The Two Bobs episode 294 for Monday, November 3, 2025:

* What are The Bobs drinking?

* Rob enjoyed a Slushy XL Electric Squirrel from 450 North. https://untp.beer/0rJ3e
* Robert nursed a Dia De Los Gatos from Fat Orange Cat. https://untp.beer/PwgNn
* Follow us on Untapped at @RobFromTTB and @lowercaserobert or we’ll send naked Florida Man® to your home with an axe.


* It’s Halloween time!
* The World Series is wrapping up.
* This week’s CRAZY NEWS doesn’t need congressional approval to attack cartels.

* Days after being released from jail, Florida Man® did the only reasonable thing by stripping naked and trying to break into homes with an axe. https://www.fox13news.com/news/naked-florida-man-released-from-jail-days-before-trying-break-pinellas-park-home-axe
* Kohler is making a toilet with a camera that analyzes your shits and reports back to you. https://www.cnet.com/health/medical/kohlers-tiny-toilet-camera-analyzes-the-contents-and-reports-back-to-you/
* A Florida Man® who had a “no drugs allowed on the premises” sign on his home did, indeed, have drugs on the premises. https://www.tampabay28.com/news/local-news/florida-man-with-no-drugs-allowed-on-the-premises-sign-on-home-arrested-on-drug-trafficking-charges-hcso
* Florida Woman® was arrested after admitting that she was the suspect on her local Sheriff department’s Facebook post about a theft. https://townflex.com/florida-woman-arrested-after-admitting-she-was-theft-suspect-in-sheriffs-facebook-post
* Financial advisors are recommending people throw away their unopened bills so they don’t have to pay them. https://theonion.com/financial-advisors-recommend-throwing-away-unopened-bills/



 
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The Two Bobs episode 293 for Monday, October 20, 2025:


* What are The Bobs drinking?

* Rob enjoyed a Pumpkin Patch Ale from Rogue. https://untp.beer/363e295a84
* Robert had an Apple Crumble Brown Ale from Southern Tier. https://untp.beer/b0zGx
* Follow us on Untapped at @RobFromTTB and @lowercaserobert or you’ll get a drive-by cheeseburgering.


* This week’s CRAZY NEWS negotiated a ceasefire between Albania Pangea. You’re welcome.

* Florida Man® punched his father for kicking his hooker out of the house. https://coralspringstalk.com/coral-springs-domestic-violence-arrest-father-assault-57215
* Kim Kardashian just released a line of pubic hair thongs. https://www.usatoday.com/story/entertainment/celebrities/2025/10/15/kim-kardashian-skims-faux-hair-thongs/86703768007/
* Florida Man® was arrested for committing a drive-by cheeseburging. https://www.thesmokinggun.com/documents/crime/cheeseburger-in-paradise-287013
* A Dairy Queen blizzard helped end an armed standoff in Washington. https://www.thesmokinggun.com/buster/blizzard/blizzard-standoff-745390
* Therapists recommend treating people like shit if you’re having a bad day. https://theonion.com/therapists-recommend-treating-people-like-shit-if-you-r-1829600886/

The Two Bobs episode 292 for Monday, October 13, 2025:

* What are The Bobs drinking?

* Rob enjoyed a More S’mores from Boulevard. https://untp.beer/QO0eN
* Robert had a Maple Warlock from Southern Tier. https://untp.beer/1jAVQ
* Follow us on Untapped at @RobFromTTB and @lowercaserobert or you’re not getting extra sauce.


* Every year, one of the Bobs usually has some sort of free iPhone drama. 2025 was Rob’s turn.
* This week’s CRAZY NEWS campaigned heavily for a Nobel Peace Prize and still didn’t get picked. The whole system is rigged by the left!

* A Kentucky woman caused a thousand dollars in damage after being charged for extra sauce at Little Caesars. https://trib.al/FJk7Yd3
* Pubic hair wigs are the latest Russian fashion accessory craze. https://www.odditycentral.com/news/pubic-hair-wigs-are-the-newest-craze-among-trendy-russian-women.html
* California residents are reporting a series of frightening squirrel attacks. https://abc7news.com/post/vicious-squirrel-sends-2-san-rafael-california-residents-er-neighbors-report-series-frightening-attacks/17851128/
* A Kentucky man stabbed his brother in his nutbag with scissors. https://www.wkyt.com/2025/08/30/ky-man-allegedly-enters-brothers-home-stabs-his-testicles-with-scissors/
* Travis Kelce is getting cold feet after listening to Taylor’s new album. https://theonion.com/travis-kelce-gets-cold-feet-after-listening-to-new-taylor-swift-album/



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