Send us a text We missed you guys—like, a lot—and we’re finally back 🎉 After a great (and slightly chaotic) holiday season, we’re catching up, ringing in the New Year, and hoping yours was just as good. Happy New Year to all of our listeners… we missed you terribly. In today’s episode, we’re talking all things New Year’s: parties, traditions, how our holidays actually went, our own New Year’s resolutions (take those lightly), and what we think other people’s resolutions should be. Plus, Shell...
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Send us a text We missed you guys—like, a lot—and we’re finally back 🎉 After a great (and slightly chaotic) holiday season, we’re catching up, ringing in the New Year, and hoping yours was just as good. Happy New Year to all of our listeners… we missed you terribly. In today’s episode, we’re talking all things New Year’s: parties, traditions, how our holidays actually went, our own New Year’s resolutions (take those lightly), and what we think other people’s resolutions should be. Plus, Shell...
Send us a text We missed you guys—like, a lot—and we’re finally back 🎉 After a great (and slightly chaotic) holiday season, we’re catching up, ringing in the New Year, and hoping yours was just as good. Happy New Year to all of our listeners… we missed you terribly. In today’s episode, we’re talking all things New Year’s: parties, traditions, how our holidays actually went, our own New Year’s resolutions (take those lightly), and what we think other people’s resolutions should be. Plus, Shell...
Send us a text Pour the cocoa (or the wine) and cozy up because it’s time for A Very Shit Apple Christmas 🎄🍷 In this holiday episode, we’re talking all things Christmas — from the hottest gifts of the season and the family traditions we swear by, to settling the ultimate debate: what is the best Christmas movie of all time? We’re also sharing our favorite Christmas songs, holiday opinions no one asked for, and plenty of stories in between to keep you laughing all the way through the season. W...
Send us a text They say karma takes care of everything… but we’re still refreshing the page. 👀 In this episode, we confess all the pettiest, most dramatic revenge fantasies we’ve ever had — from imaginary chaos in someone’s pristine closet to the wild urge to “accidentally” ruin a perfectly clean car. Do we act on these ideas? Absolutely not. Do we mentally rehearse them in HD? Every single day. We talk about the long-standing grudges, the people who earned a permanent spot on our mental “no-...
Send us a text This week on The Shit Apple Podcast, we’re asking the most important question of our generation: is it actually style… or are we all just in deep, DEEP denial? From shoes to manicures to whether Teslas are still “cool,” we’re diving into the ins, outs, and absolute WHAT ARE WE DOING of current trends. We go rapid-fire through everything—from Vans vs Converse, Hydros vs Stanleys, silver vs gold, and why everyone suddenly decided wired headphones are “in” again. Buckle up—every...
Send us a text Ever get advice you didn’t ask for? Yeah… us too. This week on Bad-Vice, we’re unpacking all the “helpful” tips people have thrown our way, the advice Diana’s been dishing out for years, and the questionable choices that made everyone else think they should chime in. Some of it was genius. Some of it? Pure chaos. And then there’s Diana — or as we like to call her, Diana Lama the Wise — always ready to turn our disasters into “teachable moments.” From her life lessons to our bad...
Send us a text This week, we’re diving headfirst into our obsessions — the ones that make us happy, the ones that make no sense, and the ones that might need professional intervention. Shelley’s dog Swig officially runs the show (and her entire life), Diana’s chasing her sleep score like it’s an Olympic sport, and Tiffany’s counting protein like it’s a religion. We also talk makeup, vacuums that make us feel things we shouldn’t, and our weirdly close relationship with ChatGPT. Basically, if i...
Send us a text It’s Halloween, and things are getting weird… and maybe a little murderous. We talk our favorite candy (because sugar is survival), our questionable Ouija board experiment, and the ghost stories that still give us chills. Plus, we tackle the age-old question: when are you too old to trick-or-treat? And if you thought that was enough chaos, Shelley casually drops the ultimate horror story — she’s run into a couple of serial killers in real life. Yep. Candy, creepy encounters, an...
Send us a text This week on The Shit Apple Podcast, we’re going full hoarder status. It all starts with Shelley’s purse — a bottomless pit of chaos that could rival a CVS aisle — and spirals into a confessional about all the weird crap we’ve ever collected. From childhood Dreamsicles and baseball cards to Shelley’s mom’s luxury porcelain clowns, no collection is safe. And just when you think we’ve hit peak weird? Tiffany drops the bomb that she’s kept every single one of her kids’ teeth. 🦷 Bu...
Send us a text We’re turning up the heat this week with Chef Peter McQuaid—three-time Chopped Champion, “Spin It to Win It” Grand Champion, Beat Bobby Flay alum, Battle of the Decades finalist, and James Beard Award winner. He’s cooked at Eleven Madison Park, Sanctuary, Cala, and now leads the kitchen as Executive Chef at The Americano—but can he handle us for an hour? We dig into everything from how he caught the culinary bug to what really happens behind the scenes of “Chopped.” Then things...
Send us a text This week on The Shit Apple Podcast, we’re fessing up to our life of “crime” (and a whole lot of lies) 🤫😂. From Shelley swiping Chipotle silverware and stuffing her kids in front of her like a decoy, missing rings at SeaWorld, hotel towel smuggling, sneaking full-on snacks into the movie theater, and even passing kids off as younger to score cheaper tickets at amusement parks… we’re spilling ALL the dirt. Are we criminals? Maybe not. Are we shameless? Absolutely. Grab your popc...
Send us a text Some things in life are just non-negotiable. In this episode, we climb the petty hills we absolutely refuse to budge on—from men in tank tops, flip flops, or Speedos (nope, not okay) to the eternal debate over which way the toilet paper roll should go. We also tackle why men and women usually can’t just be friends(someone is usually crushing), the death of Christmas matching plaid-and-jeans family photos, the horror of spitting gum on the ground, and more ridiculous—but very re...
Send us a text This week, the Shit Apple ladies saddle up with none other than Ray Herndon—singer, songwriter, accomplished musician, and the heart behind Scottsdale’s legendary Handlebar J Restaurant & Bar. From touring the world to holding down a hometown honky-tonk that’s seen it all, Ray brings the stories, the laughs, and a whole lotta country charm. We dig into the music, the mayhem, and the memories that make him a true Arizona icon. Grab your boots (and maybe a margarita), because...
Send us a text Some people flex money, cars, or vacations… but others? They flex about things like never being dumped, not drinking soda, having the biggest head (literally), or even claiming their feet don’t smell. 🤔 In this episode, the Shit Apple Gang dives into the world of weird flexes—from travel bragging to “I don’t have tattoos” energy. But where’s the line? Is it just quirky confidence or does it cross into toxic territory? Tune in for laughs, side-eye moments, and our unfiltered t...
Send us a text In this episode of The Shit Apple Podcast, we dive into the wild world of Karens. First, we break down what exactly makes someone a “Karen” and explore the different names given to their male counterparts. From there, Shelley and Diana share their own laugh-out-loud Karen moments—whether it’s while traveling, dining out, or just navigating everyday situations where tempers flare and patience runs thin. To top it all off, we play a round of “You Might Be a Karen If…”—a hilarious...
Send us a text From trick knees that pop louder than bubble wrap to bedtime routines that require more steps than a skincare influencer, we’re officially in the “back in my day” era. In this episode, we laugh (and groan) about all the little signs of aging—aching backs, hating when stores move the aisles, telling kids how easy they have it, and the complicated rituals we now call “getting ready for bed.” Getting older might come with its creaks and complaints, but it also comes with great sto...
Send us a text This week, The Shit Apple girls are calling B.S. on every ‘truth’ our parents (and their parents) swore by. From Shelley’s lifelong fear of catching warts from frogs 🐸, to the purse-on-the-floor = instant poverty curse, we’re diving deep into the superstitions and old wives’ tales that shaped our childhoods. We’re talking broken mirrors, shoes on tables, caffeine stunting your growth, and other warnings we either still secretly believe… or found out were total crap as adults. K...
Send us a text This week on The Shit Apple Podcast, we go full tinfoil hat as we dive into conspiracy theories, ask Chef Beau Mac some rapid-fire (and totally ridiculous) questions, and let the silliness fly. Of course, we also get the scoop on Bar Brawl—his high-energy summer cocktail showdown—back for its 7th year at the reverse speakeasy Tell Your Friends, hidden beneath The Americano. Catch the madness every Sunday in August. Come for the conspiracies, stay for the cocktails.
Send us a text This week on The Shit Apple Podcast, we sit down with the legendary Chef Beau Mac for a ride through his wild and inspiring journey. From the moment he met Tiffany, to the gritty kitchens where he cut his teeth, Beau shares stories of what it really took to rise through the ranks—from nightmare chefs to nights that ended in bar brawls. We also dive into his infamous program that has run for 7 years in a row: Bar Brawl!! A weekly competition every Sunday in August at 7:30pm at...
Send us a text Season 2 is here, and we’re back from our sweaty, chaotic, ice-cube-deprived summer breaks! In this episode, we recap what we’ve been up to — including Diana’s European adventures where she bravely survived without air conditioning, ice, or proper Diet Coke. We introduce a brand new game: The Mommy Margarita Meter, where we rate real-life summer scenarios on a scale of 1 to 5 margaritas — based solely on how badly you’d need a drink after enduring them. Spoiler: Some of these r...
Send us a text What would you tell a real friend? This week, we’re breaking down the fine line between being a loyal bestie and minding your damn business. We play a game of “Would You Tell Her?” where we face messy friendship scenarios — like spotting her kid on social media behind her back, catching her man out on a date, or realizing her teen is dressed for a Vegas residency. 👀 We also get real about the friendships we’ve had to walk away from and how to spot the difference between a real ...
Send us a text We missed you guys—like, a lot—and we’re finally back 🎉 After a great (and slightly chaotic) holiday season, we’re catching up, ringing in the New Year, and hoping yours was just as good. Happy New Year to all of our listeners… we missed you terribly. In today’s episode, we’re talking all things New Year’s: parties, traditions, how our holidays actually went, our own New Year’s resolutions (take those lightly), and what we think other people’s resolutions should be. Plus, Shell...
