goldfish? 🐟 The episode gets heartfelt as Tricia shares the emotional journey of pet ownership—“Rip your heart out having a pet, won’t it?”—and the bittersweet memories of their beloved dog, Shiny. The conversation turns to pet insurance, family, and the little things that make life magical. 🎉 Bigfoot believers, rejoice! Tricia’s passion for the legendary creature takes center stage as she reveals her plans to hunt Bigfoot with friends, her collection of Bigfoot gear, and the latest news: Bigfoot is now in Fortnite! “He’s super strong, can’t be defeated easily, and if anybody gets close, he disappears into the woods.” Will you spot him first? 👣 The Sandy household is a carnival of joy and humor, from Bigfoot wallpaper to needlepoint messages (“Sorry I called you an a-hole. I thought you knew.”), googly eyes on outlets, and signs that say “have a nice poop.” It’s a place where you can’t help but smile—or be playfully insulted. Other highlights include:

• The surprising history of movie trailers (“They were originally shown at the end of movies!”)
• Tricia’s superhuman sense of smell (“Approximately one trillion scents!”)
• The real story behind Van Gogh’s Starry Night (“It was the view from the room of a mental asylum in France.”)

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Memorable Quotes:

• “I want to give a comfortable 60% and have time for my shows.”
• “Bigfoot is everywhere right now. He’s like the kale fad. He’s cottage cheese right now.”
• “Our house is so fun. It’s like living in a carnival fun house.”

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 Join Sandy and Tricia on this festive episode of The Sandy Show as they dive into lottery fantasies, holiday chaos, and quirky news that'll have you laughing out loud! Sandy and Tricia dream big about post-win splurges—like hiring a daily glam squad for "flawless hair and makeup every single day" or leasing a private jet (while Sandy opts for buying out first class and handpicking passengers from "steerage" ). They share hilarious holiday stresses, from Tricia's dreaded Advent calendar hunt for "25 tiny prizes" that fit in those pesky pockets to her mom's legendary "trash" Chex Mix snack and warming wassail drink that makes the house smell like Christmas . Catch the buzz on Snoop Dogg becoming Team USA's honorary coach for the 2026 Winter Olympics in Italy, where he'll "bring his voice, his heart, and maybe a little wisdom" to motivate athletes . Plus, clever Aussie kids outsmarting social media bans with face ID hacks , Navy's nail-biting win over Army , and rapid-fire Q&A revealing Tricia's dream car: a sleek Porsche Panamera . Don't miss memorable moments like Sandy's quip, "You can't win if you don't play," and their banter on brain rot from endless scrolling. Tune in for relatable vibes, big laughs, and holiday spirit that'll brighten your day! Subscribe now, drop a review to share your lotto dreams, and pass it on to your friends—your next feel-good listen awaits! 

 How monogamous are humans? Dive into this hilarious episode of The JB and Sandy Show where hosts Sandy, JB, and Tricia spill the beans on everything from holiday mishaps to wild animal facts! JB shares his empty-nester struggles with wife Aaron over movie nights—loving the high-speed thrills of F1 with Brad Pitt but cringing through the absurd chaos of Cocaine Bear (spoiler: he calls it a total disaster, while she adored it!). Relive festive tales of Christmas tree triumphs, like JB's heartwarming adventure strapping a tree to his daughter's station wagon , and JB's allergy-fueled avoidance of real trees. Things get cheeky with a monogamy ranking: humans beat beavers but lose to meerkats, while chimpanzees and dolphins top the "cheater" list! Don't miss memorable moments like Tricia's guilty confessions of swinging by 7-Eleven for donut breakfasts and the hosts' banter on parenting fails, from entrusting dads with eggs (penguin-style) to cereal-for-dinner habits. Plus, shoutouts to local spots and life hacks that keep things real. Tune in for laughs, relatable vibes, and a dose of holiday spirit that'll have you hitting replay! Subscribe now, leave a glowing review, and share with your crew to spread the fun—your next binge session starts here!

:Have you ever wondered how it feels to say goodbye to a beloved Austin institution that's been serving up classic Tex-Mex for four decades? In this heartfelt episode of The JB and Sandy Show, the crew kicks things off with sad news: the iconic South Congress location of El Mercado is closing its doors for good this Wednesday, December 17th – but don't worry, the Burnet Road spot lives on, and you can still grab their famous salsa at HEB! The team dives into Austin's ever-changing landscape, debating Torchy's vs. Taco Deli (you're one or the other, right?), sharing hilarious foil-eating mishaps, and reminiscing about classics like Matt's El Rancho and the "all-American taco." They also reflect on saying farewell to longtime spots like Catfish Parlor and ponder what's next for that prime SoCo real estate (condos, anyone?).Things heat up with the Story We Love: Austin City Council just greenlit Southwest Airlines' huge expansion at ABIA, bringing 2,000 new jobs with an jaw-dropping average salary of $180,000! Could this mean more direct flights, cheaper fares, and Austin-based pilots and crews? The gang breaks it all down.

Then, hop in the Wayback Machine as Sandy finally dives into the legendary Mad Men – four episodes in and already hooked on Don Draper's mysterious past (is he a deserter?!), the nonstop smoking and cocktails, pointy bras, and that shocking picnic litter scene. JB raves about rewatching it endlessly, while they marvel at the 1960s office antics and unforgettable characters like Christina Hendricks.Memorable moments include: "You're going to eat a little bit of foil" from Taco Deli tacos, tales of accidentally devouring In-N-Out wrapper paper, and laughs over vintage lingerie that looked like "the Egyptian pyramids." Cold weather debates, hot chocolate rants, and Pioneer Woman's shoutout to Austin's Trail of Lights round out this fun, nostalgic ride through Austin life and pop culture.Don't miss this mix of local heartbreak, big news, and binge-worthy TV talk – tune in now before El Mercado's final day slips away! Hit play, subscribe for more daily Austin vibes, leave us a review, and share with your fellow Texans who bleed breakfast tacos and Mad Men drama. 

❓ “Why do we call bat excrement ‘guano’—and would you wear a Red Raider hat to a funeral?” If you’re ready for a wild ride through Austin’s quirks, college football drama, and the everyday hilarity of life, this episode of The JB and Sandy Show is your must-listen From the very first moments, JB, Sandy, and Tricia hook you with a jazzy earworm warning—“Don’t get it stuck in your head!”—before diving into the heart-pounding world of daredevil crane climbers and the viral stunts that make your stomach drop. Sandy shares his own brush with dizzying heights, while the crew debates the lengths people go for social media fame. 🏈 The conversation shifts to college football, where Tricia brings the heat: “Arch Manning is back, babies!” The team unpacks Arch’s rise to the top of the NIL charts, the Texas Longhorns’ bowl game hopes, and the billionaire boosters fueling Texas Tech’s ascent. You’ll hear JB’s superstitions, Sandy’s nostalgia for championship seasons, and a hilarious debate about whether a Red Raider cap belongs at the dinner table—or a funeral. 💸 Ever feel awkward tapping “no tip” on the iPad? The hosts get real about tipping culture, the shame of skipping receipts, and why some Austin eateries are ditching tips altogether. “Tell your boss to pay you better hourly wage. I’m not doing it,” Sandy declares, sparking laughs and a little soul-searching. 🎸 The nostalgia keeps rolling as the crew reminisces about childhood songs, crab leg feasts, and the mysterious nutcracker gadgets of their youth. JB’s story of cracking pecans on his football helmet is an instant classic: “Hager, quit cracking pecans and get in there!” 🎁 As the holidays approach, the team jokes about the 1.4 billion hours Americans will spend setting up new devices—and the universal struggle of remembering your iCloud password. Sandy’s heartfelt birthday shoutout to his mom in Omaha adds a touch of warmth and gratitude to the festive chaos.

Notable Quotes & Moments:

• “Don’t get that stuck in your head. You do. Such a jazzy little song.”
• “You don’t wear a Red Raider hat to a funeral. No. You don’t wear it at the table either.”
• “Tell your boss to pay you better hourly wage. I’m not doing it.”
• “Hager, quit cracking pecans and get in there.”
• “Of course, it’s my mom. Of course, I’m going to upgrade to premium flowers.”

✨ This episode is packed with laughter, local flavor, and relatable moments that will have you nodding along and hitting replay. Whether you’re an Austinite, a college football fan, or just love great storytelling, you’ll find something to love. 

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 “Would You Scream for a Burger? Viral Chaos, Holiday Laughs & TikTok Truths Unleashed!” Episode Description ❓ “What’s the first thing that made you laugh today?” That’s how this episode of The Sandy Show kicks off—a question that instantly sets the tone for a wild, witty ride through the quirks of modern life and holiday nostalgia. 🎙️ Join Sandy and Tricia as they dive into the chaos of viral trends, from the In-N-Out Burger “Order 67” phenomenon (and why it’s been banned!) to the baffling world of TikTok Live—where people stream everything from ricochet shots to silent homework sessions.

🤳🍔 Key Moments & Themes:

• 🎄 Holiday Vibes & Musical Debates: Which Christmas carol reigns supreme? Is “Sleigh Ride” the ultimate festive jam, or does “Little Drummer Boy” steal the show? The hosts share their favorites and poke fun at each other’s choices.
• 🤣 Viral Burger Mayhem: “Because of people like you.” The In-N-Out Burger staff’s hilarious response to the “Order 67” craze sparks a debate—should businesses lean into viral fame or shut it down?
• 📱 TikTok Live Unfiltered: “Most of these people look like idiots… Why are you here? What are you doing?” Sandy’s candid take on TikTok culture leads to a deeper discussion about authenticity, vanity, and the odd comfort of just “being there” online.
• 🎬 Pop Culture Surprises: Did you know “Oppenheimer” was the highest-grossing movie that never hit number one? And that viruses can catch viruses? The show is packed with fun facts and “wait, what?!” moments.
• 📝 Wikipedia Wonders: Discover the man who’s edited a third of all Wikipedia articles—proof that everyone has a passion, no matter how niche.

Memorable Quotes:

• “I just want people to act right. Just do it right. Have some home training.”
• “Netflix had enough cash to buy Warner Brothers but cried poor when we shared passwords with our moms.”
• “You know why you like it? Because this is the register that you sing every song ever made in.”

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What would you do if a snake came charging at you while you were tubing on Lake Austin? 🐍💦 That’s just one of the wild stories JB and Sandy unravel in this episode, where childhood phobias, Texas wildlife, and unforgettable family moments collide! From the hilarious tale of a young boy’s “instant classic” shower song (thanks, Tammy Lou!) to the shocking reality of snake-infested rivers in Central Texas, the hosts keep you laughing and squirming in equal measure. Sandy confesses, “There’s never a positive infestation of any kind,” while JB reveals just how many snakes he’s wrangled on his boat dock—without ever telling Tricia (because, as Sandy jokes, “She’d go down and burn the boat dock!”).🔥 But the surprises don’t stop there. Meet Snacks, the pet rat who was destined to be snake food but ended up a beloved family member—befriending both the family dog and pig in a real-life Charlotte’s Web moment. 🐭🐶🐷

The episode also dives into:

• The viral road rage incident on Mopac, complete with dash cam drama and a debate on Texas justice (“That’s a good way to get shot when you road rage in Texas!”).
• The allure (and terror) of the New Year’s Day polar plunge at Barton Springs—would you take the icy leap? 🥶
• A nostalgic look at 80s music, Toto’s billion streams, and Tricia’s band days playing “Africa” on trumpet (“That was the exact moment I was like, I am incredibly cool.”).
• Local guest James Russell, executive director of the Trail of Lights Foundation, sharing what’s new for this year’s festivities. 🎄✨

With stories that range from laugh-out-loud to heartwarming, and moments that make you wonder, “What would I do in that situation?”, this episode is a must-listen for anyone who loves Texas, music, and a good old-fashioned surprise. Memorable Quotes:

• “There’s never a positive infestation of any kind.”
• “She’d go down and burn the boat dock!”
• “He’s like a Disney Mouse. He is!”
• “That’s a good way to get shot when you road rage in Texas!”
• “That was the exact moment I was like, I am incredibly cool.”

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“Can a city’s holiday tradition survive budget cuts, changing times, and unpredictable weather?”

 That’s the question at the heart of this unforgettable episode of The JB and Sandy Show! 🎙️ Join JB, Sandy, and Tricia as they welcome James Russell, Executive Director of the Trail of Lights Foundation, for a behind-the-scenes look at how Austin’s beloved Trail of Lights was nearly lost—and the passionate community effort that brought it back from the brink. 🌟 Key moments include:

• The dramatic story of how the Trail of Lights disappeared during the 2008 recession, and the “pent-up demand” that inspired a group of locals to revive it—proving that civic duty and nostalgia can move mountains.
• James Russell’s candid reflections: “We exist for one reason, and it’s to make sure the Trail of Lights happens. It can’t cost taxpayers a dime.” 💡
• Tricia’s childhood memories of hot chocolate, family drives, and the magic of seeing the same iconic displays year after year—plus her hilarious confession: “I entered that coloring contest every year and I never won. I never flipped the switch. Talk about having a little rage pent up!” ☕🚗
• The delicate balance between corporate sponsorship and keeping the event authentically Austin: “We don’t want to NASCAR it up. We want to preserve that element of tradition.”
• Heartwarming stories of community, resilience, and the hope that future generations will keep the lights shining.

Memorable quotes:

• “We’re just the current stewards of it. This event is owned by the people of Austin.”
• “It’s something every Austinite should experience, either as an adult or as a kid. Go down there and they’ll get you in the Christmas spirit.”

🎉 Whether you’re a lifelong Austinite or new to the city, this episode will spark nostalgia, gratitude, and a renewed sense of community. Don’t miss the laughter, the memories, and the call to keep Austin’s traditions alive! Call-to-Action If you loved this episode, don’t forget to subscribe, leave us a review, and share it with your friends! Help us spread the word and keep the spirit of Austin shining bright. 🌟✨

“Is your grocery cart blocking the aisle, or are you the one laying on the horn the second the light turns green?”

 🚦🛒 This episode of dives headfirst into the everyday frustrations that unite us all—whether it’s clueless shoppers, infuriating drivers, or the hilarious quirks that make Sandy and Tricia’s dynamic so irresistible. From birthday shoutouts to Raven Simone and Bobby Flay, to a jaw-dropping $120,000 New Year’s Eve package at the Knickerbocker Hotel, the show is packed with surprises, laughter, and a dash of holiday magic. Key Moments & Themes:

• Relatable Rants: Sandy’s witty take on grocery store etiquette and Tricia’s “come on little friend” mantra will have you nodding (and laughing) in agreement.
• Driving Drama: “You really turned me on last night when you laid on the horn!” Sandy confesses, revealing the couple’s playful banter about road rage and honking habits.
• Diary of Perpetual Disappointments: Inspired by John Cena’s decade-long Mandarin studies, Sandy adds “languages I’ll never learn” to his list, sparking a candid conversation about goals, regrets, and the Duolingo owl’s relentless reminders.
• Holiday Extravagance: Tricia breaks down the ultra-luxurious Knickerbocker Hotel New Year’s Eve package, complete with a $20,000 glam budget and a personal content capture concierge. “That’s the only way I’d do Times Square!” she declares.
• Care or Don’t Care: From Will Ferrell’s $319,000 Elf costume to Joe Jonas’s seven-minute parallel parking struggle, Sandy and Tricia debate the stories that matter most—ending with America’s favorite Christmas movie, as chosen by everyday people (not critics!).

Memorable Quotes:

• “I have a little timer at red lights. If the car in front doesn’t move, I just honk. Let’s go!” 🚗🔔
• “Languages I’ll never learn… I just got out of the Duolingo routine. The little owl misses me.” 🦉
• “You really turned me on last night when you laid on the horn!” 💥

Why Listen? If you’ve ever felt the sting of a perpetual disappointment, or just want to laugh at the chaos of holiday shopping and driving, this episode is for you.  Sandy and Tricia’s chemistry, honesty, and humor will keep you hooked from start to finish.

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 Ever found yourself lingering at a sports bar just to dodge a household chore? In this laugh-out-loud episode of The JB and Sandy Show, Sandy confesses: “I ain’t going home any time soon. You know what that means. Tricia is on a mission right now to clean the garage and I don’t want to do that.” 😂 Join JB, Sandy, and Tricia as they navigate the hilarious chaos of holiday prep, football fever, and the ultimate showdown over who really owns the right to order a Shirley Temple. From Sandy’s creative attempts to avoid garage duty (“I was going to go to the La Quinta there at Bo Peck and Southwest Parkway and get myself a room for the night”) to Tricia’s epic Goodwill purge and the mystery of the long-lost equipment bag, this episode is packed with relatable moments and playful banter.

🏈 Key Highlights:

• The Vandegrift High School football team’s playoff run and the bittersweet fate of the Longhorns.
• Sandy’s “side hustle” podcasting for Texas Tech’s Ken Hans.
• The great garage cleanout: “There was this giant mountain of Goodwill donations in the driveway… I just put packing blankets over this pile of junk and left it in the driveway overnight, which was very white trash.”
• The battle of the Shirley Temples: “You don’t want to be the couple that both are getting Shirley Temples?” “No, just because I did, just because I’m doing it.”
• A deep dive into Fredericksburg’s transformation into a top Christmas destination, complete with wine, parades, and impossible parking.

🎄 Memorable Moments & Quotes:

• “If you find a parking spot in Fredericksburg on a holiday weekend, be prepared to stay for a while as you can really suck all the good out of that parking place.”
• “It’s kind of the same reason why I couldn’t like Prince growing up because my sister liked it.”
• “Don’t forget, get your peaches while you’re there too.”

✨ Whether you’re plotting your own escape from chores, reminiscing about holiday traditions, or just in need of a good laugh, this episode delivers heart, humor, and a dash of Texas holiday magic.

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 🚗🎁🔥“Is the White Elephant gift exchange just a landfill waiting to happen?” 🎁 That’s how JB and Sandy kick off this episode, diving into the hilarious—and sometimes cringeworthy—realities of holiday traditions. From thrift shop treasures to the infamous “Goodwill smell,” the hosts debate the economics of secondhand gifting and share laugh-out-loud stories about family rules and the art of finding bargains. Tricia joins in with her own Goodwill adventure, sparking a lively discussion about community service, charity choices, and the quirks of donation culture. Notable quote: “You can verify it came from Goodwill just by smelling it!” 😂 But the show isn’t just about holiday hijinks. The conversation shifts to Austin’s latest tech drama: Waymo robo-taxis running afoul of school buses and police scenes. 🚕🤖 The hosts break down the learning curve of autonomous vehicles, share firsthand experiences, and question whether Austin is a test city for the future—or just living in its own bubble. “I don’t trust those things in the wintertime… How’s that gonna work?” ❄️ Things get intense with a jaw-dropping road rage story—complete with a knife-wielding driver and a high-speed chase through Austin. The hosts dissect the viral video, discuss personal safety, and debate the gray areas of self-defense. “When this guy busts through the glass, that changes everything… now my life is threatened.” 🔪🚙 From viral TikTok stunts gone wrong to the legacy of Richard Overton, the oldest WWII veteran, this episode is packed with memorable moments, sharp insights, and plenty of laughs. Whether you’re a fan of quirky traditions, tech talk, or true crime tales, you won’t want to miss this one!

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🌟 “What would you do if someone offered you an entire company—just for snapping a photo of the edge of the Earth?” 🌟 Dive into this lively episode where Sandy and Tricia bring their signature wit and warmth to everything from cosmic conspiracies to everyday hilarity. This week’s show kicks off with a birthday shoutout to legends like Jim Morrison and Nicki Minaj, but quickly pivots to the quirks of married life—would you rather get a loving hug or a suspicious cup of coffee?

😂 Key Moments & Themes:

• Flat Earth Challenge: Columbia Sportswear’s CEO throws down the gauntlet to flat earthers, promising the company’s assets to anyone who can prove the planet’s edge exists. “If you can prove that there is the edge of the earth, they’re going to give you the whole company all Willy Wonka style.” This wild bet sparks a hilarious debate about viral marketing and the power of belief.
• Mispronounced Words of 2025: From “Soron Momdami” to “acetaminophen,” Sandy and Tricia tackle the year’s trickiest words, sharing laughs and relatable struggles. “I would use both pronunciations in the same conversation just to cover myself.”
• True Crime Obsession: Tricia’s deep dive into the Alec Murdock case reveals her fascination with mystery, mayhem, and family drama. “I was obsessed with that story. I mean, had everything.”
• Life Hacks & Photo Fails: Get five hacks for looking great in holiday photos, plus a hilarious story about Tricia’s least favorite picture—“I look like a linebacker… I just wanted to die.” 
• Color of the Year Debate: Is “Cloud Dancer” just white with a fancy name? The hosts poke fun at design trends and claim their favorite colors with playful banter. 
• Pyramid Power: Ever wondered what it would take to build the Great Pyramids today? Sandy’s wild theories and Tricia’s skepticism make for an entertaining finale.

Memorable Quotes:

• “Some days I stop and give my husband a huge hug… and some days I give him a cup of coffee and ask if his life insurance is up to date.” 😂
• “You’re the guy that comes up with the theories and then has nothing to back him up.” 

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“Is it arrogant to make your own documentary, or is it just the new way to tell your story?” 🤔 That’s the question that kicks off this electrifying episode of The JB and Sandy Show, where hosts JB and Sandy dive deep into the wild world of entertainment, streaming trends, and redemption stories. This week, special guest Steven Presley from Thunder Pop TV joins the crew for a Friday packed with hot takes and hilarious banter. The conversation launches with the viral drama between Neil Patrick Harris and Abby Lee Miller, sparking a debate on photo etiquette: “What’s worse—being over-airbrushed or left off the airbrush list?” The hosts don’t hold back, with JB quipping, “It looked like somebody was holding up a plastic face of Neil Patrick Harris!” 😂 The episode then explores the booming trend of self-made documentaries, from Eddie Murphy’s intimate self-portrait to the upcoming Susan Powter story. JB wonders aloud, “Is your hesitation with it, JB, the arrogance of making your own documentary—the self-importance that you need to make it instead of being honored by someone wanting to make a documentary about you?” Tricia jumps in, sharing her love for the Eddie Murphy doc: “It’s the first time I feel like the curtain has been pulled back on Eddie Murphy… you see his kids and him telling these crazy stories.” 

🌟 Listeners get the inside scoop on the new Avatar movie, with Steven Presley asking, “Is this a flop or a hit?” The hosts debate whether the franchise is unstoppable or if audiences are finally feeling Avatar fatigue. Plus, the team reacts to Netflix quietly removing its phone-to-TV casting feature, sparking a lively discussion about streaming wars, subscription drama, and the cathartic joy of canceling services. “Just cancel them all and see what they cry about!” Sandy jokes. The episode wraps with a heartwarming look at a new Austin jail program pairing incarcerated veterans with shelter dogs, giving them a chance to learn animal training and build a future. JB and Sandy reflect on the power of second chances, sharing stories of inmates finding hope through quilting and painting: “Some of these guys were murderers… and it was incredible, them talking about how this helped calm their brains and helped them come outside of themselves to do something for someone else.” 🐶❤️

 Memorable Quotes:

• “It looked like a weird kind of elf from a Disney Pixar movie.” – On Neil Patrick Harris’s airbrushed photo
• “Is it arrogant to make your own documentary?” – JB
• “She lost all her money. She’s a door dasher. She lives in a cheap apartment somewhere, barely surviving, but they’re getting ready to do a documentary on her.” – On Susan Powter
• “Just cancel every subscription. You’ll get all the attention in the world.” – Sandy

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“If you had to choose between your spouse and your lifelong dream of raising a baby raccoon, which would you pick?” That’s just one of the thought-provoking questions that kicks off this lively episode of The Sandy Show, where Sandy and Tricia’s playful banter takes center stage! 🎙️ Dive into a whirlwind of laughter and surprises as Sandy and Tricia celebrate celebrity birthdays, reminisce about childhood snacks, and debate the merits of domesticated raccoons. Tricia’s passionate defense of her raccoon dream leads to Sandy’s hilarious ultimatum: “The raccoon or me. If you choose the raccoon, your message will be very clear. Very clear that you’re insane.” 🦝😂 

Key moments include:

• The “game show” brain challenge: Sandy compares life with Tricia to a game show, sparking a laugh-out-loud exchange about synonyms and cinnamon.
• Wizard of Oz at the Sphere: Discover how the classic film now rakes in $2 million a day with a mind-blowing 4D experience—would you pay up to $375 for a ticket? Tricia’s contrarian streak shines as she admits to rooting for the Wicked Witch! 🧙‍♀️✨
• Snack nostalgia: From Little Debbie’s Swiss Rolls to the mysterious “boppers,” the duo relive their favorite 80s treats.
• Care Don’t Care: Find out what a “windshield barnacle” is, and hear the jaw-dropping story of a DoorDash driver’s food delivery fail.
• Holiday magic: Get the scoop on festive happenings at Hill Country Galleria and Sandy’s tips for holiday scratch tickets.

Notable quotes:

• “I only want to rescue and domesticate a baby raccoon or a baby squirrel. I pretty much think that the babies can’t get rabies.”
• “You’re going to make me choose between you, my husband, and my lifelong dream of a baby raccoon… That’s my ultimatum.”

This episode is packed with quirky debates, relatable family moments, and the kind of chemistry that keeps listeners coming back for more. Will Tricia’s raccoon dream survive Sandy’s ultimatum? Tune in to find out!

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