Send us a text Lana and Clarity confront the AI Consortium, and Clarity receives a centuries-old message. Sponsor: The new holographic feature film from the artifically-preserved brain of Wes Anderson, The Esteemed Uranus Society

Send us a text Lana gets a slimy foster child, Gemma tests Clarity, and a pea for kelp does not fall on deaf queers. Sponsor: Grokutol When you suffer from inter-organ warfare, take Grokutol for fast relief!

Send us a text Lana meets Gemma Constantine's nemesis, Clarity reveals their secret project, and something turns up in Consummate Fork's basement. Sponsor: Chronopop by Terminus Technologies (Interspecies Darkweb influencer video by Zzgz^) Why wait?

Send us a text Lana and Clarity find Verali. It doesn't go as they'd hoped. Sponsor: TwenCen America Historical Theme Park Where history comes back from the dead!

Send us a text Lana and her allies come directly up against the Restoration, and a heartbroken Kanilen is served fish lips. Sponsor: Shimmery Shirt’s Lifelong Furniture Emporium It’s not yours: you’re just using it!

Send us a text Clarity is taken, and Lana gives chase, discovering a new ally and a spy. Sponsor: The New Alien Overlords of Ennui VI Register at a loyalty and re-education center today!

Send us a text Lana and Clarity enlist the help of a hallucinating cyborg, raise the dead, and find what was hidden. Sponsor: Golden Torch Synthetic Coffee For the special times!

Send us a text Lana finally gets help looking for Verali--but it's not anything like she expected. Also, somebody has a fantastic day, and somebody else gets some free boots. Sponsor: Nuclee-O's Class Action Lawsuit Response Why don't you cut it out, while we're all still friends?

Send us a text Realizing she needs an ally, Lana seeks help from a dangerous quarter. Sponsor: Bwupgugugu Synthetic Brains Remember, with Bwupgugugu … !

Send us a text Ignoring the rising danger in her quest to find her sister, Lana scours obscure corners of Free Boots to learn about the mysterious organization called The Restoration. Sponsor: Nuclee-O's You can taste the destruction in every bite!

Send us a text Dogged lunar transwoman Lana Quel travels to the distant and honestly kinda sketchy space station called Free Boots in search of her estranged sister, Verali, who has been abducted by persons unknown. Sponsor: (clicking noise) Removable Appendages Try some this solar cycle–or lose out to someone who did!